Sayings That Make You Go HMMMMMMMMM....

[Blondie]

Ya know, sometimes you hear things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmm.


I have heard a few sayings....that have made me say hmmm...more than once.

I will begin.........please feel free to add your own. If you can, please credit the author.




"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."
Carrie Snow

;)

Blondie

[Riggo-toni]

:lol:

I was so clueless when I first got married. When my wife said "we need to talk," I made the mistake of.... talking.
-Jeff Foxworthy

[webnarc]

“When we feel stuck, going nowhere--even starting to slip backward--we may actually be backing up to get a running start.”

~ Dan Millman

[Om]

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

-- Emo Phillips

[Om]

What is it about cocaine that makes it so appealing?

"Well... it intensifies your personality."

Yes, but what if you're an @sshole?

-- Bill Cosby

[sippin2020]

Don't forget the master....Yogi Berra:

"This is like deja vu all over again."

"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."

[Renegade7]

Are these just random quotes or something? Okay, I'll bite...

In reality, there are only two tools that you need in life. WD 40, and ducktape. If its supposed to be moving and its not, use the WD 40. If its moving and its not supposed to, use the ducktape.

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it... WM Lewis

[Mad Mike]

There are no absolutes. - Mad Mike :D

[SKINtil8tin]

"Why is it that we drive on parkways,
and park in driveways?" -Steven Wright

[Montilar]

(Said today by my attractive blond trainee working with me this week. From someone I've never met until today.)

"I have a jacuzzi at my house." (She lives out in the country).

And;

"At night I'll go out to it naked." :applause: "You can see if someone is driving up well before they can get there so no one can tell."

Hmmmmmmmm......... I think I need to schedule a "bird" watching trip this weekend...... :tongue:

But then; :thud: she's getting married this summer. :doh: :cry: :cry:


Not exactly what Blondie had in mind but it sure made me go Hmmmmmmmmm.............. :laugh:

[Park City Skins]

If there was dehydrated water, what would you add to it?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up

[gooskins]

Why is there never enough time to do something right but always enough time to do it over ?
-D. Martin

[Brave]

"All you need in this life is a great ego and a tremendous sex drive ... brains don't mean a sh*t. - Captain Tony (former mayor, drug-runner and bar-owner of Key West).

In deepest dark ... the faintest light shines bright. - Hogarth

[Larry]

What good does it do to know on which side your bread is buttered, if you have to eat both sides?

If it's stupid, but it works, then it isn't.

[redskin56]

This is a little fluffy, but the speaker makes it more than worthwhile.

"I am wounded, but I am not dead. I will lie me down to bleed a while, then rise to fight with you again."

-- Jack Kent Cooke

[Brave]

Every rainy day by e-mail
Another virtual page arrives
Of the chapters you'll be writing
In the book called wasted lives

In our racing stripes
We rejoice at being connected
Without touching
Thank god for the internet

We stare at our screens
All our lives
What a waste of eyes
'Till the electrical storm blows our fuses
And we gaze, dumbfounded, at the rain