How to touch boobs

[China]

A public service announcement for some of you younguns. http://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/lol.gif

How to touch boobs (http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/allmenareliars/archives/2009/01/how_to_touch_boobs.html)

Breasts. Men love 'em.

Many of us spend our lives looking at them, admiring them and talking about them but when we get the chance to touch them, a lot of guys treat them like the knobs on a sound desk or a piece of fruit at a roadside stand.

Not being in possession of a pair, I can't claim to be an expert on boobs, but I have had opportunity to stroke (and mouth) the odd breast as well as some quite odd breasts and fancy I've discovered some universal dos and donts about handling them.

Whatever you feel about breasts - good, bad or indifferent - you probably have far more interest in them than the woman you're with, who has bathed, soothed, covered or flaunted them daily for decades.

So what is the right way to touch (a consenting) woman's boobs? There's definitely a wrong way and in between these two extremes is where most men reside, robbing themselves and their partners of one of life's great pleasures ...

Two of the biggest errors men make when they first meet a woman is touching her breasts too soon, then, if they happen to get her naked they'll forget all about her top half altogether, directing their attention to other parts of the female anatomy.

Many guys mistake the invitation for a sneaky pash in a club or the backseat of a cab for an all access backstage pass. They immediately begin to grope a woman clumsily (or creepily), leaving her feeling like she's been strip searched at a third world border crossing.

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[Forehead]

This guy sounds like a total wuss, but he may have a point. I guess maybe I should wait till date three to bust out the electrified alligator clips.

[Meskeet18]

I've been banned twice cause of these type of threads cause I love womens breats. Sorry about that. I figured cause it was n the title it was ok to say

[Forehead]

Don't you think it would be unwise to broadcast that?

Edit* It's not because you said you love breasts, I don't think you'll find many guys in here that would say otherwise. I'm talking about broadcasting that you were banned twice; admitting you've created another account, etc.

[redskins0756]

:nono:

Let's try to keep the NSFW content to a minimum or at least don't make it so obvious that it's in the thread title.

[rdsknbill]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/FDD-Mar1.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1659)

[Dictator]

I've been banned twice cause of these type of threads cause I love womens breats. Sorry about that. I figured cause it was n the title it was ok to say
Meskeet21?

[Meskeet18]

Meskeet21?

Ya. I had no idea why I got banned twice till I was ghosting and reD what a mod said about me. I wasn't aware I couldn't say what I said. I do now though. I hope I'm not in trouble for maki g another account

[BigMike619]

Im saddened by this thread. I need to know how to properly motorboat.

what noises do i make? tugboat? big ol party boat? the budweiser racing boat?

[skinsfan_1215]

Ya. I had no idea why I got banned twice till I was ghosting and reD what a mod said about me. I wasn't aware I couldn't say what I said. I do now though. I hope I'm not in trouble for maki g another account

Probably will be. You could always PM a mod and beg for forgiveness. Otherwise it's bye-bye again as soon as they read this.

[BigMike619]

Ya. I had no idea why I got banned twice till I was ghosting and reD what a mod said about me. I wasn't aware I couldn't say what I said. I do now though. I hope I'm not in trouble for maki g another account

yes you are most likely doing something you arent supposed to be. your best bet is going to be to PM "zoony"(since I see him on right now) and tell him your situation. you are only allowed ONE account.

[zoony]

a lot of guys treat them like the knobs on a sound desk or a piece of fruit at a roadside stand.



yah, and?

[Pwyl]

Ok I want to know who's thumping them with their knuckles and listening to see if they're ripe.

[Drop]

:mmm: nipple lickin' good

[China]

Ok I want to know who's thumping them with their knuckles and listening to see if they're ripe.

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q5/cdp40/heidi_montag_melons_set_small.jpg

[Chachie]

Still the go-to move.


http://s213.photobucket.com/albums/cc173/Chalzbunz/motorboatin.gif

[TMat184]

This guy sounds like a total wuss, but he may have a point. I guess maybe I should wait till date three to bust out the electrified alligator clips.

ahuhuhuhuh Hey Beavis, he just said bust ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh

[MattFancy]

they felt like bags of sand

[Rocky21]

I'd love to click on the link but I'm not sure I'd enjoy the IT guys at work seeing the URL name.

[dcoles11]

I do it everyday.

Just a friendly handshake or embrace with my liberal customerrr oh you meant breastases, my bad.

does every thread have to be your stage to let everyone know how much you hate liberals?

[BigMike619]

does every thread have to be your stage to let everyone know how much you hate liberals?

it is kind of funny if you just look at it as a joke.

[Kosher Ham]

With your tongue.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

They feel like sand...

[Jumbo]

Don't you think it would be unwise to broadcast that?

I'm talking about broadcasting that you were banned twice; admitting you've created another account, etc.

I'm not involved in meskeets continuing problems, others are, but soemthing else that is unwise is what you just did. :)

Helping people break a very important rule more effectively, whether you're doing it unintentionally because you're not thinking, or doing it for any other purpose, can net you the same consequences. Just so you know. :)