DM:'I've lost 7st thanks to marathon sex sessions!': World's heaviest woman has found a new way to slim down with husband who says her weight gain makes her MORE attractive

[China]

'I've lost 7st thanks to marathon sex sessions!': World's heaviest woman has found a new way to slim down with husband who says her weight gain makes her MORE attractive (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2171356/Worlds-heaviest-woman-new-way-slim-husband-says-weight-gain-makes-MORE-attractive.html#ixzz20KAUPpVt)


At 50st, Pauline Potter became the world's heaviest woman

After entering herself into the Guinness Book of Records, her ex wanted her back

She has lost a stone a month thanks to their marathon sex sessions


After divorcing her husband three years ago, Pauline Potter - already a whopping 46stone - piled on so much extra weight that she became the heaviest woman in the world.

But at a staggering 50stone, her ex-husband Alex (a svelte 11stone), couldn't resist her and set out to win her back and reignite their sex life.

The couple now have marathon sex sessions of up to seven times in one day and Pauline maintains that the 'sexercise' is what's keeping her slim.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/10/article-2171356-14001CA3000005DC-490_634x639.jpg

Click on the link for the full article

[DeaconTheVillain]

How is that even possible?

[pjfootballer]

It's almost literally on the floor. No thanks.

[SKINS@THEGOALLINE]

From the article;
The couple now have marathon sex sessions of up to seven times in one day and Pauline maintains that the 'sexercise' is what's keeping her slim.

Keeping her slim? . . . What am I missing? :doh:

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

Why do I get the feeling if you climbed aboard and rode those waves, you'd be in danger of starting another tsunami?

Hail.

[China]

Why do I get the feeling if you climbed aboard and rode those waves, you'd be in danger of starting another tsunami?

Made me think of this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YSPx4RpBuY&feature=fvwrel

[skinsfan07]

would you all hit it for 1 million dollars though?

[Momma There Goes That Man]

would you all hit it for 1 million dollars though?

You'd have to go highlight reel the entire time on that one.

[Forehead]

I like how her "target" weight is still 532 pounds. Also, it was nice of them to provide links on her picture that show you what clothes she's wearing and where you can buy them.

[SKINS@THEGOALLINE]

and where you can buy them.

"Omar the Tent Maker"

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

would you all hit it for 1 million dollars though?

I'd need industrial strength cialis and a whole boat of vodka to even be in a position to think of the rewards.

Hail.

[pjfootballer]

I'd rather stay middle class.

[Mr. Sinister]

would you all hit it for 1 million dollars though?

Tax free?

[Boss_Hogg]

That's a big FUPA

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

That's a big FUPA

I joust had to look that up ..... OMG! :ols:

Hail.

[Bang]

It would be like screwing a Moon Bounce

~Bang

[DeaconTheVillain]

would you all hit it for 1 million dollars though?

Yes. If no one knows about it.

WTF is a stone?? I've never heard of a stone being used as a weight measurement.



Do you think that skinny guy actually is able to get in her? Or he just doesn't know that he is actually making love to several rolls of fat?

[bcl05]

1 stone = 14 lbs.

I can't imagine any man is endowed enough to actually reach her lady parts...

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

Yes. If no one knows about it.

WTF is a stone?? I've never heard of a stone being used as a weight measurement.

European measurement. Equivalent of 14 pounds

Hail.

[HogNose]

How is that even possible?

:yikes:

God only knows......that is horrific. Btw, how does a person this big wipe themselves?? How do they use the toilet? My American Standard would be a heap of broken porcelain.

[Mr. Sinister]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pig6xZdptL4

[skinsfan07]

Tax free?

1 million dollars cash. I'd do it, and wouldn't think twice. If some poor sap is doing it for FREE, I'd gladly take 1 mil for it.

[Hubbs]

WTF is a stone?? I've never heard of a stone being used as a weight measurement.

This is the British we're talking about. They serve their beer warm. :doh:

[mistertim]

It would be like screwing a Moon Bounce

~Bang

Ah, man. That brings back memories.

I mean, wait. Uh yeah. That lady is fat and stuff. :paranoid:

[Mr. Sinister]

I bet if you rolled back all the fat you'd find an old rusted horseshoe or something hidden in there...

[zoony]

You know, I've always wondered what their sex life was like. Thank you daily mail for breaking the story. Crack journalism there

[China]

You know, I've always wondered what their sex life was like. Thank you daily mail for breaking the story. Crack journalism there

http://www.sundriesshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/I-See-What-You-Did-There-Fry.jpg

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

How is that even possible?

It's not. Total bull**** story.

Years ago, I was taken advantage of (I would actually even argue rape) while semi-conscious (alcohol) by a girl probably a third to a half of her size. (not sure how much 50s is). From what I recall, she couldn't even get it going because of her body size. Thankfully. Gave me time to come and gtfo. (And of course her friends hated me after that because I made her cry. Thanks for the memories Texas.)

Anyway, there's absolutely no way you'd be able to work through the fat and get close enough to do anything.

Now watch there be porn with 40s sized women. Almost tempted to look, but...no.

[Mr Awesome]

That is some serious walrus knuckle.

[elkabong82]

seriously, how does he even get in there? There is so much in the way it's basically go for a different fold. Maybe that's why he is more attracted to her, because each fold is like a new woman.

A stone apparently is 14lbs, so the man weighs 11 stone, 154 lbs, and the woman is 50 stone, or 700 lbs. I think I just threw up in my mouth. Hubbie probably has to use mountain climbing gear.

[Special K]

I bet if you rolled back all the fat you'd find an old rusted horseshoe or something hidden in there...
My ex-brother in law is a respiratory therapist and he was working on a morbidly obese person once, and when he lifted a roll of fat under her breast, discovered a half a tuna sandwich. :ols: True story.

[Toe Jam]

I hate you China.

[Kosher Ham]

I hate you China.

Why because her "Toe" is as bad as yours used to be ?

[Mr. Sinister]

My ex-brother in law is a respiratory therapist and he was working on a morbidly obese person once, and when he lifted a roll of fat under her breast, discovered a half a tuna sandwich. :ols: True story.

Poor thing. She was probably saving it for later too

[Forehead]

It's not. Total bull**** story.

Years ago, I was taken advantage of (I would actually even argue rape) while semi-conscious (alcohol) by a girl probably a third to a half of her size. (not sure how much 50s is). From what I recall, she couldn't even get it going because of her body size. Thankfully. Gave me time to come and gtfo. (And of course her friends hated me after that because I made her cry. Thanks for the memories Texas.)

Anyway, there's absolutely no way you'd be able to work through the fat and get close enough to do anything.

Now watch there be porn with 40s sized women. Almost tempted to look, but...no.

50 stone equals 700 pounds exactly, so the woman in your story, based on your description, was between 233 and 350 pounds. That's quite a range there. I love the fact that your story occurred in Texas. Was it Houston?

[SnyderShrugged]

would you all hit it for 1 million dollars though?

Heck, I'd hit a pile of fresh dog crap for $1M.

[Bang]

Ah, man. That brings back memories.

I mean, wait. Uh yeah. That lady is fat and stuff. :paranoid:

:rotflmao:!!!!!!


Best line of the week!

~Bang

[HogNose]

My ex-brother in law is a respiratory therapist and he was working on a morbidly obese person once, and when he lifted a roll of fat under her breast, discovered a half a tuna sandwich. :ols: True story.

I was just about to sit down and eat my tuna sandwich and this is what I come across........:(

[China]

My ex-brother in law is a respiratory therapist and he was working on a morbidly obese person once, and when he lifted a roll of fat under her breast, discovered a half a tuna sandwich. :ols: True story.

It's like having a built-in George Foreman grill. Just put the sandwich in and it gets all warm and melty...

[Koolblue13]

It's like having a built-in George Foreman grill. Just put the sandwich in and it gets all warm and melty...

That is awful, just awful. Sickened now. Thanks.

[Sweet Sassy Molassy]

I was just about to sit down and eat my tuna sandwich and this is what I come across........:(

I literally just ate a tune fish sandwich! Now, for some reason, I'm ashamed of myself.

[Mr. Sinister]

It's like having a built-in George Foreman grill. Just put the sandwich in and it gets all warm and melty...

:rotflmao:

[Riggo#44]

It's like having a built-in George Foreman grill. Just put the sandwich in and it gets all warm and melty...

Holy god...I am crying at that. From laughing. Definitely needed to clarify on this thread.

[thebluefood]

It's like having a built-in George Foreman grill. Just put the sandwich in and it gets all warm and melty...

Oh lawd! :ols:

[SnyderShrugged]

It's like having a built-in George Foreman grill. Just put the sandwich in and it gets all warm and melty...

a co-worker just asked me what was so funny!

[mistertim]

China you bastard. My brain and body honestly can't decide if I should :puke: or :rotflmao: at that.

[Reic]

Daddy Like?

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff262/dutchboy25al/fat-bikini.jpg

[oscarsandman]

Wonder where she found that bottle of soda :puke:

[Mr. Sinister]

Thanks to Reic, my day i s now ruined.

[China]

Click on the link for the full story


You're welcome. :evil:

Edit: story removed due to possible NSFW advertising at the site.

[SnyderShrugged]

China, you should be banned for that. gross!

[oscarsandman]

Aw man, you should've told me NSFW. Now my bosses think I was looking for porn.

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

The 'Sunday Sport' is a Brit equivalent of the 'National Enquirer'; but on an even lower level with WAY more T&A.

So they'll be little actual truth in the kitten story.

Hail.

[mistertim]

Here is how to tell that that is BS


WHEN Mandy Mountain’s latest fella recoiled in horror while giving her oral pleasure, she wondered what on earth was wrong.

The article is saying that the guy recoiled in horror "while" giving her oral pleasure as opposed to "when she suggested he give her" oral pleasure.

[elkabong82]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo

[China]

Aw man, you should've told me NSFW. Now my bosses think I was looking for porn.

Sorry, story/link removed.

[RichmondRedskin88]

Aw man, you should've told me NSFW. Now my bosses think I was looking for porn.

were you ? ;)

[Mr. Sinister]

were you ? ;)

It's a double whammy. Not only do they think he's looking at porn, they now will have him forever pegged as "That guy with the fatty fetish." Godspeed oscarsandman

[DCsportsfan53]

Years ago, I was taken advantage of (I would actually even argue rape) while semi-conscious (alcohol) by a girl probably a third to a half of her size. (not sure how much 50s is). From what I recall, she couldn't even get it going because of her body size. Thankfully. Gave me time to come and gtfo. (And of course her friends hated me after that because I made her cry. Thanks for the memories Texas.)


I'm hoping this was a typo that should've read "come to and gtfo... :ols:

[Kindred]

I'm hoping this was a typo that should've read "come to and gtfo... :ols:

What happens in Texas, stays in texas...and should be about 5 years old right now.

[elkabong82]

It's a double whammy. Not only do they think he's looking at porn, they now will have him forever pegged as "That guy with the fatty fetish." Godspeed oscarsandman

on the plus side (pun intended), he'll be VERY popular with a lot of the still-single office ladies

[Mr. Sinister]

on the plus side (pun intended), he'll be VERY popular with a lot of the still-single office ladies

Yeah, the reason why I brought that up was because of a job that I got in a warehouse before I started my first year of college. There was a guy (one of those seasoned vet/"Been here for 20 years" types) that got busted watching porn in the break room by another employee one day. He was one of those guys who couldn't keep his mouth shut about anything, so naturally he told evryone.

I forever had the image of him being "That guy with the ebony fetish." Hysterical.

[skinsmarydu]

This thread is hilarious. But I'm short ( easy , there.)

[roanoker]

China, you are a sick puppy.

[oscarsandman]

Yeah, the reason why I brought that up was because of a job that I got in a warehouse before I started my first year of college. There was a guy (one of those seasoned vet/"Been here for 20 years" types) that got busted watching porn in the break room by another employee one day. He was one of those guys who couldn't keep his mouth shut about anything, so naturally he told evryone.

I forever had the image of him being "That guy with the ebony fetish." Hysterical.

:rotflmao:

I can only hope my tab changing finger was fast enough on this occasion or I'm going to have some interesting looks/nicknames coming my way tomorrow.

[IONTOP]

I'd stick my summer sausage in her... :doh: