Visitors from another planet; what MUST they know about the United States?

[Teller]

So here's the idea. ET's crash land in the U.S. And you have to get them up to speed on how things are done here, our history, what's important to us, pop culture, sports, etc.

What do our other-wordly visitors absolutely have to know?


(Serious answer will be accepted, but are discouraged.) :)

[Mickalino]

If the aliens are over 900 years old, and played in 750 Professional Alien Football seasons, they will be a hot commodity for the Washington Redskins.

[spjunkies]

The first thing they would have to do is open a facebook account.

[Teller]

The first thing they would have to do is open a facebook account.

CIA: "Ok....I'll just look him up on facebook....Qazar Gooblesnoorf...."
FB: "Qazar only shares only shares some profile information with everyone. If you know Qazar, add him as a friend or send him a message."
CIA: "Damn."

[Mickalino]

CIA: "Ok....I'll just look him up on facebook....Qazar Gooblesnoorf...."
FB: "Qazar only shares only shares some profile information with everyone. If you know Qazar, add him as a friend or send him a message."
CIA: "Damn."

Stereotyping aliens, don't ya think ? Not all aliens are named Qazar.



;)

[Teller]

Stereotyping aliens, don't ya think ? Not all aliens are named Qazar.

;)

Prove it. :)

[Califan007]

That the Cowboys suck :yes:

[Park City Skins]

That the Cowboys suck :yes:

That's it. Right there says all. Other than. Well.

Oh yeah there's.......


Okay so............


Of course they should know.......




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Get back to ya on that.



:)

[ixcuincle]

First thing they would do is hit up a fast-food joint

[Burgold]

Too maximally acculturate to U.S. society, one must not know its history or have an indepth knowledge of current events, but have an incredibly strong and inflexible opinion about everything.

[grhqofb5]

If you live in Maryland without being discovered, your alien children will can go to UMD with in-state tuition rates.

[Thiebear]

Hawaii is the best bet for the view and healthcare, soon to be a library built there to review all that needs to be known.