Hog Fever
December-29th-2008, 10:07 AM
I got this e-mail this morning from a long time friend who is a Cowboy fan. We ride each other pretty hard about our teams and before I could craft the perfect e-mail to taunt him he sent me this. I thought you guys might get a kick out of it. I cut and copied it exactly as he sent it. Some of this stuff could be posts here.
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On behalf of the Dallas Cowboys organization, I would like to apologize for the biyatch play of our football yesterday. Tony "Goofy @$$" Romo, Mrs. Pacman Jones, Terrell "I'll Cry If I Want To" Owens, & Jerry "General Manager of Idiots" Jones have successfully set this organization back 5 years. Contrary to what Jerry Jones believes there should be some changes.
1. We should hire a real General Manager.
*Owners should only write checks, not decide who should receive one.
2.Tony Romo does not look like he is going to be the future of the franchise. Go after Matt Cassel. Trade Romo for a 1st round pick and a couple of early 2nd picks. Go after 2 or 3 legitimate shutdown corners. Cut the losses.
* I know they are going to be some Naysayers. However, Romo has had his shot with me. I have defended this punk the last couple of years. Every year he makes me look like an idiot. No more. After his pitiful performance, he follows it up with his classic goofy, I could care less attitude. When asked where does the team go from here? He says and I quote, "Well you get ready for next season. If we win it all, Okay! And if we don't win it all again, Okay!." I wanted to reach through the TV and choke the life out of him. And I don't mean that as a Euphemism. I literally wanted to cut off his air supply until he ceased to exist.
3. Cut Mrs.. Pacman Jones. I don't have to say why. Everybody knows he ain't shyt! Just in case you don't know him, he can't cover a twin bed with king sheet set. I have a 9 year-old niece that can return kicks back better than this bum. We should left his thug-wanna-be punk #!$ in the gutter where we found him.
The recent lack of heart and mental toughness of the Dallas football team has left much to be desired. I am totally disgusted with this team. I will always be a Dallas Cowboy fan no matter what. I am sick of either not making the playoffs or making it and being 1 and done. The Cowboys are now 0-9 in season finales dating back to the 2000 season. Wade Phillips is no Tom Landry or Jim Johnson. Romo is no Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman. Terrell Owens is no Michael Irvin or Drew Pearson. Barber although tough, is not Tony Dorsett, nor an Emmitt Smith. Landry, Johnson, Staubach, Aikman, Irvin, Pearson, Dorsett, Smith, They were all leaders. Until we get leaders and not complainers we will go nowhere.
Thank you for your attention. See you next season. Go Cowgirls.
P.S. If anyone wants a Tony Romo jersey I have one. Price: $Free or Best Offer.
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On behalf of the Dallas Cowboys organization, I would like to apologize for the biyatch play of our football yesterday. Tony "Goofy @$$" Romo, Mrs. Pacman Jones, Terrell "I'll Cry If I Want To" Owens, & Jerry "General Manager of Idiots" Jones have successfully set this organization back 5 years. Contrary to what Jerry Jones believes there should be some changes.
1. We should hire a real General Manager.
*Owners should only write checks, not decide who should receive one.
2.Tony Romo does not look like he is going to be the future of the franchise. Go after Matt Cassel. Trade Romo for a 1st round pick and a couple of early 2nd picks. Go after 2 or 3 legitimate shutdown corners. Cut the losses.
* I know they are going to be some Naysayers. However, Romo has had his shot with me. I have defended this punk the last couple of years. Every year he makes me look like an idiot. No more. After his pitiful performance, he follows it up with his classic goofy, I could care less attitude. When asked where does the team go from here? He says and I quote, "Well you get ready for next season. If we win it all, Okay! And if we don't win it all again, Okay!." I wanted to reach through the TV and choke the life out of him. And I don't mean that as a Euphemism. I literally wanted to cut off his air supply until he ceased to exist.
3. Cut Mrs.. Pacman Jones. I don't have to say why. Everybody knows he ain't shyt! Just in case you don't know him, he can't cover a twin bed with king sheet set. I have a 9 year-old niece that can return kicks back better than this bum. We should left his thug-wanna-be punk #!$ in the gutter where we found him.
The recent lack of heart and mental toughness of the Dallas football team has left much to be desired. I am totally disgusted with this team. I will always be a Dallas Cowboy fan no matter what. I am sick of either not making the playoffs or making it and being 1 and done. The Cowboys are now 0-9 in season finales dating back to the 2000 season. Wade Phillips is no Tom Landry or Jim Johnson. Romo is no Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman. Terrell Owens is no Michael Irvin or Drew Pearson. Barber although tough, is not Tony Dorsett, nor an Emmitt Smith. Landry, Johnson, Staubach, Aikman, Irvin, Pearson, Dorsett, Smith, They were all leaders. Until we get leaders and not complainers we will go nowhere.
Thank you for your attention. See you next season. Go Cowgirls.
P.S. If anyone wants a Tony Romo jersey I have one. Price: $Free or Best Offer.