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tr1
November-7th-2010, 06:56 PM
I'm in beautiful Tucson, AZ...about to watch the pathetic pukes lose to the Packers.

Remember, the pukes sucked BEFORE Romo went down...no excuses puke fans.:ols:

The drama tonight is who will replace Kitna.

(P.S., I actually saw a guy at the Safeway on Broadway today wearing an MB III authentic...Mrs. tr1 threaten to kill me if I said anything.

So, I didn't...:()

DeMarco Murray 29
November-7th-2010, 06:59 PM
Packers 365
Dallas -40

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:03 PM
Packers 365
Dallas -40

I'm taking the over.

Hey, TN41, did you ever think the pukes had so many quitters on the team?

DeMarco Murray 29
November-7th-2010, 07:04 PM
I did not. It's pathetic.

The looks on their faces are like somebody stole their lunches.

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 07:09 PM
I did not. It's pathetic.

The looks on their faces are like somebody stole their lunches.

Larry Allen's back?!

Mickalino
November-7th-2010, 07:12 PM
I(P.S., I actually saw a guy at the Safeway on Broadway today wearing an MB III authentic...Mrs. tr1 threaten to kill me if I said anything.

Who's MB ? Mark Brunell ?

DeMarco Murray 29
November-7th-2010, 07:12 PM
Who's MB ? Mark Brunell ?

Marlon Brando

thebluefood
November-7th-2010, 07:14 PM
Marlon Brando

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTt9yj6E6-xuzDId0DFL_yEAvLuNsc-lZsWV4GgrE-c7DKP_jc&t=1&usg=__qLMkjNBHEgM5-c9s_bboki0YlxA=

"Hey ROMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:26 PM
Gonna try to keep track of the 'talent' noun tonight.

I'm expecting to hear it about 15 times tonight....:rotflmao:

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 07:30 PM
Gonna try to keep track of the 'talent' noun tonight.

I'm expecting to hear it about 15 times tonight....:rotflmao:

Once so far by Jennings. :ols:

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:30 PM
Greg Jennings mentions 'talent'!

:rotflmao:

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 07:32 PM
Marion, you're 1-6, quit ****ing struttin.

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 07:33 PM
Great drive, Pokes!

Mooka
November-7th-2010, 07:34 PM
3 straight runs after pledging to run the ball more. Genius Garrett... pure genius!

Just like Martz opening up the Buffalo game today with 3 straight Matt Forte runs after pledging to get him more involved. Forte went no-where today.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:35 PM
MB III is money!...Ask his agent.

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 07:37 PM
Michelle Jenkins is so overrated.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 07:38 PM
MB III is money!...Ask his agent.

haha. Not. It would probably be best for MBIII and hist agent if MB got cut. That way, they could work another deal and the agent could get another percentage of the signing bonus.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:38 PM
Wade calls TO in GB's first drive.

Brilliant.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:39 PM
Newman falls down.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 07:39 PM
Jordy will kill the Cowboys this game. In one fashion or another.

Mooka
November-7th-2010, 07:40 PM
Newman falls down. He seems to fall down a lot.

Is there such thing as a clumsy CB?

thebluefood
November-7th-2010, 07:41 PM
Great catch by James Jones.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 07:43 PM
keep celebrating, you 1-6 clowns.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 07:44 PM
He seems to fall down a lot.

Is there such thing as a clumsy CB?

In his defense, he does have a rib injury. He shouldn't be playing as he is more of a liability than an asset.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:45 PM
Another dumb penalty after a positive play.

Puke fans, you should be proud.

Mooka
November-7th-2010, 07:45 PM
Illegal what?

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 07:45 PM
that was a BS call. Newman 'kicked' it??? Whatever.

DeMarco Murray 29
November-7th-2010, 07:46 PM
that was a BS call. Newman 'kicked' it??? Whatever.

Agreed. He avoided it, fell down, ball hits his foot and its a kick.

I thought he Leon Lett'd that one!

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 07:47 PM
Agreed. He avoided it, fell down, ball hits his foot and its a kick.

I thought he Leon Lett'd that one!

yeah.. you would think that Cowboys players, of all players, would avoid the ball post-block.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 07:48 PM
You can only hope to contain Bennett.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:49 PM
'Talented'

Two.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:50 PM
Nice duck by Kitna...:rotflmao:

Mooka
November-7th-2010, 07:50 PM
That might be the prettiest looking interception I've ever seen.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:50 PM
You can only hope to contain Bennett.

His feet do a good job of that.

DeMarco Murray 29
November-7th-2010, 07:51 PM
Can we please put McGee in.

3 runs on first drive = 3 & out.

2nd drive = 5 passes.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 07:51 PM
ball hit ground on INT?

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 07:51 PM
If Romo threw it, Austin would've caught it.

/sarcasm

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 07:52 PM
His feet do a good job of that.

I was talking about his oratory skills. :)

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:53 PM
Can we please put McGee in.

3 runs on first drive = 3 & out.

2nd drive = 5 passes.

Garrett has brilliant play calling.

I GMU PATRIOT I
November-7th-2010, 07:53 PM
I love seeing dallas lose, but shouldn't they start winning soon? I don't want them getting a high draft pick. I guess this is the last game they can lose but after that I want them to pick it up.

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 07:54 PM
Gotta love how Jerruh gets to talk to the media about making adjustments. You aren't the coach, Jerruh. You just think you are.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:55 PM
Where sucks against the run...maybe somebody will notice.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:56 PM
I love seeing dallas lose, but shouldn't they start winning soon? I don't want them getting a high draft pick. I guess this is the last game they can lose but after that I want them to pick it up.

Jerrruh is their GM...don't worry.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 07:57 PM
That defense is just AWESOME!

:rotflmao:

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 07:59 PM
Where sucks against the run...maybe somebody will notice.

you are blind.

Duckus
November-7th-2010, 07:59 PM
This might have already been said - but does the Koooooooooooooooooooooon chant in GB annoy anyone else. I feel like they are trying to copy our Coooooooooooooooooley chant.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:01 PM
Packers score...pukes about to fold.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:01 PM
This might have already been said - but does the Koooooooooooooooooooooon chant in GB annoy anyone else. I feel like they are trying to copy our Coooooooooooooooooley chant.

who are trying to copy the "moooooooooooooooose' chant.

MrSilverMaC
November-7th-2010, 08:02 PM
I'm in beautiful Tucson, AZ...about to watch the pathetic pukes lose to the Packers.

Remember, the pukes sucked BEFORE Romo went down...no excuses puke fans.:ols:

The drama tonight is who will replace Kitna.

(P.S., I actually saw a guy at the Safeway on Broadway today wearing an MB III authentic...Mrs. tr1 threaten to kill me if I said anything.

So, I didn't...:()


Lol, off topic I know, but what are you doing here in Tucson?

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:02 PM
Packers score...pukes about to fold.

'about to'? You see any energy from the Cowboys (besides Brady?)

Mooka
November-7th-2010, 08:02 PM
Is everyone sure Ware is one of the best defensive players in the league? He looks lost out there today.

Not so easy is it when your offense doesn't score points... eh?

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:04 PM
Is everyone sure Ware is one of the best defensive players in the league? He looks lost out there today.

Not so easy is it when your offense doesn't score points... eh?

Yes. I am sure. He's the best in the division. 2nd best in the conference. 3rd best in the league.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:05 PM
Is everyone sure Ware is one of the best defensive players in the league? He looks lost out there today.

Not so easy is it when your offense doesn't score points... eh?

It's easy to blitz when you're up by 14...

Ratliff is the key to that defense.

Where is hype.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:05 PM
Spike that ball rookie. Show em that you belong with the rest of the brainless idiots.

****ing clowns.

DeMarco Murray 29
November-7th-2010, 08:05 PM
Packers score...pukes about to fold.

They folded about 4 weeks ago lol

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:05 PM
Yes. I am sure. He's the best in the division. 2nd best in the conference. 3rd best in the league.

Orakpo is way better than Where.

He doesn't need a supporting cast.

Duckus
November-7th-2010, 08:07 PM
Yes. I am sure. He's the best in the division. 2nd best in the conference. 3rd best in the league.

He is by far the most "talented" DE in the NFL. . . . like the rest of this Cowboys team :ols:. All this "talent."

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 08:07 PM
They gotta show Where get multiple sacks against the Skins, of course.

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:07 PM
Down goes Kitna!

I_Bleed_B&G
November-7th-2010, 08:07 PM
Matthews is just ridiculous!!

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:08 PM
Kitna is just awesome!

Romo would have thrown a pick.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:08 PM
Pukes....three and OUT.

Bzapf
November-7th-2010, 08:09 PM
Gurode didn't even try to block Matthews. Pathetic.

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 08:09 PM
Who get's more "white guy love"

Matthews in GB or Hillis in Cleveland?

PokerPacker
November-7th-2010, 08:09 PM
:munchout: good stuff

Dukes and Skins
November-7th-2010, 08:11 PM
Gurode didn't even try to block Matthews. Pathetic.

Matthews is already just dominating that OL he's getting routinely around guys

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:13 PM
Rodgers ran over Newman :ols:

Mooka
November-7th-2010, 08:13 PM
This game is awesome. :ols:

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:13 PM
Orakpo is way better than Where.

He doesn't need a supporting cast.

Please. Orakpo isn't in the same league. And what supporting cast are you talking about?? Our talented CB crew? Our superb safeties? Our lightning fast middle linebackers? Our non-existent DLine? What, exactly, has Ratliff done to arouse you this year?

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:14 PM
Jenkins looks like a girl.

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:14 PM
Cowboys CBs just falling all over the place. :ols:

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:15 PM
Pukes' dbs defensive technique involves illegal contact.

Awesome!

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:16 PM
Pukes are now down by 14.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:16 PM
why challenge????

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:17 PM
Wade Phillips has a cupcake in his pocket.

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:17 PM
It's ok, this is all part of the script. Dallas is actually going to let Green Bay go up by 24 at halftime, and THEN they make a great comeback win to kickstart their 9 straight regular season winning streak that will eventually propel them to the Super Bowl.

Right Roy?

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:17 PM
Jenkins looks like a girl.

Plays like one, too.

Duckus
November-7th-2010, 08:17 PM
Please. Orakpo isn't in the same league. And what supporting cast are you talking about?? Our talented CB crew? Our superb safeties? Our lightning fast middle linebackers? Our non-existent DLine? What, exactly, has Ratliff done to arouse you this year?

:ols: :ols: Not in the same league? ****ing please. :ols:

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:17 PM
Okay, here comes the epic fold by the pukes.

The egos aren't going to risk injury.

They're about to take the night off.

That getting back to basics really, really paid off...:rotflmao:

Dukes and Skins
November-7th-2010, 08:18 PM
And another TD for the Packers. Dear James Jones Washington would love to have you as a receiver

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:18 PM
Please. Orakpo isn't in the same league. And what supporting cast are you talking about?? Our talented CB crew? Our superb safeties? Our lightning fast middle linebackers? Our non-existent DLine? What, exactly, has Ratliff done to arouse you this year?

:rotflmao:

Remind me again why Dallas didn't win week 1?

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:18 PM
Wade Phillips has a cupcake in his pocket.

I would wager that you are correct. :)

I would also wager that he would fight you for it.

Inquisitor
November-7th-2010, 08:18 PM
The Cowboys are just gutless, what a sorry bunch of quitters. So much for the long shot of having these scrubs pull out a miracle and help their fellow NFC East'ers along the path of securing a no.1 seed.

I looking forward to my Giants absolutely dismantling them next week at home.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:19 PM
It's ok, this is all part of the script. Dallas is actually going to let Green Bay go up by 24 at halftime, and THEN they make a great comeback win to kickstart their 9 straight regular season winning streak that will eventually propel them to the Super Bowl.

Right Roy?

Hey, Kitna is a winner!

:rotflmao:

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:19 PM
Wade is a desperate, desperate man.

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:19 PM
Take that, Jerruh

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:20 PM
:rotflmao:

Remind me again why Dallas didn't win week 1?

Hmm...

Tashard fumble?
Lack of devotion to running game?
Poor playcalling?
There are a ****-ton of reasons.

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:20 PM
:ols:

Collinsworth just made me laugh for the first time about Jerruh leaping. LMAO

FanboyOf91
November-7th-2010, 08:20 PM
I would not be surprised if Wade develops a drug addiction by Week 11.

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:20 PM
Hmm...

Tashard fumble?
Lack of devotion to running game?
Poor playcalling?
There are a ****-ton of reasons.

Let me make this simpler.

Why didn't Dallas get the TD on the last play of the game? :)

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:22 PM
Let me make this simpler.

Why didn't Dallas get the TD on the last play of the game? :)

You can pick cherries all day.

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:23 PM
"You have Miles Austin going up against an undrafted free agent..."

Hey Collinsworth, you moron, AUSTIN WAS A UDFA TOO!

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:23 PM
Down by 14, the pukes go for a home run.

Desperation.

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:24 PM
You can pick cherries all day.

No. THAT play cost them the game. Had there been no holding, Dallas would have two wins right now.

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:24 PM
Aww, look at Romo trying to grow a beard. That's so cute.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:24 PM
Let me make this simpler.

Why didn't Dallas get the TD on the last play of the game? :)

Touche.

I_Bleed_B&G
November-7th-2010, 08:24 PM
Matthews just blew up Barber!!!. WOW

RichmondRedskin88
November-7th-2010, 08:25 PM
Owned and Ouch

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:25 PM
Witten has given up.

Quitters.

:rotflmao:

mbws
November-7th-2010, 08:25 PM
who are trying to copy the "moooooooooooooooose' chant.

Boog Powell begs to differ.

Mooka
November-7th-2010, 08:25 PM
Holy ****. Clay Mathews just owned the entire Dallas offense.

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:25 PM
Rapunzel blew Barber up right there. :ols:

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:25 PM
Do the pukes have a first down?

PokerPacker
November-7th-2010, 08:26 PM
Ugh, Pickett hurt again

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 08:26 PM
Let me make this simpler.

Why didn't Dallas get the TD on the last play of the game? :)

Because of Rak.

Also, because Miles Austin only scores when up or down by more than one score. ;)

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:27 PM
Ugh, Pickett hurt again

Do you guys have any D-lineman left?

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:28 PM
Is it possible that, with the exception of Thanksgiving, the pukes won't make national TV again this year?

Even the hype machine can't overcome a 1-7 start.

Duckus
November-7th-2010, 08:29 PM
Hey guys, this is a serious question. Have you ever seen a team with as much talent as the Cowboys? I mean, everywhere you look there is talent. Hell, there water boys are ****ing talented as ****. You see how they hydrate? Talent.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:29 PM
I guess the pukes didn't work on facemask penalties this week...:rotflmao:

Dukes and Skins
November-7th-2010, 08:30 PM
Is it possible that, with the exception of Thanksgiving, the pukes won't make national TV again this year?

Even the hype machine can't overcome a 1-7 start.

Who knows at this point what they would do about national TV games.

RAAZ227
November-7th-2010, 08:30 PM
Imploding!!!

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:31 PM
Well, when I think of the pukes, I think of talent...talent...talent...talent...talent...talen t...talent...talent...talent...talent...talent...t alent...talent...talent...talent...talent...talent ...talent...talent...talent...talent...talent...ta lent...talent...talent...talent...talent...talent. ..talent...talent...talent...talent...talent...tal ent...talent...talent...talent...talent...talent.. .talent...talent...talent...talent...talent...tale nt...talent...talent.

Dukes and Skins
November-7th-2010, 08:31 PM
Look at Kuhn go man that was a mack truck hole. Looking at the replay that was a terrible blown assignment

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:32 PM
Even Collinsworth can't defend them anymore. That's when you've hit the tipping point.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:32 PM
Is it possible that, with the exception of Thanksgiving, the pukes won't make national TV again this year?

Even the hype machine can't overcome a 1-7 start.

Earlier today, Fox called next week's Boys/Giants game the "game of the week"

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:34 PM
"Jenkins gets beat again!"

:rotflmao:

Inquisitor
November-7th-2010, 08:34 PM
Is it possible that, with the exception of Thanksgiving, the pukes won't make national TV again this year?

Even the hype machine can't overcome a 1-7 start.

Next week the Cowboy's will be featured on Fox's "America's game" slot against the Giants.

So that's at least two weeks where the Cowboys will have a wide national audience to illustrate just how pathetic they truly are.

Dukes and Skins
November-7th-2010, 08:34 PM
Is it possible to say that Aaron Rodgers is the best passer right now in the NFL? The throws he's made tonight in tough spots are dead on

IrepDC
November-7th-2010, 08:34 PM
This is fun :)

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:37 PM
know what sucks? It's supposed to be a draft that is weak on the Oline front.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:37 PM
Is it possible to say that Aaron Rodgers is the best passer right now in the NFL? The throws he's made tonight in tough spots are dead on

He was this good in college...and got passed over by SF for Alex Smith. Had he lasted, I doubt Gibbs would have grabbed him, either.:(

SuperSkinette
November-7th-2010, 08:37 PM
It's almost not even fun to make fun of the Cowboys at this point, they blow so much...

Almost :)

Duckus
November-7th-2010, 08:37 PM
I am pissed that there is a rule that owners can't coach a team. How amazing would it be to see Skeletor fire Pizza Party Wade Phillips and then coach himself the final 8 weeks.

I_Bleed_B&G
November-7th-2010, 08:37 PM
HAHAHA. 21-0 Packers!

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:38 PM
Packers up 21-0.

That talented puke team has given up.

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 08:38 PM
IIIIIIIIIIIII Don't want to work, I just want to bang on this drum allllll dddaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!

21-0

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:38 PM
Hey Wade, look a little more dumbfounded. It's not like you're known as a defensive coach or anything.

Mickalino
November-7th-2010, 08:38 PM
Romo is such a schmuck.

Standin on the sidelines just laughing away while his team is playing with a record of 1-6 AND getting their butts whooped.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:39 PM
I am pissed that there is a rule that owners can't coach a team. How amazing would it be to see Skeletor fire Pizza Party Wade Phillips and then coach himself the final 8 weeks.

I have no doubt that Jerry could/would do a better job than Wade at this point.

I_Bleed_B&G
November-7th-2010, 08:39 PM
LOL..... 28-0 now!!!

Bwahahahahah.. No timeouts left to challenge. HAHA

Unforgiven
November-7th-2010, 08:39 PM
When it rains it pours, Wade is gone come Monday.

SuperSkinette
November-7th-2010, 08:39 PM
LOVE seeing Keith Brooking all beat up and worn out. What happened to his crazy pre-game hype rants?

LOL at the TD.

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 08:39 PM
This is becoming a curb-stomping.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:39 PM
Td!!!!

28-0!!

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:39 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rotflmao:

Duckus
November-7th-2010, 08:40 PM
know what sucks? It's supposed to be a draft that is weak on the Oline front.

You guys will probably go WR or RB. You do remember who your GM is right?

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/he-man/skeletor.jpg

Califan007
November-7th-2010, 08:40 PM
Did that just happen?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! :rotflmao:

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:40 PM
Wade screws his team!

Awesome!

willygogo
November-7th-2010, 08:40 PM
Oh man, this is fantastic.

macnoke03
November-7th-2010, 08:40 PM
Hahahahaha....this is hilarious.

bcl05
November-7th-2010, 08:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is delicious.

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 08:40 PM
They didn't have the TO to challenge!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA!

vnmenon1
November-7th-2010, 08:40 PM
ahahahahhaah and THEY COULDNT CHALLENGE IT BAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Hubbs
November-7th-2010, 08:40 PM
There's the Wade Phillips Face again.

This is ****ing awesome. :ols:

Mooka
November-7th-2010, 08:41 PM
:ols:



:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:



And they can;t challenge!!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! :ols:

Ruff Stuff
November-7th-2010, 08:41 PM
ahahahaha can't challenge

RAAZ227
November-7th-2010, 08:41 PM
Wooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:41 PM
haha


This is beyond funny

Cremins
November-7th-2010, 08:41 PM
Is anyone else enjoying this as much as I am?

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:41 PM
LMAO! They even suck with timeout management.

G.A.C.O.L.B.
November-7th-2010, 08:41 PM
I'm trying to think if in my lifetime there has ever been a supposed Super Bowl contender who went on to be in contention for the #1 overall pick. I mean there have been teams who bombed and straight missed the playoffs, maybe finished with 5-6 wins, but I can't remember a single one who sucked as bad as Dallas has.

ADF
November-7th-2010, 08:42 PM
Wow! This is epic!

terrifNick21
November-7th-2010, 08:42 PM
Is anyone else enjoying this as much as I am?

*raises hand

I ****ing LOOOOOVE it. :ols:

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:42 PM
Ah damn, Cowboys caught a small break. Oh well, let's see how they **** this gift up.

I_Bleed_B&G
November-7th-2010, 08:42 PM
Is anyone else enjoying this as much as I am?

The world is enjoying this moment!

RAAZ227
November-7th-2010, 08:42 PM
Woooooooowwwwwwww

Unforgiven
November-7th-2010, 08:42 PM
I'm going to be truly shocked if Wade Phillips is the coach of the Dallas Cowboys at this time next week. That man makes Jim Zorn look brilliant.

PokerPacker
November-7th-2010, 08:42 PM
Do you guys have any D-lineman left?

Well Pickett and Jenkins are back, and we picked up NT Howard Green off waivers (dropped by the jets and signed him just in time to play him against them last week). So our D-line is fine today other than losing Pickett again. Depth-wise, we lost former 1st rounder Justin Harrell as happens each year, and 2nd round pick Mike Neal, leaving us with 7th round pick C.J. Wilson and 2nd year 6th round pick Jarius Wynn as the reserves, who played surprisingly well and kept the Jets off the board last week.

G.A.C.O.L.B.
November-7th-2010, 08:42 PM
Is anyone else enjoying this as much as I am?

I was hoping they would lose but kinda keep it close. I don't want Wade to be fired :(

RichmondRedskin88
November-7th-2010, 08:42 PM
When it rains it pours. Dallas is 100 ft underwater right now.

zskins
November-7th-2010, 08:43 PM
haha


This is beyond funny

Pukes fans: When does the hurting stop!?! :ols:

Mickalino
November-7th-2010, 08:43 PM
What a bunch of ass announcers, making it look like everything this season is just bad luck.

Referring to the fumble and lack of timeout challenge "And these are the types of things that happen to the Cowboys this season"

Yea, it's all happening to them, like they're the victims, and have no responsibility whatsoever in their suckage.

TD_washingtonredskins
November-7th-2010, 08:44 PM
Dallas just got screwed by that call. Granted, it's their fault for being out of timeouts, but that was a pretty obvious mistake by the refs. I guess this specific scenario is why the NFL still doesn't like refs to just let plays go and figure it out after the fact...sometimes there is no "after the fact."

Oh well, sucks for Dallas.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:44 PM
I'm going to be truly shocked if Wade Phillips is the coach of the Dallas Cowboys at this time next week. That man makes Jim Zorn look brilliant.

While I agree with Jerry that there really is no upside to firing his couch now, I also agree with everyone else in America that Wade must go. Immediately.

SuperSkinette
November-7th-2010, 08:45 PM
If I hear ANY sportscaster say that Dallas is still in it after this week, my brain may implode. Even Collinsworth is starting to give up on them.

Kindred
November-7th-2010, 08:45 PM
This is unreal. They have got to be the most overrated team EVER.

Chase M
November-7th-2010, 08:46 PM
All the years Dallas looked down on us and luaghed....I SPIT ON YOU DALLAS!!!! HAHAHAHA

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:46 PM
Dallas just got screwed by that call. Granted, it's their fault for being out of timeouts, but that was a pretty obvious mistake by the refs. I guess this specific scenario is why the NFL still doesn't like refs to just let plays go and figure it out after the fact...sometimes there is no "after the fact."

Oh well, sucks for Dallas.

But on the other side, if that had been a fumble but called down, and GB was out of timeouts, they'd get screwed out of 7. Or if they win a challenge they get the ball there. So I can see (especially after the Cutler fumbled called incomplete by Houculi a few years ago) why the NFL has the "hold the whistle on close plays and let them play out" stance.

RichmondRedskin88
November-7th-2010, 08:46 PM
You know whats sad? Redskins fans know what its like to be blown out and screwed by stuff by the down by contact rule.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:46 PM
Question: What running back did Jerruh skip over to pick Felix?

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 08:46 PM
Your mascara is smudged, Brooking.

RichmondRedskin88
November-7th-2010, 08:47 PM
LOL Cowboys went back to basics this week and their basically awful. CLASSIC!!!

macnoke03
November-7th-2010, 08:47 PM
LOL..."the Cowboys went back to basics this week and they are basically awful" LMAO.

I_Bleed_B&G
November-7th-2010, 08:47 PM
HAHA... The annoucers are making me laugh..

"The cowboys went back to basics this week, and they are basically awful". LOL

ADF
November-7th-2010, 08:47 PM
I think Collinsworth was speechless for a moment there.

Mooka
November-7th-2010, 08:47 PM
What a scrub.

Dallas traded a first round pick for that loser?

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:47 PM
Wow. Almost INT turns almost TD turns incomplete. That was a lot of insanity in 1 play.

G.A.C.O.L.B.
November-7th-2010, 08:48 PM
Dallas just got screwed by that call. Granted, it's their fault for being out of timeouts, but that was a pretty obvious mistake by the refs. I guess this specific scenario is why the NFL still doesn't like refs to just let plays go and figure it out after the fact...sometimes there is no "after the fact."

Oh well, sucks for Dallas.

I've watched four games closely today. Lions/Jets, Raiders/Chiefs, Eagles/Colts and this one. The refs sucked in all four. The Raiders/Chiefs game was embarrassing and that hit to Manning's head call at the end of the Eagles/Colts game was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

I_Bleed_B&G
November-7th-2010, 08:49 PM
Damn they score

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 08:49 PM
Nice push off.

skinsforlife101
November-7th-2010, 08:49 PM
We might not be the best team in the NFL but at least we are better then the Cowboys!!!!

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:49 PM
Awww, no shutout. Good, maybe Tubby has some life left.

Mickalino
November-7th-2010, 08:49 PM
John Kitna has a really big head

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 08:49 PM
This is embarassing...the Cowboys are pitiful. Say goodbye to half the coaching staff and players, and hello to a few (more) years of mediocrity.

tr1
November-7th-2010, 08:49 PM
Way too much celebrating by the pukes...they need to look at the score board.

macnoke03
November-7th-2010, 08:50 PM
As much as Dallas blows, Bryant is going to be an absolute stud in this league.

G.A.C.O.L.B.
November-7th-2010, 08:50 PM
Lol, Wade Phillips is so depressed. Did you all see his face after Bryant's TD? "Whatever :( I hate my life :("

HOGnificent
November-7th-2010, 08:50 PM
how do u celebrate when your down 21 pts :ols: rookies!

GhostofSparta
November-7th-2010, 08:50 PM
GB has all 3 TOs. Go for the FG! Gut shot!

Chase M
November-7th-2010, 08:51 PM
I wonder what Aikman is doing right now.....;)

BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93
November-7th-2010, 08:52 PM
We think we had it bad last year...if I was a pukes fan, I'd be on the ledge

this may be the worst season for one team ever with the extreme expectations and extreme failures
it really Is mindboggling

But it still feels damn good!

RichmondRedskin88
November-7th-2010, 08:52 PM
first thought that comes to mind when I think of Wade Philips- Wanna get away? Southwest Airlines commercial.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 08:53 PM
I wonder what Aikman is doing right now.....;)

Trying to figure out a way to spin the Redskins as worse than the Cowboys...

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:53 PM
As much as Dallas blows, Bryant is going to be an absolute stud in this league.

If we don't draft/develop some O-Linemen...we won't have anyone to throw him the ball. Then...his contract will expire and he'll seek greener pastures.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 08:53 PM
We think we had it bad last year...if I was a pukes fan, I'd be on the ledge

this may be the worst season for one team ever with the extreme expectations and extreme failures
it really Is mindboggling

But it still feels damn good!

What's the worst season to season turnaround collapse? Dallas could be close to setting that record.

HOGnificent
November-7th-2010, 08:54 PM
i dont know but i would like to hear him call this game

RAAZ227
November-7th-2010, 08:54 PM
This is worse than Jim Zorn of last year!

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 08:54 PM
Will Rodgers come out early?

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 08:55 PM
This is worse than Jim Zorn of last year!

I hear he might be applying to Jerruh, seeing how good a job he's doing with Flacco...

Mickalino
November-7th-2010, 08:55 PM
Trying to figure out a way to spin the Redskins as worse than the Cowboys...

Let's not forget we have to play them once more this season, and how embarrassing it would be to lose to them.
And based on our history, it's not extremely unlikely.

redundantman
November-7th-2010, 08:56 PM
Funniest game since the last times the Cowboys crapped their pants in front of a national audience! BWAAHAHAHAHA! Jerry Jones is such an awesome football mind!

What does it say about your team that when you lose a knob like Tony Romo your team gives up?! Tony ROMO is your heart and soul? REALLY?! HAHA! :ols:

Hey Jerry! Go get another face-lift. It will make you feel better:
http://www.imagegenerator.net/image/61542/DAMN-The-Dallas-Cowboys-really-do-suck.jpg

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 08:56 PM
Answer: YES. Romo's hurt, it's not his fault.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 08:57 PM
Let's not forget we have to play them once more this season, and how embarrassing it would be to lose to them.
And based on our history, it's not extremely unlikely.

Nah, we'll stomp them. It'll be like Raiders-Redskins last year.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 08:58 PM
Hakeem Nicks = player.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 08:59 PM
Just have those kids play the Cowboys...they'll win 35-3

SuperSkinette
November-7th-2010, 09:01 PM
I think Wade would be perfect in a Twix "Need a Moment?" commercial right now.

Hubbs
November-7th-2010, 09:01 PM
Oh, Wade... please stay coach of the Dallas Cowboys forever and keep making the Wade Phillips Face. It's awesome.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:01 PM
Who gets the ball to start the 3rd?

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:02 PM
I think Wade would be perfect in a Twix "Need a Moment?" commercial right now.

He would need about 20 moments...

Mickalino
November-7th-2010, 09:03 PM
I think Wade would be perfect in a Twix "Need a Moment?" commercial right now.

I havn't seen that commercial, but I think he would be perfect for Southwest Airlines' "Wanna Get Away ?"

:rotflmao:

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:03 PM
For what it's worth, The Amazing Race is a pretty good show.

SuperSkinette
November-7th-2010, 09:03 PM
He would need about 20 moments...

I'm sure he would appreciate the 20 Twixes

Mickalino
November-7th-2010, 09:04 PM
Who gets the ball to start the 3rd?

Will it make any difference ? No matter who receives, same result. Green Bay scores again. And again.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:04 PM
I'm sure he would appreciate the 20 Twixes

Thanks for catching that.

thebluefood
November-7th-2010, 09:04 PM
Ahh, that fat bastard always makes me laugh.

"Durp! What's happin' to mah football team, ya'll?"

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:05 PM
Was that Ball doing the Brandon Banks dance?

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:06 PM
What's the worst single-season dropoff in wins?

PokerPacker
November-7th-2010, 09:06 PM
Who gets the ball to start the 3rd?

I do believe GB starts with it. I think the Cowboys got the ball first and went 3-and-out on Barber runs.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:06 PM
LOL at the ref giving the kicker a headshot.

RichmondRedskin88
November-7th-2010, 09:07 PM
So if the Skins are sucking Shanahan should discuss their poor performance in the locker room at half time over some teas a crumpets instead of yelling at them?

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:07 PM
I guess Wade is trying to take the points off the board?

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:08 PM
Ouch...busted play. At least he didn't celebrate.

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 09:09 PM
Ouch...busted play. At least he didn't celebrate.

he was prolly looking for a flag.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:09 PM
Green Bay fake punt.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:10 PM
wow...Bryant got popped there.

thebluefood
November-7th-2010, 09:10 PM
Invisible wire trips up Dez.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:12 PM
Too bad Kitna's got an almost .333 winning percentage.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:12 PM
Just look at all that TALENT. :beatdeadhorse: :rolleyes:

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 09:12 PM
Ah... there's that "talent" comment.

RichmondRedskin88
November-7th-2010, 09:13 PM
Bryant- "Gosh NFL CBs hit hard"

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:14 PM
Was that a sack?

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:14 PM
Bryant- "Gosh NFL CBs hit hard"

He learned that against D Hall in week 1...

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 09:15 PM
our punter is better than your punter.



Watching the rest from bed. Night folks.

thebluefood
November-7th-2010, 09:15 PM
Just look at all that TALENT. :beatdeadhorse: :rolleyes:

They're just so DAMN TALENTED, AREN'T THEY?! Right, media? They are talented as hell!

G.A.C.O.L.B.
November-7th-2010, 09:15 PM
Charles Woodson HOFer?

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:16 PM
Cleveland's response to this commercial is better than the commercial.

Unforgiven
November-7th-2010, 09:16 PM
This is no fun, mocking Cowboy fans doesn't work when they all hate their team as much as you do.

TheDoyler23
November-7th-2010, 09:16 PM
Was that a sack?

Yes, according to nfl.com

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:17 PM
This is no fun, mocking Cowboy fans doesn't work when they all hate their team as much as you do.

It's too bad we won't hear from Shining Star, DOTS, or Rey until next year...

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 09:17 PM
emergency broadcast system during MNF?

Roger.Staubach
November-7th-2010, 09:18 PM
ah. Amber Alert. nvermind.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:18 PM
Romo - "No no no, you have to wave to Jessica Simpson, not ignore her"

thebluefood
November-7th-2010, 09:19 PM
You know, the Cowboys have been playing poor, so I give them D's...

Dee's NUUUUUUUUUUTSSS!! :ols:

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:19 PM
ah. Amber Alert. nvermind.

When did Brooking go missing?

thebluefood
November-7th-2010, 09:19 PM
What a throw by Rogers and a great catch by Nelson!

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:20 PM
This is almost too easy for Green Bay. Dallas' secondary is nonexistent.

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:20 PM
Rodgers is having a Madden-stats day.

FanboyOf91
November-7th-2010, 09:21 PM
What talented D!

Hitman21ST
November-7th-2010, 09:22 PM
This team was supposed to go to the Super Bowl?

Califan007
November-7th-2010, 09:22 PM
Did they actually want to tackle him? lol :ols: