(fake post)Redskins to acquire Cb Baxter from Ravens!!!!

[TruSkinsFan21]

Just in, Redskins are looking forward to acquiring Gary Baxter from the Ravens!?!?!? I think this would be a great move because he's a shutdown back behind Mc Alister and would possibly upgrade from Smooty which is not a shutdown corner like Springs.


Source: Yahoo Sports:D

[Saqs]

WTF???

[fdarugar]

what the...give me a link...now.

[Akhhorus]

I dont see anything on this, do you have a link?

[Akhhorus]

also, trading isnt allowed until after the Super Bowl.

[TXREDSKINS44]

This can't be true!!!!:doh:

[grego]

isnt it a little early for offseason moves? oh, yeah. it is the offseason already. anywa....gtfooh.

[Akhhorus]

There is nothing on Yahoo, ESPN, CNNSI on this. Nothing on a Google search. Throwing the BS flag until you provide backup.

[afparent]

i just check yahoo.....negative!!!

i think you can be banned for this....have to have link!

[Skeletor The Invincible]

No confirmation. You guys should treat this as a fake. :)

[Akhhorus]

This is crap.

[Blondie]

6 posts and banned for this kind of post.

Is that a record?

Blondie

[fdarugar]

why would you post this garbage, ban this fool if no link is found. this is weak sauce.

[Fred Jones]

So, what we are talking about here is misinformation or information that is provided to misrepresent what the skins are doing. I think Homeland Security needs to be notified of the information security breach. :)

[Coach Williams]

so where is it clown?

[Gamebreaker]

That is about as believable as the thought of Gary Baxter actually being a shutdown corner...

[RDSKNfaithfull]

Gary Baxter will never be a skin his best friend is Peon and him Ray Lewis and Peon and Reed think they are all family

[Coach Williams]

besides chris chambers dusted him on the first play:D

[seanyt]

Hey tru if you have this kind of info before anybody else you must be in with the big guy Mr. Snyder. Tell Mr. Snyder There to throw in Kyle Bowler and Ray Lewis and a few cheerleaders or all trades are off....

[swissarmy47]

Sheesh Baxter isn't nearly the corner Smoot is anyways. The Ravens don't even want him. I live up in Baltimore and they are looking to get rid of him b/c he's simply not good enough as a cover corner and refuses to play safety.

[canesluver]

I think I checked everything on Yahoo sports, even did a Yahoo sports search on Baxter. NOTHING

[Tarhog]

waiting for thread-starter's response......

[CrazyZeb]

TruSkinsFan21, we hardly knew ye. :ciao:

[Blondie]

Originally posted by Tarhog
waiting for thread-starter's response......

You are much more tolerant Tar than I.

Of course, you probably don't get in trouble like I do either!!

:laugh:

;)

Blondie

[Warhead36]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/newbie4.jpg

***2nd pic edited for content***

[Tarhog]

Originally posted by Warhead36
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/newbie4.jpg

2nd pic edited for content

Thats funny Warhead.....but still over the line. I suggest you read the posting rules also.....truskinsfan may outlive you.

Come on ....is it that hard?:rolleyes:

[Canadian Hog]

Heck, I've never put one of these up yet, so I thought now would be a good opportunity.

:bsflag: :bsflag: :bsflag:

[Pete]

Originally posted by Blondie


You are much more tolerant Tar than I.

Of course, you probably don't get in trouble like I do either!!

:laugh:

;)

Blondie


It's all that spicy food your always eatin, and the Latin blood of course;)
:laugh: :laugh:

[TruSkinsFan21]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I hate all of you Dead Skins Fans!!! You guys and Craig my roomie need to get a life!!! Live for da Boys, you guys take this **** to seriously!!! Craig isnt here, i opened the explorer and put some bull**** like the baxter trade on here to see who would bite. You guys are crazy!!! We in Dallas need something like this though. He Admin dont kick craig off he's a low lifer like you idiots!!! Thats why yall are in last place !!!!! 5- 10 riding last!!! LOSERS!!!

[afparent]

is this guy really 22 years old

[AJWatson3]

am i the only person that thinks Baxter is not very good?

[OWUeagleMD]

What in the world are you talking about.

This is a really bizarre thing to make up.

I mean, Gary Baxter?

Even Baxter himself knows that he isn't good enough to be the center of trade rumors. At least fish with a good player... this is just weird.

[Blondie]

Remember aparent. Age does NOT mean maturity.

What a dweeb.

Blondie

[KDawg]

Originally posted by TruSkinsFan21
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I hate all of you Dead Skins Fans!!! You guys and Craig my roomie need to get a life!!! Live for da Boys, you guys take this **** to seriously!!! Craig isnt here, i opened the explorer and put some bull**** like the baxter trade on here to see who would bite. You guys are crazy!!! We in Dallas need something like this though. He Admin dont kick craig off he's a low lifer like you idiots!!! Thats why yall are in last place !!!!! 5- 10 riding last!!! LOSERS!!!

5 and 10 adds to 15, there's 16 games in the regular season, moron, the same record that Dallas and the Giants had.

You must be quite the roommate as well... What a tool.

[afparent]

do your thing Tarhog!! he responded

[TK]

Tar - I've got something rather special for him if you want it.

:evil:

[jflagg215]

Wait, wait, did he call us lowlifes when he got on his ROOMMATES computer just to talk smack. Wow, this is a new LOW. I wonder what they feed these kids in texas.

[RedskinsMarchingBand]

this is prolly BS, but I would be up for a Gardner baxter trade.

[CrazyZeb]

Originally posted by TruSkinsFan21
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I hate all of you Dead Skins Fans!!! You guys and Craig my roomie need to get a life!!!

I love how guys like you never see the irony here.

[jflagg215]

jeez look at how many ppl are on this thread, talk about opening a can of worms kid.

[canesluver]

Originally posted by KDawg


5 and 10 adds to 15, there's 16 games in the regular season, moron, the same record that Dallas and the Giants had.

You must be quite the roommate as well... What a tool.
:rotflmao:

[RedskinsMarchingBand]

Baxter is also on his last year of his contract!!! so he wil up for FA next year this is BS!!

[jimster]

Originally posted by CrazyZeb


I love how guys like you never see the irony here.

I noticed that too

[Tarhog]

Originally posted by TruSkinsFan21
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I hate all of you Dead Skins Fans!!! You guys and Craig my roomie need to get a life!!! Live for da Boys, you guys take this **** to seriously!!! Craig isnt here, i opened the explorer and put some bull**** like the baxter trade on here to see who would bite. You guys are crazy!!! We in Dallas need something like this though. He Admin dont kick craig off he's a low lifer like you idiots!!! Thats why yall are in last place !!!!! 5- 10 riding last!!! LOSERS!!!

I imagine when we let 'Craig your roomie' know what his brain-dead bovine-loving roommates been up to, he'll take care of it. If he needs any help with you, he's got LOTS of local talent to call on for assistance :)

Post again (even once) under his username and I WILL ban your buddy, permanently....just for associating with the likes of you.

And yeah. We do take our team seriously.

Although I can understand why YOU don't :laugh:

[Bugs']

:troll:

[BG]

Dude should be suspended for letting a pukes fan near his machine.

I let an Eagle fan near my machine and he posted some obscenities in a Ramsey discussion thread.

Needless to say I was very embarassed. Om edited it, and I would have gladly taken a suspension for that error in association.

[Canadian Hog]

I hate all of you Dead Skins Fans!!! You guys and Craig my roomie need to get a life!!! Live for da Boys, you guys take this **** to seriously!!! Craig isnt here, i opened the explorer and put some bull**** like the baxter trade on here to see who would bite. You guys are crazy!!! We in Dallas need something like this though. He Admin dont kick craig off he's a low lifer like you idiots!!! Thats why yall are in last place !!!!! 5- 10 riding last!!! LOSERS!!!

When I read this post, an image of that silly looking Cowboys fan in the Meadowlands last night came to mind. The guy was wearing a Terrence Newman jersey, a cowboy's hat (not the team - the hat), and a Zorro mask to go with it. :rolleyes:

[Tom [Giants fan]]

Man, I forgot about all the fake posts that are possible during the offseason here. And this is only the first day of offseason for this board. :doh:

Have the penalties for fake posts gotten harsher to be more of a deterrent?

And hey, Cowboy fan? How does it feel to finish in third behind the most injury plagued team in the NFL? Oh yeah, who just happened to sweep your precious Cowboys too!! :laugh:

[Blondie]

Originally posted by Rejuvenated Canadian Hog


When I read this post, an image of that silly looking Cowboys fan in the Meadowlands last night came to mind. The guy was wearing a Terrence Newman jersey, a cowboy's hat (not the team - the hat), and a Zorro mask to go with it. :rolleyes:


Hey......some of my best friends wear cowboy hats (the hat not the team)

Careful!

;)

Blondie

[Canadian Hog]

Hey......some of my best friends wear cowboy hats (the hat not the team)

Careful!



Blondie

:laugh:

My apologies Blondie. I like certain styles of cowboy hats. I just don't personally think that wearing a Zorro mask with them out in public (on any other day other than Halloween of course) works particularly well. :)

[Painkiller]

so.....anybody else like Corndogs?

:laugh:

[SlinginSammy HOF '63]

Originally posted by TruSkinsFan21
Thats why yall are in last place !!!!! 5- 10 riding last!!! LOSERS!!!

You know what's so comical about this moron's post? His team is also 6-10 and tied with us for last. Typical pukes fan. Know nothing about the sport and can't carry an intelligent football conversation.

[HeHateMe]

In the immortal words of Comic Book Guy, "Worst thread EVER!"

[jpillian]

Nice reference, HeHateMe -- you've got me doing Hank Azaria voices to myself now ... :doh: :laugh:

[SlinginSammy HOF '63]

Originally posted by HeHateMe
In the immortal words of Comic Book Guy, "Worst thread EVER!"

True. Wasted bandwidth.

[HeHateMe]

Originally posted by jpillian
Nice reference, HeHateMe -- you've got me doing Hank Azaria voices to myself now ... :doh: :laugh:

Tell me about it.

If any thread ever deserved it, this one does.

4 pages of replies to!

And I've got two of them.:doh: :laugh:

[HeavyHitta31]

Washington can have Gary "Gets Beat alot" Baxter. Im more interested in Ken Lucas from Seattle.

[HeHateMe]

Originally posted by HeavyHitta31
Washington can have Gary "Gets Beat alot" Baxter. Im more interested in Ken Lucas from Seattle.

Thats a negative.

I want no part of Lucas.

If anyone, I'll take Surtain.

But certainly Baxter over Lucas.

[HeavyHitta31]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks5.jpg

[HeavyHitta31]

Originally posted by HeHateMe


Thats a negative.

I want no part of Lucas.

If anyone, I'll take Surtain.

But certainly Baxter over Lucas.

Surtain isnt a FA untill next season.

[KevinMac]

Originally posted by BG
Dude should be suspended for letting a pukes fan near his machine.



Dude should be suspended, anyway. That way if this really is the guys roommate, he'll kick his tail. If there is no roommate, punishment has been served.

[Tom [Giants fan]]

Step away from the kitten!!

[HeHateMe]

Originally posted by HeavyHitta31


Surtain isnt a FA untill next season.

He's going to get 86'ed.

Stay tuned.

[Akhhorus]

Originally posted by HeHateMe
In the immortal words of Comic Book Guy, "Worst thread EVER!"

"Be assured, I was on the internet immiediately, registering my disgust"

[HeHateMe]

Originally posted by Akhhorus


"Be assured, I was on the internet immiediately, registering my disgust"

Nice reference Mr. X. :laugh:

[Akhhorus]

Originally posted by HeHateMe


Nice reference Mr. X. :laugh:

Obsure trivia and Simpsons quotes, I'm the King.

[Coach Williams]

Originally posted by Akhhorus


Obsure trivia and Simpsons quotes, I'm the King.

No thats me:king:

[Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin]

If you were the King and not a pretender to my throne, you'd know the rest of the line

"...registering my disgust throughout the world."

[stevenaa]

Maybe this dufus is a dorm roomy, in which case it would be hard to punish him for association. Of course, he'll be needing to prove he kicked this cowpokes rump to gain any semblence of respect.

[HeavyHitta31]

Originally posted by Akhhorus


Obsure trivia and Simpsons quotes, I'm the King.

Touche.....

"I will NOT be a gamecock!!!" :D

[Akhhorus]

Originally posted by HeavyHitta31


Touche.....

"I will NOT be a gamecock!!!" :D

watch it, I am a Gamecock.

"Dont worry Lisa, I'll send you to the best school........in South Carolina!"

[Thiebear]

I say give the guy a break.. He probably didnt leave it open.
You have to research history and see the criminal background involved here to see this guy is only being led by example...

Whats another B&E amongst cowbee fans...

If my roomie got me banned from this site he would think Taylor took the field.....:mad:

[HeavyHitta31]

Originally posted by Akhhorus


watch it, I am a Gamecock.

"Dont worry Lisa, I'll send you to the best school........in South Carolina!"

"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."

[Kevin101]

Isn't Parcells second year with every team a guaranteed Super Bowl year?

[HeavyHitta31]

Originally posted by Kevin101
Isn't Parcells second year with every team a guaranteed Super Bowl year?

:doh:

[HeHateMe]

Originally posted by Akhhorus


watch it, I am a Gamecock.

"Dont worry Lisa, I'll send you to the best school........in South Carolina!"

"Looks live heaven is as easy to get into as Arizona State.":D

[Akhhorus]

Originally posted by HeHateMe


"Looks live heaven is as easy to get into as Arizona State.":D

"Once the government approves something, it's no longer immoral!"

[HeavyHitta31]

Originally posted by Akhhorus


"Once the government approves something, it's no longer immoral!"

"Donuts are like women: The more you have, the more you want."

[HeHateMe]

Originally posted by Akhhorus


"Once the government approves something, it's no longer immoral!"

Homer - "God, if you really are God, you'll give me two tickets to the game".

Doorbell rings.

Homer answers.

Ned -"Hey Homer! I got two ticke..."

Homer slams door.

Homer - "Why do you mock me O Lord??"

Marge -"Homer, thats not God, thats just a waffle that Bart tossed up there."

Homer -"God, I know I shouldnt eat thee...Mmmmmm....Sacrelicious!"

[Akhhorus]

Originally posted by HeHateMe


Homer - "God, if you really are God, you'll give me two tickets to the game".

Doorbell rings.

Homer answers.

Ned -"Hey Homer! I got two ticke..."

Homer slams door.

Homer - "Why do you mock me O Lord??"

Marge -"Homer, thats not God, thats just a waffle that Bart tossed up there."

Homer -"Mmmmmm....Sacrelicious!"

"I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. Who came to earth... and then died... only to be brought back to life again. And his name was: E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy. "

[Akhhorus]

"Marge: All of these notes are written in the same hand writing except for this one.
Homer: Oh I wrote that after Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.
[Homer unzips his pants revealing a "wide load" tattoo on his rear end. Everyone laughs]
Grampa Simpson: I say we call Mattlock. He'll find the culprit
Bart: Grandpa. Mattlock isn't real.
Grampa Simpson: Neither are my teeth but I can still eat corn if someone cuts it off of the cob and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eating.
Bart: But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis The Menace. "

[HeHateMe]

Originally posted by Akhhorus


"I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. Who came to earth... and then died... only to be brought back to life again. And his name was: E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy. "

Steward for ship to moon-"Your name sir?"

Homer-"I'm the genius piano guy from that movie"

Steward-"Your name?"

Homer-"Shiney...... Shiney McShine."

[Akhhorus]

"Homer: Hello Mr. Bush, it's your sons, George Bush Jr. and Jeb Bush

George Bush: Barbara, the boys are here, maybe they can help us take care of those Simpsons "

[HeHateMe]

Originally posted by Akhhorus
"Homer: Hello Mr. Bush, it's your sons, George Bush Jr. and Jeb Bush

George Bush: Barbara, the boys are here, maybe they can help us take care of those Simpsons "

Homer-"I'm here to pick up my mail."

Postmaster-"Ok. Your name sir?"

Homer-"Mr. Burns."

Postmaster-"And your first name?"

Homer-"I dont know."

[Akhhorus]

Marge: I appreciate your patriotism, Bart, but I wish you would've chosen something a little more tasteful.
Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.

[Akhhorus]

Ned Flanders: I give you the jury of the damned. Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon...

Richard Nixon: But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.

Ned Flanders: Hey listen, I did a favor for you.

Richard Nixon: Yes, Master.

Ned Flanders: John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flye

[HeHateMe]

Originally posted by Akhhorus
Marge: I appreciate your patriotism, Bart, but I wish you would've chosen something a little more tasteful.
Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.

Old Magic Shop Owner -"Take this, but beware it carries a terrible curse."

Homer -"Ohhh, thats bad."

Old Magic Shop Owner -"But it comes with a free Frogurt."

Homer -"Thats good!"

Old Magic Shop Owner -"The Frogurt is also cursed."

Homer -"Thats bad."

Old Magic Shop Owner -"But you get your choice of topping."

Homer -"Thats good!"

Old Magic Shop Owner -"The topping contains Potassium Benzowate"

Homer with blank stare.

Old Magic Shop Owner -"Thats bad."

Homer -"Can I go now?"

[Akhhorus]

"Homer: C'mon, ovulate, damn you. Ovulate. "

[Akhhorus]

"Krusty the Clown: And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. "

[HeHateMe]

Originally posted by Akhhorus
"Homer: C'mon, ovulate, damn you. Ovulate. "

Homer -"Well, well, well, so Flawless Flanders needs help from Stinkey Pants Simpson."

Flanders -"Yeah, I guess I do."

Homer -"Welly, welly, welly, Mr. Clean wants to hang with Dirty Dingus McGee."

Flanders -"How bout it Homer, will you teach me the secret of you intoxicating lust for life?"

Homer -"WELLITY, WELLITY, WELLITY....."

Flanders -"STOP THAT!"