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hail2theskins3
January-21st-2009, 05:51 PM
What if you had to choose between having a nipple sized willy or willy sized nipples?

What would you choose?
Stew
January-21st-2009, 05:53 PM
Dude, willy sized nipples would kick ass at the pool!
The Brave Little Toaster Oven
January-21st-2009, 05:58 PM
:wtf:........
twenty-eight
January-21st-2009, 06:05 PM
I think it's a Would you rather.....

i guess i'd rather have willy sized nipple:silly:
The Brave Little Toaster Oven
January-21st-2009, 06:08 PM
I think it's a Would you rather.....

i guess i'd rather have willy sized nipple:silly:

I'd take that too, it just leaves you susceptible to massive titty twisters
Bang
January-21st-2009, 06:08 PM
Gimme the willy sized nipples... a little cold air on my chest will make me quite popular with the women, I think.

~Bang
Stew
January-21st-2009, 06:14 PM
I'd take that too, it just leaves you susceptible to massive titty twisters

Man, and knowing my friends, they would have a field day. This reminds me of some guy i saw on tv that got breast implants for a bet, and now he just keeps them for show. he says he's grown attached to them, and that the surgury was painful enough the first time. I want to hear the rationalization for someone wanting the nipple sized willy......
HailinginSeattle
January-21st-2009, 06:27 PM
Hilarious!

Give me the nips, I'd have all kinds of fun with those things!
Califan007
January-21st-2009, 06:36 PM
Willy-sized nipples would make threesomes a bit easier :thumbsup:...
Predicto
January-21st-2009, 06:55 PM
Did Mikalino change his screen name?
Predicto
January-21st-2009, 06:55 PM
Willy-sized nipples would make threesomes a bit easier :thumbsup:...

More like foursomes! :laugh:
dcnativenerd
January-21st-2009, 06:57 PM
Willy Sized nipples...great conversation piece.
The Brave Little Toaster Oven
January-22nd-2009, 11:12 PM
Would you have sex with your brother to save your grandmother's life?
SpringfieldSkins
January-22nd-2009, 11:16 PM
I'd take both...

It would make things real interesting in the bedroom.



Would you have sex with your brother to save your grandmother's life?

Negative on that Ghost Rider. She's old and would probably die soon anyhow. The memory of brother sex would last a lot longer than the grievance of my grandmother's death.
NastyBoy
January-22nd-2009, 11:17 PM
Gimme the willy sized nipples... a little cold air on my chest will make me quite popular with the women, I think.

~Bang


This is disturbing on so many levels, I'm not sure where to begin!

And you think you know a guy........

:silly:
The Brave Little Toaster Oven
January-22nd-2009, 11:18 PM
I'd take both...

It would make things real interesting in the bedroom.




Negative on that Ghost Rider. She's old and would probably die soon anyhow. The memory of brother sex would last a lot longer than the grievance of my grandmother's death.

Ok, but what if a gun were held to your grandmother's head?
SpringfieldSkins
January-22nd-2009, 11:20 PM
Ok, but what if a gun were held to your grandmother's head?


I don't care if a gun were held to my head. No way I'm having sex with my brother. Gross.
SkinsTerps26
January-22nd-2009, 11:24 PM
http://covers.schaeppi.tv/jpgs/freewilly.jpg

those are some big ass nipples...



another one. a dong nose or dong fingers... ud have to be aroused in order for ur fingers to work
The Brave Little Toaster Oven
January-22nd-2009, 11:30 PM
I don't care if a gun were held to my head. No way I'm having sex with my brother. Gross.

Ok, would you have sex with your mother to save your brother's life? :silly:

And yes, a gun is involved.
dcnativenerd
January-22nd-2009, 11:32 PM
You're really keen on him doing his brother, aren't ya?
SpringfieldSkins
January-22nd-2009, 11:33 PM
Ok, would you have sex with your mother to save your brother's life? :silly:

And yes, a gun is involved.


No, no and no.

I will not, can not, have sex with any family member to save another family member's life. Not my dad, not my mom, not my sister who's name is Tom.
The Brave Little Toaster Oven
January-22nd-2009, 11:39 PM
You're really keen on him doing his brother, aren't ya?

Would you? I mean, you would be saving your brother's life.
motorhead
January-22nd-2009, 11:55 PM
I guess we can't show any pics.:( Oh,and please don't post that dude in the towel pic.;)
Mondizzle
January-23rd-2009, 12:02 AM
Negative on that Ghost Rider. She's old and would probably die soon anyhow. The memory of brother sex would last a lot longer than the grievance of my grandmother's death.

My thoughts exactly...
Stew
January-23rd-2009, 05:18 AM
http://covers.schaeppi.tv/jpgs/freewilly.jpg

those are some big ass nipples...



another one. a dong nose or dong fingers... ud have to be aroused in order for ur fingers to work

Id take the dong fingers all day and a prescript for viagra! I'd beckon all the women.
gbear
January-23rd-2009, 06:07 AM
The real question is would you take ONE willy sized nipple or a nipple sized willy? You know an even trade.:laugh:

Oddly enough, I might take the nipple sized willy. Ideally that would be my wife's choice to make. There are other ways to pleasure after all.

It's kind of like Sir Gawain's choice with his wife. She told him she could either be beautiful in the day around all of his friends and hideous at night or hideous by day and gorgeous by night.