Greatest one-liners in movie history

[SUSkinsFan]

In response to the "dumbest one-liners" thread, what are the GREATEST one-liners in movie history?

[Mickalino]

I coulda been a contendah !

[Teller]

Nap time! -- Tony Montana, Scarface

[Burgundy Burner]

"It's not the years honey, it's the mileage". --- Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. --- Raiders of the Lost Ark.


I can so relate to this one liner. :)

[10fttall]

I'm your Huckleberry

[RedlightG20]

"I must break you"

[SkinsOrlando]

"No **** lady does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza"

Die Hard

[dcnativenerd]

"You think you just come in hear and take money from us?!"
"Yeah."

[Metalhead]

"Women...you can't live with 'em, you can't kill 'em."

True Lies

[Larry]

My mistake. Four coffins.

[SUSkinsFan]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

[maxiumone]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

"We love you when you're mad!"

[maxiumone]

What we've got here is a failure to communicate (Cool Hand Luke)

[maxiumone]

“Never tell me the odds”, Hans Solo

[dcnativenerd]

"You can't fight in here, this is a war room!"

[SkinsOrlando]

"The monkey in the wrench, the fly in the ointment, the pain in the ass"

[Doozinbrah]

"What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country." (Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas)

[BigMike619]

freeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooooooommmm!!!

[Larry]

"You can't fight in here, this is a war room!"

Well, sir. I'd hate to judge before all of the facts are in. But it would appear that General Ripper may have, uh, exceeded his authority.

[f_trizzy]

"Heineken?! **** that ****...PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!"

[Bang]

"Boy, you got a panty on your head" = Raising Arizona

"If you could see what I've seen with your eyes..." Roy Batty, Blade Runner

"That a lot of bold talk for a one-eyed fat man" (villain)
"WHO YOU CALLIN' OLD??!" John Wayne, True Grit

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy" .. Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!" Adam West as Batman

~Bang

[BigMike619]

well if hes gonna decorate his saloon with my friend i suggest he arm himself.

see you in hell william muney "yeah"

[mrcunning15]

"Look what you did you little jerk" home alone

[BigMike619]

eeeh buckle this!!!!

we aint found ****!!

[mrcunning15]

eeeh buckle this!!!!

we aint found ****!!

Is that spaceballs when they are combing the desert?

[BigMike619]

Is that spaceballs when they are combing the desert?

hahaha...yeah and they have a pick instead of a comb.

[mrcunning15]

The schwartz is with you. hahaha

[stat2883]

keep firing *******s!

---that's one of my favorites as far as spouting off lines

[mjah]

"People scare better when they're dyin'." - Henry Fonda, Once Upon a Time in the West

[dcnativenerd]

"You either die the hero, or live long enough to become the enemy."

[Burgundy Burner]

"Yah, well, sometimes you get a pooch that can't be screwed, you know." --- Gen. Chuck Yeager --- The Right Stuff

[Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers]

Leia: I love you.
Han: I know.

[HogNose]

Maybe not the greatest....but:


Clerks- “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the ****ing customers”, Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson)

City Slickers - “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place”, Mitch Robbins

Taxi Driver - “You talkin’ to me”, Travis Bickle

Dead Poets Society, “Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone”, Mr. Keating


Gladiator - “At my signal, unleash hell”, Maximus


and from Vacation :)

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[Jumbo]

Some of mine...

"Open the pod bay doors, Hal."--2001

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."--2001 :D

“You talkin’ to me?”-- Taxi Driver

"I fart in your general direction."--Holy Grail

“Yippe-ki-yay, mother****er”--Die Hard

“...I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”--Casablanca

“...Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore”--Wizard of Oz

“We all go a little mad sometimes”-- (Norman Bates) Psycho

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."--Animal House

"Who are those guys?"--Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid

[Teller]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."--Animal House

Damnit.

Now ya tell me.

:mad:

[Jumbo]

Damnit.

Now ya tell me.

:mad:


That has to also be one of the most inclusive lines in movie history. :)

[Teller]

that has to also be one of the most inclusive lines in movie history. :)

:ols:

[KNGwithOUTaCrwN]

"Women...you can't live with 'em, you can't kill 'em."

True Lies


haha, this reminds of the bridge scene.

"THE BRIDGE IS OOOUUUUTTT!"

[BigRedskinDaddy]

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book."

Patton

"Big hitter, the Llam. So he tees off and blasts his drive into this crevasse. And do you know what he said? Gunga galunga. Gunga galunga."

Caddyshack

"People on ludes should NOT drive."

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

So profound, yet also meaningless...

[Pskins]

"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist" - The Usual Suspects

"General Pickett reform your division."
"General Lee, I HAVE NO DIVISION." - Gettysburg

"get busy living, or get busy dying" - Shawshank Redemption

[VASkins540]

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

[Touchdown Redskins]

"A person is smart. People are stupid." - Tommy Lee Jones, "MIB"

[Jumbo]

Just a note, reflecting the "anal retentive" thread :D, one-liner = one complete sentence. I left out some doozies that were two or more sentences. :silly:

Good ones, BRD. :)

[CrabR]

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse [Godfather]
I'll be back [most arnold movies]
Bond. James Bond [bond movies]
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn![GWTW]
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk [Dirty Harry]
Go ahead, make my day [Sudden Impact]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning [Apocalypse Now]
A boy's best friend is his mother [Psycho]
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.[The Wizard of Oz]
Here's looking at you, kid [Casablanca]

[Larry]

"A person is smart. People are stupid." - Tommy Lee Jones, "MIB"

I'm a bigger fan of:

"No, ma'am. We in the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we're aware of."

[dcnativenerd]

"Wanna know how much a jizz moper makes?"

[Riggo-toni]

I'm not crazy - I just don't give a f***!

(became my code for living)

[mardi gras skin]

I'm your Huckleberry

x2

I hear this every time I confront anyone about anything. :)

[Doozinbrah]

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

(Full Metal Jacket)

Semper Fi

[SkinsOrlando]

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

[Califan007]

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." Dazed And Confused

"That better be one charming mother****in' pig!" Pulp Fiction

“He-e-e-e-re’s Johnny!” The Shining

“You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife” Crocodile Dundee

"You can’t handle the truth!” A Few Good Men

"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow." Pirates Of The Carribean

[d0ublestr0ker0ll]

Yep, Sgt. Hartman is a one-liner machine.

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/7141/hartman1pu5.jpg

"I bet the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress, I think you've been cheated!!!"

"If God wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now."

"The ****in' war will be over by the time we get to the top!"

"I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you!"

"I will unscrew your head and **** down your neck!"

[War Paint]

Commando:

Matrix (Arnold): Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?

Sully: Yeah Matrix, you did!

Matrix: I lied.

Then Matrix drops Sully over a cliff to his death.

[BigRedskinDaddy]

Just a note, reflecting the "anal retentive" thread :D, one-liner = one complete sentence. I left out some doozies that were two or more sentences. :silly:

Good ones, BRD. :)

No, you're right J. Most of the good ones that came to mind were already taken. :( In retrospect, it's surprising I didn't come to that very same a/r realization; usually I would be among the first to point that out.

:)

[RedlightG20]

"It's not that I'm lazy... it's just that I don't care" - Office Space

"You had me at 'Hello'" - Jerry Maguire

"Mess with the bull young man, you get the horns" - Breakfast Club

[dreamshatterer]

"You got kocked the **** out man!!!" - Chris Tucker in Friday

[BigRedskinDaddy]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Jaws

"I'll have what she's having."

When Harry Met Sally

"Lighten up, Francis."

Stripes

EDIT: I just saw Maxiumone beat me to the first one. Back to the quip drawing board -

[maxiumone]

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man.(Unforgiven)

[dcnativenerd]

"I don't remember asking you a Goddamn question!"
-Pulp Fiction

[Larry]

Just a note, reflecting the "anal retentive" thread :D, one-liner = one complete sentence. I left out some doozies that were two or more sentences. :silly:

Good ones, BRD. :)

Actually, I would point out that the specification was for "one liners". Not "one-sentencers".

[BigRedskinDaddy]

This thread is like a bad old song: it's going to be running around in my head all day now lol. Couple others:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Apocalypse Now

"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."

Forrest Gump

"I'll alert the media." -Sir John Gielgud to Dudley Moore in Arthur, when told that he was thinking of taking a bath. Classic.

"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

Unforgiven

[BigRedskinDaddy]

"Whatsamatter? You never seen a guy slept with a fish before?"

Splash

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

The Godfather

"Pain don't hurt."

Road House

Sorry, Jumbo. They were too good to pass on - :cool:

[RedlightG20]

"I don't remember asking you a Goddamn question!"
-Pulp Fiction

"I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!"
;)

[SD Skins fan]

I'm surprised no one's done any "Blazing Saddles" yet.

"Where all the white women at?"

"Someone go back and get a ***tload of dimes"

"Them shnitzengrubens can wipe you out!"

[dcnativenerd]

"Is it trwu what they say about you people?"
*zip*
"Oh...oh..it's trwu...it's trwu, IT'S TRWU, IT'S TRWU!"

[mjah]

"Name's Ash. Housewares."

[mbws]

"This man should be in a straightjacket."

Max Bialystock, The Producers

:D

[SonOfWashington]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

[Redskin4ever]

"That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve." - Sean Connery in Diamonds are Forever

[The Sir]

Always bet on black

[Metalhead]

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

(Full Metal Jacket)

Semper Fi

Oh man, that movie has so many good ones! That is a great quote.

[Capt. Kaos]

Not sure if this goes in the best, worst or funniest but I really liked it......


"Would you believe Chuck Norris with a BB gun?"

Maxwell Smart (agent 86) - Get Smart

[redskins0756]

What we've got here is a failure to communicate (Cool Hand Luke)

GREAT movie

[Zguy28]

"Go ahead, make my day."

"Well, I'm all broken up over that man's rights! "

- Dirty Harry

[MrSilverMaC]

"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Andy Dufresne

"Say when..." - Doc Holiday

[Dieselpower44]

Booger: "Big deal! Did you get in her pants?"
Gilbert: "She's not that kind of girl, Booger."
Booger: "Why? Does she have a penis? "


Revenge of the Nerds..

[cjcdaman]

"Are you not entertained? Are not entertained?"

[MintHillSkinsFan]

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

" I say all that big talk's worth doodly squat"

"How's it with stains?"

"Well Mr. Carpetbagger, we have something in this territory called a Missouri boatride"

"Buzzard's got to eat, same as the worms"

"I don't think much of Hoosiers neither"

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"

"Dying ain't much of a living boy"


I'm sure there's more I forgot from this movie. Talk about a wealth of one liners........

[dcnativenerd]

"Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you mother ****er! Say what again!"

[China]

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Raw Deal: "You shouldn't drink and bake."

[Skin McNasty]

It's Not A Tumor!!!!

[boysetsfire]

After this, there is no turning back.

[LApunkrocker72]

"I'm my own police" -- Phillip Raven (from 1942's "This Gun for Hire")

[G-Prime]

Dodgeball

You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolly pop.
If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball
Who said I was a lesbian.. I'm bisexual.

Ash
I've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Gimme some sugar baby
ThIS IS MY BOOM STICK!

Wedding Crashers
Or it could've been the nude gay art show
You motorboatin son of a *****
It feels so good when he jokes
I just had your sisters boyfriend dry hump me up and down the field all afternoon
Why don't you kiss my left nut..
The proper girl in the hat just eye ****ed the **** out of me
Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table infront of the whole damn family, and have some real problems

[DeanCollins]

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men."
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[sacase]

Aliens:
Hicks: I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

Hudson: We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

Hudson: Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

(My personal favorite)
Hudson: That's it man, game over man, game over!

Drake: They ain't paying us enough for this, man.
Dietrich: Not enough to have to wake up to your face, Drake.
Drake: What? Is that a joke?
Dietrich: Oh, I wish it were.

Ripley: Get away from her, you ******!*

Full Metal Jacket
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of ****! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-***** EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' ****, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Get your fat *** up there! I'll bet if there was some ***** up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?
Private Pyle: Sir, yes sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you've got a hard-on!

[frommd]

"Great kid!! Don't get cocky!!"
Star Wars

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Star Wars

"**** you ***hole."
The Terminator

"Who is the masta?!!!! SHO-NUFF!!!!"
The Last Dragon

[hokie4redskins]

Let off some steam......Bennet.

[Old Bay]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

They Live

[FINatic 13]

I am The Law. -sly

'youre one ugly mother ****** ' -arnold

[Mufumonk]

"Charlie don't surf!" - Kilgore (Apocalypse Now)

"My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together." Gunney Highway (Heartbreak Ridge)
"Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honies or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine." Gunney Highway (Heartbreak Ridge)

"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" Jules Winfield (Pulp Fiction)
"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten." Winston Wolf (Pulp Fiction)
"So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the ****ing car" Winston Wolf (Pulp Fiction)

"You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you." Coccotti (True Romance)

"This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!" Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)
"You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click." " Jesus Quintana (The Big Lebowski)

"60% of the time it works, every time." Brian Fantana (Anchorman)

[SonOfWashington]

You've probably seen it, from Shark Attack 3:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

[rd421]

Tombstone:

Holliday: [taunting a card player who believes Holliday is cheating him] Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!

[Kilmer17]

Is your house on fire Clark?- Xmas Vacation.

[frostyj]

I immediately regret this decision. – Ron Burgundy

Mini-me you complete me.

You’re my boy Blue!
For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your ****. You get a life sentence for it.

[willmb5]

Dale Doback: "She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner."

-Step Brothers

[Henry]

"Sir, the truth is I talk to God all the time, and no offense, but He never mentioned you." - Ladyhawke

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it" - The Unforgiven

"You want my advice? Go back to Bulgaria." - Casablanca

"Head! Pants! Now!" - So I Married an Axe Murderer

[SeanTaylorisPiamp]

"No. I am your father."

[TheDoyler23]

"I don't care." ~ The Fugitive

[bch89]

"Babe don't leave. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe"

[Larry]

"I don't care." ~ The Fugitive

I thought those two lines

"I didn't kill my wife"
"I don't care"

Summed up the movie so well, that they should have been the entire trailer for the movie.

I also think Tommie Lee Jones had another Great line:

"You here to make fun of me like them other cops?"
"No ma'am. We in the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we're aware of."

(I also really enjoy the trivia that Tommie Lee Jones and Al Gore were roommates at Princeton.)

[TD_washingtonredskins]

"Nice one, nurse." ~ Meet the Parents

[brianforster]

Losing all hope is freedom - Fight Club
I'd rather be happy than right any day - Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
The longer you listen, the sweeter the pitch - The revolver
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. - Snatch

Pretty much anything said in a guy ritchie film could go in this thread, haha

[willmb5]

"I haven't had a carb since 2004."
-Derek, Step Brothers

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time."
-Brian Fantana, Anchorman

[AllWorldSkinFan]

"I want that head so squared away the virgin Mary herself would be proud to come in a take a dump"

[TheDoyler23]

I thought those two lines

"I didn't kill my wife"
"I don't care"

Summed up the movie so well, that they should have been the entire trailer for the movie.


Exactly. If you're a US Marshall, you're job is to get the fugitive, not empathize. I love that movie and stop dead in my tracks when it's on AMC.

"He's eatin oranges and makin fake IDs"

[AllWorldSkinFan]

"I haven't been ****** like that since grade school"

[FanboyOf91]

"I let him go." -John Matrix

[willmb5]

“Maybe yes. Maybe no. Maybe go **** yourself.”
-Dignam, The Departed

[Mufumonk]

"Suck it, "Reindeer Games"! " - Ronnie (Role Models)
"No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages." - Danny (Role Models)

"I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. " - Seth (Super Bad)

[rebornempowered]

I'm a shepherd. -Fletch

[f_trizzy]

PULP FICTION- If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a ****** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

DIRTY HARRY- Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him. How? Cause he looks too damn good, that's how!

[Mufumonk]

"You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?" - Ricky Roma (Glengarry Glen Ross)

[tone_dubbz]

“Maybe yes. Maybe no. Maybe go **** yourself.”
-Dignam, The Departed

"My theory on the Feds is treat them like mushrooms, feed them sh*t and keep them in the dark..........you ladies have a nice day"

[tone_dubbz]

"I'll tell yo mama you ain't ****"

-Bishop, Juice


"If he dies, he dies"

-Drago, Rocky IV

[Patrick86L]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqUz8DQLhgs

[renaissance]

"I didn't kill my wife"
"I don't care"

Summed up the movie so well, that they should have been the entire trailer for the movie.




When the conversation turned to the 1993 Fugitive movie, Roy Huggins credited Tommy Lee Jones for coming up with “the best line in the entire movie.” Referring to the famous scene at the falls (in which Kimble tells Gerard “I didn’t kill my wife!” before desperately plunging into the deep), Roy said that Gerard’s next line in the script originally read, “That isn’t my problem.” Jones, however, asked if he could change the line to “I don’t care.” With those three words, Jones not only added to one of the best moments of the movie, he would forever put his own stamp on what is arguably the most interesting character of the series.

[Dallsux]

"Sometimes, I'm surprised you ever passed the Bar."
"I'm sure. You've never passed a bar before in your life."
"You are so unattractive when I'm sober."
"Thank goodness it's not that often."

-Money Pit


"Are you hot? Can I take your life?"

-Money Pit


"You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"

-Batman

"Here she comes to wreck the day!"

-Liar Liar

"Hey maybe I'll give you a call sometime, your number still 911, allllllrighty then!"

-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"I need to talk. Something strange happened to me this morning."
"Was it a dream where you were standing on top of a pyramid in sort of Sun god robes with a thousand naked women screaming & throwing little pickles at you?"
"...No."
"Why am I the only one that has that dream?"

-Real Genius

[spjunkies]

"I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen" - Say Anything

[renaissance]

"I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen" - Say Anything

sp given your posting history when it comes to the ladies this quote seems perfect for you :silly:

[Dallsux]

"My theory on the Feds is treat them like mushrooms, feed them sh*t and keep them in the dark..........you ladies have a nice day"

To add-

"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy!"


-Dignam, The Departed


"What is it, your period?"

-Mr. French, The Departed

[Dallsux]

"Do they speak English in What?"

-Pulp Fiction

"Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries."

-Monty Python & the Search for the Holy Grail

"I have everything organized in alphabetical order. This, for instance, was under 'H', for toy!"

-Real Genius

[spjunkies]

sp given your posting history when it comes to the ladies this quote seems perfect for you :silly:

Sad but true :(

[ECU-ALUM]

Lois: Anymore at home like you?
Clark: Ah not really no.

--Superman (1978)


Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.

--Jaws (1975)

[skinfan13]

My mistake. Four coffins. Samurai movies ftw edit: my bad, I mistook this as a quote from Yojimbo.


"Cooper. Two coffins... No, maybe three. " -Sanjuro, yojimbo

"the one constant through all the years Ray has been baseball" -Darth Vader, field of dreams

[FuriousD]

Today I shot an elephant in my pajamas! How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

Groucho

:helmet:

[Spaceman Spiff]

Well, thats like, your opinion, man.

[umstew42]

I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion. - Knocked Up

[thedoc4454]

CASABLANCA. Pick any line in any scene. Never been a movie like it.

[tone_dubbz]

"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ***** amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

-Tommy, Good fellas


"I like you Sully, you're a funny guy........that's why I'm going to kill you last"

-John Matrix, Commando


"You call it extortion, I call it capitalism"

-Wayne, Shottas


"Yu come here and mash up de island with ya foreign style....keyar jacking, extashon, and all types of ****ery"

-Jamaican Customs Officer, Shottas

[NattyLight]

Heeaaaaarrrrrrr'sssss Johnny! (The Shining)
They're coming for you Barbara. (Night of the living Dead)
and
Carla was the prom queen. (The Rock)

[willmb5]

"I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter cola"
-Rod Farva, Super Troopers

[willmb5]

"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."
-Lloyd Christmas, Dumb & Dumber

[Enzo]

"...When I see something really awful I put my foot down hard because I know everyone else is lifting his"
Jean-Pierre Sarti (Yves Montand) Grand Prix

"There is no awful way to win, there is just winning"
Jean-Pierre Sarti (Yves Montand) Grand Prix

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
Patton (George C. Scott)

"Rommel... you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"
Patton (George C. Scott)

"Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II," you won't have to say, Well... I shoveled **** in Louisiana."
Patton (George C. Scott)

"Gentlemen, from this moment, any soldier without leggings, without a helmet, without a tie, any man with unshined shoes or a soiled uniform... is going to be skinned"
Patton (George C. Scott)

"Now, an army is a team - it lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap."
Patton (George C. Scott)

"The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly."
Patton (George C. Scott)

"We're gonna keep fighting. Is that CLEAR? We're gonna attack all night, we're gonna attack tomorrow morning. If we are not VICTORIOUS, let no man come back alive!"
Patton (George C. Scott)

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do."
Patton (George C. Scott)

"We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on our tanks."
Patton (George C. Scott)

"The bilious bastards who came up with that stuff about individuality know as much about battle as they do about fornicating."
Patton (George C. Scott)

"Thank the general and tell him I have no desire to drink with him or any other Russian son of a *****."
Patton (George C. Scott)

[Larry]

I think the opening scene in Once Upon a Time In the West has several greal one-liners in a row.

Scene: Train station in the middle of nowhere. Three tough guys (led by Jack Elam) are waiting for a train. Eventually, they hear a train approaching. They get up, check their weapons, and move into positions on the platform, one at the front of the platform, one at the back, one directly opposite where the train stops. The train stops. Nobody gets off. After a while, the door in the side of the boxcar slides open. Tough guys grab their guns and wait. A mail bag sails out of the boxcar and lands on the platform. Door closes. Tough guys relax.

After a while, the train starts up again, and begins to pull out of the station. Tough guys shrug, begin walking back towards the station. As the noise of the departing train dies down, they hear . . . music.

Charles Bronson, who got off the train on the side away from the station, is standing there, alone, playing a harmonica. Tough guys turn to face him. They wait for the train to leave.

Bronson: Frank?

Elam: Frank sent us.

(pause)

Bronson: Did you bring a horse for me?

Elam looks back at the hitching rail, where three horses are tied.

Elam: Looks like (spits), looks like we're shy one horse.

Bronson shakes his head. You brought two too many.

[Special K]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Clark Gable, Gone With the Wind.



"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Holy crap, what is that from? I have it on the tip of my tongue and can't remember and it's driving me crazy!

[Birdlives]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Clark Gable, Gone With the Wind.


Holy crap, what is that from? I have it on the tip of my tongue and can't remember and it's driving me crazy!

Jaws


"Charlie dont surf!"

Sums up that war pretty well.

[Birdlives]

"Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

Buford T. Justice

[RammsteinSkins]

''English mother****er! Do you speak it?!''

''Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration''.

[Doozinbrah]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Clark Gable, Gone With the Wind.


Holy crap, what is that from? I have it on the tip of my tongue and can't remember and it's driving me crazy!

Jaws

[Sikbug]

"You met me at a very strange time in my life." Fight Club

[tone_dubbz]

"You son of a b****, I'm right behind you! Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with cheese, yo! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm workin' the grill, B? Damn!"

-Scareface, Half Baked



"Sweep the leg......you got a problem with that?"

-Kreese, Karate Kid



"You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka"

-The Kid, Purple Rain



"Who the **** are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me mother*****, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon mother*****. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse"

-Carlito Brigante, Carlito's Way

[jaxskins]

"Guns don't kill people..... I Do" - UHF

"I'm a cop you eediot" - Kindergarden Cop

"Stop whining" - Kindergarden Cop

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time." - Anchorman

"You are a smelly pirate hooker."
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?" - Anchorman

"Hey - where the white women at?" - Blazzing Saddles

"Excuse me while I whip this out." - Blazzing Saddles

[Larry]

"Excuse me while I whip this out." - Blazzing Saddles

Every time I read a "Obama is going to take the Oath of Office on a Koran", I thought of that line.

:)

[Sandman69]

- Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
- I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
- We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.
- "PC Load Letter"? What the **** does that mean?

SO Many from that movie.

- Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
- Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
- I am serious... and don't call me Shirley

- When 900 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.


- Do you feel lucky punk? Well do you?

[DiscoBob]

"Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole through your head."

"That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me."

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

Great read, great memory's. Here's an assortment from some great flicks:

Babs: "Greg honey, is it supposed to be this soft?" - Animal House.

Elwwod: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"
Jake: "Hit it" -Blues Brothers.

Brutus "Brutal" Howell: "Arlen Bitterbuck, you have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers, sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state. Do you have anything to say before the sentence is carried out?"
Toot-Toot: Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the 'taters, I want to **** in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny mother******!" -The Green Mile.

Harry Callaghan: "Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy"
The Mayor: "Intent? How did you establish that?"
Harry Callaghan: "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"
The Mayor: "He's got a point." -Dirty Harry.

Clifford Franklin: "Now you know this don't look natural Coach, now you know it don't..... I look like I just jacked off an elephant." -The Replacements.

Nice Guy Eddie: "The chick got tired of him beating on her, so one night she walks in the guys bedroom and super glues his dick to his belly. Ambulance came and had to cut the prick loose."
Mr. White: "Was he all pissed off?"
Nice Guy Eddie: "How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a ******' hand stand?" -Reservoir Dogs.

And ANY of one of a multitude of classic's from my all time favourite flick, Casablanca.

Hail.

[tone_dubbz]

"You shot me in the ass"

-Alonzo, Training Day



"......get up Craig....."

-Mr. Jones, Friday



"They use to call me Crazy Joe, now they call me Bat Man"

-Joe Clark, Lean on Me

[Corcaigh]

Not the greatest movie, and has some truly awful lines ...

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino, I should have had you get me three of these things!"

[Ned Flanders]

"Steeek Around" - Arnold Scwarzhenegger in Commando

"You Dick!" Spicoli - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too." Cheech Marin - Cheech and Chongs Next Movie

[pjfootballer]

Did you leave us anything?- Colonel

Only bodies!- Matrix
___________

We're on a mission from Gahd!- Blues Brothers

___________

Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?

Who cares, he's on a roll.- Animal House

[Oldskool]

Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough (Snatch 2000)

Beryl: [cynically] Paranormal - is that what they're calling your kind these days?
Otho: Don't mind her. She's still upset, because somebody dropped a house on her sister. (Beetle Juice 1988)

[TheDoyler23]

"Welcome to earth!" ~ Independence Day

[edgun88]

"I'll go to the looney bin together with you bro! I don't give a ****!"

[heyholetsgogrant]

Charles Bronson in Death Wish:

Do you believe in Jesus? Well your gonna meet him.

[littleskins]

This town needs an enema. "Batman"

[littleskins]

My sh** always works... sometimes. "Bad Boys" Will Smith

REGULATOOORRRS mount up. " Young Guns"

[Ellis]

"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ***** amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

-Tommy, Good fellas


"I like you Sully, you're a funny guy........that's why I'm going to kill you last"

-John Matrix, Commando


"You call it extortion, I call it capitalism"

-Wayne, Shottas


"Yu come here and mash up de island with ya foreign style....keyar jacking, extashon, and all types of ****ery"

-Jamaican Customs Officer, Shottas
OMG, Shottas is one of the greatest films ever.
I love that scene at the airport you quoted last. LOL!
My friends and I quote that line all the time.

[Dallsux]

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'"

-Real Genius

"Is your old lady happy?"
"My...old lady...?"
"Yeah, cause if your ****in' is anything like your police work, you couldn't hit the g-spot on a 12 pound *****!"

-Me, Myself, & Irene

"We've got to get these people to a hospital!"
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now."

-Airplane!

"How soon til we land?"
"I can't tell."
"You can tell me. I'm a doctor."
Alright. Not for another 2 hours."
"You can't tell me for another 2 hours?"

-Airplane!

"I'm too old for this ****!"

-Lethal Weapon

[Muskrat]

"No more yanky my wanky...the Donger need food!"

"Automobile?! Rrrrrrrrr...SPLASH! Lake...BIIG LAKE"


"What are you bitching about, I have to share my room with a guy named after a ducks dork"

[MSB 21]

"Are you smokin' this **** so's to escape from reality? I am reality."

[IHOPSkins]

"The Russians put our camera made by *our* German scientists and your film made by *your* German scientists into their satellite made by *their* German scientists."
Ice Station Zebra

"Our Germans are better than their Germans."
The Right Stuff

"Why was I not made of stone -- like thee?"
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939)

[ECU-ALUM]

"What's Happening!?!? That's the understatement of the year."

-- Superman II (after Lois has just found out Clark is Superman)

[Oldskool]

More from Snatch:

Turkish: **** me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

[9_to_42_td]

"Rolling Rock is a good beer"

The Deer Hunter