Going To A Dinner, Sitting At A Table With Palin Tonight

[McD5]

Oh yes.

Sarah is in Orlando tonight, at some dinner/charity fundraiser.

By chance, the restaurant manager is my best friend of 15 years. I also happen to be his best client.

So two days ago he calls me, asks if I want to go, and asks if I am okay with a security/background check to be seated at her table for dinner.

After faxing my info yesterday, I just got the call that I passed, and that I will be sweeping her off of her feet this evening.

Now....for the tailgate liberals, if you are extra nice, I will see if I can post some pics tomorrow of her saying hello to you. :pfft:

[Rocky21]

The table will probably be like King Arthur's table but if you're lucky she'll be sitting across from you playing footsy. That would be better than sitting across from Newt Gingrich.

[McD5]

The table will probably be like King Arthur's table but if you're lucky she'll be sitting across from you playing footsy. That would be better than sitting across from Newt Gingrich.

Yep. I am expecting 10-12 other people at the table, probably most of them being local political dorks, and maybe one or two cool VIPs. Maybe even a Magic player, and then any big client that my friend is trying to impress.

I will be suggesting shots every ten minutes to break up what is sure to be boring political talk and ass-kissing.

[HOF44]

Yep. I am expecting 10-12 other people at the table, probably most of them being local political dorks

Call one of the political dorks a retard, that should liven things up! ;)

[Rocky21]

Call one of the political dorks a retard, that should liven things up! ;):ols: After the shots of course.

[skinsfan_1215]

Hope you enjoy the moose on the menu. :)

[Skinz4Life12]

get her hammered McD5 and post pics

[Botched]

I'd be afraid that posting about it here would violate my security clearance.

[McD5]

get her hammered McD5 and post pics

I already know what it is going to be.

A bunch of local politicians trying to get Palin's support on local issues...etc.

Everyone trying to get autographs or pictures.

I'm not too big on that, and definitely wouldn't stand in line for anyone's autograph.

And I am sure that she will be occupied the entire evening. But it is a suit/tie event, a great dinner, and some drinks with my friend.

[ThinSkin]

Tell her ThinSkin says YO

[aREDSKIN]

get her hammered mcd5 and post pics

+1

[RememberOsaka]

Ask Sarah which direction she thinks the Dow is headed.

[McD5]

+1

:ols: I wish.

I seriously doubt she is going to be drinking anything there tonight. But a man can dream.:laugh:

Hopefully there are at least some hot interns/assistants there. Maybe they can have a drink.

[BALLz]

Leave your meat thermometer at home

[alexey]

You should tell her your idea of printing $13 trillion and giving it out to everybody. She may like it :D

[Enzo]

Ask her what Russia looks like from her house. Also ask her what she reads & that Katie Couric says "Hey!"

[Gracelander]

Try to sit next to her, maybe get a stinky pinky.

[Mad Mike]

Ask her if she's looked closely at the FinallyFast.com commercial. :D
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=318883

Seriously though. I would go in a heartbeat. Not because I'm a fan. Just because it's a rare opportunity. Have fun.

[McD5]

Ask her if she's looked closely at the FinallyFast.com commercial. :D
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=318883

Seriously though. I would go in a heartbeat. Not because I'm a fan. Just because it's a rare opportunity. Have fun.

Same here.

I didn't even think it was that big of a deal, but I just found the link for the event.

Good God, people pay a lot of money for this.

http://ocrec.org/html/lincoln_day_dinner_with_sarah_.htm

[HOF44]

Sounds like if your getting a seat as a favor from the restaurant manager they must not have been able to sell all those 5000 seats at Sarah's table. Kinda surprising. I figured they could sell those.

[THEREALTOR1]

I'm curious to know what she smells like. From what I can tell of her pictures, she looks like she smells terrific...

:paranoid:

[McD5]

Sounds like if your getting a seat as a favor from the restaurant manager they must not have been able to sell all those 5000 seats at Sarah's table. Kinda surprising. I figured they could sell those.

I just saw that. That is insane! Who would pay that kind of money to sit with any politician? Maybe the Pres. That's about it.

I am sure they will make as many of those tables as are necessary. And she would bounce back and forth between a couple for that kind of price.

Who knows? We'll see.




I'm curious to know what she smells like. From what I can tell of her pictures, she looks like she smells terrific...

:paranoid:

She's hot. No doubt about that.

[Goskinz0721]

Have a couple of cocktails, look her straight in the eye and slur "Loosen up, Sarah baby"

[Dan T.]

I'm curious to know what she smells like. From what I can tell of her pictures, she looks like she smells terrific...

:paranoid:

I imagine a combination of wild salmon and moose.

[McD5]

Have a couple of cocktails, look her straight in the eye and slur "Loosen up, Sarah baby"

I imagine she is pretty fun.

It's the 5 balding guys at the table, wanting to discuss the new rail system and their political dreams, that I will be avoiding.

[Midnight Judges]

Chances are you're going to be disappointed dude. I played in a charity golf event sponsored by a Senator and two congressman. The add said "Come play golf with Mel Martinez!"

He wasn't even there. :ols: I was pissed.

[McD5]

Chances are you're going to be disappointed dude. I played in a charity golf event sponsored by a Senator and two congressman. The add said "Come play golf with Mel Martinez!"

He wasn't even there. :ols: I was pissed.

Oh I don't doubt this.

Now I am sure she will be there. And Romney and a few others. Here is the link.

http://ocrec.org/html/lincoln_day_dinner_with_sarah_.htm

I honestly have no interest in talking politics with any of them. Nor do I get any kick out of a photo opp. I don't have her book, and probably wouldn't even get through it if I did.

It was just out of the blue. I will go and have a great dinner, hopefully see some people that I know, drool at some eye-candy, and just unwind after a long week.

[THEREALTOR1]

I imagine a combination of wild salmon and moose.

:cloud9:

Mmmm, I bet that does smell terrific!

:ols:

[THEREALTOR1]

Oh I don't doubt this.

Now I am sure she will be there. And Romney and a few others. Here is the link.

http://ocrec.org/html/lincoln_day_dinner_with_sarah_.htm

I honestly have no interest in talking politics with any of them. Nor do I get any kick out of a photo opp. I don't have her book, and probably wouldn't even get through it if I did.

It was just out of the blue. I will go and have a great dinner, hopefully see some people that I know, drool at some eye-candy, and just unwind after a long week.

Admit it, your intentions are to try to woo her with your infinite knowledge of the once great Washington Redskin running back, a Mr. Ladell Betts.

http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=244755

:ols:

[McD5]

Admit it, your intentions are to try to woo her with your infinite knowledge of the once great Washington Redskin running back, a Mr. Ladell Betts.

http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=244755

:ols:

Yes. You nailed it.

My MO tonight is going to be the exact opposite of 99% of the political dweebs there.

Those people will be hounding her.

If she wants a break from that badgering, maybe she will strike up a non-political conversation with me.

If not, one of her lucky assistants will be on the receiving end of my own version of "shock and awe.":pfft:

[Bang]

Blow in her ear.
See if it moves her hair on the other side

~Bang

[THEREALTOR1]

If she wants a break from that badgering, maybe she will strike up a non-political conversation with me.

If not, one of her lucky assistants will be on the receiving end of my own version of "shock and awe.":pfft:

:ols:

[Sikbug]

Tell her I said I hope she falls out of a helicopter while shooting moose or bears or black people or whatever she does out there.

[Rocky21]

Blow in her ear.
See if it moves her hair on the other side

~Bang:pfft:
/ thread

[Predicto]

ljs is going to die of jealousy when she reads this.

[McD5]

Tell her I said I hope she falls out of a helicopter while shooting moose or bears or black people or whatever she does out there.

Sure thing.

[Sikbug]

Sure thing.


LoL, thanks for making my day.

[CallMeGreen]

Ask her to show you baby pictures, of hers and Bristol's kid. Probably best to stay off the breast-feeding topic though.

Then after you do that, ask her that if she runs for Prez in 2012, if she thinks Romney would be a good VP candidate. Ask it loudly enough that Romney hears it from the other side of the room.

[Mickalino]

I'd be afraid that posting about it here would violate my security clearance.

Interesting that he replied to every post, except this one. ;)

[McD5]

Ask her to show you baby pictures, of hers and Bristol's kid. Probably best to stay off the breast-feeding topic though.

Then after you do that, ask her that if she runs for Prez in 2012, if she thinks Romney would be a good VP candidate. Ask it loudly enough that Romney hears it from the other side of the room.

No Bristol talk. No political talk either.

"What do you like to do for fun talk only."

[Mickalino]

Blow in her ear.
See if it moves her hair on the other side

~Bang


:pfft:
/ thread

Have you guys seen pictures of Sarah Palin ?

The way she typically wears her hair, it doesn't cover her ears.

[SlobberknockerSkinsFan]

Ask her what she thought of Lisa Ann's portrayal of her in Who's Nailin Paylin...

:laugh: :drooley: :notworthy:

[McD5]

Interesting that he replied to every post, except this one. ;)

You mean me Mick?

I don't have any security clearance, nor need one for my job.

I guess they just screen anyone who might be in close proximity of her.

I wonder if they pat the crowd down at the entrance. I would imagine so.

[Bang]

Have you guys seen pictures of Sarah Palin ?

The way she typically wears her hair, it doesn't cover her ears.
So then maybe it will whistle

~Bang

[Destino]

Mention your favorite south park episode.

[McD5]

Ask her what she thought of Lisa Ann's portrayal of her in Who's Nailin Paylin...

:laugh: :drooley: :notworthy:

:ols: There you go. I just want to make sure I get dinner and drinks before getting escorted out.

[SlobberknockerSkinsFan]

:ols: There you go. I just want to make sure I get dinner and drinks before getting escorted out.


I hear ya... You knew it was coming thought, didn't ya... Somebody had to do it it's just that I apparently have the sickest mind on the board...

[Heisenberg]

Make sure you offer her your amazing stock market advice.


Hopefully she'll listen so that she can't afford a campaign in 2012.

[ThinSkin]

Tell her you know how it feels to get hammered by psychos everyday......You belong to The Tailgate....:)

[Alcoholic Zebra]

Bring a pad and paper, or just use your phone, and count how many times she winks at people.

P.S. I've heard she's prettier in person than you'd think.

[McD5]

Make sure you offer her your amazing stock market advice.


Hopefully she'll listen and will lose so much money that she can't help fund a campaign in 2012.

Now this I would love. To manage money for her. I just read where she is giving up her normal "$100k appearance fee" for tonight. Man, that must be nice.



Tell her you know how it feels to get hammered by psychos everyday......You belong to The Tailgate....:)

Yep. I wish I could take a pic with her, and a sign shouting out to some of the liberal tin foil wearers in here.:)

[Heisenberg]

Now this I would love. To manage money for her. I just read where she is giving up her normal "$100k appearance fee" for tonight. Man, that must be nice.



Palin would certainly be a lock in 2012 if she announced you as her chief financial advisor.

[McD5]

Palin would certainly be a lock in 2012 if she announced you as her chief financial advisor.

Yes. She certainly wouldn't have to raise as much money, and would probably win in a landslide on my belief in a large tax rebate.

[Heisenberg]

Yes. She certainly wouldn't have to raise as much money, and would probably win in a landslide on my belief in a large tax rebate.


:ols::ols::ols:

[MattFancy]

100k apperance fee? Holy crap!

[McD5]

100k apperance fee? Holy crap!

That's what I thought too. Man that must be nice.

And I have been doing my ES appearances for free all these years.:drooley:

[MattFancy]

That's what I thought too. Man that must be nice.

And I have been doing my ES appearances for free all these years.:drooley:

I wonder if that really is alot though. I wonder what other politicans and celebrities charge. I mean if the average is like $10k or so, then that is alot. But even still, $100k to show up eat dinner and talk for an hour or so...where was this major in college?

[mcsluggo]

No Bristol talk. No political talk either.

"What do you like to do for fun talk only."

try to have your zipper up when you ask that...

(although according to my 1970 version of "how to pick up girls", it is helpful if you wear a bigass belt buckle, and loop your thumbs in your beltloops.... all to gently draw her attention to your package)
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/03/studies_in_crap_10.php

[THEREALTOR1]

No Bristol talk.

EDIT: nevermind...

[Forehead]

P.S. I've heard she's prettier in person than you'd think.

I've heard this as well, that apparently she's a total knockout for her age. Please do be reporting.

This is certainly more interesting than my large-scale meeting with AG Eric Holder next week.

[DeanCollins]

Wear a necktie with baby seals and polar bears on it.

[THEREALTOR1]

Alright McD, where you at? Until we hear from you, i'm just gonna assume that you're pre-occupied making Sarah breakfast in bed this morning. :D

[RememberOsaka]

Alright McD, where you at? Until we hear from you, i'm just gonna assume that you're pre-occupied making Sarah breakfast in bed this morning. :D

Now that would be just wrong. Family values and all.

[Corcaigh]

Alright McD, where you at? Until we hear from you, i'm just gonna assume that you're pre-occupied making Sarah breakfast in bed this morning. :D

More likely that "Lone wolf" McD5 is probably on the run and Plain is pursing in a helicopter about to shoot him.

[DieselPwr44]

Palin: McD5, in your opinion, what is the solution to our healthcare problem?

McD5: I'd appoint Ladell Betts to handle it. He knows alot...and I'm mean ALOT of how the healthcare system works, first hand.

Palin: What about the environment and the department of interior?

McD5: Most definitely ask Dwight Howard about that. Stan Van Gundy should be in charge of that operation too.

They're the greatest.

BTW, I'd take 100k and put it on the Magic to go all the way. I guarantee it.

[Burgold]

Have fun... I suggest you go Riggo-style

Hey, Sarah baby lighten up.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

ask her if her daughter is into 6'5 white conservative guys for me...and then give her my number :pfft:

thanks in advance McD5. :thumbsup:

[Mickalino]

Palin: McD5, in your opinion, what is the solution to our healthcare problem?

McD5: I'd appoint Ladell Betts to handle it. He knows alot...and I'm mean ALOT of how the healthcare system works, first hand.



Why, because he gets injured so damn much ??? :ols:

[Mickalino]

ask her if her daughter is into 6'5 white conservative guys for me...and then give her my number :pfft:

thanks in advance McD5. :thumbsup:

:secret: her daughter is caucasian

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

:secret: her daughter is caucasian

:whoknows: so? she might like Inuits or something since she lives in Alaska :pfft:

[DieselPwr44]

why, because he gets injured so damn much ??? :ols:

Isn't it obvious? lol

[Jumbo]

...He's quite entertaining at times, and has always been cooperative with staff (he does have good self-preservation skills) but I do crack up a little at the idea that most anyone who has been around here awhile and pays attention would actually believe McD5 about almost anything he says...;) :D

[DieselPwr44]

...He's quite entertaining at times, and has always been cooperative with staff (he does have good self-preservation skills) but I do crack up a little at the idea that most anyone who has been around here awhile and pays attention would actually believe McD5 about almost anything he says...;) :D

McD5: a real life Walter Mitty

[Cooked Crack]

ask her if her daughter is into 6'5 white conservative guys for me...and then give her my number :pfft:

thanks in advance McD5. :thumbsup:
She's got 3 daughters. Which one are you talking about? :paranoid:

[Mickalino]

:whoknows: so? she might like Inuits or something since she lives in Alaska :pfft:

I was referring to your preferences, not hers :poke:

[chipwhich]

...He's quite entertaining at times, and has always been cooperative with staff (he does have good self-preservation skills) but I do crack up a little at the idea that most anyone who has been around here awhile and pays attention would actually believe McD5 about almost anything he says...;) :D

He is entertaining. I like the fact that she had dinner last night in a convention center ball room. And McD5's best friend of 15 years manages that restaurant. ;)

[McD5]

Good afternoon.

Just back from boxing, and am now being yelled at to go shopping and run some errands, but wanted to check in. I will post a longer synopsis later, for anyone interested. **Makes note** Never drink late before attempting boxing practice at the age of 40 again.:doh: So stupid, I thought I was going to die.

The event last night was interesting. Heavy rain all day and evening probably kept some people away. A $250 minimum entry fee likely also had something to do with it.

It really wasn't what I expected. And that was both good and bad. I have never been to a serious political fundraising event before, and that's exactly what this was. This wasn't a book singing event.

A few things that stood out immediately, many that reinforced previous stereotypes commonly held. Some are good for the GOP, and some are bad. And some are neither, but were certainly interesting:

1. Security was nonexistent. No metal detectors. No security even at the entrance. No visible feds walking around in suits. They relied on the local police inside the hotel, but they weren't out in big numbers. This really surprised me. There weren't even people at the front door taking tickets, to make sure that you had paid. Anyone determined to do so, could have literally walked right in for free. People were more interested in promoting the party, and in their own self-interests.

[Mickalino]

1. Security was nonexistent. No metal detectors. No security even at the entrance. No visible feds walking around in suits.

Sarah Palin don't need security.

http://www.claytoncramer.com/pictures/PalinWithEBR.jpg

[McD5]

2. The first thing that I noticed when I entered was a silent auction. Again, the theme of the evening was to raise as much money as possible for the party.

In addition to the things you would expect to see, like autographed Reagan books, autographed Bush 1 pictures and other stuff of that sort, the auction table was filled with sports memorabilia. Tons of it.

I learned that a few sports figures have very strong political opinions, and they provided a lot of items to help the cause.

Unfortunately, there were no Redskins items. :mad:

A few names really stood out. These people donated many different things:

Drew Brees
Tim Tebow
Wayne Gretzky
Alex Rodriguez
Troy Aikman

Signed jerseys, hockey pucks, footballs--anything from their respective sports.

Baseball had a strong presence too. Serious collectors with a keen eye probably could have found some real values. I am not one, so that didn't include me. But autographed bats and jerseys from people like Mantle, Ruth and Pete Rose were displayed prominently.

[Mickalino]

1. Security was nonexistent. No metal detectors. No security even at the entrance. No visible feds walking around in suits. They relied on the local police inside the hotel, but they weren't out in big numbers. This really surprised me. There weren't even people at the front door taking tickets, to make sure that you had paid. Anyone determined to do so, could have literally walked right in for free. People were more interested in promoting the party, and in their own self-interests.


2. The first thing that I noticed when I entered was a silent auction. Again, the theme of the evening was to raise as much money as possible for the party.

In addition to the things you would expect to see, like autographed Reagan books, autographed Bush 1 pictures and other stuff of that sort, the auction table was filled with sports memorabilia. Tons of it.

I learned that a few sports figures have very strong political opinions, and they provided a lot of items to help the cause.

Unfortunately, there were no Redskins items. :mad:

A few names really stood out. These people donated many different things:

Drew Brees
Tim Tebow
Wayne Gretzky
Alex Rodriguez
Troy Aikman

Signed jerseys, hockey pucks, footballs--anything from their respective sports.

Baseball had a strong presence too. Serious collectors with a keen eye probably could have found some real values. I am not one, so that didn't include me. But autographed bats and jerseys from people like Mantle, Ruth and Pete Rose were displayed prominently.

People came here to hear about Sarah Palin :hammer: :laugh:

S-A-R-A-H P-A-L-I-N

[McD5]

3. There was also a live auction later in the evening, just before Palin spoke. I didn't expect to see a live auctioneer. IMHO, it kind of lessened the experience. Cheapened it, really. But I suppose that isn't uncommon at fundraisers.

2 interesting items there:

1. Two flags, one from the state of Alaska, and one from the state of Florida(I live in Florida, where the event was held.)

Both were autographed by Palin. It also included a picture of you and her, and a written thank you note by her. They would then be framed, to be hung on a wall.

That package was finally won with a winning bid of $4,000. I personally thought that was defiling flags, with her actually writing on them--it just seemed kind of strange.


The second item that was interesting really was cool. A serious collector's piece.

It was one of only three daggers, presented to General Norman Schwarzkopf an opposing commander after Operation Desert Storm. Prior to the event, they were displaying this as the big item. They believed it would go for $20k.

It finally sold for $8k. I was surprised at that low price. That was at least something very rare, with a real military significance.

[McD5]

People came here to hear about Sarah Palin :hammer: :laugh:

S-A-R-A-H P-A-L-I-N

I am painting a picture of the entire event, for anyone who might be considering going to one in the future.

Kind of blog style, without a timeline.

[Burgundy Burner]

I am painting a picture of the entire event, for anyone who might be considering going to one in the future.

Kind of blog style, without a timeline.

I'm enjoying it.

[Mickalino]

I am painting a picture of the entire event

You're no artist - you're teasing us and you know it, so just cough up the pics of Palin :silly:

Are you afraid I'm going to sell the pics on eBay or something ?

[McD5]

Now to the crowd:

For this section, I would suggest putting all petty political bickering aside. I am just describing what I saw, and we have enough partisan bs on this forum already.

I would put the crowd size at 1,500.


The crowd was comprised of four distinct groups:

1. Extremely wealthy, successful businessmen. Putting the political bs aside, the GOP definitely draws the pro-business community. Especially those earning more than $250k a year, for obvious reasons.

The most well-known business names in central Florida were there, and they were cheering loudly.

Disney was the top sponsor, and their top brass were there.

The top of the Orlando Magic was there.

And the ceo of Rosen hotels, the ceo of the country's largest timeshare enterprise, and the top lawyers were all there.

If you are anyone recognizable in central Florida business--from car dealers to restaurant owners, you were there.


2. Incredibly hot women, not surprising, atttached to the arms of the successful businessmen. **Ducks from backlash from any female members of the forum**:pfft:

Let's be real. Incredibly beautiful women often times end up next to extreme wealth. Last night was no exception. It was a very good-looking crowd. I fell in love or lust, I am not sure which, every thirty feet or so.

50 year old businessmen, faces of which you recognize from local or national tv, were attached to 25-30 year old bombshells.


3. Politicians. Lots of them. Mostly local level people running for everything imaginable, and trying to shake hands.


4. Serious political fans--many of them women. Many could go head-to-head right here in the tailgate.:pfft:

These people were passionate. And they love Palin. At times, it almost resembled a cult-like fervor. Personally, I would never pay to attend an event such as this. But many people would, and did.

Remembering to put political bs aside, I can tell you this--She definitely has that "it" factor that draws crowds. Next to Obama, I am not sure how many others have a bigger crowd following. Some may believe that she isn't "smart enough" on some political issues, but she definitely has a strong following.

[.THEkid.]

Did you get the chance to play footsy with her? :silly:

[Mickalino]

Palin also singled out one Central Florida Democratic politician: U.S Rep. Alan Grayson of Orlando. Palin said voters need to remove the fiery millionaire lawyer in November.

"Do it for the rest of America," she said in a speech lasting about 40 minutes.

"I'm sure Palin knows all about politics in Central Florida, since from her porch she can see Winter Park," Grayson responded.

:ols:

[McD5]

Did you get the chance to play footsy with her? :silly:

No. But she is extremely hot. There is no denying that. She really is even more attractive in person. She is in amazing shape, and rock hard. She is probably a size 2 or 3.

Okay....I have to run off for a few hours. I will finish later.

There really aren't any big other comments or stories--just some other observations.

I did sit down with her, and met her daughters. There really isn't any big story to tell there, but I will wrap it up when I return.

Much of the dinner was spent with people trying to meet her.

She was very nice, funny, and for lack of a better term, down-to-earth. Exactly what one would expect. No big surprise.

[SKINS@THEGOALLINE]

The event last night was interesting. Heavy rain all day and evening probably kept some people away. A $250 minimum entry fee likely also had something to do with it.


Mingle with any "Real Americans"? :ols:

[Barney B]

Sarah Palin don't need security.

http://www.claytoncramer.com/pictures/PalinWithEBR.jpg

What she DOES need, even after all these years, is some training in firearm safety. She's got her finger on the trigger of a rifle with a photographer standing in front of her, for chrissakes.

[Chopper Dave]

Poop in her soup

[DeanCollins]

no pic with MD5 at Palins table =:bsflag: :pfft:

[Mickalino]

no pic with MD5 at Palins table =:bsflag: :pfft:


but I do crack up a little at the idea that most anyone who has been around here awhile and pays attention would actually believe McD5 about almost anything he says...;) :D

[Dan T.]

What she DOES need, even after all these years, is some training in firearm safety. She's got her finger on the trigger of a rifle with a photographer standing in front of her, for chrissakes.

A member of the media? She knew what she was doing. That was no accident.

[Soup]

Make sure to take lots of pictures and share with the rest of us common people please....

I don't believe you McD5 but I like the fact that you try.

[Mickalino]

Poop in her soup


Make sure to take lots of pictures and share with the rest of us common people please....

Are you gonna let him talk about you like that, Soup ? :pfft:

[Soup]

Are you gonna let him talk about you like that, Soup ? :pfft:

I don't know how I'll be able to do that without getting in trouble. HOw could I do that inside of her?? :D

[Baculus]

Palin also singled out one Central Florida Democratic politician: U.S Rep. Alan Grayson of Orlando. Palin said voters need to remove the fiery millionaire lawyer in November.

"Do it for the rest of America," she said in a speech lasting about 40 minutes.

"I'm sure Palin knows all about politics in Central Florida, since from her porch she can see Winter Park," Grayson responded.

:ols:

Aha!

I dig that Grayson guy.

Did Palin allow reporters to this event, or did she bar them, as she usually does?

[Soup]

I found a documentary film based on McD5 life, its HERE (http://blog.beliefnet.com/bibleandculture/assets_c/2009/09/the-informant-poster1-thumb-450x665-8056.jpg)


Please mods change his name to the Informant. That would be so funny :ols:

[Spartacus87]

I found a documentary film based on McD5 life, its HERE (http://blog.beliefnet.com/bibleandculture/assets_c/2009/09/the-informant-poster1-thumb-450x665-8056.jpg)
:ols:

[DeanCollins]

it's always refreshing to know that there Are bigger attention whores than you lol

[Mickalino]

it's always refreshing to know that there Are bigger attention whores than you lol

Who do you mean by "you" ? :paranoid:

[skinsfan_1215]

it's always refreshing to know that there Are bigger attention whores than you lol

Definitely. In terms of attention whoring, Palin>>>>McD5. :silly:

[ACW]

2. Incredibly hot women, not surprising, atttached to the arms of the successful businessmen. **Ducks from backlash from any female members of the forum**:pfft:

Let's be real. Incredibly beautiful women often times end up next to extreme wealth. Last night was no exception. It was a very good-looking crowd. I fell in love or lust, I am not sure which, every thirty feet or so.

50 year old businessmen, faces of which you recognize from local or national tv, were attached to 25-30 year old bombshells.:needpics: of said bombshells.

[DeanCollins]

Who do you mean by "you" ? :paranoid:

If the bathing suit fits... :pfft:

http://www.gorillasushi.com/images/imce/Image/Jason/attentionwhore.jpg

[chipwhich]

I don't believe you McD5 but I like the fact that you try.

I believe he attended the function.

What is laughable is his implication of faxing of paperwork to get approved from a security perspective.

And his "they weren't even there to collect tickets".

He might have gotten a free invite to the gala as they couldn't sell all of the seats. He definitely wasn't sitting at her table. ;)

[Spartacus87]

Has McD5 ever posted any pictures of anything he's claimed to have done or been a part of?

[Seabee1973]

Ask her what Russia looks like from her house. Also ask her what she reads & that Katie Couric says "Hey!"


Still believe Tina Fey

[Mickalino]

I expect McD5's next post to go something along these lines......

"My battery died in my camera, so all the pics of me and Sarah, came out completely pitch black."

;)

[Soup]

I expect McD5's next post to go something along these lines......

"My battery died in my camera, so all the pics of me and Sarah, came out completely pitch black."

;)

He can come up with something better. like, Palin went over to his table because He's the best looking guy there. At that very moment space aliens came down and took McD5. At first he was scared but then the aliens told him about their horrible portfolios and wanted stock advice. McD5 told them he expected the DOW to go down for St. Patricks day because all the drunks would clog the roads and the economy would shut down. Then they made him king of the universe. He did manage to take photos of palin but he left the camera on the mothership after the aliens dropped off at his house.

[Mickalino]

He can come up with something better. like, Palin went over to his table because He's the best looking guy there. At that very moment space aliens came down and took McD5. At first he was scared but then the aliens told him about their horrible portfolios and wanted stock advice. McD5 told them he expected the DOW to go down for St. Patricks day because all the drunks would clog the roads and the economy would shut down. Then they made him king of the universe. He did manage to take photos of palin but he left the camera on the mothership after the aliens dropped off at his house.

You left out the part where LaDell Betts rescues him from the aliens, so he can return to ES to tell us the great story about it.

[PokerPacker]

You left out the part where LaDell Betts rescues him from the aliens, so he can return to ES to tell us the great story about it.

well he was just in the middle of making that post when Squirrels chewed through his broadband connection.

[Fergasun]

I'm interested in hearing about what goes on at these things... so thanks for the non-Palin slant.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

I'm interested in hearing about what goes on at these things... so thanks for the non-Palin slant.

I think you missed everything in the thread...apparently McD was embellishing his life :whoknows:

[AsburySkinsFan]

I expect McD5's next post to go something along these lines......

"My battery died in my camera, so all the pics of me and Sarah, came out completely pitch black."

;)
Nahhh, the lack of pictures only serves to prove that Palin is indeed a life sucking vampire whose image cannot be captured, heck just ask McCain she fed off him and nearly bled him dry during the campaign.:ols:

Sorry couldn't resist.

[jrmooref]

Ask Sarah which direction she thinks the Dow is headed.

ask her to spell DOW

[Burgold]

I suspect the fact that we haven't heard from McD5 can only mean one thing. Palin has hired him as a chief economic advisor on financial matters.

We'll know this for certain if the next time Palin speaks, she's scrawled a chart on her hand.