Fun things to do AT the Super Bowl in Tampa

[Mickalino]

If you're like me, and you're somehow stuck in Tampa during the Super Bowl, and don't have tickets to the game, there's gotta be some fun things to do, to fight the insanity and madness of all the traffic and crowds, right ?

Be the lone, delirious Redskin Fan, that the rest of us would be so proud of...
Go to the Stadium parking lot before the game for the Super Bowl tailgate, dressed from head to toe in Redskin gear, and run up to all the Steeler fans, yelling, "REED DOUGHTY is going to lay the smackdown on you guys to today, and the Redskins are gonna crush your lame team. "

[BigMike619]

I thought you moved.

[Mickalino]

I'm back again.......things didn't go well up north.

[BigMike619]

I missed you.

[Toe Jam]

prop your feet up on the ac and let it blow on your junk

[SkinsBry]

I thought you moved.

Maybe we can trade him to a rival message board for, oh, I don't know, a scented candle and a pair of toenail clippers. :silly:

[Mickalino]

Maybe we can trade him to a rival message board for, oh, I don't know, a scented candle and a pair of toenail clippers. :silly:

he meant, moved from Florida, not moved from Extremeskins :)

[SkinsBry]

he meant, moved from Florida, not moved from Extremeskins :)

I was just goofin'.

To go along with your thread idea, go up to Steelers fans and ask them if they're from Pennsylvania. When you find ones that are, ask them what hometown, then say, "That's where I'm from." Then ask them if they know... (ask a long list of random names). :D

[IONTOP]

Mons Venus?

Hook up with random "I'm here for the Super Bowl girls or guys, I'm not here to judge"

Throw a tailgate for the Bruce Springsteen concert and ask people why they're wearing football jerseys.

Hold a sign up that says "Got Tickets for $100" and when people stop and ask to see them, say "Sorry, the question mark wouldn't fit on the sign".

[Toe Jam]

Find Cardinals fans and ask them what it was like the last time they won the Super Bowl.

[Mickalino]

Put a rebel flag on your pick-up truck, and drive through a traffic jam of Super Bowl tourists, and yell, "Go back to Pennsylvania, YOU PEOPLE !! This is America. Not Amish Country !!"

[Mickalino]

Mons Venus?


They'll be raising the prices for Lap Dances during Super Bowl week.

A Lap Dance will be $100 for half of a song.

And you have to share the dance with 4 other guys, since it will be so packed.

[addicted]

Strip club? Find a bar hosting a freeroll Texas Hold Em tournement?

[DGreen28reigns]

Put up a tent with a sign advertising it as an "Eagles Support Group". Inside is an empty trophy case and a duster.
For all those idiotic fans who bought tickets to the SB before they even played the NFCC game!

[SkinsBry]

Put a rebel flag on your pick-up truck, and drive through a traffic jam of Super Bowl tourists, and yell, "Go back to Pennsylvania, YOU PEOPLE !! This is America. Not Amish Country !!"

Oddly enough, we have plenty of idiots running around here in Amish Country with rebel flags on their pick-ups. :doh:

[Mickalino]

Oddly enough, we have plenty of idiots running around here in Amish Country with rebel flags on their pick-ups. :doh:

Long live the South.......in Pennsylvania ?

:paranoid:

[Mickalino]

Put up a tent with a sign advertising it as an "Eagles Support Group". Inside is an empty trophy case and a duster.
For all those idiotic fans who bought tickets to the SB before they even played the NFCC game!


or similarly, a booth named "Tony Romo Hall of Fame bust for sale"

[SkinsBry]

Long live the South.......in Pennsylvania ?

:paranoid:

I guess they failed History or Geography, or both back in school. :whoknows:

[Mickalino]

Hold up a banner that says "Dean Collins sucks, for not getting game tickets for all of us" :D

[DeanCollins]

better make that mrs. dean....er scratch that :doh:

[Mickalino]

better make that mrs. dean....er scratch that :doh:

we'll blame this one on your cat :)