Do you use lotion?

[PleaseBlitz]

I was having a drunk convo with a friend the other day, and I was surprised to learn that he doesn't lubricate when he's "having his happy alone time."

Do you use lotion when you, you know....?????

[visionary]

Oh yeah, this thread is going to last.

:ols:

:doh:

[twa]

I'm not that drunk yet

[Kosher Ham]

Strange conversation for you to be having with another man to begin with.
Crazy thread though.

[Barney B]

Ever wake up with a terible hangover and wonder what you posted on Extremeskins the night before?

Then you log on and find out that it's worse than you imagined?

Yeah, me too. ;)

[PleaseBlitz]

I'm not really sure what started the conversation. I admit, it is strange, but it wasn't at the time....guess that's alcohol at work. :ols:

[Mr. Sinister]

Strange conversation for you to be having with another man to begin with.

This

[Kosher Ham]

The alcohol excuse is the worst.

Let's say it simply...It's stupid or gay.

I get that you have the need to pleasure yourself...but if you are using something why not go next level and get some type of lube ?

EDIT: I never slept with an ugly girl or fat girl because I was drunk. It does not make sense.

[PleaseBlitz]

I guess no one will answer?

Do you use lotion or not?

[elkabong82]

Oh yeah, this thread is going to last.

:ols:

:doh:

for a bit, then it will quickly fade

---------- Post added January-29th-2011 at 01:08 AM ----------

and I use peanutbutter and get the dog to lick it off. afterall it's my dog so it's not cheating

[PleaseBlitz]

The alcohol excuse is the worst.

Let's say it simply...It's stupid or gay.

I get that you have the need to pleasure yourself...but if you are using something why not go next level and get some type of lube ?

It was a drunk conversation. Does that mean that it wouldn't happen sober? Not necessarily, so alcohol isn't and excuse. I guess the question could be "do you use lube?" if you're caught up in semantics.

[Kosher Ham]

Even drunk nope.

I got a buddy that when sober talks about his bedroom activities with his GF that we have known for years...sorry...not a smart choice.
Bedroom business can be talked about but not with specifics on WHO.

EDIT: Semantics is not the issue at all.

[visionary]

To answer the question though.

Yes, I do use lotion.




Of course I use it when I go to the beach or am going to be in the sun for a while.



Wait...that was what the question was about, right?

[PleaseBlitz]

Bedroom business can be talked about but not with specifics on WHO.

Let's be fair, I didn't specify Jergens or Oil of Olay or the cheap stuff.

[visionary]

Let's be fair, I didn't specify Jergens or Oil of Olay or the cheap stuff.

Palm oil?

[Kosher Ham]

Let's be fair, I didn't specify Jergens or Oil of Olay or the cheap stuff.

Why not take a visit to an adult shop if that is the advice you need ?

You said you were drunk the other day, not tonight.

[twa]

After decades of of hands on research I find oils preferable to lotion,as well as softer hands than mine

[Kosher Ham]

After decades of of hands on research I find oils preferable to lotion,as well as softer hands than mine

Common sense quoted here...Oil or water based ? Duh...

[Westbrook36]

I stay in hotels every week. There is always a small bottle of lotion. You have a bar of soap, shampoo, body wash, and then lotion. This is curious to me. Why don't they provide cologne or after shave if they are going to provide lotion?

We all know why. It's almost as if the hotel industry is screaming to you when you walk into the room "HAVE A GOOD TIME SURFING SMUT ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND AROUND. FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE HAVE PROVIDED SOME LOTION FOR YOU TO BEAT OFF WITH. STAY WITH US AGAIN!!"

[PleaseBlitz]

Why not take a visit to an adult shop if that is the advice you need ?

You said you were drunk the other day, not tonight.

Where did I ask for advice? I'm just fishing for information, should've made a poll I guess

[Mr. Sinister]

It's getting a little too weird in here. Peace.

[visionary]

[QUOTE=Westbrook36;8134573]I stay in hotels every week. There is always a small bottle of lotion. You have a bar of soap, shampoo, body wash, and then lotion. This is curious to me. Why don't they provide cologne or after shave if they are going to provide lotion?QUOTE]

When I was staying at this hostel in Miami last winter, I found a sex kit in one of the nightstands. Condoms and lube and all kinds of stuff. That was kind of creepy.

[Kosher Ham]

Where did I ask for advice? I'm just fishing for information, should've made a poll I guess

When you had the discussion with your male friend, and now post it here on a male dominated board.

You should just tug it with a sock like the kid in American Pie. :ols:

[PleaseBlitz]

When you had the discussion with your male friend, and now post it here on a male dominated board.

You should just tug it with a sock like the kid in American Pie. :ols:

You still didn't answer the question. Exactly what advice was I looking for?

The sock doesn't work, but :jerk:ing with a lubed condom.....

[Westbrook36]

Sometimes I don't understand this message board. It's almost as if everyone has to put on this fake macho bravado and not allow for funny things to be discussed. Stuff like this is funny and doesn't make me long for another man in any way if he tells me he uses lotion. The homophobia on here is alarming at times. It's like you plucked this place right out of the 50s.

[PleaseBlitz]

^^^Kosher Ham might be the King of False Bravado.

[elkabong82]

[QUOTE=Westbrook36;8134573]I stay in hotels every week. There is always a small bottle of lotion. You have a bar of soap, shampoo, body wash, and then lotion. This is curious to me. Why don't they provide cologne or after shave if they are going to provide lotion?QUOTE]

When I was staying at this hostel in Miami last winter, I found a sex kit in one of the nightstands. Condoms and lube and all kinds of stuff. That was kind of creepy.

Just don't think about what happened on that bed prior to you sleeping in it, lol

[Bang]

Absolutely.
No one wants to be ashy

~Bang

[DjTj]

Sometimes, but usually not.

This thread would have been great for an anonymous poll.

[Kosher Ham]

You still didn't answer the question. Exactly what advice was I looking for?

The sock doesn't work, but :jerk:ing with a lubed condom.....

No, I don't need lotion. I get the real thing.


^^^Kosher Ham might be the King of False Bravado.

haha. No. Just honest with you guys.

WB, I have gay friends. Male and female. So a homophobe would be very far from what I am.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Sometimes, but usually not.


I think that is what led to some decrease in sensitivity :(

[PleaseBlitz]

WB, I have gay friends. Male and female. So a homophobe would be very far from what I am.
What's the first thing a racist will tell you?


No, I don't need lotion. I get the real thing.

Now we all know the false bravado. I don't care how much ***** you get, you still whack it. Everyone does. Be man enough to admit that at least.

Besides, when you're married, your whack hand is your best friend. Your wife becomes the "strange" that we all seek.

[Westbrook36]

Ahh, the ol "I don't need to" excuse has reared it's ugly head. This thread is now complete. :ols:

[twa]

OK time to advance the discussion to the next level(pretending to forget Elks PB post)...how many are ambidextrous?

[Westbrook36]

You have to force yourself to be ambidextrous. Who are the most dangerous hitters in baseball? That's right, the switch hitters. Imagine if a QB could throw consistently with either arm....how would you gameplan for him? Which side is his blind side/strong side? You don't know!

That's how I like to consider myself in this arena. I'm dangerous. Kind of like the "Ultimate Weapon" that was on Sports Illustrated a few years back.

[Kosher Ham]

What's the first thing a racist will tell you?

I don't know ?

Now we all know the false bravado. I don't care how much ***** you get, you still whack it. Everyone does. Be man enough to admit that at least.

Besides, when you're married, your whack hand is your best friend. Your wife becomes the "strange" that we all seek.

I answered the lotion question sir. Pay attention.

Not the case in my relationship. Never said I never did it, just stating that I don't currently as there is no need to. Nor has lotion ever needed to be used.

[twa]

I blame the internet...ya ever try to work a mouse with your less dominant hand?

[Kosher Ham]

I blame the internet...ya ever try to work a mouse with your less dominant hand?

I am left handed.

:D

[twa]

I am left handed.

:D

Do you change the buttons on the mouse?
My brothers a goofy footer and does it with his right(mouse)

[STBonecrusher21]

Never.

One hand smelling of lotion is a dead give away.

:)

[IONTOP]

This might be the most awkward thread I've ever read on ES...

But... No I don't... I'm not trying to simulate sex...

[Kosher Ham]

Do you change the buttons on the mouse?
My brothers a goofy footer and does it with his right(mouse)

No. I use a mouse like anyone else. Same as driving a manual car.

[ConnSKINS26]

But... No I don't... I'm not trying to simulate sex...

So....then it stands to reason that you're trying to simulate a dude's hand on your ****?

Just sayin'. :silly:

[Kosher Ham]

So....then it stands to reason that you're trying to simulate a dude's hand on your ****?

Just sayin'. :silly:

Not even close to what he was saying.

[twa]

So....then it stands to reason that you're trying to simulate a dude's hand on your ****?

Just sayin'. :silly:

Yeah,If you are not trying to simulate just what are you doing?

---------- Post added January-29th-2011 at 01:34 AM ----------


No. I use a mouse like anyone else. Same as driving a manual car.

Left or right hand drive car?

[Kosher Ham]

Soft hand drive.

[twa]

Soft hand drive.

:ols: and thats a wrap for me

[skinsphan]

Last time for me was when this guy lowered some down to me at the bottom of this hole he had me in. I had to put it on or get sprayed with a hose

[Monte51Coleman]

Sometimes I don't understand this message board. It's almost as if everyone has to put on this fake macho bravado and not allow for funny things to be discussed. Stuff like this is funny and doesn't make me long for another man in any way if he tells me he uses lotion. The homophobia on here is alarming at times. It's like you plucked this place right out of the 50s.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/ctauber/missive12_bunkley.jpg

[Stew]

I always put the lotion on the skin.... or else I get the hose again....

Hate being told to "put the ******* lotion in the basket!"

---------- Post added January-29th-2011 at 07:38 AM ----------

^^^ Im surprised it took that long for this comment, in this thread.

[KingGibbs]

Sometimes I don't understand this message board. It's almost as if everyone has to put on this fake macho bravado and not allow for funny things to be discussed. Stuff like this is funny and doesn't make me long for another man in any way if he tells me he uses lotion. The homophobia on here is alarming at times. It's like you plucked this place right out of the 50s.

You are 100% correct Westy. It's called the pussification of Extremeskins. Gone are the days where we pushed the limits with the likes of unsonny. I still love this site, but it's nothing like it used to be. Hell, I even miss Tarhog's nipple.

[Hubbs]

I don't, and I know my boy Ashy Larry is with me.

http://crazyprofile.com/pictures/images/ashy_larry.jpg

[Elessar78]

The alcohol excuse is the worst.

EDIT: I never slept with an ugly girl or fat girl because I was drunk. It does not make sense.

Me neith. I never got that. I had friends who always used that excuse, but I was never THAT lonely. There were dry spells, but I could never bring myself around to it. I've never been drunk enough to go there.

[Maximus71]

I use butter lol

[GoSkins561]

My recommendation would be, never use the lotion that has sand in it.

Edit

Or Vicks.....

[Chump Bailey]

Do you use lotion when you, you know....?????

I prefer Crisco

[dockeryfan]

I don't trust anyone who does not masturbate. God's honest truth. If you don't know how to get yourself off, how good of a lover can you possibly be?

[RememberOsaka]

The alcohol excuse is the worst.


EDIT: I never slept with an ugly girl or fat girl because I was drunk.

You did it because you LIKED it? ;)

[#98QBKiller]

Lotion is for amateurs. I used that when I was a teenager. Now that I'm a big boy I can get a $10 bottle of lube at Target that doesn't make me smell like flowers. However, I've been living with my girlfriend for a couple of years now so my "happy alone time" isn't as frequent as it once was :D

[Tarhog]

If you talk about it....he will come.

Sometimes ..literally :)

[Heisenberg]

:ols: I don't really get why so people were weirded out by this thread.

I think it's pretty funny.

[styx491]

Lotion is nice, there are (in some cases) better alternatives... but on a side note, some of this on the goodies after a nice shower is a pretty intense, awesome, and cool feeling (just make sure the main exhibit is completely dry or it'll feel like Rosie O'Donnell instead of Jessica Alba)

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.Drugstore.com/prodimg/14164/300.jpg

[Major Harris]

how did i miss this?

:rotflmao:

edit: :doh: @ kosher ham. you big tough man, you.

[stevenaa]

If you talk about it....he will come.

Sometimes ..literally :)


Avert your eyes. The retinas will be cinged by the image.

[DeaconTheVillain]

Even drunk nope.

I got a buddy that when sober talks about his bedroom activities with his GF that we have known for years...sorry...not a smart choice.
Bedroom business can be talked about but not with specifics on WHO.

EDIT: Semantics is not the issue at all.

You were the kid in the neighborhood who's mom didn't let him out past dark.

amirite?

[10fttall]

Lotion? Really not necessary unless you have no imagination at all, or are trying to take in Schindler's List on TV at the same time

[DeaconTheVillain]

No, I don't need lotion. I get the real thing.



haha.
WB, I have gay friends..

hmm

[Kosher Ham]

edit: :doh: @ kosher ham. you big tough man, you.

Only for you.


You were the kid in the neighborhood who's mom didn't let him out past dark.

amirite?

No, not even close. I didn't grow up in the 2000's



hmm

You need me to help you write some better material ?

[Dr. Do Itch Big]

Has anyone ever tried ky jelly?

[Kosher Ham]

Has anyone ever tried ky jelly?

haha. Better off with a good lube.

[#98QBKiller]

If you talk about it....he will come.

Sometimes ..literally :)


Way to make a comeback Tarhog. :)

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

Lotion? Does this lead to an 'American Pie' scenario with the bottle? :paranoid:.

I personally use my hand.

And if I'm feeling up for some REAL fun, I'll use both and pretend I'm doing twins.

Hail.

[SpringfieldSkins]

I use lotion... on my hands. Can't live without the stuff, it's freaking great.

[Destructis]

I am a masochist so no. I am so good at it that I can switch hands and gain a stroke.

(some days the jokes just write themselves)