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Dirk Diggler
June-4th-2001, 12:39 PM
Jerry Jones predicts 10 wins for Dallas<br /><br />Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said on Thursday that his team can win 10 games this season and compete for a playoff spot, as reported by the Dallas Morning News today. Jones used that as his explanation for not launching the team into an all-out rebuilding process, saying, "I believe we have the talent and ability to improve to the point that we can win 10 ballgames, and the decisions I’m making are based on that."<br /> <br /> [ January 25, 2002: Message edited by: Die Hard ]

KMP
June-4th-2001, 12:41 PM
And they say Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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All In
June-4th-2001, 01:17 PM
Where are all the media critics? How come ESPN doesn't bad mouth him. WTF?! Snyder sneezes and they bad mouth that.

indyskinsfan
June-4th-2001, 01:25 PM
Skins_Freak,

Dignifying ignorance will make them lose their market http://www.extremeskins.com/ubb/laugh.gif

Just like a cowpatie to "Strut" his stuff in his own coup,
around his hens, but lack the fortitude when confronted by another ****.

Chicken anyone?

Larry
June-4th-2001, 01:38 PM
Well, this could be great news. I figure they've got about the same odds of winning 10 games as we do of winning the Super Bowl.

(Actually, I think our odds may be better).

Anybody know any Cowboy boards we can forward this to? Anything to get discussion away from a certain baseball wannabe.

Henry
June-4th-2001, 01:47 PM
*Rubs hands together*

Excellent! http://www.extremeskins.com/ubb/evil.gif

The longer JJ thinks he can hold off an implosion (that has already occured, BTW), the longer the Cowboys stink and the longer the bandwagon of obnoxious Cowboy fans stays empty. Thanks to those rings Dallas won in the pre-cap era, JJ is retaining his delusions of granduer far longer than most owners would.

Now if only we can figure out a way to beat those guys ...

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Hail to the Redskins!

MikeB
June-4th-2001, 02:19 PM
Not likely. But not really that funny either, considering that Dallas pretty much owns us the past few years.

Let's just hope we don't lose two to Dallas this year...

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Bucs92
June-4th-2001, 02:45 PM
Tony Banks??? Tony Banks???? .....and that stellar run defense...

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Hey, didn't you used to be the Boston Redskins (shaddup!)

NavyDave
June-4th-2001, 03:43 PM
Hey it could happen. It's like the odds of Tampa winning a playoff game in the frozen tundra of green bay

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Yes I'm paid to think and I need a raise

Bucs92
June-4th-2001, 04:48 PM
Ouch Navy Dave.....unfortunately, the only rebuttal I have to that is, "Thank God for the NFC South!"

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Hey, didn't you used to be the Boston Redskins (shaddup!)

redman
June-4th-2001, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Bucs92:
Ouch Navy Dave.....unfortunately, the only rebuttal I have to that is, "Thank God for the NFC South!"

Careful B92, with comments like that we might warm to you after all (warmth of course being the only way that a Buc can survive).

At any rate, all I make that Jones comment out to be is shameless pimping of a bad team in order to get public money to pay for a new stadium to replace the spitoon. Read this for details:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/news/2001/06/01/stadium_roundup_ap/

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Larry
June-5th-2001, 08:41 AM
Tom Benson, Saints owner said:
Sometimes you say, 'Well, maybe they just don't want a team here,'


Or, perhaps, they DO.

Om
July-23rd-2007, 11:05 PM
The more things change ...

:cool:

Chachie
July-23rd-2007, 11:16 PM
Any team in the NFC East can win 10 games in any given season. Injuries usually play it out, usually at the QB position. The sad thing is that it's SUCH a tough division, any one of these 4 teams could lose 10 as well.

:2cents:

LongLostSkin
July-23rd-2007, 11:23 PM
A stretch yes, but not nearly ridiculous as Kitna and Furrey predicting at least 10 wins for the Lions

Lowghost
July-23rd-2007, 11:33 PM
Wow

Om, how hard was it to find this thread ? :)

This was before my time here. :D

Reic
July-23rd-2007, 11:34 PM
I was just beginning highschool when this thread was made, I am now a sophomore in college :laugh:

LongLostSkin
July-23rd-2007, 11:38 PM
lol, I didn't even realize when the thread was started.... wow, seemed like a comment likely to be made today.

Lowghost
July-23rd-2007, 11:45 PM
lol, I didn't even realize when the thread was started.... wow, seemed like a comment likely to be made today.

I think that was why OM bumped it. :silly:

BigDFan5
July-23rd-2007, 11:48 PM
a year later that same roster won 10 games, only the coach changed really

CM916
July-24th-2007, 12:11 AM
The Cardinals will win the NFC West this year! It's one of those timeless articles.

DallasCowboyFan156
July-24th-2007, 02:25 AM
This team did win 9 games last season. It's not a very big stretch to think they might be able to pick up a game and make it to 10.

Edit

LOL. Nevermind. Didn't notice when this thread wa started. Geez that's a long time ago.

Cincycowboy
July-24th-2007, 07:17 AM
Where are all the media critics? How come ESPN doesn't bad mouth him. WTF?! Snyder sneezes and they bad mouth that.

It's not news worthy because most people who are know football recognizethat Dallas is very talented. I know, you think Washington has some players, but you just are not a playoff team. You won't be for some time.

ArmchairRedskin
July-24th-2007, 07:28 AM
It's not news worthy because most people who are know football recognizethat Dallas is very talented. I know, you think Washington has some players, but you just are not a playoff team. You won't be for some time.



Learn to pay attention.

skinsngibbs4life
July-24th-2007, 07:41 AM
Learn to pay attention.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I love cowboy fans :dallasuck

Birdlives
July-24th-2007, 09:11 AM
a year later that same roster won 10 games, only the coach changed really

I'm sure you meant to say TWO years later, being that they went 5-11 that year and the next.

Reic
July-24th-2007, 09:55 AM
It's not news worthy because most people who are know football recognizethat Dallas is very talented. I know, you think Washington has some players, but you just are not a playoff team. You won't be for some time.

yeah, a non playoff team that made it to the divisonal round 2 years ago. When did you do that last?

pjfootballer
July-24th-2007, 12:42 PM
A stretch yes, but not nearly ridiculous as Kitna and Furrey predicting at least 10 wins for the Lions

Furrey said 10, Kitna bumped it to 12.

pjfootballer
July-24th-2007, 12:44 PM
It's not news worthy because most people who are know football recognizethat Dallas is very talented. I know, you think Washington has some players, but you just are not a playoff team. You won't be for some time.

I honestly don't know how you can say that. It would be like me saying Dallass will be 1-15 this year and won't be competative for 5 years. Maybe you could say that about Cleveland, Oakland or Buffalo, but we have alot of good players up and down the roster. Not saying were SB worthy, but jeez come on. That had to be one of the most ignorant statements in a long time.

ABQCOWBOY
July-24th-2007, 12:45 PM
*Rubs hands together*

Excellent! http://www.extremeskins.com/ubb/evil.gif

The longer JJ thinks he can hold off an implosion (that has already occured, BTW), the longer the Cowboys stink and the longer the bandwagon of obnoxious Cowboy fans stays empty. Thanks to those rings Dallas won in the pre-cap era, JJ is retaining his delusions of granduer far longer than most owners would.

Now if only we can figure out a way to beat those guys ...

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Or, perhaps JJ is correct and this team is not as bad as most on this board seem to predict. 10 games, IMO, is not so far fetched. Of course, you have to actually go out and do it but the talent is there IMO.

OK, you got me. I didn't pay attention to the date either. Very sly.

flashback
July-24th-2007, 12:50 PM
I think shortly after that JJ got out of the prognostication business. At least, publicly. :)

Chachie
July-24th-2007, 01:20 PM
I know, you think Washington has some players, but you just are not a playoff team. You won't be for some time.



We were there 2 seasons ago and made the 2nd round. QB change, injuries to Portis, Moss, and our defense took us down hard last year but we have just as much chance of making it back as you guys do.

I have to ask- Are you a CincyCowboy because the Bengals stunk for so long?

Dirk Diggler
July-24th-2007, 01:55 PM
a year later that same roster won 10 games, only the coach changed really

Actually, it was 2 years later. Though that was a completely flukey - totally down year in the NFC East. You guys had the biggest joke of a schedule in history (I think you played Arizona 3 times and Detroit 4 times) and it was almost as if the league willed you to the playoffs.

I miss the days when I had the time to be the #1 Cowboy agitator. :)

Jeremiah_Johnson
July-24th-2007, 11:52 PM
I honestly don't know how you can say that. It would be like me saying Dallass will be 1-15 this year and won't be competative for 5 years. Maybe you could say that about Cleveland, Oakland or Buffalo, but we have alot of good players up and down the roster. Not saying were SB worthy, but jeez come on. That had to be one of the most ignorant statements in a long time.

I don't think its ignorant at all. Look at it objectively. A young, very average qb, and the worst Dline in football..

Now there are things that are in your favor. Very good Oline, Moss and Cooley are studs, and despite the horrible season ST had last year, the addition of Landry should help.

All great building blocks, no doubt. However, IF, and despite what you say, it is still an IF, Campbell can turn the corner and be pretty good, when is the most likely timetable for this to happen? Not this year, the best case would be next year. That would make your Dline absolutely ANCIENT, and news flash for you, they aren't any good now, let alone adding one more year on them.

You have very little young talent on your team to negate the age of your D line, your Oline, and this is probably Springs last year too. All of this because you avoided the draft like the plague the last few seasons.

So when the original poster says........"not a playoff team for quite some time", its really not that hard to look at it and see that he very likely is right on.

bubba9497
July-25th-2007, 12:01 AM
I don't think


the only part of your post that was spot on

the rest is just the same old retarded Pokes good, redskins bad bull ****, that has nothing to back it up, but poke fans spew out as fact :rolleyes:

objectively... did you actually use that word????

I am impresses you actually used it, though you didn't do what the word means but still using words with more than two syllables is a major step for you :applause:


... now if you can actually be objective.... but that is expecting a miracle :laugh:

BigDFan5
July-25th-2007, 12:04 AM
I'm sure you meant to say TWO years later, being that they went 5-11 that year and the next.


you're correct I read the date wrong

Rizwan23Jordan
July-25th-2007, 02:02 AM
I bet by the end of the season, Jerrah is gonna be calling all the plays on offense.

bubba9497
July-25th-2007, 02:21 AM
I bet by the end of the season, Jerrah is gonna be calling all the plays on offense.


:laugh: he'll start day 1 of training camp

tr1
July-25th-2007, 06:12 AM
you're correct I read the date wrong

I'd have to say after JJ, you're the most consistently error prone puke fan posting here.

Please, try to use some links when you make outlandish statements.

Again, thanks in advance.

tr1
July-25th-2007, 06:15 AM
I bet by the end of the season, Jerrah is gonna be calling all the plays on offense.

As told by the expression on Bill's face, Jerrah is a football genius!

http://apse.dallasnews.com/contest/2003/writing/dailyart/0608parcellsjones.jpg

pjfootballer
July-25th-2007, 03:00 PM
http://apse.dallasnews.com/contest/2003/writing/dailyart/0608parcellsjones.jpg

Parcells: Dude I gotta take a massive growler!!

Jerrah: You can use my had to wipe if you want!!

Tom [Giants fan]
July-25th-2007, 04:02 PM
It isn't out of the question for the Cowboys to win 10 games. I think any team in the East could possibly win 10 if they stay healthy. But that is a big IF. Especially with the Giants.

SkinsOrlando
July-25th-2007, 04:29 PM
As told by the expression on Bill's face, Jerrah is a football genius!

http://apse.dallasnews.com/contest/2003/writing/dailyart/0608parcellsjones.jpg


No seriously Bill, I can't wait to hold Wade's nuts in this hand.

SkinsHokieFan
July-25th-2007, 04:32 PM
It's not news worthy because most people who are know football recognizethat Dallas is very talented. I know, you think Washington has some players, but you just are not a playoff team. You won't be for some time.

You are an example as to why Cowboy fans are considered a bit slow

Gotta love these 6 year old bumps

bubba9497
July-25th-2007, 04:41 PM
']It isn't out of the question for the Cowboys to win 10 games. I think any team in the East could possibly win 10 if they stay healthy. But that is a big IF. Especially with the Giants.


win 10... maybe

but the pokes are also the most likely to crumble like a house of cards if one or two things go wrong, creating a domino effect

if for no other reason than the expectations are so high, and there are so many uncertainties...


where as the Skins & Giants, have little or no expectations on them... have a better chance to exceed expectations

TGI Jef
July-16th-2009, 09:35 PM
i know - insane!

JustAfan47
July-16th-2009, 09:43 PM
lol....where did this come from?..

Redskins:Victory_or_Death
July-16th-2009, 09:44 PM
:wtf:

A thread created in 2001 and not commented on since 2007?

Mr. Jones
July-16th-2009, 10:19 PM
I'm confused too...but the coments about Dallas not getting 10 wints in 2007 is somewhat funny after they got 13. Didn't keep them from losing in the playoffs though.

schmitty_199
July-16th-2009, 10:25 PM
Old. Nevermind.

fullnelson9999
July-16th-2009, 11:16 PM
very strange bump.

HRNY4ZRNY
July-17th-2009, 11:46 AM
Cowboys go 5-11
Giants go 10-6
Eagles go 10-6
Redskins go 12-4

Big Blue Joe
July-17th-2009, 01:20 PM
where as the Skins & Giants, have little or no expectations on them... have a better chance to exceed expectationsNice call bubba.

sideshow24
July-17th-2009, 01:33 PM
I wish I had mouse revocation powers.

Justsomeguy
July-17th-2009, 07:11 PM
Dallas will be at the bottom of the division quite soon.

Redskins:Victory_or_Death
July-17th-2009, 07:24 PM
I wish I had mouse revocation powers.http://www.geocities.com/crashakl/Tcpip.jpg

Stophovr6
July-17th-2009, 08:12 PM
That's one hell of a bump OM.

HeHateMe
July-18th-2009, 07:44 PM
2001?......