Hello From Easterns Motors

[JPG]

My name is Jordan and I have been a member for a long time and like to read on here frequently. I was just coming by here to say hello and let everyone on here know that I work for Easterns and I sell cars. We are the company that has right to the Redskins and other sports figures from the Area. I will come on here and let you know when they are doing autograph signings and such.If anyone is in the market for a preowned car I will leave my contact info. I am located in Laurel, Md at the Mega Centre of Easterns. We have all types of vehichles from Bentley's to ford focus. We finace people with all types of credit sitiuations. Rates are from 4.7% - 24%. So let me know if you are interested in coming by to check out our cars. Thanks my fellow Redskin Fans. Cell # 301-875-8996Email JGush@easterns.comwebsite www.easterns.com

[Heisenberg]

My job's my credit, right?

[Mickalino]

What if I don't have a job ?

Do I get any credit ?

[LegionOfDoom]

Well hello!!! you guys gonna be at Draft Day?

And is your job still your credit???

[JPG]

Your Job is your credit. You just might need some money down.:)

[mjah]

Cool! A free ad thread!

...Busily preparing a similarly friendly advertisement for my operations consulting services...

[SC_RedskinsFan]

What if I don't have a job ?

Do I get any credit ?


No credit for you! :silly:

[Heisenberg]

Your Job is your credit. You just might need some money down.:)


I expect you guys to put that in your next Clinton Portis/Chris Cooley/Ovechkin commercial . . .


false advertising.

[JPG]

What if I don't have a job ?

Do I get any credit ?

We have skateboards and 10 speeds at 0% financing.:)

[JPG]

I expect you guys to put that in your next Clinton Portis/Chris Cooley/Ovechkin commercial . . .


false advertising.

Actually there is nothing false about it. We can get anyone financing. You just might have to show some type of commitiment. I am kind of busy fellas but if you want to send me an email give me a call.

[skinsfan_1215]

We have skateboards and 10 speeds at 0% financing.:)

Sweet that's just what I'm after. How does this sound: a ~$50 skateboard, only you knock off $5 to sweeten the deal. I can pay a down payment of up to $3.68. Then the rest could be financed at 0% for say, 60 months? That way I know I can afford the payment.

[JPG]

Sweet that's just what I'm after. How does this sound: a ~$50 skateboard, only you knock off $5 to sweeten the deal. I can pay a down payment of up to $3.68. Then the rest could be financed at 0% for say, 60 months? That way I know I can afford the payment.

I actually have an old skate board form my skating days that you can have for free if you want. :)

[skinsfan_1215]

I actually have an old skate board form my skating days that you can have for free if you want. :)

Old? Nah dude I want a brand new skateboard. **** has to have a cupholder too.

[CPortJGibbs89]

Does looking at that bright ass yellow building all day hurt your head? I drive by the one in Tysons and you can see that ****er from a mile away. It glows, I couldnt imagine working in that.

[mjah]

Does looking at that bright ass yellow building all day hurt your head? I drive by the one in Tysons and you can see that ****er from a mile away. It glows, I couldnt imagine working in that.
I imagine it must have an audible hum.

[Slacky McSlackAss]

Bring more free stuff to the Draft Day Party. I didnt get a free football last year. :mad:

[stoney26]

How do you guys like the free national advertising your getting on sportscenter everytime Ovie scores a goal? Which is like one every game.

[spjunkies]

Can you hook me up with a car for $500?

k thanks

[Heisenberg]

Do you have any of these in stock?


http://redlightnaps.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/delorean1.jpg

[SKOALSKIN]

Did anyone else notice the 4.74-24%. Used car dealers are great. They have now resorted to fan message boards to try and sell rides.

[KingGibbs]

Can't wait to see the Redskins new QB Jay Cutler in an Easterns commercial.










:silly:

[KingGibbs]

Can you hook me up with a car for $500?

k thanks

He can hook you up with a beat up ice cream truck.

[renaissance]

I haven't seen an Eastern Motors commercial in months, but thanks to this thread that ****ing jingle is stuck in my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Heisenberg]

He can hook you up with a beat up ice cream truck.


:laugh::laugh::laugh:


Does it have a ***** magnet?


http://lh3.ggpht.com/_wt_lfBCrvvw/SZR64MXyi_I/AAAAAAAAJZM/X5H9zW2iHY0/s800/borat_hummer.JPG

[stoney26]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:


Does it have a ***** magnet?




WIN.

.:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

[GoSkins561]

How do you guys like the free national advertising your getting on sportscenter everytime Ovie scores a goal? Which is like one every game.

Trust me, that advertising is very far from being free and why do you think it is where it is?

The OP is looking for free advertising though.

[JPG]

Trust me, that advertising is very far from being free and why do you think it is where it is?

The OP is looking for free advertising though.

You guys are too funny.That back to the future car is known to have transmission problems so I doubt you wanty that.And yeah the adverstising is not free . That is for sure.I will let you guys know the next big event we will have. Car give away or when palyers are here.If you have any questions about anything regarding buying a car. I will help anyone out. I am not a pushy salesman and I like to help people who are in tought sitiautions. Loans are not easy to come by now. We are still the best in the business at getting people into cars though. JGUSH@Easterns.com

[LegionOfDoom]

You guys are too funny.That back to the future car is known to have transmission problems so I doubt you wanty that.And yeah the adverstising is not free . That is for sure.I will let you guys know the next big event we will have. Car give away or when palyers are here.If you have any questions about anything regarding buying a car. I will help anyone out. I am not a pushy salesman and I like to help people who are in tought sitiautions. Loans are not easy to come by now. We are still the best in the business at getting people into cars though. JGUSH@Easterns.com

Hey you are good sport! Glad you didn't take any bait!

Thanks for letting us know when you got something going on!

[KingGibbs]

You guys are too funny.That back to the future car is known to have transmission problems so I doubt you wanty that.And yeah the adverstising is not free . That is for sure.I will let you guys know the next big event we will have. Car give away or when palyers are here.If you have any questions about anything regarding buying a car. I will help anyone out. I am not a pushy salesman and I like to help people who are in tought sitiautions. Loans are not easy to come by now. We are still the best in the business at getting people into cars though. JGUSH@Easterns.com

Tell those "palyers" we want to see the paloffs this year.

[Mark The Homer]

I haven't seen an Eastern Motors commercial in months, but thanks to this thread that ****ing jingle is stuck in my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CslpftOe4

[Heisenberg]

You guys are too funny.That back to the future car is known to have transmission problems so I doubt you wanty that.And yeah the adverstising is not free . That is for sure.I will let you guys know the next big event we will have. Car give away or when palyers are here.If you have any questions about anything regarding buying a car. I will help anyone out. I am not a pushy salesman and I like to help people who are in tought sitiautions. Loans are not easy to come by now. We are still the best in the business at getting people into cars though. JGUSH@Easterns.com


I'd bet I could get someone in a car with a 24% APR too.

[GoSkins561]

You guys are too funny.That back to the future car is known to have transmission problems so I doubt you wanty that.And yeah the adverstising is not free . That is for sure.I will let you guys know the next big event we will have. Car give away or when palyers are here.If you have any questions about anything regarding buying a car. I will help anyone out. I am not a pushy salesman and I like to help people who are in tought sitiautions. Loans are not easy to come by now. We are still the best in the business at getting people into cars though. JGUSH@Easterns.com

Unselfish bump, you know how we are around here, anything for a fellow Redskins fan. What is it that you do again?

[RememberOsaka]

JPG...is Hollywood still up there?

[PokerPacker]

Tell those "palyers" we want to see the paloffs this year.

the paloffs is now! er... April 17 for Alex Ovechkin.

[Mickalino]

So let me know if you are interested in coming by to check out our cars. Thanks my fellow Redskin Fans. Cell # 301-875-8996Email JGush@easterns.comwebsite www.easterns.com


We are still the best in the business at getting people into cars though. JGUSH@Easterns.com


Posting your email twice in the same thread of a worldwide interwebz message board might do ya more harm than good

[SpringfieldSkins]

I don't exactly know how I feel about this thread.

[SC_RedskinsFan]

I don't exactly know how I feel about this thread.


http://www.swordplay.net/stuff/bunny_pancake.jpg

:whoknows:

[Thiebear]

Being a supporter of the Skins i give them the benefit of the doubt for the ad.
But I don't see me in a Portis-mobile anytime soon.

[SpringfieldSkins]

:whoknows:


:rotflmao:

That actually sums it right up!

[Capt. Kaos]

hmmmm, part classified ad part Redskins info and if not for the replies no tailgate content at all. Seems like the wrong forum for this type of "thread".

Just Sayin'

[RonJeremy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/dandrewhall/portis_eastern_sm.gif

[Park City Skins]

Finally clicked on this thread. Ummmm okay. :wtf:

[stoney26]

Trust me, that advertising is very far from being free and why do you think it is where it is?

The OP is looking for free advertising though.

Im talking about when they do Capital highlights on Sportscenter and Ovie scores a goal, the guy doing the highlight has been singing the eastern motors commercial. I dount EM is paying sportscenter to do that.

[skinfan2k]

Help me find a used 2008 acura tl Thanks!

[Mickalino]

Hello From Easterns Motors

Is "Easterns" really supposed to be plural ?

Seems kinda weird.

[IbleedBnG83]

Ford Focus FTW!!!

[IbleedBnG83]

Finally clicked on this thread. Ummmm okay. :wtf:

Being in Park City, perhaps you are not aware of this car dealership...?

[Rumrunner6900]

24%....what a ****ing steal! Where do I sign up? I would love to pay 900 dollars a month for a $5000 dollar car!

[Mickalino]

24%....what a ****ing steal! Where do I sign up? I would love to pay 900 dollars a month for a $5000 dollar car!

Then you might like a Capital One Credit Card, since they just hiked their rates to 29% :silly: