Blonde (guy) joke

[Skins24]

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten %@#*@+," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

[jbooma]

Originally posted by Skins24

"You rotten %@#*@+," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Tom [Giants fan]]

Cool, a thread is already here for my blond joke:


The beautiful young blonde goes to a soda machine at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. She arrives just before a businessman. She opens her purse and put in 50 cents, pushes a Diet Pepsi button, and out comes a Diet Pepsi.

She puts it on a counter by the machine and reaches back into
her purse. She pulls out a dollar and puts it in the machine.

Studying the machine carefully, she pushes the button for Dr. Pepper and out comes a Dr. Pepper and 50 cents change. She takes the 50 cents change and puts it in the machine, pushes the Lipton Iced Tea button, and out comes a Lipton's Iced Tea.

As she reaches into her purse again, the businessman who has been waiting patiently for several minutes says, "Excuse me, but are you done yet?"

She looks at him and indignantly replies, "Well Duhhh!!! I'm
still winning!!!!!"



And skins 24: :rotflmao: :laugh:

[TD_washingtonredskins]

A little crude, but funny!

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, “Come again?”

The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, “Oh, no it’s just mustard this time.”

[Blondie]

Does anyone EVER get tired of these?










No, I suppose not.

Carry on.

Blondie