CAPTION THIS: Shafting the Redskins Edition

[Champskins]

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Goodell: Oh man, we really got those 'Skins this year, so what do you have in mind if they beat you twice again next year?

Mara: I'm still trying to figure out how we won the Super Bowl with "Wayne from the Wonder Years" at QB



DO NOT QUOTE THE PICTURE WHEN MAKING COMMENTS!

[hawgboy]

Mara: It's a priveledge to meet you Mr David Caruso.

Goodell: It's a pleasure to meet YOU, Mr Foot Tappin' Disgraced Former Idaho Senator Larry Craig.

Both: LULZ!!!!!!

[pjfootballer]

Goodell: Didn't I tell you to keep your ****ing mouth shut Mara? Do you know what the **** you just did with your comments? Danny and Jerry are going to shove it right back up our asses.

Mara: Sorry boss. I don't want them in on our....ahem....deal, so I tried to throw them off track.

[Zazzaro703]

"If all else fails we can still flag the Redskins for phantom penalties like we have since The Dan took over in 1999."

[andy614]

Goodell: I'm not wearing any pants.

Mara: Neither am I.

Goodell and Mara: giggle giggle giggle......

[aamiha73]

Those wax figures are remarkable.

(overheard by random passerby.)

[jservs7]

Mara: Thanks for helping us have a chance to defend our title this year Roger. We need as little competition in the East as we can get.

Goodell: Well you know me, I'm a man of my word. Ready to keep your word John?

Mara: Yup, I'm all oiled up and ready to go.

Goodell: Great, see you at our usual meeting place in 20 minutes. I hope you aren't wearing the same perfume as last time.

[HogNose]

Mara: If they get RG3 then we're screwed.

Goodell: Yeah. well that about sums it up.....but at least we still were able to screw 'em.

[DogofWar1]

Mara: And so I asked the committee to take their 2nd round pick too, but they wouldn't let me. Said it was too much. Which stinks, because now I can't invalidate their RGIII trade.

Goodell: All I'm hearing right now is that we're not nearly all powerful enough yet. Time for another hare-brained scheme to create a power grab!

[SWFLSkins]

Hey can I call you Ginger?

[Rdskn4Lyf21]

Hope this doesn't count as quoting it...was attempting to make a demotivational poster.

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[E-Dog Night]

Es ist nicht Wahrheit, die zählt, sondern Sieg!

[Brotherz]

Search your feelings Roger. . . . I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

[TK]

If they think that was something, wait til they see what we do to Philly.

[Califan007]

I hope this is ok to do, cuz posting the pic is kinda necessary...but...



Am I the only one who sees this?



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[SAP_Pete]

"Sorry, Roger, I thought Danny Boy and the Cryptkeeper would just bend over and take it."

[RFK Lives]

Commissh - "No, I do not go to John Beck's barber. Why do you ask?"

[gibbsfan2018]

[QUOTE=Califan007;8911724]I hope this is ok to do, cuz posting the pic is kinda necessary...but...



Am I the only one who sees this?


Winner. That is too funny

[jaybrant]

(Discussing The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)


Commish: Yeah.. but I found it hard to believe that James freaking Bond would fall for that nasty chick with the tattoos and all that **** in her face... And whats up with her hair.. I had a nightmare about that chick and he's hittin it?? Makes no sense.

Mara: You realize that's my niece right??

Commish: That ain't your niece........ That's your niece??

Mara: .........

Commish: She Nasty!!!!

Mara: *thinking to self* I can't stand this ******* but not much I can do.. He is the commisioner.. Next best thing, I'll find a way to screw the Skins and Cowboys. That always makes me feel better.

Commish: *thinking to self* Why is he smirking at me like that?? Always knew this cat was a little funny.

[hailer21]

Mara: Isn't it great to be such a pile of stinkin' **** underneath our appearance of class, dignity, and integrity.

The Tyrant: Yeah John, it is.

[Win4us]

Goodell: Alright Mara, i kept my end of the bargain holding up your "spirit of the cap" BS & giving the turds and skins cap penalties
Mara: You sure did sweety, i suppose it's my turn now huh?
Goodell: Yep, so bring your kneepads and chapstick and meet me over in that tunnel
Mara: Roger roger...only this time i'll use a little less teeth

[HailGreen28]

(snip beavis and butthead pic)
(snip beavis and butthead pic)Other than one picture with beavis and butthead wearing suits, and the other picture of them in their normal t-shirts, what am I supposed to see here? I don't get it... :whoknows:

[tibbidoe]

What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO DESTROY THE NFL!

[windsofcreation]

What are we going to to tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO DESTROY THE NFL!

So much win.

[DJD2]

I'm a &$#@.

Yeah me too.

[tibbidoe]

So much win.

NARF!
(Great cartoon!)

[Gracelander]

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"Oooh Baby We're Gonna Screw Them Skins"



(I edited the original to show comparison, not to quote pic.)

[s0crates]

Goodell: The reporters are asking questions. So many questions. They said you had a conflict of interest. They asked why I signed the contracts. What are we going to do?

Mara: I'll tell them the Redskins and Cowboys violated the spirit of the salary cap. It is brilliant!

Goodell: What kind of moron are you? Don't say anything. Anything you say can and will be used against you. I'm scared. People are asking questions. So many questions . . .

Mara: Don't be scared Roger my sweet, we just won't say anything at all. We'll just put out a vague statement that actually says nothing, then refer people to that statement.

Goodell: Its genius Daddy, but the reporters were asking about collusions and conflicts of interest. I'm still scared. What will the mean arbitrator do to us?

Mara: Don't worry my child, Burbank ruled in our favor against the players during the lockout, he will do so again. <demonic cackling>.

Goodell: <mimics demonic cackling>.

[Main-Maine]

Goodell: The reporters are asking questions. So many questions. They said you had a conflict of interest. They asked why I signed the contracts. What are we going to do?

Mara: I'll tell them the Redskins and Cowboys violated the spirit of the salary cap. It is brilliant!

Goodell: What kind of moron are you? Don't say anything. Anything you say can and will be used against you. I'm scared. People are asking questions. So many questions . . .

Mara: Don't be scared Roger my sweet, we just won't say anything at all. We'll just put out a vague statement that actually says nothing, then refer people to that statement.

Goodell: Its genius Daddy, but the reporters were asking about collusions and conflicts of interest. I'm still scared. What will the mean arbitrator do to us?

Mara: Don't worry my child, Burbank ruled in our favor against the players during the lockout, he will do so again. <demonic cackling>.

Goodell: <mimics demonic cackling>.

I like this one the best! :ols:

[IBleedB&G]

Mara: $36 mil was a pretty hefty bounty you put on the Redskins to take them out. You learn that from Gregg Williams? (awkward laugh)

Goddell: John, I really can't focus on this right now. I'm way too concentrated on holding in this fart.

Mara: Sorry, sir. Do you need help?

[kiingspadee]

Mora: Commish, we were destroyed last season by the Redskins. However, we won the Super Bowl.

Commish: Yes, we in the office are worried though.

Mora: Why?

Commish: Word has it the Redskins are about to trade up to the #2 pick. Favorite to be picked is Robert Griffin III

Mora: So, Rex destroyed us twice last year....and now we will have a younger, faster, and more improved Vick in the East.

Commish: Correct. Anything we can do to help stop the Redskins from being a problem to you guys? Seeing as how they have 40 million in space.

Mora: Didn't they take advantage of the uncapped year?

Commish: That was years ago, I don't know we can do much in spirit.

Mora: Hmmmm maybe I can think of something

[FSUSkins24]

What are we going to to tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO DESTROY THE NFL!

DING DING DING! We have a winner. The Beavis and Butthead pic was good, and a few others were too... but that was beautiful.

[charles mannley]

Mara: Hey that is one ugly suit Roger, but you wear it well.
Goodell: Yeah your tie is pretty ugly to. Is that a women's blouse made into a tie?
Mara: Why yes thank you for noticing. It matches my team.

[TheDane]

Mara: Hurrrrrrr!
Goodell: Duurrrrrrr!

[Boss_Hogg]

Yoda voice: "Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice."

[skinsfan12]

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The Donald: You're Fired!
Nelson: Ha Ha!

[AzSkinsFan63]

Mara; Do you think our lawyer can beat the collusion rap?

Goodell; Definitely collusion..keep wages down...definitely collusion...definitely collusion..keep wages down.

[Poman]

Yoda voice: "Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice."

This made me laugh and cringe at the same time....weird?

[Aireskoi]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/tadhoo/mara-goodell-trump.jpg

The Donald: You're Fired!
Nelson: Ha Ha!


So many of these are so good. Nelson really got me, and I didn't watch The Simpsons.:ols:

[KingGibbs]

Mara-"I can't look you in the eye after last night."
Goodell-"Yeah and they think the Redskins and Cowboys are strange bedfellows."

[MLSKINS]

(Tying in a past story with a current story. )

Mara: Why does John Beck keep throwing footballs at us?
Goodell: Shanahan probably told him to do it. He should have asked a better Quarterback.

[Champskins]

Goodell - "thanks for the help and taking the blame, but i'd like to apologize in advance"

Mara - "oh yea, why's that?"

Goodell - "rumors floating around that there's now a sexual bounty on your wife..."

[thebluefood]

What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO DESTROY THE NFL!

This one is winning by a wide margin so far.

[Rhodus333]

Mara: ill bet u a million bucks i can make the redskins and the cowboys work together

Goodell: I call bull ****.... your on

[HailGreen28]

(Tying in a past story with a current story. )

Mara: Why does John Beck keep throwing footballs at us?
Goodell: Shanahan probably told him to do it. He should have asked a better Quarterback.good one. :ols:

[kjames35]

i hope this is ok to do, cuz posting the pic is kinda necessary...but...



Am i the only one who sees this?



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classic!! Lol

[MLSKINS]

good one. :ols:

I was starting to think nobody would get it.... :ols:

[kjames35]

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Goodell: You could have woke me before you left last night.
Mara: I'll make it up to you tonight, Biiiiaaaaach!!

Put a hat 'em and you get:
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[Hogs Ahead]

Goodell: I get that you can't beat the Redskins, but since when have the Cowboys ever scared anyone?
Mara: Their goddamn skanky ass chearleaders gave me something last year. Every time I take a leak I swear I they hear the screams in Dallas and are laughing at me.

[HailGreen28]

I was starting to think nobody would get it.... :ols:lol. It was a good one you came up with. I can picture it now.

Beck: "I can't do that. If I hit him, do you know what he could do to me?"
Shanny: (intense glare) "Throw the ball."
(Beck's pass misses Mara's head by inches)
Mara: (ducks) "What the??" (looks in Shanny's direction, flips him off, and walks quickly off the field.)
Shanny yells at Mara: "Hey little Mara! You got off lucky!"

[jflow78]

Mara - "You know Roger, initially I hated those prostate exams, OMG they were uncomfortable, but I've found this new guy. Ha ha, what a difference, I'm actually looking forward to having one twice in the next two weeks."
Roger - "My mother told me I shouldn't accept this job. You ******* everyone thinks I'm pulling the strings while all I do is sit here listening to you you sick ******."
Mara - "Ha ha, yes you do."

[authentic]

Mara: thanks for helping me out with that thing Roger.
Roger: Yeah no problem, when are you going to mail me my check?
Mara: I'm gonna have my secretary send it Fedex tomorrow..

[tiger187126]

goodell: did you see the redskins got a new gm and coach and are starting to make smart decisions? looks like 9-7 isn't going to cut it for long buddy.

mara: that reminds me, remember that deal we made about the uncapped year?

goodell: what deal?

mara: *stares* obviously the redskins broke the deal.

goodell: i still don't get....

mara: "stares*

goodell: oooh, THAT deal. how in the hell are we supposed to pull a punishment off?

mara: give the other teams more cap space.

goodell: yeah, they'll never vote against that.

mara: hey throw the cowboys in too, you never know when romo will pull it together late in a season.

goodell: done and done. i won't say anything officially on the matter, but i'll get on the old computer and take some cap space tonight.

mara: not tonight, that'll give them time to fight it, make it the day before free agency that way everyone forgets. they'll be so screwed.



(too long to be funny, but seriously it's absurd)

[SKINZROCKBABY!]

Mara =. " Roger could you do me one more favor if you don't mind?"

Goodell= " what's that ? "

Mara=. " could you put more fruit in your diet please ?"

Goodell= " why ?"

Mara=. " I read in Cosmo that it helps with the aftertaste."

[MLSKINS]

lol. It was a good one you came up with. I can picture it now.

Beck: "I can't do that. If I hit him, do you know what he could do to me?"
Shanny: (intense glare) "Throw the ball."
(Beck's pass misses Mara's head by inches)
Mara: (ducks) "What the??" (looks in Shanny's direction, flips him off, and walks quickly off the field.)
Shanny yells at Mara: "Hey little Mara! You got off lucky!"
:ols: Yes! When I first read that story, that is when I knew that Shanahan was the man. :ols:

[skins island connection]

Mara: If Huey Lewis and John Beck had sex, you would look EXACTLY like their baby!

Roger: Well, at least I would know who was on bottom, since only one of them ****s up...