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China
June-29th-2012, 10:07 AM
Wife Attacks Husband After Finding Copies of The Onion in Car (http://menomoneefalls.patch.com/articles/woman-attacks-husband-for-having-the-shepherd-express-the-onion-in-his-car)

Victim tells police his wife considers the papers "pornography" and it has caused issues in their marriage.

he Shepherd Express and The Onion are iconic Wisconsin publications well known for their alternative views and humor.

However, when one man's wife found issues of those two papers in his trunk, it incited an incident that could very well be mistaken for a headline in The Onion.

A 56-year-old Menomonee Falls woman is facing charges after she allegedly attacked her husband for having copies of the Shepherd Express and The Onion in the trunk of his car.

Lynne M. Rasbornik was charged in Waukesha County Circuit Court Monday with one count of disorderly conduct domestic abuse. If convicted, she faces up to 90 days in jail and $1,000 in fines.

According to the criminal complaint:

On May 19, the victim’s car was parked in their driveway in the N5100 block of Dolphin Drive and Rasbornik was going through the trunk when she found copies of the newspapers. She came into the house and confronted her husband about the papers then attacking him.

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While talking with a police officer, Rasbornik said her husband had attacked her, but she kept scratching and poking herself to make injuries more apparent. The officer told her to stop, but once taken in for booking she continued to scratch and twist her arms to make it appear that she was injured.

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RVAbrendan
June-29th-2012, 10:09 AM
Wow. If I were him, I'd be really satired of my wife. I'd be cryin' too after she leeked this story.

Koolblue13
June-29th-2012, 10:11 AM
That's amazing.

Destino
June-29th-2012, 10:44 AM
I'd feel bad for him if there was something in the article about him being forced to marry her at gun point.

HOF44
June-29th-2012, 10:51 AM
Sounds like an onion story! ;)

Teller
June-29th-2012, 12:07 PM
I'd feel bad for him if there was something in the article about him being forced to marry her at gun point.

Yep. Same for battered women. You volunteered for it, honey. :rolleyes:

Destino
June-29th-2012, 12:28 PM
Yep. Same for battered women. You volunteered for it, honey. :rolleyes:

I know I'm supposed to accept the PC view that it's all the same but to me it's not in most cases. I accept that this is likely wrong minded and I'm working on it. :)

Teller
June-29th-2012, 12:30 PM
I know I'm supposed to accept the PC view that it's all the same but to me it's not in most cases. I accept that this is likely wrong minded and I'm working on it. :)

That's all I can ask. lol

stevemcqueen1
June-29th-2012, 01:24 PM
She sounds like a keeper.

First Colony
June-29th-2012, 01:43 PM
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that she considers The Onion ponography. What's that all about? I guess she doesn't read any women's magazines or most of the stuff that's out there.

Also, China, seriously how do you find this stuff? Do you have some feed set to deliver you bat-**** crazy news?

Skin'Em84
June-30th-2012, 06:27 AM
I swear China enters a meditative trance and his astral form rapidly searches the world for insanity, which he then googles and posts articles here.


Either that or he has the Bat**** Crazy app on his iPhone.

Yusuf06
June-30th-2012, 09:00 AM
C'mon you guys'. She can't be blamed if her husband was dabbling in "dork sided" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOpva_iit-8&feature=youtube_gdata_player) stuff.

Koolblue13
June-30th-2012, 09:06 AM
C'mon you guys'. She can't be blamed if her husband was dabbling in "dork sided" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOpva_iit-8&feature=youtube_gdata_player) stuff.

That was one of the greatest moments in television history and made me a fan of that show. Thank you so much for posting that. :ols:

This ranks right up there with the Hidden story of Mike Tyson, which I watched last night.

G.A.C.O.L.B.
June-30th-2012, 11:31 AM
Also, China, seriously how do you find this stuff? Do you have some feed set to deliver you bat-**** crazy news?


I swear China enters a meditative trance and his astral form rapidly searches the world for insanity, which he then googles and posts articles here.

Either that or he has the Bat**** Crazy app on his iPhone.

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China brings us the best of the best, and for that he's greatly appreciated.

China
July-1st-2012, 04:47 PM
www.fark.com

China brings us the best of the best, and for that he's greatly appreciated.

There are a few other sites as well, but I do cherry pick the best from Fark.