The Age of the Sex Cannon is Nigh

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

The Dragon is about to be unleashed. Already, you can feel the excitment. 50 yard passes on 3rd and 1. Cheerleader panties falling. Pick 6s all over the place.

I'm giddy.

Honestly, it feels like I'm 8 and it's December 16th.

Is there a Team Rexy shirt I can buy?

[Hitman21ST]

http://i25.tinypic.com/28qryap.jpg

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

I want a mask of that perplexed expression Interceptus Rexus ALWAYS wears in utter astonishment after the latest pick of a "Santana's covered by 4 defenders on third and four with the game on the line? **** it I'm going long" barnstorming decision. He genuinely believes his arm will win out in any situation, and is dumbfounded every time it doesn't, bless him.

Hail.

[moondog]

Great thread! I definitely needed some comic relief. Last week I tried to defend our offense - couldn't have been more wrong. Still can't believe Shanny put Grossman in yesterday, but our offense looked horrific all day - I'm looking at you O-line/McNabb.

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

I'm not sure that this is a joke thread.

I am legitimately exceited about the idea of Grossman starting here. I think there is a legit 1.5 percent chance that he is going to be an All Pro someday.

And I like them odds.

[Homercles82]

Good old Sexy Rexy. The kid cracks me up.

[SkinsCrushCowboys]

Sexy = paloffs.....book it

[zoony]

Spurrier is STILL ****ing us without lube. :doh1:

Pretty impressive, actually.

[Boss_Hogg]

wait, he's starting?

[D'KanSkinFan]

What is the percentages with Hunter Smith? :D We've seen him throw TD's.........

Get real here - McNabb needs to NOT have his toes stomped. :silly:

[Taylor4Life]

Here is the Wikipedia entry for Rex "**** it I'm going deep" Grossman:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rex_Grossman

:ols:

[Homercles82]

wait, he's starting?

No, but some feel he may soon. If this season is going to tank, which I am not saying it will and I hope it does not, I want Sexy Rexy manning the helm.

[S.T.real,lights,out]

WooHooo!! Sexy Rexy baby!! :doh:

lol

[Skinzfever2010]

Seriously it might be upon us

"Just talked to Rex Grossman for a while, he was told to be on high alert during the week to play, so appears that Shanahan was thinking this about" 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android

PER Chris Russell Twitter


smh.. I'm on panic mode now. Rex sucks. This sucks.

http://twitter.com/russellmania09

Hail!

[torch7]

Here is the Wikipedia entry for Rex "**** it I'm going deep" Grossman:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rex_Grossman

:ols:



:ols::ols::ols:

Could have warned me... random outburst of laughter in a quiet office = not good.


Mm'm, gingerbread...

[LetThePointsSoar]

LKB - thanks for the smile through all the noise in here today :)

[Homercles82]

Seriously it might be upon us

"Just talked to Rex Grossman for a while, he was told to be on high alert during the week to play, so appears that Shanahan was thinking this about" 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android

PER Chris Russell Twitter


smh.. I'm on panic mode now. Rex sucks. This sucks.

http://twitter.com/russellmania09


Hail!

McNabb hasn't been that good so I wouldn't blame them.

[Dan T.]

The musical "Hair" is currently playing at the Kennedy Center in DC .

"The Age of the Sex Cannon Is Nigh" sounds like a number from that musical.

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

Here is the Wikipedia entry for Rex "**** it I'm going deep" Grossman:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rex_Grossman

:ols:

Why have I not gotten onto this site before?

That was hilarious.

Hail.

[Boss_Hogg]

if Rex Grossman starts against Philly...eck.

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

Rex Grossman.

Say it softly and it sounds like praying. Say it loud and it sounds like music playing.

[Thirtyfive2seven]

If they actually start Grossman , At home, against McNabbs former team... The writing is one the wall. seriously.

[Taylor4Life]

I saw this from some blog:


Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But **** that. Dumpoff passes are for douches. I'm ****ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my **** hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? **** that. That's lame. Button hook? Lame. Flare out? Lame. Screen pass? Dane Cook lame. This is ****ing football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that ****. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a *****. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

:ols:

I hope I don't get in trouble for this post.:(

[thebluefood]

Rex Grossman.

Say it softly and it sounds like praying. Say it loud and it sounds like music playing.

:ols: Damn it, dude! I almost pissed myself.

[Dirt]

"2 minute offense skillz. I has them"
-Rex

[Tastes Like Chicken]

Hail to the Rex-skins!
Hail victory!
Dragon on the warpath!
Fight! Sexy Rexy!! :point2sky