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July-14th-2009, 09:01 AM
Man kidnapped, force-fed beer (http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705316665/Man-kidnapped-force-fed-beer.html)

A possible case of mistaken identity got a man kidnapped, force-fed beer and dumped on the side of the road, police said.

A passer-by found the man walking across Legacy Highway near Centerville about 9 a.m. Saturday. His hands were tied with hanger wire. He said he'd been kidnapped three hours earlier, said Salt Lake Police Sgt. Dennis McGowan.

He told police he had parked his car about 6 a.m. at his home near 1700 West and 400 North when two Spanish-speaking men dragged him out into the driveway. Once he'd been thrown inside their red pickup truck, he said they pulled a bag over his head, tied his hands and feet with coat hanger wire and put a gun to his stomach.

"They told him this was their area and that he can't sell drugs here," McGowan said. The man fervently denied that he has or sells any drugs.

The kidnappers force-fed him two cans of beer before kicking him out of the truck and driving off, very likely to pass him off as a drunk whose kidnapping story would be written off as nonsense, McGowan said.

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GibbsFactor
July-14th-2009, 09:08 AM
Oh the horror. :rolleyes:

I'm thinking Old School with the van.

Stugein
July-14th-2009, 09:14 AM
Man I'm tired. I came in here thinking the thread title said that he was force-fed bear.

Baculus
July-14th-2009, 09:15 AM
At first I read the title as "Man kidnapped, force-fed bear." I was starting to wonder "was he forced to feed the bear, or force-fed TO The bear?" Which would have been bizarre, either way.

I guess beer is better.

Baculus
July-14th-2009, 09:16 AM
Man I'm tired. I came in here thinking the thread title said that he was force-fed bear.

Aha! I'm not the only one.

MisterPinstripe
July-14th-2009, 09:19 AM
Aha! I'm not the only one.

I thought the same for some reason... Really changes the story.

edgun88
July-14th-2009, 09:29 AM
What are two beers going to do?

ECU-ALUM
July-14th-2009, 09:31 AM
I thought the same for some reason... Really changes the story.

I thought the same thing...

But I think these two guys would be willing to be kidnapped and force-fed beer.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Norm%26Cliff.jpg

Thiebear
July-14th-2009, 09:34 AM
I've used that twice already for why i was late to work.

Park City Skins
July-14th-2009, 09:36 AM
I've used that twice already for why i was late to work.
Same here,but they weren't buying the part about it being only 2 beers.

Dan T.
July-14th-2009, 09:53 AM
I've used that twice already for why i was late to work.

:rotflmao:

SkinsBry
July-14th-2009, 09:57 AM
Ok, trying to scare off a supposed drug dealer from their turf, I get it, totally wrong, but I understand what they were doing. But why make a guy drink two beers after threatening him with a gun?

f_trizzy
July-14th-2009, 10:16 AM
Man I'm tired. I came in here thinking the thread title said that he was force-fed bear.

Ha me too! I thought why would a guy kidnap a bear and force feed it. Then I read it again and though "wait a guy was kidnapped and force fed bear meat?"

The 3rd time was a charm and I finally noticed it said BEER. And it still makes just as little sense.