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DeanCollins

January-28th-2009, 01:55 PM

SeanTaylorisPiamp

January-28th-2009, 01:56 PM

The first two words look like "Barack Obama"

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 01:59 PM

"Barack Obama knows the recipe from the crisis:
And you?
Look, please, about the most topical seminars!
-----------------------------------

The U.S. and Europe have chosen the most effective "economically manufacture" --
which is now exploring the managers of most of the world

PeterMP

January-28th-2009, 02:00 PM

I live in Nigeria and have $1,000,000,000 for you just send me your personal information

And

Respond to this e-mail and include your bank account information and we will send you a product for free that will make you better at sex and only charge your bank account shipping cost.

GibbsFactor

January-28th-2009, 02:02 PM

We really are bored today.

Dictator

January-28th-2009, 02:03 PM

"Барак Обама знает рецепт от кризиса:"
А Вы?
Изучите, пожалуйста, информацию о самых актуальных семинарах!
________________________________

США и Европа выбрали наиболее эффективную систему
"бережливого производства" - ,
которую сейчас и изучают менеджеры большинства предприятий мира.
_____________________

Ok, I got two emails from this company? A ham sammich to first person to translate this. :silly:

beaten to the punch already

I took russian in high school....14 years ago. I was still able to make out a lot of it! WOOHOO! go me.

The Brave Little Toaster Oven

January-28th-2009, 02:06 PM

So you're having sex with his wife?

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 02:11 PM

Yo le doy un sammich de jamon a quien traduzca esto.

pjfootballer

January-28th-2009, 02:11 PM

Where did you get a keyboard that types in Russian?

Dictator

January-28th-2009, 02:15 PM

Where did you get a keyboard that types in Russian?

just change your language settings in control panel. The keyboard will type in russian.

buenosdiaz

January-28th-2009, 02:21 PM

Where did you get a keyboard that types in Russian?

dude...you didnt know? dean collins is a hardcore russian socialist...

Mickalino

January-28th-2009, 02:25 PM

just change your language settings in control panel. The keyboard will type in russian.

Is that on certain OS's ?

G-Prime

January-28th-2009, 02:28 PM

"Барак Обама знает рецепт от кризиса:"
А Вы?
Изучите, пожалуйста, информацию о самых актуальных семинарах!
________________________________

США и Европа выбрали наиболее эффективную систему "бережливого производства" - ,
которую сейчас и изучают менеджеры большинства предприятий мира.
_____________________

Ok, I got two emails from this company? A ham sammich to first person to translate this. :silly:

Um ok first one is

The Barracks of Obama knows prescription from the crisis: " But you? You will study, if you please, information about the most urgent actual seminars!

Yeah doesn't make any sense..

Second one is

By the USA and Europe they selected the most effective system [B] of " thrifty of [proizvodstva]" , which now study the managers of the majority of the enterprises of peace.

yeah sure.

it's russian btw

gmmie my sammich

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 02:28 PM

Is that on certain OS's ?
Windows XP I know has it. Dunno about any other OS.
Is on Control Panel->Regional Settings->Languages->Add language. Something like that. :)

rdsknbill

January-28th-2009, 02:30 PM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/48/aX6D3EZoYj6zz9zztwGWudX4o1_500.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3488)

January-28th-2009, 02:32 PM

Я угадываю, для некоторого, это используя русского более лучший чем masturbation.:whoknows:

Dictator

January-28th-2009, 02:34 PM

Is that on certain OS's ?

It is for windows...all of them. even 3.1

G-Prime

January-28th-2009, 02:35 PM

Я угадываю, для некоторого, это используя русского более лучший чем masturbation.:whoknows:

you guess for certain that using russian is better than masturbation?

dunno bout that one

January-28th-2009, 02:37 PM

you guess for certain that using russian is better than masturbation?

Dunno bout that one
Я ни те. Я интересовал о op.

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 02:39 PM

Yo le doy un sammich de jamon a quien traduzca esto.
Nadie? Español es mejor que ruso :)

January-28th-2009, 02:42 PM

Nadie? Español es mejor que ruso :)
Las mujeres españolas son naturalmente más calientes también.

G-Prime

January-28th-2009, 02:43 PM

Я ни те. Я интересовал о op.

You're interested in the OP?

ooooo better watch out for this guy

G-Prime

January-28th-2009, 02:44 PM

Las mujeres españolas son naturalmente más calientes también.

I love me some Salma Heyak that's for sure

boysetsfire

January-28th-2009, 02:46 PM

I love me some Salma Heyak that's for sure

Que piensas de Shakira? yo creo que ella es mil veces mejor que heyak. pero eso solo es mi opinion.

The Brave Little Toaster Oven

January-28th-2009, 02:48 PM

why the hell doesnt my language change??

G-Prime

January-28th-2009, 02:49 PM

Que piensas de Shakira? yo creo que ella es mil veces mejor que heyak. pero eso solo es mi opinion.

She's hot but she's no Salma.. Sure Salma has gotten older but in her hey day she smoked Shakira

G-Prime

January-28th-2009, 02:51 PM

why the hell doesnt my language change??

I think you mean

Tomé una mierda grande

January-28th-2009, 02:51 PM

Que piensas de Shakira? yo creo que ella es mil veces mejor que heyak. pero eso solo es mi opinion.
I' el ll va escuela vieja y le dice que Sonja Braga ha sido un favorito los míos por años. Muy sensual.

The Brave Little Toaster Oven

January-28th-2009, 02:53 PM

i think you mean

tomé una mierda grande

Ш ещщл ф ишп ырше!

Dictator

January-28th-2009, 02:53 PM

Shakira ist, dass nicht alle. Sie ist ziemlich klein bis oben. Sie muss ausgeglichen. jetzt ist sie wie eine der unten schwere Clown Stanzen Taschen.

G-Prime

January-28th-2009, 02:54 PM

I' el ll va escuela vieja y le dice que Sonja Braga ha sido un favorito los míos por años. Muy sensual.

heh you do know her last name means panties right? lol

MattFancy

January-28th-2009, 02:54 PM

yo quiero taco bell

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 02:55 PM

Shakira es la mujer mas deliciosa de este mundo.

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 03:00 PM

LMAO @ tag="quiero golpear Salma" :D :D
golpear does mean hit, but not in the way you would wanna do salma lol

I guess Google Translate can't be perfect.

January-28th-2009, 03:01 PM

heh you do know her last name means panties right? lol
No, I didn't. But once upon a time I'd have crawled 10 miles across a desert full of pissed off rattlesnakes, just to throw a rock at the laundry truck taking them panties to the cleaners.:mmm:

IbleedBnG83

January-28th-2009, 03:06 PM

Shakira es la mujer mas deliciosa de este mundo.

Ella tiene un cuerpo tremendo. Pero me gusto las mujeres un poco mas grande...en todos partes. Tambien ella es un boco bajita, no piensas?

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 03:08 PM

احتاج الى عمل

IbleedBnG83

January-28th-2009, 03:09 PM

احتاج الى عمل

Come mierda! Como en carajo voy a entender eso?

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 03:12 PM

Ella tiene un cuerpo tremendo. Pero me gusto las mujeres un poco mas grande...en todos partes. Tambien ella es un boco bajita, no piensas?
Yeah I love gorditas, :) but Shakira es mi excepcion. Aunque este shortie , I'd hit it :D

^Now how about some spanglish :D

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 03:14 PM

Como en carajo voy a entender eso?
LMAO! :D

Google Translate es tu amigo :)

p.s. I wouldn't use the m word even if it is in another language ;)

IbleedBnG83

January-28th-2009, 03:17 PM

LMAO! :D

Google Translate es tu amigo :)

p.s. I wouldn't use the m word even if it is in another language ;)

Como se escrite entonses?

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 03:20 PM

Como se estrite entonses?

no, but that m word means **** which should be filtered, you know, you don't want to piss the mods and suffer the ban martillo. ;)

IbleedBnG83

January-28th-2009, 03:24 PM

no, but that m word means **** which should be filtered, you know, you don't want to piss the mods and suffer the ban martillo. ;)

si lo se. por lo meno yo no trate a passar el profanidad filtro:D si ello no quieren que eso pasa, debian a ponerlo en la lista de malas palabras.

Tulane Skins Fan

January-28th-2009, 03:26 PM

Looks like Syrian Aramaic. Its an ancient biblical language which was spoken in Babylon about 6000 years ago. I'll work on the translation...

(wink wink)

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 03:30 PM

Looks like Syrian Aramaic. Its an ancient biblical language which was spoken in Babylon about 6000 years ago. I'll work on the translation...

(wink wink)
Which one? the one I posted? it just said Arabic, but I'll let you work on it.

si lo se. por lo meno yo no trate a passar el profanidad filtro:D si ello no quieren que eso pasa, debian a ponerlo en la lista de malas palabras.
ok :D yeah, maybe.

skinsfan_1215

January-28th-2009, 03:30 PM

WTF is going on here today??? I get on and all the sudden people are speaking in tongues and typing upside down and ****. It's giving me a freaking headache!:silly:

buenosdiaz

January-28th-2009, 03:39 PM

je ne comprends pas le russe

Cherick

January-28th-2009, 08:44 PM

χτύπημα (<-to save you time, that's greek)

DarrellsMyHero28

January-29th-2009, 12:55 AM

نكح لكم جميعا لكم الأوباش

Translashion...how you say...es....nsfw :)

G-Prime

January-29th-2009, 07:10 AM

No, I didn't. But once upon a time I'd have crawled 10 miles across a desert full of pissed off rattlesnakes, just to throw a rock at the laundry truck taking them panties to the cleaners.:mmm:

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