Happy Birthday Albert Haynesworth

[Audible_Red40]

Actually, not!

Get your fat ass out of here. Please choke on you triple bacon chicken pot pie, and your gravy drowned chocolate truffle tower cake. When you blow out your candles by yourself today, I hope your house burns down.

Now get up and run, the bakery just opened.

Cheers!

[tshile]

Hopefully he goes out and celebrates, winds up getting arrested for something.

Anything to help get money back and keep him out of the league for a while.

[clskinsfan]

Perfect day to cut this mound of lard. Happy B-day Albert your fired.

[SkinsCrushCowboys]

A year closer to retirement and going down in history as one fo the greatest lazy ass busts of all time.

[2cents]

Happy Birthday.....now go away....

[SwampEm]

I wish he got his butt in gear and listened to the coaches. The guy was a beast before he got lazy.

[Santana_89]

**** you and your birthday just give the Redskins back the money you stole impersonating a professional football player :middlefinger:

[Capt. Kaos]

I wish he got his butt in gear and listened to the coaches. The guy was a beast before he got PAID.

fixed that for ya :ols:

[RFKFedEx]

May u have a happy ACL/MCL tear with ur birthday buffet.

[Chachie]

Just behave and play hard, Al. Happy birthday.

[BRAVEONAWARPATH]

Just behave and play hard, Al. Happy birthday.

Thanks for keeping it classy. :applause:


Happy birthday Albert.

[thebluefood]

Hey, Al! Why don't you give yourself a birthday treat and resign?

[DC9]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[Rocky21]

Another great Snyderatto signing!

[Mad Mike]

I wonder how it feels to have so many people despise and hate you. To let down your team mates, coaches, and fans. To make people hate you so bad that they would wish bad things upon you on your birthday. Tell me fat ass, is it worth all that money?

:finger:

[Destructis]

He can't hear you from the courthouse.

[angel2]

Luv you Al. Why, you sorry piece of ----!

[jservs7]

Just when I thought my B-Day couldn't go worse. I now find out I share it with Albert Haynesworth. :|

Nice...

[spjunkies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjbuM4i--A

[terrifNick21]

**** his punk ass.

[Wildbunny]

Perfect day to cut this mound of lard. Happy B-day Albert your fired.

No way we cut him before he buy his contract back.

[WhoRUSupposed2Be]

Happy Birthday Al...

[NewCliche21]

Hopefully he goes out and celebrates, winds up getting arrested for something.

Anything to help get money back and keep him out of the league for a while.

Hopefully the Sun rises tomorrow, the weatherman is wrong, and the Cowboys suck regardless of their record.

[Voice_of_Reason]

I don't know which I wish to end more, the AH Redskins saga, or the CBA. Honesty, I don't know. Both are distressing.

[LaRonDontLikeUgly]

Interesting to note that this day also marks the anniversary of 'The Great Trainwreck of 1856' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Train_Wreck_of_1856). It seems as though history repeats itself once more.

[Dro89]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5719/xzbitlol.png http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8215/16676332.png http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/2804/lebronoface.png @ this thread.,

[NewCliche21]

Interesting to note that this day also marks the anniversary of 'The Great Trainwreck of 1856' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Train_Wreck_of_1856). It seems as though history repeats itself once more.

Also OJ Simpson's Bronco Ride.

Good thing that he didn't have Haynesworth in the car; he would've just punched out any cops chasing them.

[Fetus]

happy birthday #92
you are my inspiration

I wish I could find a way to get a large sum of money from someone and then refuse to work for the money that I am getting paid

[styx491]

Unhappy Birthday!

[Gart Monk]

Happy Birthday to you, Albert. How does it feel to be the epitome of everything that is wrong with the NFL. You fat, lazy bastard.

kick rocks!

[RememberOsaka]

Wonder how many of you internet tough guys would say the exact same things you have said in this thread if you ran into Albert on the street? You know he will assault you. ;)

While I will never be a Haynesworth fan, kudos to those that have taken the high road.

It's time for the entire Haynesworth debacle to be a thing of the past...

[BRAVEONAWARPATH]

Wonder how many of you internet tough guys would say the exact same things you have said in this thread if you ran into Albert on the street?

I think you know the answer to that one. :)

[respectgibbs]

Haynesworth will always be a victim in his own head.

It's not that he's a bad person. Well, actually it is; it's just that he doesn't know it.

[DeadExField]

is he 30 yet?

[tibbidoe]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you big stinky poopy-poo!

[TonePatron]

If he has a party it has to be all fake friends and family that will smile and shake his hand , knowing damm well he is acting like a big time BABY. Get off my favorite football team please!
HTTR

[Assassin 21]

**** albert haynesworth

[TheREALJBird]

I'd say it to his face so he struck me so I could sue his ass ;)

[21Knock_U_Out]

Boooooooooo!


That is all.

[Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers]

A triple bacon chicken pot pie sounds amazing.

[I right 70 chip]

If we all pooled up our moneys we could buy Al a shiny new dangerous MOTORCYCLE for his birthday?

[bowhunter]

Albert, only you has the ability to make all of this hate go away. A heartfelt apology to your teammates and fans, followed by a true effort to be the best football player you can be, will make all of this end. People will be holding you up as the example to others of how a MAN can truly change for the better with a simple will to change. Some will name their children after you and thousands of fans will buy Haynesworth jerseys to wear to every game. Motivational speakers and counselors will hold you up as a topic of mans inner strength. All of this is possible with a simple will to be a better man.

I don't think it will happen however. HFBD

[SWFLSkins]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc20/_TORKSTER_/Funny%20Pics/Birthday.jpg

YOu can kiss my ass, happy birthday POS.

[NewCliche21]

Albert, only you has the ability to make all of this hate go away. A heartfelt apology to your teammates and fans, followed by a true effort to be the best football player you can be, will make all of this end. People will be holding you up as the example to others of how a MAN can truly change for the better with a simple will to change. Some will name their children after you and thousands of fans will buy Haynesworth jerseys to wear to every game. Motivational speakers and counselors will hold you up as a topic of mans inner strength. All of this is possible with a simple will to be a better man.

I don't think it will happen however. HFBD

LOL

We'll see Charles Manson write a book on butterfly, rainbow, and unicorn tattoos before this happens.

[SWFLSkins]

I think I can out run him in the forty, so yeah I would be willing to say something to him and haul ass. hahhahaa

Let's take a moment to reflect on this special day, here are some highlights....



http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii55/tzipora497/HK%20and/AlbertHaynesworth-NFLRedskinsVegasTao-1.jpg
"I don't date black chicks"


http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh14/QuarterBlack08/Donovan%20McNabb/BlackAthletesFootballQBDonovanMcNabbandAlbertHayne sworthWashingtonRedskinsvsDetroitMIOctober312010.j pg
Good times on the Bench with friends.



http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad20/Max613/haynesworthcopy.jpg
Putting in a hard days work

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/ZeBojangles/redskins.jpg
The things that pass the time during games with the Redskins

[DC9]

Wonder how many of you internet tough guys would say the exact same things you have said in this thread if you ran into Albert on the street? You know he will assault you. ;)

While I will never be a Haynesworth fan, kudos to those that have taken the high road.

It's time for the entire Haynesworth debacle to be a thing of the past...


Set it up

[2cents]

I actually was near the sidelines during warm ups at the St Louis game last year. I was shouting asking him if he could spare some of his paycheck because I'm unemployed. I know he heard me. I also know I can out run him. He is a worthless member of this team. I wish I could be that much of a thief and get away with it.

[SWFLSkins]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/katydid7186/turd.gif

[wpenn1]

Wow I have never seen a thread like this before!!!!!!!

[SWFLSkins]

Wow I have never seen a thread like this before!!!!!!!



http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?326177-WK.-End-fun-Write-the-next-AH-headline./page12

[SonOfWashington]

Wonder how many of you internet tough guys would say the exact same things you have said in this thread if you ran into Albert on the street? You know he will assault you. ;)

I know I could do it and then run 25 yards one way, then 25 yards back again and down again. Eventually he would need to go to the bathroom.

[blindlywewander]

I know I could do it and then run 25 yards one way, then 25 yards back again and down again. Eventually he would need to go to the bathroom.

Haha.. classic.

Happy Birthday fat boy. If only you could buy respect.

[SWFLSkins]

Haha.. classic.

Happy Birthday fat boy. If only you could buy respect.

It's the one thing that might be out of his price range.

[MarkB452]

Happy Birthday....how does it feel to be 2 years old again?

[stoney26]

I think I went to high school with the dude Albert is posing with in that picture....

[Xero21]

Good lord this thread is so full of venom! :ols:

I don't even know what to say. what do you say to a man who was able to sign a $100,000,000 (one hundred million. eight zeroes.) contract, and then just say **** it, I don't wanna do the work you're giving me. It must feel like a happy birthday every day.

[vicrodjr]

Happy B-day! Please allow me the opportunity to purchase a one way airline ticket to the destination of your choice.

[angel2]

Whenever Dan Snyder thinks of Albert Haynesworth does Danny get mad as all get out and curse Big Al out loud or is he still delusional that Haynesworth will play hard for the Skins?

What a dumb --- owner involving himself in a player selection when you know and I know Danny knows nothing about football. His philosophy is: "just make a splash in FA baby, and the fans will love you"!

[SKINSFAN87]

Hey hey hey, it's fat albert's birthday. who cares, your a loser on the football field and even a bigger loser in the game of life.

[stwasm]

I blame the people who thought it would be such a brilliant idea to bring him here in the first place.

[Boss_Hogg]

I had a leadership seminar last week and one of my examples was Albert Haynesworth.

My description of his work ethic brought out many laughs.

[Bobbyst21]

Yeah happy birthday you giant piece of :pooh:
Go choke on your birthday cake.

[WorshiptheMonk81]

Hey big al, you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackass

[SWFLSkins]

Good lord this thread is so full of venom! :ols:

I don't even know what to say. what do you say to a man who was able to sign a $100,000,000 (one hundred million. eight zeroes.) contract, and then just say **** it, I don't wanna do the work you're giving me. It must feel like a happy birthday every day.

Yeah the kid with the fake friends, fake clapping and whispering what an idiot you are to each other. Yeah buying friends thats easy, buying people who care not so much.