Best One Liners in Hip Hop History (and you best read post #86--M.E.T.)

[philal0102]

Here's mine... "That's why I pack a nina, **** a misdemeanor, beatin mutha ****ers like Ike beat Tina."


-G.O.A.T. The Notorious B.I.G. (Machine Gun Funk)


On a side note, Ready To Die is probably the greatest rap album of all time. Biggie's lyrical prowess was unbelievable.


What's yours?

[BJM]

I'll prefix this with the fact that I like Metal and real music....:P
However: Eminem: "...when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono...."

[Stew]

"Birds of the same feather flock together, congested on a majestic street corner, "




Then the rest of the first catch phrase.



"That's a short time goal for most of em,

cause most of em would rather expand their wings and hover over greater things,

that's what we called inspired flight,

by the pidgeons that gotta eat pizza crust every night."

- Cannibal Ox

[.Guy.]

Biggie - Kick in the door

"I drop unexpectedly like bird ****"

I always loved that line. I don't know why but it just works.

[tone_dubbz]

"Some girls get too emotional, fanatic extremis....compulsive with malice incentives"

Nas - you got to love it

[Stew]

"Tell em the basics,

basically, break the matrix,

and just for kicks, make em gel like Asic's"

- MF Doom

[Toe Jam]

"My wife's like kind of what my life's like

****ed up after I beat her ****ing ass every night, Ike"

Eminem, "Who Knew", MMLP

[RedlightG20]

I use Crest so ain't no cavity creeps in my grill

-Dre

[703souljah]

"call me beavis cause i get nothin butthead"

big l

[Zhouse]

Ass so phat that you can see it from the front - Mos Def

You a slave to a page in my rhyme book - Nas

Wasn't present the session they handed out the rules
So I grab a tape and related to life's cruels - Pusha

[shuler74]

I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon/ vanilla ice

[MattFancy]

"better where a latex, cuz you dont want that latex, that i think im latex, so wrap it up" lil wayne- lollipop remix

[Cooked Crack]

Don't know about history but here's some dope ones.

You got Stockholm syndrome, that's why I hate yall.
Cause you be biging up the industry while they rape yall - Immortal Technique

They ain't super or luigi or Mario, ain't found that power
plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower - Joe Budden

[BigMike619]

"who the **** is this? paging me at 5:46 in the morning. crack of dawn and..now in yawning.." BIG - Warning

"I used to roll up..this is a hold up. aint nothing funny stop smiling, and still dont nothing move but the money" Eric B and Rakim - I dont even need to put the title


I love it cause in heaven there's no shortage on G's
I'm tellin you now, you mother****ers don't know me - Pac

thats just for starters..

[SkinsBry]

She's bad, nobody is badder, but she got more crabs than a seafood platter. - Eazy E

[Mongo2365]

Simple and plain, give me the lane. I'll throw it down your throat like Barkley

Public Enemy - Rebel Without a Pause

[BigMike619]

"Elvis, was a hero to most but he never meant **** to me. Cuz he straight out racist the sucker was simple and plain. MOTHER**** HIM AND JOHN WAYNE!!"

probably the first rap lyric that ever really made me just sit back with my jaw open and decide that I needed to listen to everything this rapper had to say.

[Rooner]

"Wanna pop the most junk, be the same motherf***er with the most lumps, chew on that s**t." - Meth - Extortion

[Tulane Skins Fan]

He's not a great lyricist, but I always liked Kanye's:

"Killing Y'all N***** on this lyrical ****/Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips."

[Kosher Ham]

"Some get caught in my style like a net
They can't get out, so I treat em like a pet
Sit boy, down boy, don't bite me yet
I bet you're kind of hungry, here's a Kal-Can, step"
- KRS ONE

[H-O-G]

"I heard a rumor I died, murdered in cold blood dramatized, pictures of me in my final stages, you know mama cried, but that was all fiction, some coward got the story twisted, like I no longer existed, mysteriously missin, although I'm worldwide baby, I ain't hard to find."

-Tupac


"And still I see no changes. Can't a brother get a little peace?
There's war on the streets & the war in the Middle East.
Instead of war on poverty,
they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me.
And I ain't never did a crime I ain't have to do.
But now I'm back with the facts givin' 'em back to you."

-Tupac


"I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
is life worth living should I blast myself?
I'm tired of bein' poor & even worse I'm black
my stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch
Cops give a damn about a negro
pull the trigger kill a nigga he's a hero"

-Tupac


And lastly, as much as I HATE lil wayne, I lauged at this verse when it came out cause it was so hilarious, from the Lollipop REMIX with kanye west,

"Safe sex is great sex, better wear a laytex, cuz you don't want that late text, that "I think Im late" text."

-Lil wayne

[cyfar]

"I wrote this rhyme lightly off of two or three Hienes, and boy was they fine G. One Black, one Spanish, one Chiney. It keeps the wood shiney all day like a pine tree."

- MF Doom

[dcoles11]

Hey yo fat girl, come here are you ticklish? Yeah I called you fat, look at me i'm skinny, it never stopped me from getting busy. I'm freak, I like the girls with the boom, I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Words to live by

[Tulane Skins Fan]

"Bow wow wow, yippy yo yippy yay. The sounds of a dog bring me to another day..."

[Kosher Ham]

"You got a lock on my jock like a pitbull" - Kool Moe Dee

[Zhouse]

Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be an i.c.u. - BIG

[dg28daman]

"All these ****** want cheese, is we mice or men"-Method Man "Hellz Wind Staff"

"I'm the outscene slang kicker with no parental stick advisin yall that wise words is much slicker" GZA "Knock Knock"

"Too many songs-weak rhymes that's mad long, make it brief son-half short and twice strong." GZA "As High as Wu-Tang Get"

"Bench press rappers doing sets with my Syntax Ain't nothin' new mother****** man i been black Impact, remember Malcom X wore a pimp hat" Del The Funkee Homosapien "Phoney Phranchise"

[Rooner]

Niggas so stingy dey got short arms and deep pockets - GZA - Protect Ya Neck

[Sweet Sassy Molassy]

I'm just going to put a list of my favorites:

"Chances are, you'll lose battle and the war, tryna go to shore with just a paddle and a oar." - MF DOOM - Da Superfriendz

"I think it's rather spectacular how they come out their neck, bite and suck like Dracula" - MF DOOM - People, Places, and Things

"Cuz you can ride if you want nigga, I skip class in school a few times, but I ain't dumb nigga. Pitched grass too a few times, but I don't pump nigga. Never was the fastest is class, but if you put me on the track, I was guaranteed to run niggas." Blu - My World Is...

"Glad to make your acquaintance what's your name again, Molly? Good Golly Miss, here take my digits, please call me." Atmosphere - Molly Cool

"I'm a ill man, fill hands with green bills. All seems chill till I see me some mean grills. They must be senile, or maybe just see nill." Del The Funky Homosapien - Last Hurrah

"Cuz you could be quick, jump the candlestick burn your back, and **** Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack." Eminem - 313

"The Proof is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton, I'll slit your mother****in throat worse than Ron Goldman" Eminem - Just Don't Give A ****

"Rebel for the hell of it, hella rich. Never have to sell a brick again, must I tell a ***** again. The bull**** I'm addressing check I'm on some next level ****. Never been ****ed by the game, I'm celibate." T.I. - I'm Illy

Okay, I'm going to end it now, because I can just keep going.

[speardog1]

"I'm all that and then some, short dark and handsome,
Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from."
-Phife from Tribe Called Quest

[Skin'Em84]

Nice to see some IT quoted in the thread, the man is straight nasty with the lyrics...
Here are some actual one liners, not the multiple ones...I'll come back with some better ones later...

My d*** is like my music but harder to swallow - Immortal Technique

Sicker than the third floor of hospitals - Lil Wayne

I'll shoot your mom in the back and **** the bullethole until she dies- Technique in some battle...

These bullets will touch your kids and I don't mean like Micheal- IT

[Rumrunner6900]

More Biggie...always loved this line...

"I got techniques drippin out my butt cheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't **** up my sheets"

[slackermike]

"Now tell me I can't tear it up... Go get yourself some toilet paper cuz your lyrics is butt."

-Phife from "The Business" by A Tribe Called Quest

[Toe Jam]

"cuz I get more ass than a toilet seat".

-Nate Dogg

:silly:

[Sweet Sassy Molassy]

Oh wait, I couldn't forget about this line.

"I'll take away your rights like the Patriot Act. Have your whole crew thinkin, "Well maybe he is kinda whack!". Hahaha, oh - you know what happens after this, Win or lose, you know what happens after Kris. They call me Blastmaster cause I be blastin. Have yo' ass lookin like Jesus in 'The Passion'" KRS-One - Nothing New

[BigMike619]

Niggas is mad I get more butts then ash trays. **** a fair one I get mine the fast way...ski mask way.

[Kosher Ham]

"So put a quarter in your ass, cuz ya played yourself" - Big Daddy Kane

[BigMike619]

**** COMPTON!! - Tim Dog

[Toe Jam]

"So how can he hold me over some balcony without throwing his back out when he goes to lift me? Please don't, you'll probably fall with me and our asses will both be history. But then again you'll probably get your wish cuz you'll be all over the street like 50 Cent"

[Skin'Em84]

What the f*** you stop for dummy, if you slew some crack you'd make a lot more money than you do from rap

Slap my mom, slap the **** outta her, she couldn't so you she wouldn't get a buck outta ya..

Nail in the Coffin was awesome.

[Toe Jam]

What the f*** you stop for dummy, if you slew some crack you'd make a lot more money than you do from rap

Slap my mom, slap the **** outta her, she couldn't so you she wouldn't get a buck outta ya..

Nail in the Coffin was awesome.

One of the best diss tracks in history.

[terrifNick21]

"Yeah I hear you screamin but my name ain't 'Harder'"---Lil Wayne

[Rooner]

Times is gettin hard, word is bond, I swear God, I even got caught tryin to steal from the junkyard - Shyheim - AKA Da Rugged Child

[Rooner]

If Faith have twins, she prolly have two pacs....get it, Tu-Pacs? - Biggie - Brooklyns Finest

[pmo33]

"If thats your man warn em, cause theres enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on em." Banks


"And I got nothing to do but make you look stupid as parents, you f*#$ing do gooders, too bad you couldn't do good at marrige." Em

"Wonder what my secrets is, nig$A's will move on you only when they know what your weakness is, I have none." Nas

"My Dna's double helix, leaves you in troubled spirts" Canibus

[dg28daman]

"You number 1 then i'm negative 2. Basically nigga that means I'm STILL betta than you"-Canibus

[PleaseBlitz]

I got skills of titanium, straight to the cranium, try to play me and we go to war like Iranians.

Handsome boy modeling school, Rock and Roll could never hip hop like this.

[dieselfan44]

"White Castle fries only come in one size" --Beasties

[BigMike619]

you wanna free africa ill stare at ya..because we aint got it too good in America. - Ice Cube

beef..what a relief - KRS-One

so forget oreos, eat CoolJ cookies, IM BAD!! - LL

[PleaseBlitz]

Best line "Yo, we take no ****, like um, stopped up comodes"

The rest of the verse:

Gotta collect call, they done locked up my folks
Low blow, hit me in the left ventricle
We won't be able to ride out till two thousand four


Outkast, Wheelz of Steel

[Ryman of the North]

This thread reminds me why most rap is RETARDS ASSAULTING POETRY.

that line from digital underground was solid.

My personal favourite is an old school one

Tipper Gore dont like my lyrics? F%^k that B!t^h I dont need her clearance, to rock my rhymes, speak my mind, you cant censor me, the publics not blind.

[Rooner]

They say it's lonely at the top, in whatever you do, You always gotta watch, motherf***ers around you, None's untouchable, no man is bulletproof, We all must meet our moment of truth - Gang Starr - Moment of Truth

Nigga we can go round for round, Clip for clip, ****, fo'-pound for pound. Nigga if you really want to take it there we can, Just remember that you ****in with a family man.
I got a lot more to lose than you, remember that, When you wanna come and fill these shoes. - Dr Dre - The Watcher

[ccsl2]

"Man of all seasons, used to have a fetish for weed ,women and grapes and I like them all seedless" - Phonte of Little Brother: "On The Way"

[ccsl2]

Phonte still considered the best deliverer of threat
Troubled ***** got more issues then Jet
If you a showin put your stage up, cornball ******
Throw your maize up, Microsoft ****** say word and page up

Phonte of Little Brother - "For You"

[Warpath11]

You get split in fu--ing half
The Ikon the Hologram wrath
But I am the center inside the placenta of math
You clash with cyanide gas and die fast
Rythmical equivalent of solids, liquids and gas
We smash your science, with the power of Lord Titus
But I am the virus inside of the iris of Cyrus

-Jedi Mind Tricks

[WVUforREDSKINS]

Bitches ain't :pooh:

~Snoop

[steve09ru]

"old enough to know better, but still young enough to not give a ****"

-Fabolous

and Kid Rock has a ton of good ones...

[WVUforREDSKINS]

"I kill kids on tracks like Dale Earnhardt"

"When I fight you, I won't snipe you, I'll use an HIV infected needle to strike you"

~Immortal Technique

[RammsteinSkins]

My words like a penitentiary **** hitting ******* when it's most needed - Tupac - U Can't C Me

[lyon514]

She said she eat her vegetables so she stay alive
So she slobbed on my knob
like corn on the cob

-Lil Wayne (gettin some ****)

[Toe Jam]

Some say I'm a negative person
don't be so sure of it
I don't promote violence
I just encourage it



My adolescent years weren't **** to what I do now
I never grew up I was born grown and grew down

[desioreo87]

"Sayin that I cheat
Right, maybe with my heat
Got a pearl handled chrome thing that I call Sweets
I greet wit her, creep wit her, even eat wit her
Late nights under my sheets, yeah I sleep with her
But thats it"

Ma, I don't love her - Clipse

One of my favorite songs ever. Best beat and lyrics.

[Rooner]

You couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag With
scissors in your hands - RZA - Its Yours

[SkinzFoLife]

"Sayin you was down with the AK, then I seen you in a video with Michel' le"
Ice Cubes diss of Dr. Dre in "No Vaseline"

"How many MC's must get dissed, before they learn not to **** with Chris" Krs 1

"I go to work,Like a boxer,Train the brain and aim To out fox ya" Kool Moe Dee


Pretty much anything from Rakim.

[cyfar]

"My voice makes the most Anti-choice Granny's panties moist" - MC Paul Barman

"Even when the record skips, I still rip" Del the Funky Homosapien

[RVAbrendan]

when i die **** it i want to go to hell
cause im a peice a **** it aint hard to ****in tell
it don't make sense goin to heaven with the goodie-goodies
dressed in white, i like black timbs and black hoodies

big

[Itoolu]

" I meet a b**ch I greet a b**ch I never eat a b**ch, talk **** god damn right I beat a b**ch"

Snoop Dog- Funk Flex Album

[Tour of Duty]

"truth i'd write is so cold it'd freeze my pen" - Boots Riley

[Sticksboi05]

Warning

Who the ---- is this, pagin' me at 5:46 in the moooonin' crack of dawn n' now I'm yawning..

Just Playin' (Dreams)

Sade...ooooh I know that ----- tight,
smack Tina Turner give her flashbacks of Ike



THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.

[twenty-eight]

"I guess a twinkle in her eye is just a twinkle in her eye" - Pharcyde

"when the time is right
the wine is right
i treat ya right
ya talk slick
i beat ya right"

-Biggie

"I dont chase em, I replace em"

-biggie

"I smashed her like an idaho potato!"

-mos def

"Used to have a fetish for weed, women and grapes and I like them all seedless."

"Troubled *****got more issues than Jet"

Phonte

"I wanna be the one that makes you the happiest yet hurts you the most" -Common

"Come at you with 3 45's, like its a quarter to 4."-Kenn Starr


"Cause i'm cooler than a polar bears toenails" -Big Boi



OK...it's not a one line but i love this chorus


not strong
only aggressive
not free
we only licensed
not compassioniate, only polite
now who the nicest?
not good but well behaved
chasin after death, so we can call ourselves brave?
still livin like mental slaves
hidin like thieves in the night from life
illusions of oasis makin you look twice
hidin like thieves in the night from life
illusions of oasis makin you look twice

[HailinginSeattle]

"Dear Mr. Toilet I'm the ****, got these other hater's pissed..." - Lil Wayne

I found that to be pretty clever

[Sticksboi05]

"Dear Mr. Toilet I'm the ****, got these other hater's pissed..." - Lil Wayne

I found that to be pretty clever

Sorry we are talking legit hip hop here. Wayne sucks. :D

No business in a thread with the legends we have here.

Sorry, just filling the requirements for every ES thread about hip-hop; letting people know Wayne sucks.

[bch89]

"Causin terror to christina aguilera / when I grab her by the hair and drag her across the sahara"

"It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine"

[LeftCoast Skinz FAN]

"Haters must learn to Bear, I'm Lovie Smith with the vocals" - Wale

"The love is gone for one another, its hard, No body rep for them Skins they busy cheering them Stars" - Wale

"None like us, so none like us" - Wale

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[GibbsFactor]

"What, the land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy" - Rage Against the Machine

"I jack off into books and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together that you probably never heard." - Immortal Technique

"Rhymes I create knock out your gold tooth, battling me is like fighting a gorilla in a phone booth." - Big L

"Ass so fat that you could see it from the front" - mos def

Best sequence ever -


"But back to the bitches I'm peepin
and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the *****, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a ***** ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the ***** had a ****!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a *****, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one ****** that I had to hurt, so"

Eazy E!

[twenty-eight]

a rich man is one with knowledge happiness and his health
-Common

i cant pinpoint the moment
it happened so fast
it went from yesterdays future tomorrows past
J-live

I fight, with myself in the ring of doubt and fear
The rain ain't gone, but I can still see clear
-Common

not a sex therapist looking for inner peace
i'ma sex terrorist hittin your middle east
-phonte

at this point being apart brings
The feeling of somebody plucking at your heart strings
-Black Thought

I'm shootin for her heart, got my finger on the trigger
She could be my broad, and I could be her......
-Pharcyde

So much on my mind that it can't recline
Blastin holes in the night til she bled sunshine
Breathe in, inhale vapors from bright stars that shine
Breathe out, weed smoke retrace the skyline
-Blackstar

but before you critique this thinkin everything sweet peep this don't mistake my kindness for weakness
-Kenn Starr

it's like a raw deal, consistant with the way i make you feel
the ends stay revealed while the means i conceal
J-live

the way I live for you was as if I die with you
cause not a moment I spent with you was artificia
J-live

sometimes i feel english is a poor translation of my hearts palpitations
-J-live

"Like I got...16 to 32 bars to rock it / But only 15 percent of profits...ever see my pockets"
-mos def

[scskin]

"While you imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone, and deficating on your microphone." Lauren Hill

"So follow me and were ya thinkin' you were first?
Let's travel at magnificent speeds around the Universe
What could ya say as the Earth gets further and further away
Planets are small as balls of clay
Astray into the Milky Way - world's outasight
Far as the eye can see - not even a satellite
Now stop and turn around and look
As ya stare in the darkness, ya knowledge is took!
So keep starin soon ya suddenly see a star
You better follow it cause it's the R
This is a lesson if ya guessin and if ya borrowin
Hurry hurry step right up and keep followin
The Leader " Rakim

[HailinginSeattle]

Sorry we are talking legit hip hop here. Wayne sucks. :D

No business in a thread with the legends we have here.

Sorry, just filling the requirements for every ES thread about hip-hop; letting people know Wayne sucks.

If and when I ask for your opinion "youngin", I will, but that would never happen... I was listening to hip hop before you were even thought of. I suppose you can rap, huh? Would lloooovvveeee to witness that, please enlighten me.. youngin

[Stew]

"Who rip knee patches off of imposters,

You aint the real McCoy, you just a wind up toy and its gonna cost ya,

and that's my B-Boy's aplha" ~ B'Boys Alpha, Cannibal Ox

[HailinginSeattle]

"If Heaven had a height you would be that tall" - Common

"...Runnin around talkin about guns like I ain't got none, what you think i sold em all, cause I stay well off, now all I get all day is hate mail sayin Dre fell off, what, cuz I been in the lab with this pen and a pad trying to get this **** label off" - Dre

[PuckDallas81]

You ever had your capped peeled back or your s**t pushed in I put my blade in you like a f*****g pin cushion. - Eminem

two years later, hiatus was Hell,
300K thanks to digital scales,
Eggshell whites, had them boys on my tail,
The truth out, now you don't have to question what I sell - Pusha T (Clipse)

But this information I must pass to the homies
If hustling is a must be Sosa, not Tony - Malice (Clipse)

[WVUforREDSKINS]

"But I refused the offer, 'cuz God sent me to strike. With skills unused like fallopian tubes in a dyke."

~Tech

[dg28daman]

"**** ya'll, you don't impress me and no one can test me, an emcee so ill I got AIDS scared to catch me"-Canibus

"A tech nine is my utensil Fillin ****** with so much led they can use they **** for a pencil"-Big L

[Sticksboi05]

If and when I ask for your opinion "youngin", I will, but that would never happen... I was listening to hip hop before you were even thought of. I suppose you can rap, huh? Would lloooovvveeee to witness that, please enlighten me.. youngin

:laugh:

You just don't get it. It was a joke like I said, that's what the smiley face was for. Every ES thread about rap here has at least one post with someone shooting down Lil' Wayne. It's like the token post. But since you've been here what, a few months, you wouldn't know would you. Hey look now I can talk like I'm the bomb diggity!! Btw, isn't the point of a message board to get a bunch of opinions thrown around. Anyway, you need to chill as it seems like you had your ego hurt by a "youngin'"

And I suppose nobody is allowed to criticize people, because hey, I can't play basketball like Gilbert so who am I to get angry when he travels at crunch time.

Also, it is commonly looked down upon on in this message board to rely on using a person's age to validate your argument or are you going to come and say you've read here for years but just have been lurking...

[Kosher Ham]

"Cuz I'm the one with the fat mad skills
and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills"

- Ice Cube

[Jumbo]

ATTN IGWADS: EACH OF THE FOLLOWING VIOLATES A REGULAR FORUM RULE, INCLUDING STUFF WE'VE BEEN DOING STICKY THREADS ON, AND EACH POSTER WILL GET A ONE WEEK BAN IF NOT EDITED BY TOMORROW.

But because I love music and the spirit of the thread I'm giving ya all the chance to beat the rap. :)

If rule violations keep happening in the thread, we'll close it and all vioaltions will net a ban. :(


"...motherf***er with the most lumps, chew on that s**t." - Meth - Extortion


"All these n***** want cheese, is we mice or men"-Method Man "Hellz Wind Staff"


Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from." -Phife from Tribe Called Quest


My d*** is like my music but harder to swallow - Immortal Technique

I'll shoot your mom in the back and **** the bullethole until she dies- Technique in some battle...


What the f*** you stop for dummy, if you slew some crack you'd make a lot more money than you do from rap



F%^k that B!t^h I dont need her clearance, to rock my rhymes


You always gotta watch, motherf***ers around you,


Troubled n**** got more issues then Jet



You get split in fu--ing half
-Jedi Mind Tricks


So she slobbed on my knob
like corn on the cob

-Lil Wayne (gettin some ****)

This guy gets the week off anyway because of also ignoring the sticky thread on this. :rolleyes:


" I meet a b**ch I greet a b**ch I never eat a b**ch, talk **** god damn right I beat a b**ch"


"I aint a woman beater but I'm a ***** eater" - Eazy E "Baby I bust more nuts than a squirrel and my **** been in ***** all around the world. Too Short


Who the f*** is this, pagin' me at 5:46 in p****y tight,smack Tina Turner give her flashbacks of Ike .


"F*** ya'll, you don't impress me and no one...

...they d*** for a pencil"-Big L

Anyone else I may have missed and they realize it, you might wanna make sure you get cool. Tell your friends. :cool:

[BigMike619]

HA!! Im actually safe!!

[Hardcore Zornography]

Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade. = B.I.G.

[Vicious]

Tupac "I'll never live to see a black president"


lol he was right!

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

She said she eat her vegetables so she stay alive
So she **** on my ****
like corn on the cob

-Lil Wayne (gettin some ****)

Hey BigMike remembering when you told me about your neighbor thinking Lil Wayne had sampled Tupac?


(And mods, I edited the quote)

[Jumbo]

Hey BigMike remembering when you told me about your neighbor thinking Lil Wayne had sampled Tupac?


(And mods, I edited the quote)


Impressive. :cool:

You are proof that using your brain doesn't keep you from being gangsta.

[HogNose]

Anyone else I may have missed and they realize it, you might wanna make sure you get cool. Tell your friends. :cool:


With that said, I will quote from the only rap song this 40 year old knows....from the G rated, DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince. :cool:

Nightmare On My Street

I said, yo fred
I think you got me all wrong
I aint partners with nobody with nails that long

HogNose...peace out. :peaceout::peace1:

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

You are proof that using your brain doesn't keep you from being gangsta.

You just validated my entire existence. Thank you :cry:

[Yusuf06]

I have always loved a great lyrical turn of phrase. That's what separates the men from the boys, so to speak. To avoid the issues Jumbo highlighted above, I have paraphrased some of these where necessary.

I got three pairs of pants and with my brother I share,
see there in school I'm made a fool,
with one and a half pair of pants you ain't cool
--KRS-1

But house "negros" are full of crap, like my Colin Powell...
--Channel Live/KRS-1

Now as an Outkast I was born, wasn't warned of the harm
That would come to meet me like Met Life, but yet life
Done sent me through a lot of up's and down like it ain't nothing'
Like elevators but I ain't the one that's pushin' the buttons
--Outkast/Goodie Mob

so say goodbye to the NAACP award
goodbye to the India Arie award
they'd rather give me the "N word" please award
but I'll just take the, I-got-a-lot-of-cheese award
--Kanye

Don't ya know I'll serve that boy
Just like a waiter...
--Kool Moe Dee

Then when I finish him, I'm gonna ask him
Who's the best, and if he don't say Moe Dee
I'll take my whip and make him call himself Toby
--Kool Moe Dee

I'm from Roxbury, the 'Bury but not the fruit y'all
Don't make me act like where I come from cause it's bru-tal
--Ed O.G. and the Bulldogs

Look but don't touch, and if you do be prepared G
to go out, just like your first day off punishment
--Ed O.G. and the Bulldogs

Given birth on the track cuz, the cypher stay pregnant with ideas
And we rockin' it - rock, rock, rockin it
Tell the player haters put a sock in it!
Proper "stuff", that you got to get, cause we properly document
How cats look more like @!($* than the Washington monument
--Talib Kweli

You got cold feet like I pulled off your socks
Always goin' down town pullin' all the stops
--Talib Kweli

[NawtyMagazine]

i could think of a thousand eminem one liners, there are probably a thousand in Role model http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwkE97BLVzg&feature=related , note song and video dont aline. and as the world turns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4zf7-OK9cA, hilarious

[Zhouse]

"While you imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone, and deficating on your microphone." Lauren Hill

Nice!

[KNGwithOUTaCrwN]

"better where a latex, cuz you dont want that latex, that i think im latex, so wrap it up" lil wayne- lollipop remix

is it not latex, that late text, that i think im late text

[Skinz4Life12]

"i'm out for presidents to represent me" - hova

[Tennessee Ed]

Sometimes I really wonder how I keep from goin' under.


Yeah, I know I am old, but it is still good.

[Bliz]

"i'm out for presidents to represent me" - hova

Seriously? :doh:

You should consider picking up Illmatic. It's kind of a decent cd, I guess.


Y'all could not be just like me if y'all was my twin

-Andre 3000

[BigMike619]

Hey BigMike remembering when you told me about your neighbor thinking Lil Wayne had sampled Tupac?


(And mods, I edited the quote)

Yeah man, I remember that.

Its funny that you can basically tell who is going to quote who by seeing their age on this thread.

Yusuf (who obviously isnt a younger cat) is quoting kool moe dee. Im quoting Rakim, BDP and PE.

gotta love the people quoting lil wayne like he is money...:silly:

[Toe Jam]

There's gonna be massive banning up in this thread, oh yeah
might wanna say your goodbyes because Jumbo stays ahead

-Toe Jam

[Tennessee Ed]

There's gonna be massive banning up in this thread, oh yeah
might wanna say your goodbyes because Jumbo stays ahead

-Toe Jam

TJ the DJ:notworthy




:dj:

[Diggs]

They say Rugged, by now, you should of at least blown
It's funny, I'm mad famous for being unknown

-- R.A. the Rugged Man

Now everybody's got elders and you should respect em
They been through similar ishh but then again you can't let em
Put their hands on ya life like a remote control
Have you travelin down the same bumpy tore up road
Now close friends and relatives they should be constantly by ya side
And understand you gotta let ya conscience be your guide
There'll finally come a time for ya self you must decide
Cause you only get a ticket might as well enjoy the ride

-- Devin The Dude

[Kosher Ham]

Ice Cube - "From here to New York, I get skins and ain't talkin bout pork".

[PresidentClinton07]

"They say he bourgie, he big-headed
Won't you please stop talking about how my **** head is"

"Bought my mom a purse, now she Louis Vuitton Mom
I ain't play the hand I was dealt, I changed my cards
I prayed to the skies and I changed my stars
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Brains, power, and muscle, like Dame, Puffy, and Russell
Your boy back on his hustle, you know what I've been up to
Killin y'all ***** on that lyrical ****
Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips"

-Kanye West (Last Call) of College Dropout, which by the way was a classic CD.

[ccsl2]

"I guess a twinkle in her eye is just a twinkle in her eye" - Pharcyde

"when the time is right
the wine is right
i treat ya right
ya talk slick
i beat ya right"

-Biggie

"I dont chase em, I replace em"

-biggie

"I smashed her like an idaho potato!"

-mos def

"Used to have a fetish for weed, women and grapes and I like them all seedless."

"Troubled n****got more issues than Jet"

Phonte

"I wanna be the one that makes you the happiest yet hurts you the most" -Common

"Come at you with 3 45's, like its a quarter to 4."-Kenn Starr


"Cause i'm cooler than a polar bears toenails" -Big Boi


i'll be back with more...those were the first two off my head. I'm sure J-Live, Phonte, & Elzhi have plenty of one liners


OK...it's not a one line but i love this chorus


not strong
only aggressive
not free
we only licensed
not compassioniate, only polite
now who the nicest?
not good but well behaved
chasin after death, so we can call ourselves brave?
still livin like mental slaves
hidin like thieves in the night from life
illusions of oasis makin you look twice
hidin like thieves in the night from life
illusions of oasis makin you look twice


:applause::applause: This man speaks the truth. Elzhi on "Motown 25" killed it. And Phonte has a ton of slick lines.

[Hardcore Zornography]

80 degrees when I tell a (girl) please, raise up off these (rhymes with immunities) cuz you gets none of these, at ease. -Snoopy D.O.Double Gizzle.

[MattFancy]

is it not latex, that late text, that i think im late text

he just keeps saying "latex" but emphasizing the "tex" part

[Sticksboi05]

"i'm out for presidents to represent me" - hova

That is NOT by Jay-Z.

That is by Nasir Jones. Come on man, how could you quote that as Jay-Z?

Dead Presidents came out 2 years after The World is Yours.

[Diggs]

That is NOT by Jay-Z.

That is by Nasir Jones. Come on man, how could you quote that as Jay-Z?

Dead Presidents came out 2 years after The World is Yours.

You gotta give him props for this line though:

"So yeah, I sampled your voice; you was usin' it wrong: you made it a hot line, I made it a hot song"

[WVUforREDSKINS]

"Read, study lessons, build your inner power. The next level, doesn't tolerate cowards."

~Guru

"Trained I'm precise to make the crowd tingle
You finally get to kick it and miss like Ray Finkle
All righty then, spin emcees like frisbees
and got verbal animation on lock like Walt Disney"

~Dilated Peoples

(always liked that verse)


"I'm nice around the mic like the Wizard players"

C-Rayz Walz

[Doozinbrah]

"Hot butter on what, say what, the popcorn"

Q-Tip- "If The Papes Come"


"And when I'm on the microphone you best to wear your sweater
Cause I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails"

Big Boi- ATLIENS


"I don't know but, it seem like uh, your daddy must have gave you
A teaspoon of honey every night before you went to bed
Or was it a pack of Now & Laters cause you're the sweetest thing on my head
And I'd like to say that I'd love to make love to every molecule of you
And if you want to spontaneously combust that's what we'll do in unison"

Andre 3000- "Slum Beautiful"

[Tulane Skins Fan]

Killin y'all ***** on that lyrical ****
Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips"

-Kanye West (Last Call) of College Dropout, which by the way was a classic CD.


I said the same line!

[NastyBoy]

"I turned to mah gurl, said ***** what is the mattah? She say I gots mo crabs than a seafood plattah!" -- Eazy E

Best rap line ever!

[Dance04]

"Because Maintanin' my fish tank and yo house costs the same!"

Ludacris dissin T.I. on Stomp by Young Buck.

Love it cuz it's not vulgar

[Califan007]

ATTN IGWADS: EACH OF THE FOLLOWING VIOLATES A REGULAR FORUM RULE, INCLUDING STUFF WE'VE BEEN DOING STICKY THREADS ON, AND EACH POSTER WILL GET A ONE WEEK BAN IF NOT EDITED BY TOMORROW.

But because I love music and the spirit of the thread I'm giving ya all the chance to beat the rap. :)

If rule violations keep happening in the thread, we'll close it and all vioaltions will net a ban. :(

I'm kinda lost as to what speardog1 and Tour Of Duty's posts did wrong...which rule am I overlooking? lol...

[BigMike619]

You left the G out cuz the G aint in ya....DJ Quik - dollars and sense. dissing MC Eiht

[ACW]

I'm kinda lost as to what speardog1 and Tour Of Duty's posts did wrong...which rule am I overlooking? lol...****ing [what almonds are]?

EDIT: Eminem from 8 Mile: "My motto, **** Lotto, I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow."

[Jumbo]

Damn...even with the warning the body bag count went up to 5 for now...congrats to those who made it back to edit---well done...I like the thread and want to keep it open but if people keep dying in it I won't, out of mercy...the rule getting busted the most is "circumventing the profanity filters" and that includes all the "curse words" and the "n" word for the record...

For Cali who asked...really, mi amigo, most people should know the rules by now...it don't really take all that much brain power...there are two other well-known rules in play, but people should read beyond the "yellow headline"...they address certain matters of content and discretion...everyone curious should find them. We try to let as much fly in the tailgate as possible, but stuff like "bust a nut in your eye" can be a clue as to what rule content you should be looking for in your reading if you're clue-less. :)

[ACW]

"bust a nut in your eye":banhim:
:silly:

[PresidentClinton07]

I said the same line!

haha, didnt see that.

Anyways, it just sounds cooler when I post it.

It just has a certain ring to it.

:silly:

[twenty-eight]

"Whats a fat man with out food in his gut?!"

[Yusuf06]

"Whats a fat man with out food in his gut?!"
You just jogged my memory.

To make it up I'll do whatever it takes,
Cuz I love you like a fat kid loves cake
--Fiddy

[SpringfieldSkins]

I'm sure this one has been quoted a thousand times....


I smoke on the mic like smokin Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin hell with the flavor

[SpringfieldSkins]

This one too...

Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns
As I crush so-called willies, thugs, and rapper-dons
Get in that ass, quick fast, like ramadan
Its that rap phenomenon don-dadda, **** poppa

[philal0102]

"We I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trip,
You look so good, huh, I'd <edited> on your daddies <edited> ."

Biggie

wow...talk about "ooops"...and for double the time off :(

We'll call this the "body-bag" thread in the user notes...amazing stuff.

[Jumbo]

Awwww. Can't stand to see the self-inflicted wounds anymore. Sorry guys, I tried. I'm going to have to thwart Darwin and save the ones with low survival skills. Maybe it's fitting to close this deal with the guy who not only started it, but also produced the biggest hit.