View Full Version : Possible Reason for Colts Performance-Colt and Jessica Simpson dating?
Justsomeguy
August-14th-2009, 03:00 AM
I was doing some looking around for different skin news and I came across this article.
http://gone-hollywood.com/2009/08/jessica-simpson-rebounds-with-washington-redskins-qb-colt-brennan/
I don't know if this is already posted but I searched and couldn't find it.
Sorry to all if I missed it.
If this is true than we better hope he dosen't take the field all year long.
On the positive note we will probably see a skimpy dressed Jessica Simpson at some of the games this year!:D
Toe Jam
August-14th-2009, 03:02 AM
Colt can do better than Romo's sloppy seconds.
Justsomeguy
August-14th-2009, 03:04 AM
Colt can do better than Romo's sloppy seconds.
Agreed.
I also hope he dosen't bring the curse upon himself.(though Romo sucked before the curse)
NOLASKINSFAN
August-14th-2009, 03:08 AM
Well, either way. If you throw a interception on the PS, really who is to know?
txkid
August-14th-2009, 03:35 AM
Once again the Skins pick up pokes castoffs (including cheerleaders).
Coach Williams
August-14th-2009, 03:58 AM
I dunno, Brandon Noble was a really good pick up for us a while back. lol
redskinsrmylyfe
August-14th-2009, 04:40 AM
Demetric evans was acowboy
HOGnificent
August-14th-2009, 04:53 AM
:rolleyes: who cares?
Soup
August-14th-2009, 04:57 AM
If he plays like last night again than it will basically be irrelevant in a few weeks since Colt will be cut from the team...
Stonoman
August-14th-2009, 05:44 AM
You Colt guys can now see he is over rated.
modazfuk
August-14th-2009, 05:47 AM
LMAO@da gullibles
iMeast
August-14th-2009, 05:56 AM
I would think a more reputable source would have published this. I have never even heard of that site. I say wait for Perez Hilton or another one of those Hollywood muckrakers to report it before you believe it.
HTTR
abdcskins
August-14th-2009, 06:07 AM
Not true, nor would I care if it were. Colt would be average if he were single or married to Kristen Bell. No excuses.
I would still smash out Jessica all night long.
Portis for 6
August-14th-2009, 07:18 AM
Not like it matters! I really don't see zorn starting the 3rd string QB!
Mr. S
August-14th-2009, 07:21 AM
Didn't he used to have this really hot gf from Hawaii? Unless this Simpson thing is true, Colt was doing better.
Santana_Fan
August-14th-2009, 07:26 AM
He's lucky Chase didn't get on the field.
authentic
August-14th-2009, 12:57 PM
What Da!?!!? :chair:
http://topiclinks.boston.com/article/003c20bgyib2M?q=Jessica+Simpson
Fresh off her recent break-up with Tony Romo, unlucky in everything Jessica Simpson has found romance yet again! The singer/actress has reportedly hooked up with yet another football star — this time Washington Redskins quarterback Colt Brennan.
bobzmuda
August-14th-2009, 12:58 PM
Well that explains last night's performance...
Fred Jones
August-14th-2009, 12:59 PM
That in of itself is reason to demote him to the practice squad.
Romo's seconds and it is Jessica Simpson.
santana_4_prez
August-14th-2009, 12:59 PM
Well that explains last night's performance...
+1. She ****s up everything she touches!
authentic
August-14th-2009, 01:00 PM
That in of itself is reason to demote him to the practice squad.
Romo's seconds and it is Jessica Simpson.
...or cut!!! :mad:
authentic
August-14th-2009, 01:01 PM
+1. She ****s up everything she touches!
she's like madusa, everything she touches turns to stone.
HailYeah
August-14th-2009, 01:01 PM
Last 24 hours:
One shutout, vick to the iggs, jessica simpson to the Skins.
God help us.
BRAVEONAWARPATH
August-14th-2009, 01:02 PM
She ****s up everything she touches!
I'm sure she does. :D
Brandon Lloyd Christmas
August-14th-2009, 01:03 PM
at least we know why colt didnt perform well last night lol!
Stophovr6
August-14th-2009, 01:03 PM
I don't believe it. I can't. It's too made up.
authentic
August-14th-2009, 01:04 PM
who knows, she probably gave him the stupid idea to put that $100 interception bounty on himself in practice. :doh:
Soup
August-14th-2009, 01:04 PM
Well it won't matter in a few weeks since Colt will be cut from the team if he keeps playing the way he did in last night's game.
REDALERT
August-14th-2009, 01:05 PM
Hold the PRESS...
For all you Colt hopefuls Jessica is ruining him before he even gets a chance to prove himself (LOL). There goes the backup want to be QB..
authentic
August-14th-2009, 01:05 PM
Well it won't matter in a few weeks since Colt will be cut from the team if he keeps playing the way he did in last night's game.
if he gets cut, i hope he gets picked up by the Girls...That way it will be mad drama btwn he Romo, and Simp da Scimp.
Old Dominion Monarch 06
August-14th-2009, 01:06 PM
Man
damnit
why
apiah
August-14th-2009, 01:06 PM
"The report claims Colt, 26, began chasing Jessica back in July with sexy emails and text messages. The pair even set up webcams so they could chat face-to-face through their computers. And now, “Colt sent Jessica tickets for his Sept. 13 game against the N.Y. Giants,” the source adds. “And on July 31, Colt FedEx’d her a Redskins jersey. If she wears that jersey to the game, you know it means she’s playing rough!”
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272627414.shtml
:doh:
SirClintonPortis
August-14th-2009, 01:07 PM
This will give puke fans trash talk material.
CounterTrey75
August-14th-2009, 01:07 PM
Per Kevin Sheehan, he bought her tickets to the season opener against the Giants and fed-ex'd her an authentic Redskins jersey for her to wear to the game. They also set up web cams for nightly conversations and entertainment.
Hooper
August-14th-2009, 01:08 PM
Unbelievable.
Our third string QB is a celebrity.
The Diesel
August-14th-2009, 01:08 PM
Oh WTF man. I was totally ambivalent before, but I don't like this kid now.
Shilsu
August-14th-2009, 01:09 PM
What the ****ing hell
:doh: :doh: :doh:
BRAVEONAWARPATH
August-14th-2009, 01:09 PM
Personally, I think Colt should have pursued the newly-single Kim Kardashian. ;)
authentic
August-14th-2009, 01:09 PM
Per Kevin Sheehan, he bought her tickets to the season opener against the Giants and fed-ex'd her an authentic Redskins jersey for her to wear to the game. They also set up web cams for nightly conversations and entertainment.
oh no...:doh:
Old Dominion Monarch 06
August-14th-2009, 01:09 PM
well at least it'll be hilarious when they zoom in on her at fedex field and everyone boo's their asses off
BRAVEONAWARPATH
August-14th-2009, 01:10 PM
Unbelievable.
Our third string QB is a celebrity.
Don't hate the playa. Hate the game. :D
SirClintonPortis
August-14th-2009, 01:10 PM
I guess emulating Tony Romo the QB is those J-Wit Dog flicks wasn't enough for him. Now he snatches his former girl. lolololol
SonOfWashington
August-14th-2009, 01:10 PM
At least he's not the starter.
amiriteguys
'Skins_&_'Stons
August-14th-2009, 01:10 PM
Well that explains last night's performance...
...and the constant burning sensation he now has when he urinates.
HOF44
August-14th-2009, 01:11 PM
If true, CUT HIM!!
Hooper
August-14th-2009, 01:11 PM
She went from Romo to a guy who could seriously not make the roster.
Nice move!
redskins fan for life
August-14th-2009, 01:11 PM
She's a little frumpy these days, you'd think colt could do better.:doh:
The Diesel
August-14th-2009, 01:11 PM
Not to mention how this looks for Jessica. Is she some kind of star f*****? If so, this is truly revealing of her appeal right now. She goes from the starting QB of the Dallas Cowboys to the 3rd stringer on the Redskins. Welcome to the minors Jessica.
Gibbs Hog Heaven
August-14th-2009, 01:11 PM
There goes any hopes for CB5. :doh:
For the cultists, in the word's of my Texan better half the past few years, "THAT ***** ****** UP MY QB!"
Hail.
ADF
August-14th-2009, 01:12 PM
if he gets cut, i hope he gets picked up by the Girls...That way it will be mad drama btwn he Romo, and Simp da Scimp.
That would be funny as hell. :saber:
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 01:12 PM
This is GREAT !!
It's just like picking up a player from your rival, and interrogating them for secret info on your opponent.
She can fill us in, on Romo's playing tendencies, the Cowboy's playbook, which she no doubt had access to while sleeping with Romo, and more Dallas secrets !!
Stophovr6
August-14th-2009, 01:12 PM
The good news is, he can't choke because he wont be starting.
authentic
August-14th-2009, 01:13 PM
...and the constant burning sensation he now has when he urinates.
:puke:
Stophovr6
August-14th-2009, 01:13 PM
This is GREAT !!
It's just like picking up a player from your rival, and interrogating them for secret info on your opponent.
She can fill us in, on Romo's playing tendencies, the Cowboy's playbook, which she no doubt had access to while sleeping with Romo, and more Dallas secrets !!
We're talking about the same girl that thought there was an actual chicken of the sea right?
Old Dominion Monarch 06
August-14th-2009, 01:14 PM
This is GREAT !!
It's just like picking up a player from your rival, and interrogating them for secret info on your opponent.
She can fill us in, on Romo's playing tendencies, the Cowboy's playbook, which she no doubt had access to while sleeping with Romo, and more Dallas secrets !!
My man, that chick doesn't know her head from her ass let alone a damn thing about football:D
The Brave Little Toaster Oven
August-14th-2009, 01:14 PM
First we have Tom Cruise giving us bad vibes....now Jessica Simpson???
We are cursed!
No wonder he didnt play well last night!
Shilsu
August-14th-2009, 01:14 PM
Colt Brennan went from this:
http://i545.photobucket.com/albums/hh394/CartierWatch/070302_5.jpg
to
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/08/jessica-simpson-fat-01.jpg
SoCalSkins
August-14th-2009, 01:15 PM
Colt just won the starting job. The marketing exposure will be too much to pass up for Dan.
authentic
August-14th-2009, 01:15 PM
This is GREAT !!
It's just like picking up a player from your rival, and interrogating them for secret info on your opponent.
She can fill us in, on Romo's playing tendencies, the Cowboy's playbook, which she no doubt had access to while sleeping with Romo, and more Dallas secrets !!
Bro. we are talking about J. Simpson. She probably doesn't even know her own cycle, let alone Romo's playing tendencies or playbook.
The Diesel
August-14th-2009, 01:16 PM
We're talking about the same girl that thought there was an actual chicken of the sea right?
Well, it says "chicken" on the label. Very confusing.
BRAVEONAWARPATH
August-14th-2009, 01:16 PM
The good news is, he can't choke because he wont be starting.
You'd think that Jessica would've been interested in our starting QB.
Oh wait.
I'm not sure we have a legit starting QB. :doh:
modazfuk
August-14th-2009, 01:16 PM
You guys believe anything as long as its in print, eh?:hysterical:
hoosandskinsMUSTwin
August-14th-2009, 01:16 PM
Wow. I am speechless. :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: :doh:
honejc
August-14th-2009, 01:17 PM
everything she touches turns to stone.
I am sure ;):D
She is one biatch in heat!!!!
What a split personality, first a Cowboy now an Indian?!?!
Personally IMHO I think the break up with Romo was fake and that he sent her on a mission to make the team of his choice fail because of the qb failures ;)
FanboyOf91
August-14th-2009, 01:17 PM
Is the Romo girlfriend curse transmittable? CDC (http://cdc.gov/), we must have answers!
WSHRedskins3ATLBraves3
August-14th-2009, 01:17 PM
Colt, Colt, Colt....
Reaganaut
August-14th-2009, 01:17 PM
Just what we needed... Colt tearing it up with Jessica Simpson. I can't wait to hear when we sign Jeremy Shockey, Terrell Owens, and Pacman Jones. Colt can do better than Manface. She's a pig now anyway. Doesn't Cooley's wife have any hot friends to set him up with?
SonOfWashington
August-14th-2009, 01:18 PM
http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ruin_romo_jessica_simpson_m.jpg
Wait, what?
The Diesel
August-14th-2009, 01:19 PM
http://i545.photobucket.com/albums/hh394/CartierWatch/070302_5.jpg
I'm liking him less and less as this thread goes on. I didn't know the stoner busboy at Applebees was out 3rd string QB.
Stophovr6
August-14th-2009, 01:19 PM
You'd think that Jessica would've been interested in our starting QB.
Oh wait.
I'm not sure we have a legit starting QB. :doh:
You'd think Colt Brennan would be interested in securing his status on the team rather then sexting with a never was.
Oh wait...lol.
In all seriousness, if this is true, it's not that big a deal. But if the woman is really cursed, he needs to go ahead and end that.
Old Dominion Monarch 06
August-14th-2009, 01:20 PM
oh man if this is true i absolutely must have one of those masks
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 01:20 PM
She's even coming to our games !! That does it :doh:
Apparently quarterback Colt Brennan initiated the relationship and Jessica is more than happy to reciprocate now that she’s single. From what Star is reporting, it hasn’t gone behind remote communication yet, but Colt sent Jessica football tickets and hopes she’ll show up to one of his games
http://www.celebitchy.com/65687/jessica_simpson_in_new_romance_with_tony_romos_arc henemy/
addicted
August-14th-2009, 01:20 PM
Hey Colt, little advice for you buddy....
Hit It and quit it!!
RedskinsTime
August-14th-2009, 01:20 PM
O....m.....g
ucfSKINS
August-14th-2009, 01:21 PM
Cult of Colt placed on hold. Colt Simpson, got a good ring to it :)
ADF
August-14th-2009, 01:21 PM
she's like madusa, everything she touches turns to stone.
I guess we now know where Carlos' hands have been. :D:silly:
Stophovr6
August-14th-2009, 01:22 PM
You know what would be funny, if Colt was flirting with her while she was still dating Romo. And this whole thing is just some big shennanigans he set up. I still don't think this is true though.
ucfSKINS
August-14th-2009, 01:22 PM
She's even coming to our games !! That does it :doh:
Apparently quarterback Colt Brennan initiated the relationship and Jessica is more than happy to reciprocate now that she’s single. From what Star is reporting, it hasn’t gone behind remote communication yet, but Colt sent Jessica football tickets and hopes she’ll show up to one of his games
http://www.celebitchy.com/65687/jessica_simpson_in_new_romance_with_tony_romos_arc henemy/
**** me running. :mad:
Sikbug
August-14th-2009, 01:23 PM
Hey Colt, little advice for you buddy....
Hit It and quit it!!
This
HOF44
August-14th-2009, 01:23 PM
Is Colt oblivious??? Does he know the greeting she'll get if she shows up at a game??? She's pure bad luck. Like in olden times having a woman on a ship.
Sikbug
August-14th-2009, 01:24 PM
You know what would be funny, if Colt was flirting with her while she was still dating Romo. And this whole thing is just some big shennanigans he set up. I still don't think this is true though.
If they broke up because Colt, that would be the only way this would be cool.
Old Dominion Monarch 06
August-14th-2009, 01:24 PM
Is Colt oblivious??? Does he know the greeting she'll get if she shows up at a game??? She's pure bad luck. Like in olden times having a woman on a ship.
cast thine she-devil into the sea!!! be-gone!!
jsharrin55
August-14th-2009, 01:26 PM
Last 24 hours:
One shutout, vick to the iggs, jessica simpson to the Skins.
God help us.
I would rather have Vick.
schmitty_199
August-14th-2009, 01:26 PM
HAHA, to funny! :D
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 01:26 PM
I would rather have Vick.
or have Colt date Vick ?
Sikbug
August-14th-2009, 01:28 PM
Wait wait wait, I got it. What's bad luck for the Cowboys is good luck for the Redskins!!!
FanboyOf91
August-14th-2009, 01:28 PM
She's even coming to our games !! That does it :doh:
Apparently quarterback Colt Brennan initiated the relationship and Jessica is more than happy to reciprocate now that she’s single. From what Star is reporting, it hasn’t gone behind remote communication yet, but Colt sent Jessica football tickets and hopes she’ll show up to one of his games
http://www.celebitchy.com/65687/jessica_simpson_in_new_romance_with_tony_romos_arc henemy/
:doh: :doh:
:doh: :doh:
:doh: :doh:
Reaganaut
August-14th-2009, 01:29 PM
http://www.chickenortuna.com/snacks.php?page_code=101
Jessica Simpson and Chicken of the Sea Tuna
Chicken or Tuna Confusion Syndrome isn't just a problem for us the everyday sandwich eater. It has even been known to afflict talented celebrities. And also Jessica Simpson. The following quotes are from Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's Newlyweds reality TV show on MTV, and the aftermath. (Want to test test your own knowledge of chicken and tuna? Take the quiz.)
[Jessica Simpson and her husband are enjoying a delicious meal of Chicken of the Sea tunafish.]
Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?
[Jessica is inverviewed by Chaunce Hayden of Metro Channel's 'Naked New York']
Jessica Simpson: I hate to admit it, but yes, I swear to you, I really thought Chicken of the Sea was actually chicken. That's how I really think.
[Chicken of the Sea company invites Jessica to a company meeting.]
Chicken of the Sea exec Don George: We wanted to bring her down and make sure she understood the difference, and told her the story of how the brand name originated.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Colt: Hey Jessica? Do you know what the difference is between a Big Mac and a --?
Jessica: No
Colt: Wanna go to MacDonalds?
yellow41
August-14th-2009, 01:30 PM
she's like madusa, everything she touches turns to stone.
Especially true when you consider that according to Sonny Jurgensen (as quoted by Kevin Sheehan today), Colt is battling Chase Daniel for the #3 spot, not a threat for Collins and the #2 spot...
Justsomeguy
August-14th-2009, 01:30 PM
Not like it matters! I really don't see zorn starting the 3rd string QB!
Hahaha Don't let the cult hear you they are still sore from last nights "boyscout lost in the woods behind center" affair.
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 01:32 PM
Especially true when you consider that according to Sonny Jurgensen (as quoted by Kevin Sheehan today), Colt is battling Chase Daniel for the #3 spot, not a threat for Collins and the #2 spot...
That whole story is strange, because I hear reports saying he is battling Collins for #2, and in the same breath, they say he is battling Daniel for #3.
How can he be competing for #2 and #3 at the same time ?
SirClintonPortis
August-14th-2009, 01:32 PM
Wait wait wait, I got it. What's bad luck for the Cowboys is good luck for the Redskins!!!
I don't want to face a jealous Tony Romo with yet another fire lit under his butt. Hopefully, he really did move on. Hopefully.
DeMarco Murray 29
August-14th-2009, 01:33 PM
Enjoy her :)
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 01:34 PM
I don't want to face a jealous Tony Romo with yet another fire lit under his butt. Hopefully, he really did move on. Hopefully.
Come on, Tony Romo cannot handle pressure - we all know that from how he performs in December, and in the playoffs.
So, the stress from this, will make him play even WORSE.
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 01:34 PM
Enjoy her :)
I bet Colt is
21MadFan
August-14th-2009, 01:34 PM
Looks like Jessica is moving down the NFC East depth charts. Andre Woodson of the Giants is next in line I think :hysterical:
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 01:35 PM
Looks like Jessica is moving down the NFC East depth charts.
Is there a 4th string player ?
SirClintonPortis
August-14th-2009, 01:37 PM
Come on, Tony Romo cannot handle pressure - we all know that from how he performs in December, and in the playoffs.
So, the stress from this, will make him play even WORSE.Yeah, pressure makes one nervous and giddy, not angry and pissed off in manner such as "I wanna beat the living crap out of them Waarshington Redskins"....
21MadFan
August-14th-2009, 01:38 PM
Is there a 4th string player ?
She will be working over the practice squads
Old Dominion Monarch 06
August-14th-2009, 01:39 PM
she should take Tryon instead and disappear into obscurity
yellow41
August-14th-2009, 01:40 PM
That whole story is strange, because I hear reports saying he is battling Collins for #2, and in the same breath, they say he is battling Daniel for #3.
How can he be competing for #2 and #3 at the same time ?
Good point... consider the source of the rumor.
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 01:42 PM
Good point... consider the source of the rumor.
I'm about 95% sure I read that on Redskins.com, which is supposed be the most reliable source for factual information on the Skins.
HOF44
August-14th-2009, 01:49 PM
She should have went after Eli, now there's a match made in heaven!
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 01:50 PM
With 99% of people against this, then how does the thread get 5 Stars ?
LLandryistheshiz
August-14th-2009, 01:55 PM
Wild Snorelax appeared!
:rotflmao:
authentic
August-14th-2009, 01:55 PM
Especially true when you consider that according to Sonny Jurgensen (as quoted by Kevin Sheehan today), Colt is battling Chase Daniel for the #3 spot, not a threat for Collins and the #2 spot...
because he is about to get cut.
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 01:57 PM
What does this do to the "Cult of Colt" thread ?
Does it deflate and die ?
Boss_Hogg
August-14th-2009, 01:59 PM
Chase Daniel will not make the team, Colt is #3
RedskinNutt
August-14th-2009, 01:59 PM
Personally, I think Colt should have pursued the newly-single Kim Kardashian. ;)
who says he won't. I can't see "Colt-ica" lasting longer than Thanksgiving, just enough time for Kim to finally get over Reggie.
Hey, the kid is mired in a battle with Todd Collins...let him have some fun while he's young.
I guess the uber hottie he was with before is long gone...SHE was smoking.
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 02:00 PM
Chase Daniel will not make the team, Colt is #3
How do you validate that ?
Just your personal man-crush ? because from reports I've heard, Daniel has looked very poor in camp.
RedskinNutt
August-14th-2009, 02:01 PM
Not to mention how this looks for Jessica. Is she some kind of star f*****? If so, this is truly revealing of her appeal right now. She goes from the starting QB of the Dallas Cowboys to the 3rd stringer on the Redskins. Welcome to the minors Jessica.
She wants to become a poor man's Kate Hudson or Alyssa Milano
redman
August-14th-2009, 02:04 PM
well that explains last night's performance...
lmao!
Boss_Hogg
August-14th-2009, 02:16 PM
How do you validate that ?
Just your personal man-crush ? because from reports I've heard, Daniel has looked very poor in camp.
I'm not a Cult of Colt member, just a realist.
jflow78
August-14th-2009, 02:20 PM
It would explain his play last night. I thought there was something Romoisc about him.
buenosdiaz
August-14th-2009, 02:28 PM
wow..
cut colt now!
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 02:30 PM
wow..
cut colt now!
Start a new thread "The CUT of Colt"
Zazzaro703
August-14th-2009, 02:39 PM
The only positive i can draw from this is maybe Colt can convince Jessica to go to all the Cowboys games wearing her pink Romo Jersey. What a freaking joke.
Capt Rich Fla
August-14th-2009, 02:42 PM
Way to go Colt!
Santana_89
August-14th-2009, 02:46 PM
You guys believe anything as long as its in print, eh?:hysterical:
Until she shows up at Fed Ex field in a #5 jersey or I see a picture of them together.I call bull****.
Considering that Colt and Cooley mocked Witten and Romo in that video a few weeks ago.And we know that it had to piss them off MAJORLY. I wouldn't be surprised if some Cowgirl fan or player cooked up this "story".
MoeRedskins
August-14th-2009, 02:55 PM
I'd hit it
Chachie
August-14th-2009, 02:55 PM
If it's true it's just another ex-Cowboy we don't need. It also shows what Cowboy fans do when the going gets tough... they find another team. No B&G for Jessica! :mad::doh:
SkinsTribeVA
August-14th-2009, 02:56 PM
Why are people upset about this? I think it's f***ing hilarious!! (If true).
Even if the Jessica Simpson curse proves true, the dude's not even the #2 yet.
WeaponsOfMossDestruction*
August-14th-2009, 02:58 PM
Cult is the ****ing man!
Destino
August-14th-2009, 03:02 PM
A lot of haters on this site. Good for Colt! She's hot, rich, and famous. Get yours buddy!
Hardcore Zornography
August-14th-2009, 03:04 PM
Guys, I am in no way a Colt Brennan apologist, and I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of breath that some sick person could be using to overcome their struggle.
But with that said, why is he not allowed to pursue a relationship? His choice of females aside, I have read some things in this thread like, "Shouldn't he be focusing on his playbook instead of getting some arse?" and yada yada yada.
Ummmm, since when is a man not allowed to pursue someone he is attracted to? Is it because he plays for the Washington Redskins, and all of our players breathe football 24/7/365 unlike the other 31 teams in the league? Get real.
LoveDaSkins172645
August-14th-2009, 03:05 PM
she's like madusa, everything she touches turns to stone.
I would think depending on the body part she touches turning to stone maybe a very good thing for her! :laugh::hysterical:
bubba9497
August-14th-2009, 03:05 PM
http://www.simpsonwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/jessica-simpson-les-pins-02.jpg
http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/Jessica_Simpsnon_Pregnant_Employee_splashnews.jpg
http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/05/23/jessica%20simpson%20grows.jpg
Voice_of_Reason
August-14th-2009, 03:10 PM
I guess we now know where Carlos' hands have been. :D:silly:
I literally laughed out loud. God I hope not.
cast thine she-devil into the sea!!! be-gone!!
Chuckle.
That whole story is strange, because I hear reports saying he is battling Collins for #2, and in the same breath, they say he is battling Daniel for #3.
How can he be competing for #2 and #3 at the same time ?
Why not? 3 guys competing for 2 spots. Somebody gets #2, somebody gets #3, somebody gets the boot.
Right now, it appears to be JC, TC, CB and CD in order. That could change. It probably won't.
I would think depending on the body part she touches turning to stone maybe a very good thing for her! :laugh::hysterical:
oh no you didn't.
Vicious
August-14th-2009, 03:10 PM
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo
Laron Burgundy
August-14th-2009, 03:21 PM
I wasn't a Colt fan before, but now I hope he gets the start against the cowboys. This is hilarious.
tyman21
August-14th-2009, 03:27 PM
I bet she would date Chase Daniel if he didn't eat his boogers
LizKauai
August-14th-2009, 03:31 PM
I wasn't a Colt fan before, but now I hope he gets the start against the cowboys. This is hilarious.
I think he just did....
Did I say that???
I was not here...
:point2sky
Iced Coffee
August-14th-2009, 03:32 PM
damn he must have been working out pre-game:hysterical::hysterical:
but hey.. um i'd hit it...
just don't show up to any games.
tyman21
August-14th-2009, 03:34 PM
yes she can't jinx us!
I bet Danny boy sends her his private jet
Hooper
August-14th-2009, 03:55 PM
I wonder if she was passed out when they "met".
I kid, I kid.
STBonecrusher21
August-14th-2009, 03:57 PM
Haha, that's hilarious.
Let's hope his head is still in the right place though. I'm sure it is.
bubba9497
August-14th-2009, 04:01 PM
Haha, that's hilarious.
Let's hope his head is still in the right place though. I'm sure it is.
really it could get lost up in all of "that"
Bacon
August-14th-2009, 04:03 PM
I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
bubba9497
August-14th-2009, 04:04 PM
yes she can't jinx us!
I bet Danny boy sends her his private jet
does it carry heavy payloads?
Toe Jam
August-14th-2009, 04:12 PM
I thought Colt was incapable of fail?
lol.
Spaceman Spiff
August-14th-2009, 04:20 PM
This confirmed? or just that fishy lookin site?
The Diesel
August-14th-2009, 04:20 PM
[IMG]http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/05/23/jessica%20simpson%20grows.jpg
:hysterical:
ChiefPowhatan17
August-14th-2009, 04:22 PM
ohhhhhh nooooooooooooooooo! This is not good.
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 04:23 PM
I'd hit it
I don't think Colt swings that way
TK
August-14th-2009, 04:34 PM
Jess is flirting her way to a romance with exTony Romo’s archenemy - Washington Redskins quarterback Colt Brennan! “This is a huge stab in the back for Tony, because the Dallas Cowboys and the WAshington Redskins hate each other,” a source tells Star.
I see JLC is moonlighting from the NFL Network.
Santana_89
August-14th-2009, 04:57 PM
I see JLC is moonlighting from the NFL Network.
:hysterical::hysterical: the sourcer is always at work
SMOSS89
August-14th-2009, 05:00 PM
Dude wtf? We do NOT need her hangin around this team
JustAfan47
August-14th-2009, 05:06 PM
This is just too funny......but yeah i dont want her hangin around our team either!
JustAfan47
August-14th-2009, 05:07 PM
Whos next Ron Mexico? :)
MassSkinsFan
August-14th-2009, 05:19 PM
Dude wtf? We do NOT need her hangin around this team
Who is worse - her or Tom Cruise?
Darc Requiem
August-14th-2009, 05:22 PM
Well that explains last night's performance...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/mypersonalpics/mazda3LOL.jpg
modazfuk
August-14th-2009, 05:31 PM
The only people talking about this ridiculous rumor are Redskin fans. Think about it, if this rumor even had a remote chance of being true, don't ya think TMZ would have made mention of it by now? C'mon folks!
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 05:32 PM
The only people talking about this ridiculous rumor are Redskin fans. Think about it, if this rumor even had a remote chance of being true, don't ya think TMZ would have made mention of it by now? C'mon folks!
Maybe because TMZ doesn't consider Colt Brennan a celebrity, and only Redskin fans consider Brennan a celebrity ?
Arsenic
August-14th-2009, 05:37 PM
All you guys are hating on Colt... You know, damn well, that you couldn't turn her down..
The girls hot as hell.. just admit it...
edit: and i like boobies...
angel2
August-14th-2009, 05:39 PM
Does this mean she will be at all the home games or has she learned a lesson by not being viewed as the tag-along stadium date?
How can she go from a Cowgirl to a Redskinett?
What the **** is her alliance? Does she carry a gun or a tomahawk?
modazfuk
August-14th-2009, 05:55 PM
Maybe because TMZ doesn't consider Colt Brennan a celebrity, and only Redskin fans consider Brennan a celebrity ?
Lets see....
Jessica breaks up (very publicly) with an NFL quarterback and now, out of the blue is with with another NFL quarterback whom just happens to play for a bitter rival?
This transparent rumor probably was started by an obsessed Dallas fan who probably figured he couldn't use Campbell and certainly not Collins:hysterical:
E-Dog Night
August-14th-2009, 06:21 PM
Jessica Simpson sacks another quarterback.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide; call her Deacon Jones.
Mickalino
August-14th-2009, 06:32 PM
Lets see....
Jessica breaks up (very publicly) with an NFL quarterback and now, out of the blue is with with another NFL quarterback whom just happens to play for a bitter rival?
This transparent rumor probably was started by an obsessed Dallas fan who probably figured he couldn't use Campbell and certainly not Collins:hysterical:
Is TMZ noted for being the FIRST to jump on celebrity stories/gossip ?
bubba9497
August-14th-2009, 06:34 PM
Who is worse - her or Tom Cruise?
Cruise
at least she has huge melons
DieselPwr44
August-14th-2009, 06:44 PM
A lot of haters on this site. Good for Colt! She's hot, rich, and famous. Get yours buddy!
+1
You only live once.
Colt, hit it like you live....hard.
miQuy
August-14th-2009, 06:44 PM
someone should make her "hook onto" Manning instead :p
spjunkies
August-14th-2009, 06:46 PM
WTF? noooooooo
modazfuk
August-14th-2009, 06:46 PM
Is TMZ noted for being the FIRST to jump on celebrity stories/gossip ?
Yep, in this internet age, they're king when it comes to celebrity gossip/news.
As a side note, they recently gained credibility as a legitimate source when they were the first to break the blockbusting Michael Jackson news (by an hour).
LizKauai
August-14th-2009, 06:47 PM
Colt?!?
August 14th, 2009 by Stephen Tsai
Colt's dad says this story (Jessica) is not true:
http://warriorbeat.honadvblogs.com/2009/08/14/fair-trade/comment-page-3/#comment-332432
...but i WONDER who could seed such a rumor... someone who teases Cowboys... hmmm....
allskins
August-14th-2009, 06:50 PM
I think she's a plant from the Cowboys sent to cause distractions.
Burgundy Burner
August-14th-2009, 07:54 PM
Colt?!?
August 14th, 2009 by Stephen Tsai
Colt's dad says this story (Jessica) is not true:
http://warriorbeat.honadvblogs.com/2009/08/14/fair-trade/comment-page-3/#comment-332432
...but i WONDER who could seed such a rumor... someone who teases Cowboys... hmmm....
I knew Liz would get the scoop and poop on this story.
<WHEW!>
zskins
August-14th-2009, 08:04 PM
I knew Liz would get the scoop and poop on this story.
<WHEW!>
Really???
SKINchiefer
August-14th-2009, 08:06 PM
excuses, excuses.:hysterical:
zskins
August-14th-2009, 08:13 PM
excuses, excuses.:hysterical:
At least she has big boobs. ;)
SKINchiefer
August-14th-2009, 08:15 PM
At least she has big boobs. ;)
I would definitely be a changed and distracted man.
SteelNeil
August-14th-2009, 08:56 PM
Colt did poorly because he is a poor qb. He should be selling sno-cones.
Peregrine
August-14th-2009, 10:19 PM
Judging by last nights performance, that would imply Jessica Simpson is dating our entire team...
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