Which Life-form Listed Best Describes You As An ES Poster?

[Jumbo]

It's just as the title asks. :ols:

For more fun, comment on the accuracy of your fellow members' votes. :D

I'll add some visuals to assist. :)

Jackass
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/jumboskins/assr.gif

Sheep
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/jumboskins/sheep.jpg

Howler monkey
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/jumboskins/howler-monkey.jpg

Snake
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/jumboskins/snake.jpg

Cockroach
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/jumboskins/cockroaches.jpg

Peacock
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/jumboskins/peacock.jpg

Dodo
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/jumboskins/dodo_bird.jpg

Lemming (also in honor of certain former members and those who will self-immolate in the future)
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/jumboskins/lemming.jpg

Parrot
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/jumboskins/Parrot1.jpg

Slug
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/jumboskins/slug6.jpg

[IONTOP]

Parrot or Dodo, can't decide by the pictures...

[MattFancy]

I didn't see an Awesome on there...

[Bang]

http://www.sheilazellerinteriors.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Oscar-the-Grouch-Scram.jpg

Get off my lawn

~Bang

[Skinz4Life12]

howler monkey!

[Teller]

Your parrot is broken.

[LD0506]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g3kjlAtq24U/TV-StummaXI/AAAAAAAAA2k/YWOawRn9RUo/s1600/Crab1.jpg

[Elessar78]

http://www.saildolphincruises.com/assets/2009/private_charters/dolphins-poster-l.jpg

http://www.worldbook.com/images/stories/Size-of-an-Octopus.jpg

[Jumbo]

If you don't pick but post, you're both a coward and an attention whore. :pfft:

I'm choosing peacock because my body of work here is so splendiferous. :ols:

[TheDane]

http://sharkfacts.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/great-white-shark.jpg

[Tulane Skins Fan]

As a known lawyer, I was torn between snake and slug...

[Skinz4Life12]

As a known lawyer, I was torn between snake and slug...

don't you mean snake and cockroach? :silly:

[LD0506]

If you don't pick but post, you're both a coward and an attention whore. :pfft:

Don't blame us for your list fail

[Jumbo]

I should add that I'll be going back through the thread to ban everyone that just added their own pic or posted without voting. :D

[AsburySkinsFan]

Peacock, proud and loud....not necessarily good things.

[twa]

Chimera....I can't choose just one

[LD0506]

As a known lawyer, I was torn between snake and slug...

http://www.garroho.com/Review/movie/beemovie22.jpg

" I was already a blood sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"



I should add that I'll be going back through the thread to ban everyone that just added their own pic or posted without voting. :D

Oh well, back to cleaning the shed, cya!

[Predicto]

I'm going with howler monkey - because I pick at everyone else's fleas and ignore my own.

http://i.imgur.com/mQS68.jpg (http://imgur.com/mQS68)

[styx491]

Cockroaches of ES, UNITE!!!!

[Corcaigh]

I would have gone with one of the crows from Dumbo, if that was an option.

But from those listed, cockroach is probably about right.

[Elessar78]

If you don't pick but post, you're both a coward and an attention whore. :pfft:

guilty as charged.

[youngchew]

Dodo for sure.

[Teller]

If you don't pick but post, you're both a coward and an attention whore. :pfft:

...which would mark the highest compliment I've received from you during my tenure here. ;)


I'm choosing peacock because my body of work here is so splendiferous. :ols:

I'd choose peacock for you also. Because peacocks are full of fanfare and flourish. They're big, fancy, and ornate...and they're not really good for much. :pfft:

I suspect that you'd choose peacock for me also, based on the attention whore angle, but I'm going to switch it up and say cockroach.

I'm always there, scurrying into a thread at the least convenient possible time. I'm certainly an annoyance, but basically harmless.

I also survived ES's version of a nuclear holocaust -- the suicide by mod thread -- despite posting after it was made clear that the next person to post would receive a permaban. We cockroaches an survive anything. :)

I do have quite a few lovable and redeeming qualities. But I keep them carefully concealed under my pseudonym and completely fabricated online personality.

I will say that, unlike most cockroaches, I don't live in Jumbo's bed. :cool:

[Tulane Skins Fan]

...which would mark the highest compliment I've received from you during my tenure here. ;)



I'd choose peacock for you also. Because peacocks are full of fanfare and flourish. They're big, fancy, and ornate...and they're not really good for much. :pfft:

I suspect that you'd choose peacock for me also, based on the attention whore angle, but I'm going to switch it up and say cockroach.

I'm always there, scurrying into a thread at the least convenient possible time. I'm certainly an annoyance, but basically harmless.

I also survived ES's version of a nuclear holocaust -- the suicide by mod thread -- despite posting after it was made clear that the next person to post would receive a permaban. We cockroaches an survive anything. :)

I do have quite a few lovable and redeeming qualities. But I keep them carefully concealed under my pseudonym and completely fabricated online personality.

I will say that, unlike most cockroaches, I don't live in Jumbo's bed. :cool:

I'd choose a hog for you.

[Teller]

...and the ES Introspection Award goes to....


I'm going with howler monkey - because I pick at everyone else's fleas and ignore my own.

:rotflmao:

:cheers:

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I'd choose a hog for you.

It wasn't an option. Jumbo didn't want to see how many of his precious minions want to be me. :silly:

[gbear]

Howler monkey - capable of making a ruckus; few in the U.S. have seen my like; and for those whom I love, willing to do a job many would be disgusted whether it's picking fleas or bits left in teeth.

[BRAVEONAWARPATH]

Dodo here! :pfft:

[clietas]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-t7Q0N2Pip2I/Tp8J01u1avI/AAAAAAAABpA/iAq3f6kUaD4/s1600/Mule+SNout.jpg

[Jumbo]

H H...why don't you give yourself a therapeutic break. :)

[elkabong82]

cockroach, I never really go away

[STBonecrusher21]

Howler

I am constantly screaming at my computer screen while on ES.

[Jumbo]

I've long liked all kinds of money references (and have made them often) when it comes to most all of us and our tailgate antics.

[MLSKINS]

Goltta go with the Dodo. People don't really know what/who I am, and when they find out about me they learn that I am not that impressive....



:silly:

[deejaydana]

I need an option for a crab for me. Crabby seems to fit me well :pfft:

[Jumbo]

I do relate to that damn Dodo a lot too, and in more ways than one. :ols:

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I need an option for a crab for me. Crabby seems to fit me well :pfft:

Dude, I really blew it with the crab thing. Should have dropped the slug and done a dungeness. :(

[Tulane Skins Fan]

Dude, I really blew it with the crab thing. Should have dropped the slug and done a dungeness. :(

We wait on toilet seats...

http://www.hello.timlagasse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/crabs1-200x200.jpg

[Teller]

H H...why don't you give yourself a therapeutic break. :)

Oh I intend to.

Leaving for VA Beach on Saturday. I don't intend to have any contact with you fools, God love ya, for nearly a week.

Enjoy it! :D

[Predicto]

Should have dropped the slug and done a dungeness. :(

That sounds really dirty when you say it that way.

[China]

I'm not sure which one best fits me so I selected sheep. Maybe you guys have a better idea.

[Teller]

That sounds really dirty when you say it that way.

You're on a roll. :ols:


I'm not sure which one best fits me so I selected sheep. Maybe you guys have a better idea.

Nope. You're a parrot. You repeat every piece of strange news that's out there. And, well, everybody likes parrots.

[Jumbo]

That sounds really dirty when you say it that way.


It's a talent.

[nuposse87]

Platypus

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/fe2/713/fd8/resized/platypus-meme-generator-they-said-i-could-be-anything-so-i-became-everything-cce519.jpg?1335848959.jpg

[CrabR]

Jackass because I am stubborn

[HogNose]

I'm not sure which one best fits me so I selected sheep. Maybe you guys have a better idea.

You'd be one of those rare animals from a crazy Daily Mail story. :silly:

http://pinktentacle.com/images/10/human_faced_dog_1.jpg

---------- Post added July-18th-2012 at 02:25 PM ----------

I guess I'd be a Sheep....that every once in awhile will chime in with a "Baaaa" and will loyally follow the Redskin flock.

[abdcskins]

I'm going with a slug, because I sort of loaf through life. As a poster....maybe the dodo because I'm about as basic as it gets.

[Jumbo]

I got your back, abcd...you either have more balls, more honesty, or more humility (or all of the above) than most. :ols:

But I like your posting and think Dodo's way off. ;)

Unless, like me, you just mean you "visit" Dodo-ness from time to time. :D

[SnyderShrugged]

Gosh, I see a ton of viable options. Sadly, probably some wacky mix of howler/jackass/cockroach.
(a loudmouth, sometimes idiot, who just wont go away!)

I'll go with the designation from the board (and suck it up if I hate it!)

[elkabong82]

Gosh, I see a ton of viable options. Sadly, probably some wacky mix of howler/jackass/cockroach.
)

A howling jackcock?


with peacock, cockroach, jack ass, snake, and sheep as options, it seems Jumbo may have his mind on other things...

[Jumbo]

Gosh, I see a ton of viable options. Sadly, probably some wacky mix of howler/jackass/cockroach.
(a loudmouth, sometimes idiot, who just wont go away!)

I'll go with the designation from the board (and suck it up if I hate it!)

Hang in there, amigo, I picked each choice out of noting some of my own craptastic traits that arise from time to time. :D

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with peacock, cockroach, jack ass, snake, and sheep as options, it seems Jumbo may have his mind on other things...

now you're just being a dick




:pfft:

[tiger187126]

howler monkey

[TK]

I'm certainly an annoyance, but basically harmless.

As long as you're aware of it & the consequences that come with it.:)
:fly:

[No_Pressure]

The noble slug: slow, lethargic, easily forgettable. Most people don't notice their presence until they come outside one morning and there are gross shiny track marks where the slug had passed while they were sleeping.

[Predicto]

Gosh, I see a ton of viable options. Sadly, probably some wacky mix of howler/jackass/cockroach.
(a loudmouth, sometimes idiot, who just wont go away!)

I'll go with the designation from the board (and suck it up if I hate it!)

Parrot, of course.

A parrot that is locked in Ron Paul's kitchen 23 hours a day, just listening... then released for one hour to post on the Tailgate.

:)

[Bang]

I chose a cockroach, because I WILL survive, especially when the nuclear idiocy begins in a few weeks over in the Stadium.

But I like my own pic. I think it fits better

~Bang

[Dr. Do Itch Big]

Parrot despite my ability to talk I am still a bird brain. Also, because am quite colorful. Or a jackass because we are so similar anatomically.....

[Jumbo]

Yay! A vote for sluggo! Hmmm. I wonder if if our own mcsluggo will feel offended?
Nah, he's not like h-h. He doesn't always think every jab is all about him. :evilg: :ols:

[Predicto]

Yay! A vote for sluggo! Hmmm. I wonder if if our own mcsluggo will feel offended?
Nah, he's not like h-h. He doesn't always think every jab is all about him. :evilg: :ols:

mcsluggo is a jackass. Definitely a jackass.

[Toe Jam]

Dodo for sure.

[TD_washingtonredskins]

I'm a jackass, but shouldn't we have a category for:

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7GxyshK6oi3JXmzf_3EP1ATkLlkjYd rx6Xxm2357ZEmsyjSiIMQ

[Jumbo]

I was trying to stay with real, not mythical, lifeforms and given the eventual fate of most trolls around here (even if it takes years at times), the lemming was a nod in their direction.

[TD_washingtonredskins]

I was trying to stay with real, not mythical, lifeforms and given the eventual fate of most trolls around here (even if it takes years at times), the lemming was a nod in their direction.

Fair enough, I just wanted an excuse to post the picture of a troll doll. I'm living up to my jackass designation.

[Dictator]

tapeworm for sure. People usually dont notice me

[Yusuf06]

I'm not sure which one best fits me so I selected sheep. Maybe you guys have a better idea.
Well, OK but be careful around this group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHjlM5A1jME


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-t7Q0N2Pip2I/Tp8J01u1avI/AAAAAAAABpA/iAq3f6kUaD4/s1600/Mule+SNout.jpg
This pic definitely made me feel much better about being a jackass. :)

[China]

Well, OK but be careful around this group.


Yes, I'm aware that sex with animals is not uncommon (http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?292733-AJC-Sex-with-animals-It%E2%80%99s-not-uncommon&highlight=bestiality).

[Califan007]

Jackass all the way lol :thumbsup:

Hmm...maybe I should have said "Hyena" due to all the "lols" :cool:

[Special K]

I chose peacock because I like to admire my posts over and over and over and over...

EDIT: I like to edit them a lot too because they can never be too perfect. Then I like to admire my edits as well.

[SWFLSkins]

Parrot or Dodo, can't decide by the pictures...

Well I would have to say your a Parrot, Dodo's are extinct and I found this blurb on the urban dictionary....http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?term=Dodo%20Bird&defid=3370266

Sarah Palin is often seen as a not-so-distant relative of the dodo bird.

Me, I don't know, sometimes all of those I guess.

[wysknz1]

I put slug as I'm always late to the discussions. Probably the time zone difference.

[KAOSkins]

Cockroach. Usually seen scurrying from threads the second they become too lit up. I do leave my dropping here and there and they are not as unpleasant (or as big) as the droppings of some of the critters listed - and usually not noticed, hehehe. I've survived several nuclear flaming wars. Usually like the seedier, underbelly of ES denizens.

[JMS]

Honey Badger

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9m7NaK7fccA/Tb1rLsxxp6I/AAAAAAAAAGE/gfT389jMDaU/s1600/honeybadger3.jpg

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

Dodo.

Uniquely different, but a constant source of wonder and interest from foreign shores. The legacy will die with moi. :cool:

Hail.

[zoony]

I went with th jackass, only because grenade wasn't an option :P

[Jumbo]

I went with th jackass, only because grenade wasn't an option :P

:ols::ols:

[Chachie]

I can't decide if I'm a sheep or a lemming and I'm wondering if everyone else thinks I'm a cockroach. Now I feel like a dodo.

[Prosperity]

I'm definitely a jackass

[Mad Mike]

Howler monkey w/ peacock feathers!

[Barney B]

Holy cow, I had no idea that a common garden slug could ever be so stunningly photogenic. That photo must be of a slug supermodel. :)



I chose peacock because I like to admire my posts over and over and over and over...

EDIT: I like to edit them a lot too because they can never be too perfect. Then I like to admire my edits as well.

I was going to go with jackass, but this convinced me to go with peacock, also.

So maybe that makes me a parrot.

EDIT: Rereading the top... yeah, definitely a jackass. :D

[abdcskins]

I got your back, abcd...you either have more balls, more honesty, or more humility (or all of the above) than most. :ols:

But I like your posting and think Dodo's way off. ;)

Unless, like me, you just mean you "visit" Dodo-ness from time to time. :D

Haha thanks Jumbo. I'm pretty open about my life on here, particularly my struggles. Maybe I just like to moan and groan because I don't have anyone else to talk to lol.

I still think I'm a slug. As someone else said earlier in the thread, a noble unassuming creature.

[China]

As someone else said earlier in the thread, a noble unassuming creature.

Noble? Anyone that's had them as garden pests probably doesn't view them so fondly.

I'm not too fond of the flesh-eating kind myself. ;)

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/8/88/Flesh-Eating_Slug_Repellent.jpg

[Burgold]

I'd guess peacock.

Did I mention my new book has come out and is still in the top 100 for its category in sales :ols:

[HogNose]

I'd guess peacock.

Did I mention my new book has come out and is still in the top 100 for its category in sales :ols:

:ols: Hey you need to add your book (w/link) to your sig.

[Bang]

Honey Badger



Don't you mean Hunny Bajer?

:pfft:

~Beng

[China]

Honey Badger



Badgers?! We don't need no steeenkin' badgers!

[Burgold]

:ols: Hey you need to add your book (w/link) to your sig.

Hey, I should. Have to figure out how. Hmm...

Vertical cover might make it tough