ESPN AFC North Blog: Inside Vinny's mind

[hail2skins]

The Skins old GM gives advice on how teams should approach free agency. I'm sure fans of the Ravens and Steelers are taking copious notes to pass on this sage advice to their favorite team's respective front offices:

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcnorth/post/_/id/29559/inside-the-mind-of-an-nfl-gm

[Coolio47]

I don't give an aardvarks anus what that turd monkey thinks about anything related to football.

[nightbird]

From the article:

"It's the same situation you have with all your players and the homework that you've done on a guy.

You're not going to want those kind of players who isn't going to work and doesn't love football.

You don't want to pay that guy a lot of money. You gotta know the guy, because you've had plenty of time to investigate. So you're going to have a feel for what they're going to come in like.

But the thing about it is you don't even know how your team is coming in. So the coaches have to gauge everybody when they get there and see where they're at. Otherwise, everyone is going to have [muscle] pulls. But you still have to go by the free agent's talent and abilities and what you see on film."

How the @#$)O%&Q#)($& could that nimrod say any of that with a straight face?

They forgot "Vinny's Rule No.6: Embarrass your franchise at every media appearance, throw the coaches under the bus, and suck at everything you do, forever."

[Goingforburgundy]

I think im going to...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/335062022_2edb945083.jpg

[Coolio47]

^^^ much better

[ConnSKINS26]

^^Exactly what I'm thinking.

[addicted]

I don't give an aardvarks anus what that turd monkey thinks about anything related to football.

Why? Can't you learn from a bad example?
Hahaha that was funny :)

[Goingforburgundy]

^^^ much better

Yeah my bad

[onedrop]

based on the thread title i fully expected to open this thread and see a blank, empty space.

[Chump Bailey]

based on the thread title i fully expected to open this thread and see a blank, empty space.

That's funny onedrop.

Did this guy really attend Notre Dame?

[WSHRedskins3ATLBraves3]

Vinny is without a doubt the most clueless GM I've ever seen in any sport.

[Mad Mike]

File photo of Vinny talking to Snyder:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Grima_and_Th%C3%A9oden.jpg

[onedrop]

That's funny onedrop.

Did this guy really attend Notre Dame?

sorry, i cant answer that for you CB. i try to know as little as possible about that bug eyed specimen of abject failure.

[SWFLSkins]

based on the thread title i fully expected to open this thread and see a blank, empty space.

I looked deeply and saw just this......but there was an annoying sound that I just can't get to stop....

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u246/Joelote18/offair.jpg

[Chump Bailey]

sorry, i cant answer that for you CB. i try to know as little as possible about that bug eyed specimen of abject failure.

Can't blame you there brother. :)

---------- Post added July-20th-2011 at 06:46 PM ----------


File photo of Vinny talking to Snyder:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Grima_and_Th%C3%A9oden.jpg

Nice pull Mike

I almost feel sorry for the man - almost.

[Califan007]

Inside the mind of an NFL GM
Funny....they say that then show a pic of Vinny and Snyder.

[authentic]

I tell you Vinny is like a **** roach. You stomp him, spray him, pour boiling water on him, but his legs and antenna is still twitching... Go away already!!!

[Stophovr6]

Found an xray

http://people.ict.usc.edu/~lane/jshs/homers_brain.jpg

[tex]

So, old Vin has a mind. Who would have known?

[RememberOsaka]

Move along....nothing to see here. If Vinny were much smarter he'd be an idiot.

[SwampEm]

He needs to go back to being an actor.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/02/vinny_cerratos_first_ninja_sce.html

[RichmondRedskin88]

You think I want to journey into Vinny's mind? Hell no.:ols:

[Park City Skins]

Inside Vinny's mind? :paranoid:


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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/jayman42/tracks.jpg


Yes. I'm continuing to hijack the thread. :D

[SWFLSkins]

It is hard to believe that ESPn is still using Vinny as a source, oh wait >

---------- Post added July-21st-2011 at 08:31 AM ----------

Found this clipping from the day he got fired......

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p310/SWFLSKINS/newspaper1.jpg

[Riggo#44]

It is hard to believe that ESPn is still using Vinny as a source, oh wait >

They're also using Jim Bowden. Apparently it doesn't matter what you did in your respective sport, if you worked there, you're an "expert!"

I read about half the article and had to stop. It was full of ****. At no time did Cerrato practice any of those "principles."

[Califan007]

I would think that continually trotting Vinny Cerrato out would be enough to prove that the sports media is indeed out to get the Redskins lol...

[ouvan59]

Inside Vinny's Mind:


http://static.newworldencyclopedia.org/8/86/Yodeler.jpg

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECOOOOOOLLLAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brandon Lloyd Christmas]

again, vinny still showing he is by far the most stupid person involved in the NFL. he looks stupid, sounds stupid, and acts stupid. ugh how could anybody let this guy anywhere near the NFL, even a blog??

---------- Post added July-21st-2011 at 10:02 AM ----------


They're also using Jim Bowden. Apparently it doesn't matter what you did in your respective sport, if you worked there, you're an "expert!"

I read about half the article and had to stop. It was full of ****. At no time did Cerrato practice any of those "principles."


jim bowden is just a sleazebag, he wasnt a bumbling moron like vinny.

but i do agree, im surprised bowden is allowed near baseball after all the hoopla he created.

[SpacePenguin]

I couldn't get past the title of the article without laughing and shaking my head.

And....since I read a bit farther somehow...how the **** does he get away with spouting "advice" that is the opposite of almost every move he made.

Boggles the mind....the fact he's employed as an NFL expert I mean.
I couldn't make it through the article, and moreover, I think Vinny is just reading the script.

Because its bland. Like eggs with no salt.

[Riggo#44]

Inside Vinny's Head:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA5Pjw_cZn0

[ouvan59]

You're not going to want those kind of players who isn't going to work and doesn't love football.



I'd like Albert Haynesworth for $1,000, Alex

[SpacePenguin]

I'd like Albert Haynesworth for $1,000, Alex

More like 100 million lmao....

[2STaylor1]

im pretty sure if all those teams do the exact opposite they will all improve

[pjfootballer]

Vinny has a mind?

[Hiro]

I ****ing hate that ESPN gives this guy air time. I'm not even going to bother reading it because it'll piss me off. Hell, even thinking about Vinny's many quotes pisses me off.

:mad:

[bulldog]

A mind is a terrible thing to waste :D

[Hitman21ST]

A mind is a terrible thing to waste :D

Vinny is a terrible thing to mind :)

[thebluefood]

Seriously, has there every been a more loathsome character associated with the Redskins' Front Office than Vinny Cerrato? Maybe George Preston Marshall's racist self, but at least the 'Skins were a powerhouse in the late 1930s and 1940s.

[Bibby]

Vinny Cerrato unites the Redskins fan base though!!!

[SwampEm]

This is what goes on in Vinny's head.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D36P1iWeXNs/R5-9dQmG-NI/AAAAAAAAAn0/G8dLQ5u3R4k/s400/TrainWreckHwy56aerial3.jpg