Charles Barkley told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "BJ"

[Mad Mike]

:rotflmao:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley1.html


DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail. Barkley, now a basketball commentator on TNT, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2006. His 16-year career included an MVP award and a spot on the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball squad, the so-called Dream Team that captured the gold medal. He has several prior arrests, including a 1997 aggravated battery bust and a 1991 assault collar.

[DButz65]

Who says honesty is the best policy LMAO He will lose his job(s) (no pun intended) for sure after that heh

[Larry]

Hey, Chuck, . . .

You know that line "anything you say can and will be used against you"?

There's a reason for that.

[ACW]

:rotflmao:
Seems like a good reason to me :laugh:

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

Good thing he isn't hispanic.

[Larry]

Good thing he isn't hispanic.

(Scratching head, wondering whether I want to have that comment explained, or would I rather not know.)

[greenspandan]

i don't get our justice system. it seems like there's no incentive whatsoever to tell the truth. you only get punished for it.

[terrifNick21]

He will lose his job(s) (no pun intended) for sure after that heh


:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

[abdcskins]

I gotta say that is an excellent answer, even if it was not the prudent one.

[StillUnknown]

when keepin it real goes wrong

[Metalhead]

This is pretty funny, but I really feel bad for his wife and kids. I think he has two daughters. Ouch.

[Hitman#21]

you really cant make this stuff up!!!!

[WVUforREDSKINS]

He would make an excellent Governor

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley3.html

[DeanCollins]

where are all the Charles B lovers, from the other thread, now? :laugh:

[Spaceman Spiff]

where are all the Charles B lovers, from the other thread, now? :laugh:

Right here.

Charles Barkley is just great. :notworthy:applause::cheers:

[zoony]

meh, I still like the guy. I've had good friends get into much more trouble.

[PokerPacker]

That's turrible!

come on guys, why am I the first to post that?

[skinfan2k]

i still love barkley

[DeanCollins]

wow, the party of family values approves of Charles B drunk driving while seeking a BJ. Why so hard on William Jefferson then? (pun intended) ;)

[zoony]

wow, the party of family values approves of Charles B drunk driving while seeking a BJ. Why so hard on William Jefferson then? (pun intended) ;)

honesty?

though I know you weren't talking to me, I thought Bill was a good president :)

[StillUnknown]

i still love barkley

[Dan T.]

Dang he looks really sweaty in that mug shot...

[Major Harris]

honesty?

though I know you weren't talking to me, I thought Bill was a good president :)
dean sees everything in red and blue. everything. it's pretty annoying.

[RememberOsaka]

Racing to get a bj...then Charles ends up being the one asked to blow. The irony.

[dcnativenerd]

The police...America's ultimate **** block.

[DeanCollins]

dean sees everything in red and blue. everything. it's pretty annoying.

wow, no wv jokes for months and I still get the hate. ;)

[DeanCollins]

Racing to get a bj...then Charles ends up being the one asked to blow. The irony.

:laugh::laugh:

I once asked a female cop to "blow this" after she tried to get me to inhale into the breathalizer. Her partner's billyclub let me know that he wasn't very impressed by my comment. :doh:

[SC_RedskinsFan]

I once asked a female cop to "blow this" after she tried to get me to inhale into the breathalizer. Her partner's billyclub let me know that he wasn't very impressed by my comment. :doh:

:rotflmao: It seemed like a good idea at the time, huh?:silly: Was that in your younger days?

[Spaceman Spiff]

:rotflmao: It seemed like a good idea at the time, huh?:silly: Was that in your younger days?

Nah, that was last week dude. ;)

[DeanCollins]

:rotflmao: It seemed like a good idea at the time, huh?:silly: Was that in your younger days?

I was about 22, and yeah I thought it was funny.

[Spaceman Spiff]

I was about 22, and yeah I thought it was funny.

Where'd her partner whack you?

And be real...was she hot?

[SC_RedskinsFan]

Where'd her partner whack you?

And be real...was she hot?

You thinking about trying it? :silly:

[DeanCollins]

Where'd her partner whack you?

And be real...was she hot?

where didn't he hit me. :silly: no she wasn't hot, she was a pig, short hair and all oinky.


I'll tell you another funny story. My friend's band was playing a day party in Lorton, 3 houses down from the Jail. I mean the back yards lined up with the prison yard. They played jail house rock and made some comments over the PA that weren't too flattering. Needless to say the PW county? cops came and broke up the party. There was a lot of drunk people, but this one guy had his back turned away from the cops (a female and a male officer) pissing against the side of someone's van. When the female cop said to the guy "Hey did you hear me? leave the premisis immediately". Then she grabbed him by the shoulder and turned him around just in time to get pissed on. The other cop pulled his billy club and I ran :laugh:

[Bubble Screen]

That's turrible!

come on guys, why am I the first to post that?

Uh, the FIRST guy that posted the original story about Barkley getting the DUI posted it.:doh:

[SC_RedskinsFan]

Uh, the FIRST guy that posted the original story about Barkley getting the DUI posted it.:doh:

He was talking about in this thread, i think.

[PokerPacker]

He was talking about in this thread, i think.

that I was.

[Mad Mike]

Well at least he didn't have to get anyones name tattooed on his ass. :D

[Larry]

Racing to get a bj...then Charles ends up being the one asked to blow. The irony.

Remembering once hearing some vocalist performing in a night club (via the radio). (Just something I caught channel surfing.) He's describing, musically, a story. In one scene, he's stopped by a local constable, who asks him (musically):

How many whiskeys have you had, tonight?
How many have you consumed?
The answer, my friend
is blowing in the wind.
(pause)
We'll know when you blow up this balloon.

The line has stuck in my head for years.

[Larry]

dean sees everything in red and blue. everything. it's pretty annoying.

It's those 3-D glasses he still wears.

[RonJeremy]

Charles, Charles, Charles...make the BJ lady serve you drinks when you get to her house....sheesh.

[Larry]

It's the economy.

It's got to the point where multi-millionaires can't afford to hire bodyguards or drivers, or even carry car insurance.

[TheDoyler23]

Charles, you make the booty call come TO you. Jeez. That's 101 type stuff right there.

[Skins PR]

"You were on your way to get a what?

...Carry on sir."

[Major Harris]

wow, no wv jokes for months and I still get the hate. ;)
all love, man.

[Gracelander]

He should have called Dwayne Wade. Why bother having him in his 5.

[Bubble Screen]

that i was.

o

[Bubble Screen]

He should have called Dwayne Wade. Why bother having him in his 5.


:notworthy:laugh:

[RedskinNutt]

Dang he looks really sweaty in that mug shot...

Booze and the thought of missing out on the best BJ you've ever had (part deux) will do that to a man ;)

[DeanCollins]

Booze and the thought of missing out on the best BJ you've ever had (part deux) will do that to a man ;)

it's like what my friend used to say (he's dead now), "it's not the drugs that kill you, it's the waiting." :silly:

[Cherick]

Good thing he isn't hispanic.


Huh? :whoknows:

[mardi gras skin]

This is pretty funny, but I really feel bad for his wife and kids. I think he has two daughters. Ouch.

http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l367/depthoffieldphoto/4706776_Hall_of_Fame_Ceremony.jpg
Chuck's wife, Maureen

As a sitcom character, he's great. As a person, I think he's slimy.