If William Perry was "The Fridge," What appliance would Haynesworth be?

[Go_Jibbs!]

I'm thinking a garbage disposal perhaps...

[Soup]

is a toilet considered an appliance???

[jkypoo]

the ****house

[MGutta]

He just the guy that eats everything out of the fridge.... no analogy needed

[GritzRgreat]

the "can opener"










God i hope someone gets that....

[MassSkinsFan]

The Food Processor (or is that Professor?)

[styx491]

A toaster. When it gets really heated, it turns off.

[gowen]

the trash can

[LeftCoast Skinz FAN]

"The Dishwasher" - cause he cleans his plates.

[Chanhillbilly]

Diaper Genie... aka the s-bag...

http://http://friendpages.com/photos/82/1395282.main.jpg

[acuratl1984]

Pepsi Machine

[kramdizzle]

the microwave because it's great, but only for a short period of time

[elkabong82]

the stove?

[W1N_SKINS]

The Vacuum eats everything

[Stew]

If Perry was the Fridge, Haynesworth is the walk-in Freezer.

[Burgundy Burner]

He's an unremodled kitchen. It's ugly and it's there. Not much else to add.

[Se7en 8te N9ne]

Another vote for the toilet.

[THEREALTOR1]

My furnace

[elkabong82]

Another vote for the toilet.

I'd go with outhouse

[Buddha]

The Dutch oven?

[ATLredskin]

I was about to say you completely stole this thread from me, but you are asking the wrong question. The real question is do you think we will use Haynesworth the way the Bears used William Perry. You always here Shanahan talk about "if I ask him to play safety, linebacker, or cornerback then he needs to be ready to play those positons". Well it went something like that, but the point is I don't think Shanahan think Haynesworth is worth all that money.

Like he probably think if you are getting paid 100 mil then you need to be able to play other positions and have a impact in other areas of the game. Which brings me to asking the question can we use Haynesworth in goaline packages/short yardage situations like William Perry. Can he be our fullback in those scenarios? Hell can we use him how the Bucs used Sapp? William Perry stole a carry or 2 from the great Walter Payton so why not steal one from Portis or LJ??? If we wanted to run up the middle you guys think Casey Rabach can move the pile?

[clietas]

Which brings me to asking the question can we use Haynesworth in goaline packages/short yardage situations like William Perry. Can he be our fullback in those scenarios?

No he can't because he gets winded just playing on defense. :evilg:

[essex03]

Is a hair dryer an appliance?
A TON of hot air and really doesn't do anything but frazzle your head.

[jsharrin55]

Another vote for microwave.

The longer you're in contact, the more life you have sucked out of you.

For good measure...1:55 mark :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zReX7OpfZXY

[ddub52]

The woman.

[IONTOP]

The flashlight... Always works when you don't need it to, but when the power goes out it can't perform...

[SeanTaylorthePunterSlayer]

"The Dishwasher" - cause he cleans his plates.

this one may work. he's big and greedy. i like it.

[bulldog]

Is a toilet an appliance? :D

[jflow78]

http://socialismdoesntwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/money-wasting-shredder.jpg
Definitely a money shredder

[Supreme Wu]

He'd be the $3,000 restaurant-quality cappucino maker that came without an 'on' switch that you lost the receipt for

[TheMalcolmConnection]

the "can opener"










God i hope someone gets that....


The Upper Decker.

God, I hope someone gets THAT. ;)

[SkinsCrushCowboys]

Showtime Rotisserie ("Set it, and forget it!)

[harrycrumbs]

A busted coffee grinder - doesn't grind out when it's button is pushed

blender - good for a few shakes

[Burgundy Burner]

He earned a new nickname today...

The Potty Break Kid.

:ols:

[praise_gibbs]

http://joeljamescomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/george-Foreman-grilling1.gif

[Ashburn Dave]

The Dumpster for taking a dump during drills.

[cphil006]

Viking oven range

[Fan035]

A generator - an apparatus in which vapor or gas is formed.

[GritzRgreat]

The Upper Decker.

God, I hope someone gets THAT. ;)

cus he's full of ****??;)

[kevinklein]

Salami slicer.

[Chopper Dave]

The Big City Slider Station; an overpriced, useless piece of **** that only works half the time and is disappointing when it does work.

[Teller]

The Silt Fence.

Because all he's really good for is holding the ground down.

[BraveWarrior]

The 'Whine' rack

[d0ublestr0ker0ll]

The Dutch oven?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kX3htCfXgVU/SkWUSkPtkwI/AAAAAAAACBk/3K-Zk5lx-bg/s400/winner.jpg

[pokerhog]

The electric douchebag?

[SWFLSkins]

a Toaster, has the ability to burn things only when it wants to, otherwise just sits there useless.

[chow184]

the broken vending machine

all it does is eat money

[Stugein]

the broken vending machine

all it does is eat money

Oooooh, good one.

[MattFancy]

The Garbage Disposal

[hp703]

Easy bake oven :silly:

[grhqofb5]

Peanut butter deep fryer?

[SAli457180]

I would go with a broken fridge that's stinkin' up everything in the joint.

[SKOALSKIN]

He would be the breadmaker. Because he makes bread and is only used once or twice.

[cyfar]

Right now...the 100 Million dollar foot warmer.

[Go_Jibbs!]

The 'Whine' rack

HA! Love this one.

:helmet:

[HailGreen28]

Gotta be the toilet, to reference failing the first test.

[doghouse4x4]

Peanut butter deep fryer?
The Deep Fat Fryer!

[Section123OnSundays]

Pooper Scooper

[VPromuto65]

Septic Tank :D

[grhqofb5]

Ok, seriously I think that's enough. This sort of reminds me of how everyone used to make fun of the big fat mean kid in 3rd grade, until one day the kid finally broke down and you realized how cruel it was to make fun of him for being fat. It seems to be getting to that point right about now.:helmet:

[gutlead74]

The dildo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RichmondRedskin88]

A tool

or

Tea kettle(Blows a lot of hot air)

[OriginalWhizzinator]

The woman.
http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff348/neverslipped/guncontrolworks-1.jpg

are you serious with a political hitler sig on a football messageboard?

[SlinginSammy HOF '63]

The broken fridge. Neither one works.

[SlinginSammy HOF '63]

The dildo!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know man. That's a gift that keeps on giving if you're a woman.

[ChiefPowhatan17]

The empty kegerator

[pjfootballer]

Broken ATM Machine. You can put money in, but get nothing in return.

[pjfootballer]

Ok, seriously I think that's enough. This sort of reminds me of how everyone used to make fun of the big fat mean kid in 3rd grade, until one day the kid finally broke down and you realized how cruel it was to make fun of him for being fat. It seems to be getting to that point right about now.:helmet:

I'm sure he won't being seeing these anytime soon. And if he did, I doubt he'd cry. He's a grown man. You're acting like his teacher. You actually think you can stop people on an internet for making fun of a guy who has basically given the organization and the fans the finger in the offseason? To quote Ochocinco- Please Child!

[Dondrae474]

I like the garbage disposal. I am hoping that he ends up being a beast for the team this season.

[Rocky52Mc]

A paperweight.

[jayneal7]

The Dumpster.

[gutlead74]

I don't know man. That's a gift that keeps on giving if you're a woman.

It also keeps ****ing you

[E-Dog Night]

The Lazy Susan

or

The Bidet

[dizzinator53]

The Magic Bullet. It's awesome the 1st 3 times it's used, then it just falls apart and lies there.

[dizzinator53]

I'm sure he won't being seeing these anytime soon. And if he did, I doubt he'd cry. He's a grown man. You're acting like his teacher. You actually think you can stop people on an internet for making fun of a guy who has basically given the organization and the fans the finger in the offseason? To quote Ochocinco- Please Child!


Haha misquote Ochocinco! It's "Child Please." lol.

[Gigantor]

The ICEMAKER, 'cause QBs see him coming and they freeze.

[Gigantor]

Mountain Dew, 'cause he's big like a mountain and knows what to do.

[Rdskn4Lyf21]

What appliance would classify as Shanahan's *****?

[sens11]

The Crapper!

[ciresolstice]

The old jumbotron that got removed from Fedex Field... as he should be. With that said, he's not a work out guy, his stamina/work ethic stinks..but But if he at least does what he did last season, or better I think we're better with him than without.

[paloffs]

I would just call him a tool.

[MusicCitySkin]

A slap chop--it's overpriced, doesn't work, and breaks easily.

[Papabear]

He would be a Hummer in my book.

Slow and expensive.