GoSkins561
May-4th-2004, 12:35 PM
Thought this was good,
> Why men die first .. This is a question that has gone unanswered for
> centuries..... but, now we know.
>
> If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
> race.......you're a male chauvinist.
>
> If you stay home and do the housework.......you're a pansy.
>
> If you work too hard.......there's never any time for her.
>
> If you don't work enough.......you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
> If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay......this is exploitation.
>
> If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay....... you should get off
> your lazy behind and find something better.
>
> If you get a promotion ahead of her.......that is favoritism.
>
> If she gets a job ahead of you.........it's equal opportunity.
>
> If you mention how nice she looks........it's sexual harassment.
>
> If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
>
> If you cry...........you're a wimp.
>
> If you don't..........you're an insensitive bastard.
>
> If you make a decision without consulting her............you're a
chauvinist.
>
> If she makes a decision without consulting you.........she's a liberated
woman.
>
> If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy........that's domination.
>
> If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.
>
> If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear..........you're a
> pervert.
>
> If you don't.............you're gay.
>
> If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
shape..............you're
> sexist
>
> If you don't.................you're unromantic.
>
> If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
>
> If you don't................you're a slob.
>
> If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
>
> If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
>
> If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.
>
> If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
>
> If she has a headache............she's tired.
>
> If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
>
> If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
>
> If you don't...............there must be someone else.
>
> Men die first because they want to
>
>
> Why men die first .. This is a question that has gone unanswered for
> centuries..... but, now we know.
>
> If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
> race.......you're a male chauvinist.
>
> If you stay home and do the housework.......you're a pansy.
>
> If you work too hard.......there's never any time for her.
>
> If you don't work enough.......you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
> If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay......this is exploitation.
>
> If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay....... you should get off
> your lazy behind and find something better.
>
> If you get a promotion ahead of her.......that is favoritism.
>
> If she gets a job ahead of you.........it's equal opportunity.
>
> If you mention how nice she looks........it's sexual harassment.
>
> If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
>
> If you cry...........you're a wimp.
>
> If you don't..........you're an insensitive bastard.
>
> If you make a decision without consulting her............you're a
chauvinist.
>
> If she makes a decision without consulting you.........she's a liberated
woman.
>
> If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy........that's domination.
>
> If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.
>
> If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear..........you're a
> pervert.
>
> If you don't.............you're gay.
>
> If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
shape..............you're
> sexist
>
> If you don't.................you're unromantic.
>
> If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
>
> If you don't................you're a slob.
>
> If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
>
> If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
>
> If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.
>
> If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
>
> If she has a headache............she's tired.
>
> If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
>
> If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
>
> If you don't...............there must be someone else.
>
> Men die first because they want to
>
>