View Full Version : ESPN BREAKING NEWS: Skins trade Landry, Campbell, 1st rounder for Cutler
THUNDERDOME
March-31st-2009, 11:07 PM
Posted: Today 12:04 AM
ESPN: Cutler dealt to 'Skins for Landry, and Campbell.
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Tuesday, March 31, 2008
Updated: April 1, 12:06 AM ET
Source: Broncos find trade partner for disgruntled quarterback in blockbuster trade.
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ESPN.com news services
A source close to the negotiations told ESPN's Ed Werder on Tuesday night that trade talks between the Broncos and Redskins had intensified soon after reports that Pat Bowlen would entertain offers for Cutler. Another source indicated Tuesday night that the Redskins would be willing to part ways with LaRon Landry, in addition to Jason Campbell, and their 13th selection in this years draft in order to secure the rights to the 25 year-old Quarterback from Vanderbilt University.
The Broncos had been seeking a first-round pick in next year's draft and a first-round selection this year or an equivalent package, according to the source. The Redskins were believed to be unwilling to provide Denver with an additional first-round pick in next years draft, which prompted the Redskins to include LaRon Landry in the deal.
ESPN.com's Matt Mosley has been told by a Redskins source that there is a feeling in the organization that Cutler could take the team to the next level, and bring stability to a position that the Redskins have lacked for the past 15 years.
Quarterback is a position the Redskins had not been expected to address in the upcoming draft, due to the team expecting Jason Campbell to thrive in his second year under coach Jim Zorn.
Cerrato said last week in a radio interview that Jason Campbell would be the Redskins quarterback this year. He and Snyder make another big splash just weeks after signing Albert Haynesworth to a record contract.
Ed Werder covers the NFL for ESPN. Matt Mosley covers the NFL for ESPN.com.
April Fools!!!
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/...e=ESPNHeadlines (http://rick-rolld.com/)
STBonecrusher21
March-31st-2009, 11:09 PM
I hate you.
Haha
ciresolstice
March-31st-2009, 11:09 PM
And so it begins. wah wah
EnFoRcEr_uPu
March-31st-2009, 11:09 PM
sorry, but i don't know that i can believe this
would be one of the worst moves in NFL history.
Monte51Coleman
March-31st-2009, 11:09 PM
April Fool's.
benskins26
March-31st-2009, 11:09 PM
Had me for about 2 seconds. Which makes me feel stupid, cause it was 2 seconds too long. April Fools!
Vicious
March-31st-2009, 11:10 PM
plz don't delete it's hilarious
spjunkies
March-31st-2009, 11:10 PM
And it starts....
benskins26
March-31st-2009, 11:10 PM
But in all seriousness, he's available now.
skinsfan07
March-31st-2009, 11:10 PM
whew you scared the shiz outta me!
You jerkoff
Pimpey42000
March-31st-2009, 11:10 PM
WOW!!! I know it is April Fools' Day, when.....
DarrellsMyHero28
March-31st-2009, 11:10 PM
I hate April Fools.
haithman
March-31st-2009, 11:10 PM
no way? what is this true?
absolute bastard!
McD5
March-31st-2009, 11:10 PM
April Fool's.
Gotta come with something stronger than that.:)
Park City Skins
March-31st-2009, 11:11 PM
...... :munchout: .........
Slacky McSlackAss
March-31st-2009, 11:11 PM
I hate this day :mad:
myzhi
March-31st-2009, 11:11 PM
Want to believe. Going to have nice dream tonight.
Special K
March-31st-2009, 11:11 PM
Lol. Um, no. Nice try though.
Gibbs Hog Heaven
March-31st-2009, 11:13 PM
April frigging Fools man. :mad:
That should be a "Hi There :)" waiting to happen if ever I saw one, and seriously NOT funny. :doh:
Hail.
skinsngibbs4life
March-31st-2009, 11:14 PM
could have at least made it a little bit more believable
Burgundy Burner
March-31st-2009, 11:14 PM
It feels like Christmas!!!
Not. :D
STBonecrusher21
March-31st-2009, 11:14 PM
Wow dude.
You scared the living **** out of me. I could seriously see something like that happening with us.
I hate you.
jbooma
March-31st-2009, 11:15 PM
If this was posted later in the day it may have had a chance. Good try though and yes this is the worse day of the year on extreme :)
RUN FOR THE HILLS THE VIRUS IS STARTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evilg:
Burgundy Burner
March-31st-2009, 11:15 PM
I heard that this could actually happen. The broncos are hoping for a stud bucket of chicken that can run for touchdowns.
ArsheimSkins
March-31st-2009, 11:17 PM
hahahaha that was good
AOTmike13
March-31st-2009, 11:19 PM
Damn u had me nervous ...
Yusuf06
March-31st-2009, 11:20 PM
sorry, but i don't know that i can believe this
would be one of the worst moves in NFL history.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Veretax
March-31st-2009, 11:20 PM
You know this would have been more believable if you had made the link a rick roll ;D
Dcskins71
March-31st-2009, 11:22 PM
haha WOW all i can say is WOW!!
slinky
March-31st-2009, 11:22 PM
if, and i mean iffffff, anyone gets fooled by this one, then it's gonna be a lonnnnng April 1 for you.
chow184
March-31st-2009, 11:22 PM
read this and though april fools,
D'Pablo
March-31st-2009, 11:24 PM
I ****ing hate you.
Alright, after thinking about it, well done.
I still hate you.
elkabong82
March-31st-2009, 11:25 PM
I lol'd....
DixieFlatline
March-31st-2009, 11:25 PM
Just a little too much to believe, but you almost got me.
TheShredSkinz
March-31st-2009, 11:26 PM
if, and i mean iffffff, anyone gets fooled by this one, then it's gonna be a lonnnnng April 1 for you.
word. And somebody had just typed a what if April fools scenario in another thread.
DButz65
March-31st-2009, 11:29 PM
http://op-for.com/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg
Rocky52Mc
March-31st-2009, 11:30 PM
I lol'd pretty hard
nocruz
March-31st-2009, 11:31 PM
GAWD DAYUMIT!
had me mad for about 30 seconds!
ABSTRACT
March-31st-2009, 11:31 PM
My heart almost popped out of my chest. As a Redskins fan, you must be ready for anything.
Rocky52Mc
March-31st-2009, 11:32 PM
My heart almost popped out of my chest. As a Redskins fan, you must be ready for anything.
Sounds like Denver got the short end of the stick.
Kirk Cousins' Cousins
March-31st-2009, 11:33 PM
yeah, i can't wait to see all of the shenanigans today!
but seriously..this one's true..i saw it on PFT.
Warhead36
March-31st-2009, 11:34 PM
3/10 for effort
Rocky52Mc
March-31st-2009, 11:36 PM
yeah, i can't wait to see all of the shenanigans today!
but seriously..this one's true..i saw it on PFT.
Did someone say Shannihan!
WARLORD1863
March-31st-2009, 11:37 PM
When I saw "skins trade moss, landry..." I got really scared there. Then I kept reading "Campbell, and 1st rounder".
Would have been much better if you made this joke more... believeable. Would have started a firestorm that would have lasted for hours.
veteranskinsfan
March-31st-2009, 11:38 PM
Very funny- fans would hit the roof on this one and take over the stadium and force Vinny's ouster if the imaginary trade ever materialized. Moss is a keeper and so is Laundry. You never consider giving up either of them.
HogNose
March-31st-2009, 11:40 PM
That was good.....:applause: , but damn why can't it be true minus Moss & Landry. :doh::(
Get ****ing Campbell out of here.
dcoles11
March-31st-2009, 11:40 PM
I went from angry, to confused, to oh yeah it's April 1st.
dcoles11
March-31st-2009, 11:42 PM
That was good.....:applause: , but damn why can't it be true. :doh::(
you wanted that to be true? Moss, Landry, Campbell and a 1st round draft pick for Cutler?
Who the hell would we have play WR? You don't think we need that 1st round pick?
I was relieved when I realize this was a joke, I can't believe anyone would be ok with this trade.
It's like only having 1 arm and trading both your legs for another arm.
Edit: I give you credit, you edited your originally statement, I didn't think anyone could honestly be ok with giving up all 3 of those guys and a 1st round pick.
The Bounty Hunter #21
March-31st-2009, 11:50 PM
Blood shot out of my eyes when I first read the post. HAHA the one about Zorn getting demoted still has me laughing.
uncleelroy89
March-31st-2009, 11:54 PM
I cried until my wife sat me down and read it too me and told me it might have been an April Fools joke :doh:
Hitman#21
March-31st-2009, 11:55 PM
I knew something like this was coming..if only it was real :)
Lavarleap56
March-31st-2009, 11:55 PM
dude you can do alot better bro. ed werder only covers the cowboys it seems with espn. so essentialy a give away its fake. good one though
Yusuf06
March-31st-2009, 11:56 PM
Being honest, he had me for a second because I had just seen the report on ESPN about Denver wanting to trade Cutler. I switch over to the Stadium and there's the thread title. As soon as I opened it though, I realized what was up.
Good one. :cheers:
Hitman#21
April-1st-2009, 12:00 AM
dude you can do alot better bro. ed werder only covers the cowboys it seems with espn. so essentialy a give away its fake. good one though
Hear anything new? Much appreciated!
Thanks!!
GOKU
April-1st-2009, 12:01 AM
Dude when I read the thread I laughed my ass off. Then I opened it and read it just because you put effort into it. Then I saw the link, I said to myself this dude bout to Rick Roll people too this guy is awsome. Then without hestitation I opened it to be deeply disappointed in your effort to kills 2birds with one stone. Next time bro RICK ROLL US!! But futher with out dues I give your a 7/10 for thought and putting effort into your prank and doing a great job of scaring the **** outta people.
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS EVERYONE!!!!
HTTR
illone
April-1st-2009, 12:05 AM
Almost got me.
Duckus
April-1st-2009, 12:07 AM
Worst day of the year on extremeskins.
kreitmaster
April-1st-2009, 12:10 AM
Man I wish our real moves from recent years were April fools. At least this one won't happen.
THUNDERDOME
April-1st-2009, 12:10 AM
Don't forget to renew your ES membership 24.95 a year.....lol
Veretax
April-1st-2009, 12:14 AM
Don't forget to renew your ES membership 24.95 a year.....lol
I thought it went up five dollars back on March 1st, you know times being tough and all.
frostyj
April-1st-2009, 12:16 AM
Very funny- fans would hit the roof on this one and take over the stadium and force Vinny's ouster if the imaginary trade ever materialized. Moss is a keeper and so is Laundry. You never consider giving up either of them.
You said
http://theimpactfactor.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/dirtylaundry.jpg
Sorry - Just too much combpitition in the Malcomb thread. :helmet:
corrupt3d
April-1st-2009, 12:22 AM
I just heard we traded Heath Shuler for Cutler.
HogNose
April-1st-2009, 12:29 AM
Edit: I give you credit, you edited your originally statement, I didn't think anyone could honestly be ok with giving up all 3 of those guys and a 1st round pick.
lol, Yeah I meant the Campbell part.
Toe Jam
April-1st-2009, 12:35 AM
It's going to be a long 24 hours.
I know the mods usually cook up some **** too.
moondog
April-1st-2009, 12:40 AM
This one was a little too obvious. Perhaps you should have said we were in a three way trade and shipping away Campbell and Cooley for Cutler and Scheffler as was rumored last month.
Sebowski
April-1st-2009, 01:04 AM
I think there were bans for this stuff last year.
C26 Run
April-1st-2009, 01:13 AM
I didn't even have to click the link to know what you were doing. :laugh::helmet:
myzhi
April-1st-2009, 01:17 AM
Way too obvious. At least make it somewhat realistic. Who gives up a >Peyton Manning type player for just a 17-20 QB. Should have been at least Cutler + #1 & #2 for JC.
StillUnknown
April-1st-2009, 01:17 AM
i knew it would start early, this one was better than most efforts though.
gonna be a long day around these parts
darklight1216
April-1st-2009, 02:05 AM
Lol nice try.
thesubmittedone
April-1st-2009, 02:13 AM
I knew this wasn't true before I even realized it was April 1st!
Do I get points for that? :1stplace:
thedevilhimself
April-1st-2009, 02:20 AM
You Bastich .... but yeah good one:rotflmao::rotflmao:
JRay757
April-1st-2009, 02:33 AM
holy crap..........THANK GOD........my heart dropped and i almost shedded a tear.....I crapped my pants, pissed myself and threw up all over my keyboard while reading this.......thank god its not true, time to start the cleanup......lol......
tr1
April-1st-2009, 02:52 AM
ESPN just updated the story: The Skins gave up their 1st round picks for the next ten years for Cutler AND Landry, Campbell, Cooley and newly acquired Haynesworth.
Wow.
bubba9497
April-1st-2009, 02:52 AM
enjoy it while you can
today is the only time these threads are allowed
thank goodness
mo808
April-1st-2009, 03:07 AM
enjoy it while you can
today is the only time these threads are allowed
thank goodness
OMG, I was wondering why it was taking so long to get on here tonite! When I saw this thread (jaw hanging) I thought this was real! I didn't think April fools stunts (okay it's still 3/31/09 in Hawaii) would be allowed in this hallowed ground! Well, so much for ES factual reporting period!:cool: Hail!!
HapHaszard
April-1st-2009, 05:05 AM
I check breaking news first when I come in and knew this was a joke, because Bubba would have been on this story like flies on a cowpie.:hysterical::chair:
DCMONEY
April-1st-2009, 05:59 AM
I know its April Fools day but if the Skins did this I'd have to watch football in general as a fan until Snyder and Cerrato leaves if that deal were to happen.
HoyaSkins28
April-1st-2009, 06:02 AM
i hate you OP... I hate you with a passion. Why would you do this to us? I nearly soiled myself
Gracelander
April-1st-2009, 06:13 AM
I totally deserved that. I do it to people every year and swear i'll never be had. :)
Nice
DCMONEY
April-1st-2009, 06:13 AM
Actually knowing the Skins brass, their the only ones that would over compensate for a player even though they know the other team is trying to unload a player.
S.T.real,lights,out
April-1st-2009, 06:21 AM
:evilg:
NNT!
Audible_Red40
April-1st-2009, 06:23 AM
I went to sleep last night expecting to wake up and have threads like this, sorry, didn't get me!
G-Prime
April-1st-2009, 06:40 AM
joooo mudda#$#er ;p
washogskinz
April-1st-2009, 06:58 AM
How about a real April 1st trade:
This day in Redskin's History 44 yrs ago.
http://www.redskins.com/gen/articles/Jurgensen_Trade_In__64_Heralded_a_New_Era_4627.jsp
heliKCx17
April-1st-2009, 07:26 AM
my goodness...i just crapped my pants...the funny thing is...we'll probably do this.
RFKFedEx
April-1st-2009, 07:37 AM
Well it got me at first, but only b/c it doesn't seem all that outlandish for this FO.
PleaseGoForTheWin
April-1st-2009, 07:45 AM
I knew it was a joke before I opened the thread, but I figured I'd click the link to see if there was anything redeeming about it. There wasn't. Too predictable, generally speaking.
Thirtyfive2seven
April-1st-2009, 07:54 AM
I hate you. Seriously. I was about to be all pissy over losing Landry. Damnit!!
cphil006
April-1st-2009, 07:56 AM
What day is it?
sugarbear326
April-1st-2009, 08:44 AM
That was good, I actuall turned on espn's bottom line, then I realized what today's date is, good one, lol
FanboyOf91
April-1st-2009, 08:45 AM
Good one there.
WhoRUSupposed2Be
April-1st-2009, 08:47 AM
That was a good try.
Santana_89
April-1st-2009, 09:07 AM
I hate this thread for about 5 minutes I'm sitting here mad as hell ,cussing because the Skins dealt LaRon Landry and our 1st round pick for Jay Cutler.
Pure evilness
MWCREDSKINS
April-1st-2009, 09:10 AM
Nice April Fools joke, though I admit you looked like a real reporter but that's a foolish trade, no way are Landry or Number 13 involved in a Cutler trade, I personally don't want the guy, he's too much of a headcase with health concerns
JetSkins
April-1st-2009, 09:11 AM
whats funny is it's believable
IbleedBnG83
April-1st-2009, 10:26 AM
I've already been fooled enought today, this one didn't get me!
Chief skin
April-1st-2009, 10:34 AM
The board is wise to 04/01/09
nebster21
April-1st-2009, 10:37 AM
sorry, but i don't know that i can believe this
would be one of the worst moves in NFL history.
First happy april fools day.
second Only if Denver goes on a superbowl run like what dallas did when they traded H Walker to Minnesota and minnesota gave dallas their supervowl wins.
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