Heinz 57 Sauce sums up what is wrong with America

[Westbrook36]

Have you ever had Heinz 57 sauce before? It is ****ing terrible. I've had it mistakenly on a few scant occasions and have always left thinking the same thing; "man, this stuff is terrible.....who the hell actually buys this ****?"

Then I realized that there are probably millions of idiots in America who knowingly buy it every week to put in their fridgerator. What exactly is this ****? Is it trying to be BBQ sauce? Ketchup? Steak Sauce? This is exactly the point. It's trying to be all of the above. On the bottle, it says it is good for "Pork, chicken, burgers and steak".......How is that even possible? That's like saying you like to engage in sexual activities with women, men, and small animals.

This is what's wrong with America. This one size fits all dumbing down of uneducated morons is where we are today as a society. Can you imagine one bottle of this **** being sold in France or Italy? Today is the Datona 500. All over the ol US of A you can be sure that legions of uneducated rubes are eating burgers slathered with Heinz 57 while drinking a Miller Lite thinking that life just doesn't get any better.

You know what I want? I want one of you to tell me you honestly like this **** so I can make fun of you mercilessly.

[ACW]

Oh brother :rolleyes:
Real men don't ***** all the time. You sound like a nagging woman.

EDIT: Oh, and :sucks:

[macnoke03]

What a waste of a thread.

[mjah]

I don't think I've ever had 57. But one reason (among many) why it wouldn't be popular in France is the fact that they're so partial to freaking mayonnaise.

Granted, over there it's better stuff than the gummy snot we call mayo in the US, but it's still mayo.

Everyone has their crappy, curiously popular food products. Don't even get me started about Greece, Switzerland, South Korea, etc., etc...

[Bang]

So it's safe to say you prefer a more manly sauce...

~Bang

[Westbrook36]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/61039011_20b8917e2d.jpg

I like how on the bottle, at the top, it says "Marinate, Grill, Dip"......this sauce can do anything for you!

[Teller]

What's the point Westbrook? To make fun of America? To make fun of NASCAR fans? To blow your own horn about nothing in particular?

It's no wonder at all why everyone thinks Eagles fans are unabashed douchebags. It's true.

[jnhay]

Yeah, the USA is the only country that markets its sauces as being good for multiple types of meats.

[Califan007]

So it's safe to say you prefer a more manly sauce...

~Bang

Speaking of a "more manly sauce" :paranoid: (http://www.panric.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/david-hasselhoff-image.jpg)

[Kosher Ham]

I always want to know who eats this culinary nastiness.

http://rickywood.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/rapa-scrapple.jpg

And yes, Heinz 57 is disgusting. I don't know that it's what's wrong with America...but I know it's not right to put it on anything you want to eat.

[Dr. Do Itch Big]

I thought someone had established that cereal is what is wrong with America

[jnhay]

Speaking of a "more manly sauce" :paranoid: (http://www.panric.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/david-hasselhoff-image.jpg)

Would be funnier if it was a shaving cream dispenser.

[mbws]

Have you ever had Heinz 57 sauce before? It is ****ing terrible. I've had it mistakenly on a few scant occasions and have always left thinking the same thing; "man, this stuff is terrible.....who the hell actually buys this ****?"

Then I realized that there are probably millions of idiots in America who knowingly buy it every week to put in their fridgerator. What exactly is this ****? Is it trying to be BBQ sauce? Ketchup? Steak Sauce? This is exactly the point. It's trying to be all of the above. On the bottle, it says it is good for "Pork, chicken, burgers and steak".......How is that even possible? That's like saying you like to engage in sexual activities with women, men, and small animals.

This is what's wrong with America. This one size fits all dumbing down of uneducated morons is where we are today as a society. Can you imagine one bottle of this **** being sold in France or Italy? Today is the Datona 500. All over the ol US of A you can be sure that legions of uneducated rubes are eating burgers slathered with Heinz 57 while drinking a Miller Lite thinking that life just doesn't get any better.

You know what I want? I want one of you to tell me you honestly like this **** so I can make fun of you mercilessly.



Really? THIS is what's wrong with America today? First of all, Heinz 57 Sauce is older than you are. Second, NASCAR fans are entitled to be entertained by that. It is not my cup of tea, but to each his or her own.
There are so many more things that are wrong with our society that these 2 things are way down on the list.

[zoony]

:ols: :ols: :ols:

I think what's wrong with America today is folks taking things way, way too seriously. As evidenced in the responses in this thread

[Mooney]

A1 Sauce is the ****. America rules!

[IONTOP]

A1 Sauce is the ****. America rules!

Well cooked steak doesn't need sauce

[Kosher Ham]

:ols: :ols: :ols:

I think what's wrong with America today is folks taking things way, way too seriously. As evidenced in the responses in this thread

Agreed. I was sitting here reading it to my girl laughing my butt off.


A1 Sauce is the ****. America rules!

A-1 sucks too. :evilg:

[Heidenreich]

I could give two ****s what kind of ketchup I use. It's not important.

No need to bash Miller Lite though, thats a good hang out & watch a game kind of beer.....

[Kosher Ham]

I could give two ****s what kind of ketchup I use. It's not important.

No need to bash Miller Lite though, thats a good hang out & watch a game kind of beer.....

:doh: haha. He's not talking about the ketchup. http://www.clubheinz.com/_images/Heinz57.jpg

And I agree about Miller Lite. :cheers:

[Heidenreich]

:doh: haha. He's not talking about the ketchup. http://www.clubheinz.com/_images/Heinz57.jpg

And I agree about Miller Lite. :cheers:

My bad. I didn't even know Heinz made a steak sauce. I learned something new today.

I;ve never had steak sauce in my life. Steak alone tastes good enough.....

[Bubble Screen]

Not your best work, Westy.

[Park City Skins]

Damn damn damn. Heinz 57. Now I remember what I forgot at the store. :doh: :)

[Burgundy Burner]

Heinz 57 is so wrong for America. Theresa Heinz Kerry owns a major share of the company. She is married to one of the most liberal members of the Senate. It's a disaster for America - an absolute disaster.

Are the Hunts and Del Montes affiliated with Republicans??? Sure hope so.

[Mickalino]

Are the Hunts and Del Montes affiliated with Republicans??? Sure hope so.

Oh please, please. Don't tell me the Jolly Green Giant is a corrupt Republican, as well.

I might as well say goodbye to my political party.

[zoony]

Today is the Datona 500. All over the ol US of A you can be sure that legions of uneducated rubes are eating burgers slathered with Heinz 57 while drinking a Miller Lite thinking that life just doesn't get any better.


Oh come on people- am I the only one here (besides westy) who thinks this is spot-on? :ols: :ols:

"Hey Earl- you got any of that good Kraft cheese to put on these here heinz burgers?

"Certainly do Frank! Nothing but the finest ingredients"


mjah is correct about Euro's and their mayonnaise, too. We can also point and laugh at the majority of Europe as being lazy. Fact is every country has their warts. Might as well laugh at them


(and yes, I love me some burgers with kraft cheese (as long as its cheddar)


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[DRSmith]

Today is the Datona 500. All over the ol US of A you can be sure that legions of uneducated rubes are eating burgers slathered with Heinz 57 while drinking a Miller Lite thinking that life just doesn't get any better.

You know what I want? I want one of you to tell me you honestly like this **** so I can make fun of you mercilessly.

One what is wrong if people enjoy the simple things in life?

Two what gives you the right to make fun of a person for enjoying something you do not?

Three it is Daytona

Just because I am not into Nascar and think Heinz 57 is nasty does not make me better than those who do, but I do wonder how you would know the difference between having sex with women, men and small animal. I do not have any experience to comment on the differences.

[Skin'Em84]

Don't worry..

Texas Pete cancels out any negative effect that Heinz 57 induces on American culture.


And don't hate on sex with small animals. Them squirrels are crazy in bed. They just love nuts. (is that taking it too far?)

[Burgold]

Could you please pass the grey poupon?

[ACW]

but I do wonder how you would know the difference between having sex with women, men and small animal. I do not have any experience to comment on the differences.:ols::ols::ols:

[Teller]

Oh come on people- am I the only one here (besides westy) who thinks this is spot-on? :ols: :ols:

Hysterical. I won't get banned if I pull a few groups and have fun with some stereotypes, will I? :D

[Burgold]

(and yes, I love me some burgers with kraft cheese (as long as its cheddar)


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Interesting side fact, (well, interesting to me anyway) Kraft Cheese is not actually cheese. When the process of super-mass manufacturing of kraft singles was developed the dairy farmers were afraid that they would all be put out of business and thought that the disgusting glop that was Kraft was such a different process than traditional cheese making that they went to war and won a victory in legal definitons and if you look carefully, I believe Kraft to this day does not call itself cheese (even if everyone else does)

[Kosher Ham]

Burgold, I think that is just the Kraft American. I could be wrong though.

[ArmchairRedskin]

What is wrong with having choices? If you don't like something thats fine. Bitching about other people liking stuff you don't like is stupid. We don't ***** at you all the time for liking the stupid Eagles.


You know whats wrong with America? Too much bitching!

[Pwyl]

Have you rooted for the eagles before? They are ****ing terrible. I've rooted for them mistakenly on a few scant occasions and have always left thinking the same thing; "man, this team is terrible.....who the hell actually roots for this ****?"

Then I realized that there are probably millions of idiots in America who knowingly root for them every week to put a trophy in their refridgerator. What exactly is this ****? Is it trying to be a WCO? Defensive team? Running team? This is exactly the point. they're trying to be all of the above. On the press package, it says they are good at "Passing, running, tackling and defense".......How is that even possible? That's like saying you like to engage in sexual activities with women, men, and small animals.

This is what's wrong with America. This one size fits all dumbing down of uneducated morons is where we are today as a society. Can you imagine one game of this **** being watched in DC or NY? Today is the Datona 500(we can't spell Floridian cities here in Philly). All over the ol US of A you can be sure that legions of uneducated rubes are eating burgers while watching the eagles while drinking a Miller Lite thinking that life just doesn't get any better.

You know what I want? I want one of you to tell me you honestly like this **** team so I can make fun of you mercilessly.
:evilg:

[Burgold]

Burgold, I think that is just the Kraft American. I could be wrong though.

You may be right. I was told this when doing a story on goat cheese. I remember the master cheese maker telling me this story (he'd won a couple of silver medals in the world cheese awards which interestingly enough is called the cheese Olympics).

It didn't surprise me that they would sneer at Kraft, but it did surprise me that they said it was never cheese at all. I hadn't the heart to ask them about my Oscar Meyer bologna ;)

[Barney B]

... I do wonder how you would know the difference between having sex with women, men and small animal. I do not have any experience to comment on the differences.

Entrance requirements for the Eagles Fan Club. :)

[Pwyl]

You may be right. I was told this when doing a story on goat cheese. I remember the master cheese maker telling me this story (he'd won a couple of silver medals in the world cheese awards which interestingly enough is called the cheese Olympics).

It didn't surprise me that they would sneer at Kraft, but it did surprise me that they said it was never cheese at all. I hadn't the heart to ask them about my Oscar Meyer bologna ;)

You can tell the difference by how the "cheese" is described on the package... the "fake" cheeses are called "cheese food" or "cheese product" and have ingredients like oils. the "real" cheeses are just called "american cheese". Kraft makes both kinds.

[DieselPwr44]

Take Heinz 57 out and replace it with Eagles fans and you have yourself a legit thread.

If you have THAT much free time on your hands.....

Here:

http://www.akdo.ca/images/products/Big/EJ053183.jpg

Get back to dusting that empty trophy case....

[MintHillSkinsFan]

I always want to know who eats this culinary nastiness.

http://rickywood.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/rapa-scrapple.jpg

And yes, Heinz 57 is disgusting. I don't know that it's what's wrong with America...but I know it's not right to put it on anything you want to eat.

Hey Man!!! Back off the Scrapple!!!! Scrapple is the best breakfast food ever invented! The only thing better than scrapple is scrapple with bacon and cheese!

[Kosher Ham]

Hey Man!!! Back off the Scrapple!!!! Scrapple is the best breakfast food ever invented! The only thing better than scrapple is scrapple with bacon and cheese!

:saber: :silly:

That Title belongs to bacon.

[Painkiller]

A1 Sauce is the ****. America rules!

**** A1 SAUCE!!!!!

Heinz 57 Sauce ROCKS!!!!!!


and America?????? **** YEA!!!!!!


:D

[mjah]

Oh come on people- am I the only one here (besides westy) who thinks this is spot-on? :ols: :ols:
I thought that part was pretty spot-on too. I have a few friends who would fit that description perfectly, if they didn't think 57 was a bit too upscale for their backyard get-togethers.

Since this seems to be the thread for it, I'd like to take a moment and state that after a couple of years of living here, it's inescapable that Eagles fans are bona fide navel-gazing goobers who live in the smallest worlds of anyone I've ever met outside of the lower 10 miles of St. Mary's County, MD. Philly residents collectively make all the Sullies I ever crossed in Boston look like Harvard-educated diplomats. I'm tempted to say that the Philly metro area has the same international cultural relevance as Heinz 57 -- but the comparison isn't perfect because Philly has a slightly stronger oil-refinery odor. My wife and I will be fine here, but I fear for our children. Best to get them the hell out of this area for college, so they can see what a place with a bright future looks like.

[SpringfieldSkins]

:evilg:

Good pull.



I personally find it humorous that Westy bashes Heinz 57 but doesn't tell us what the real sauce is. Really leaves me yearning for the decision on what sauce is right with America.

[dreamingwolf]

Hey Man!!! Back off the Scrapple!!!! Scrapple is the best breakfast food ever invented! The only thing better than scrapple is scrapple with bacon and cheese!

Blasphemey!

Bacon is the greatest breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert food. Not knocking scrapple, just setting you straight on the pecking order of greatest foods.

[Burgold]

Blasphemey!

Bacon is the greatest breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert food. Not knocking scrapple, just setting you straight on the pecking order of greatest foods.

Eating bacon at every meal... That's just not kosher.

[dreamingwolf]

I thought that part was pretty spot-on too. I have a few friends who would fit that description perfectly, if they didn't think 57 was a bit too upscale for their backyard get-togethers.

Since this seems to be the thread for it, I'd like to take a moment and state that after a couple of years of living here, it's inescapable that Eagles fans are bona fide navel-gazing goobers who live in the smallest worlds of anyone I've ever met outside of the lower 10 miles of St. Mary's County, MD. Philly residents collectively make all the Sullies I ever crossed in Boston look like Harvard-educated diplomats. I'm tempted to say that the Philly metro area has the same international cultural relevance as Heinz 57 -- but the comparison isn't perfect because Philly has a slightly stronger oil-refinery odor. My wife and I will be fine here, but I fear for our children. Best to get them the hell out of this area for college, so they can see what a place with a bright future looks like.

James Thrash demonstrated that he is a man of pure genious when he left us to goto filthy by leaving his wife and kids in this area till he was able to return.

[dreamingwolf]

That's just not kosher.

I can not concern myself with those who flagellate themselves

[mjah]

James Thrash demonstrated that he is a man of pure genious when he left us to goto filthy by leaving his wife and kids in this area till he was able to return.
Smart man. He knew that no matter how good you are, this city is eventually just going to turn on you anyway -- and only fictional boxers are exempt. It's best to lay the groundwork for your escape far in advance.

[Kosher Ham]

Eating bacon at every meal... That's just not kosher.

But bagels are ...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hxA4j4yxueY/SkBoRu7ShPI/AAAAAAAAHGU/-bcymLi74f8/s400/030.JPG

[Burgold]

But bagels are ...

That jpeg looks absolutely gross despite the fact that I kinda like bacon. What a gloppy mess. Is that Dr. Kavorkian's prescription for a heart attack or what?!

[Kosher Ham]

That jpeg looks absolutely gross despite the fact that I kinda like bacon. What a gloppy mess. Is that Dr. Kavorkian's prescription for a heart attack or what?!

haha. I think its just cream cheese. But it does look like a mess.

[Teller]

haha. I think its just cream cheese. But it does look like a mess.

A yummy ****in mess. :)

[zoony]

Since this seems to be the thread for it, I'd like to take a moment and state that after a couple of years of living here, it's inescapable that Eagles fans are bona fide navel-gazing goobers who live in the smallest worlds of anyone I've ever met outside of the lower 10 miles of St. Mary's County, MD. Philly residents collectively make all the Sullies I ever crossed in Boston look like Harvard-educated diplomats. I'm tempted to say that the Philly metro area has the same international cultural relevance as Heinz 57 -- but the comparison isn't perfect because Philly has a slightly stronger oil-refinery odor. My wife and I will be fine here, but I fear for our children. Best to get them the hell out of this area for college, so they can see what a place with a bright future looks like.

(I've always said this about philly. Check my posting history. We have 1000s of hillbilly and redneck jokes, but none about Philly. Obviously the people who write jokes never spent any time there)

True story-
I was on a plane once from Philly to Nashville- and about 10 NASCAR fans from Philly hop on board. You know the type. Loud, fat, hairy, etc.

Got to listen to them tell Tennessee Jokes the entire flight. Actually, the entire cabin did. 10 fat, ugly, mouth breathin, steak sammich eating buffoons decked out in NASCAR gear telling jokes about people from another state- while on a plane filled with said people headed to said state.

It was oh-so painfully ironic.

..........

[chipwhich]

It was oh-so painfully ironic.

..........

Kind of reminds me of my Ravens friend talking about the playoff game he went to in Tenn...Ravens/Titans. He was talking about all the people in the stands being backwoods low class rock dwellers.

I was thinking, have you never seen Baltimore fans hon? The irony.

[WVUforREDSKINS]

Heinz 57 is great!

[HighOnHendrix]

We don't ***** at you all the time for liking the stupid Eagles.


Yeah, actually we do. He deserves it, though. Sorry-ass Beagles.


Everyone has their crappy, curiously popular food products. Don't even get me started about Greece, Switzerland, South Korea, etc., etc...

How about these?

http://aussiefavourites.com.au/cornershop/images/vegemite175.jpg

http://www.eatoutzone.com/images/Vegemite.jpg

http://www.tigersandstrawberries.com/wp/wp-content/gulkand.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3232/2956266243_6fed05e8c0.jpg

[royallypwned]

No steak sauce should be used at all. It takes away the purpose. If you want a great tasting steak then marinate, season, and grill it well.

[Hubbs]

Don't forget....

http://joelschmoel.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/baconnaise.jpg

I really enjoy bacon, but this is where the love affair stops.

[HighOnHendrix]

You may be right. I was told this when doing a story on goat cheese. I remember the master cheese maker telling me this story (he'd won a couple of silver medals in the world cheese awards which interestingly enough is called the cheese Olympics).

It didn't surprise me that they would sneer at Kraft, but it did surprise me that they said it was never cheese at all. I hadn't the heart to ask them about my Oscar Meyer bologna ;)

According to the raccoons in "The Great Outdoors", it's lips and ass holes... ;)

[HighOnHendrix]

I really enjoy bacon, but this is where the love affair stops.

Uggh. It says "regular". I can't even begin to imagine what other flavors they have.

Here's another one I found:

http://ninecooks.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/oystersauce.jpg

And just in case you ever wondered:

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/imagestable-20of-20condiments.jpg

And apparently all condiments come in tubes in Switzerland.

http://inlinethumb18.webshots.com/46225/1280408742066135234S600x600Q85.jpg (http://travel.webshots.com/photo/1280408742066135234adJVVR)

[Ryman of the North]

Nascar sucks

[Obibyn23]

Looks like ol Westbrook turned on the ol moron magnet again.


Looks like it's still working West

[WVUforREDSKINS]

Vegemite < Yak balls

Whenever someone asks you to try a new food and they tell you that its "an acquired taste," tell them no thanks.

[mbws]

Heinz 57 is so wrong for America. Theresa Heinz Kerry owns a major share of the company. She is married to one of the most liberal members of the Senate. It's a disaster for America - an absolute disaster.

Are the Hunts and Del Montes affiliated with Republicans??? Sure hope so.



Ha Ha!!! That was a good joke. (I hope.)

[#98QBKiller]

At least Westy is right about the Miller lite.

[mbws]

Don't forget....

[photo of Baconaise]

I really enjoy bacon, but this is where the love affair stops.


Uggh. It says "regular". I can't even begin to imagine what other flavors they have.

...


Believe it or not, it also comes in Baconaise Light. :ols::ols::ols:



This stuff is really good on the Jimmy Dean Sausage on a stick wrapped in a pancake.


(as seen on The Daily Show)

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/02/26/jon-stewart-eats-pancake-wrapped-sausage-dipped-in-baconnaise/

Video is 4:39, but the reference starts just after the 2:00 mark.

[JeffSchmeff]

Uggh. It says "regular". I can't even begin to imagine what other flavors they have.

Here's another one I found:



Oyster sauce is legit. It's used in Thai cooking. Like fish sauce it smells like ass, but adds great flavor to dishes.

[Burgold]

Ha Ha!!! That was a good joke. (I hope.)

But I like Dole pineapple!

I remember as a kid really loving canned peaches and pineapple.

[hp703]

JIMMY DEAN PANCAKE SAUSAGE ON A STICK, TASTES LIKE FREEDOM


Oh yeah the shrimp sauce, that sort of looks pasty. Is also used into cooking, adding great flavors...but I wouldn't ever EVER use that as a spread

[IHOPSkins]

....... Can you imagine one bottle of this **** being sold in France or Italy?........No But

Its like Brown Sauce......and in England its on every pub table

.......Really leaves me yearning for the decision on what sauce is right with America.Mexican SALSA!.................However

The Stats might be off because Salsa costs more and has a shorter shelf life

True Story:
I was getting Real Fish and Chips in EnGAland, and after I had gotten Vinegar, Salt and Mayonaise (by accident) for free....the store CHARGED us for Ketchup...."That costs as well!"

[cyfar]

I have to agree that Heintz 57 is downright disgusting.

[China]

Thai Sweet Chili Sauce, great on chicken and fish.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/digitalmuse/Food/Buddha-Brand-sweet-chilli-sauce2.jpg

[Sweet Sassy Molassy]

Thai Sweet Chili Sauce, great on chicken and fish.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/digitalmuse/Food/Buddha-Brand-sweet-chilli-sauce2.jpg
Why stop at chicken and fish? I've put that **** on a hot dog before and it's amazing.

BTW, Westy, Bill Burr has something he'd like to say to you about your lovely city of Philadelphia: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1379763533

[John Lydon]

I love Heinz 57 sauce!
I'm not much of a Nascar fan though.... Guess that puts me in a grey area.....

[zoony]

Kind of reminds me of my Ravens friend talking about the playoff game he went to in Tenn...Ravens/Titans. He was talking about all the people in the stands being backwoods low class rock dwellers.

I was thinking, have you never seen Baltimore fans hon? The irony.



The thing about Titans fans is that they are so incredibly polite. I've been to 3 games at that stadium and I've never ceased to be amazed at how nice they are to opposing fans (with only one exception)

When I covered the game with Tarhog a few years back my wife and sister were in the stands decked out in Redskins stuff- the people around them thanked them for coming to Nashville and gave them suggestions on where to eat while in town, etc. Pretty amazing :ols:


I was also at the debut of Patrick Ramsey years ago- I was in the club section and the only B&G jersey in a sea of blue and white. Fans around me had a lot of fun with me and constantly were asking me questions about Redskin players, etc. It was really cool.

On the way out of that game- everyone was kind of shaking their head at me and saying "looks like Steve Spurrier is STILL kicking Tennessee's ass"

Pretty amazing place. I don't normally buy it when people say certain places have the nicest people- but I think that's genuinely true for large parts of the state.

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['Skins_&_'Stons]

Yes, Heinz 57 tastes like rotten garbage, but it has nothing to do with America. With that said sriracha is the world's greatest condiment.

http://www.reproport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/sriracha.jpg

[Prosperity]

I douse my food with that stuff whenever I get Thai. It is excellent.

[Destino]

Yes, Heinz 57 tastes like rotten garbage, but it has nothing to do with America. With that said sriracha is the world's greatest condiment.
I don't know about worlds greatest but it's the hot sauce I use most often in my kitchen, more fire than most without that horrid "hot sauce" taste that takes over your food.

[Mooka]

Vegemite < Yak balls

Whenever someone asks you to try a new food and they tell you that its "an acquired taste," tell them no thanks. That is the most foul, vile substance I have ever tasted.

Some Brits thought I was weird for eating Peanut Butter sandwiches and they ate that black snot on their toast.

[jpillian]

I'm sorry, but A1 is severely underrated. No doubt, a bad cut of meat is a bad cut of meat. But A1 can make Spam taste like filet mignon.

As for the chili sauces -- I'm taking notes.

[Hubbs]

Oh man, the fact that this is turning into a general thread about sauces is amazing. Sauces = win.

Does anyone know a place to get good peanut sauce? I used to buy it from this hole-in-the-wall Thai place when I was in college, but now that's far, far away and the ones I find at the Giants and Safeways of the world suck.

[boofMcboof]

Oh man, the fact that this is turning into a general thread about sauces is amazing. Sauces = win.

Does anyone know a place to get good peanut sauce? I used to buy it from this hole-in-the-wall Thai place when I was in college, but now that's far, far away and the ones I find at the Giants and Safeways of the world suck.


Make your own, it will be 100X better. Peanuts in a blender, add in a little safflower oil at a time. Things you can add: ginger, garlic, chili flakes, soy sauce. Some people heat the mixture on low heat in a pan, I enjoy it raw.

To loosen it up and use it on noodles add in some chicken broth.

[Park City Skins]

I'm sorry, but A1 is severely underrated. No doubt, a bad cut of meat is a bad cut of meat. But A1 can make Spam taste like filet mignon.

As for the chili sauces -- I'm taking notes.
I used to make a killer steak sammich,(way back when I was a cook at a restaurant),that I cooked on a flat plate. I think I posted that one in another thread somewhere. Anyway. Sliced prime rib,with sauteed peppers,(preferably red,but also used green),onions,sometimes mushrooms,cheddar and swiss cheese,and A1. Oh yeah. Mixed it all together on that hot plate then put it on some nice grilled french bread. Had to take a shower when you got done eating it. :D

[Westbrook36]

Sriracha is the tits. Now that's a sauce a man can stand behind. Honestly, how can anyone have guests over to their house if you had a bottle of Heinz 57 in your fridge? Your guests automatically think you have to use all 65 points of your IQ just to get to the supermarket to pick some up.

[Special K]

Westbrook, is there anything in America that you don't hate? Besides the Eagles of course...

[Westbrook36]

I love this country, toots. Let's get a few things straight.

The only things I don't like, generally, is the soft mentality from a majority of American "Men" as well as the sheep/herd mentality from others. When I make these threads, I'm actually just trying to do my part to help other Americans. They might not have had the benefit of growing up and experiencing things like I have so it's really not their fault if they don't know right from wrong. That's why I am here.

[LaxBuddy21]

Heinz 57 is delicious! I like a variety of sauces and that is just one I keep in my fridge to mix things up. My go to sauce is my crystal hot sauce or my A1. I can put either of those on just about anything to add some flavor where there is none. I really think there are more things to worry about in life then what kind of sauce people like...

[Roger.Staubach]

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The best ever. Great for chili, pizza, sausage. Can only find it in ethnic stores.