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March-16th-2005, 10:17 AM
An Irish toast, with beer worth drinking (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7182470)

This St. Patrick's Day, choose quality over quantity.

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The Chicago River is dyed green each St. Patrick's Day. You can debate whether that's wise, but do not — ever — dye your beer the same color.

By Jon Bonné
MSNBC
Updated: 9:57 p.m. ET March 15, 2005

Though plenty of unfortunate things happen when Americans show our love for the Irish, one offense truly stands out.

“The worst thing we've done about St. Patty's Day is to put green food coloring in bad beer,” laments Thomas Dalldorf, editor and publisher of Celebrator Beer News. “The Irish think we're absolutely foolish for doing that.”

There are parades and songs and the chance to dust off that clover-green turtleneck you'd never wear otherwise. But let's face it: Beer plays a big role — a defining role — in how we celebrate St. Patrick's Day.

If we're lauding a country with such great beer, why do so many of us drink gallons of swill come March 17?

The prevailing theory is that the day might, just might, have something more to do with getting plastered than with the originally religious overtones of honoring the Emerald Isle's patron saint. I'd prefer to think maybe it's just because we don't know better.

And there's plenty of propaganda afoot to confuse us. Beer distributors are notorious for carpeting bars and restaurants with the usual displays of shamrocks and leprechauns — “Some of them were just offensive,” says Ciaran Staunton, owner of O'Neill's bar in New York City — to temporarily re-theme drinking holes of any stripe as Irish Central for a day.

It's hard to find much of an economic or cultural link between tepid mass-market monsters like Budweiser and Coors and Irish culture — though Guinness, perhaps in a mark of its own falling star, has been licensed to brew Bud in a Kilkenny facility since 1986, and Coors does manufacture George Killian's Irish Red. That hasn't stopped beer's biggest names from trying to latch onto a wee bit of Irish glory.

Worse, Ireland's own crown brews — Guinness and Harp — have been commandeered by Diageo, the world's largest liquor firm. That brings with it the sort of marketing muscle that makes purists lament the demise of much-loved slogans like “My Goodness, My Guinness!”

"Those don't even exist anymore,” says Kevin Sullivan of Seattle beer merchant Bottleworks. “It's just 'Sale!'”

Even so, I'd like to think that quality can trump quantity on St. Patrick's Day. Why not make it a moment to revel in great beer -- instead of a great many beers?

Guinness is struggling with market share, but it still dominates the Irish market and some 12 million kegs are produced annually. Few other authentic Irish brews even make it to these shores, and then only in tiny quantities.

And frankly, it's hard to beat a pint of Guinness, with its smooth, nitrogen-enhanced head and eat-with-a-spoon flavor. But in the interest of good beer, we decided to consider some alternatives.

Stouts: Let's face it — you can't substitute Guinness. Other Irish stouts like Murphy's may appeal more to some palates, but there's not many on the U.S. market. We gave Cork's storied Beamish Genuine Irish Stout (Scottish & Newcastle, San Rafael, Calif.) a whirl, but the most charitable tasters could do was call it "junior-varsity Guinness."

There's nothing wrong with toasting the day with an American beer, though; domestic microbrew stouts are aplenty. Adam Tolsma, beer director of Green's Beverages in Atlanta, suggests Sierra Nevada's stout as an easy-to-find option, along with Victory Storm King Imperial Stout from Downingtown, Pa., Great Divide's Yeti stout from Denver and the “insanely strong” Dogfish Head WorldWide Stout from Rehoboth Beach, Del.

We were fans of the Old. No. 38 Stout from North Coast Brewing Co. in Fort Bragg, Calif. It's too carbonated for the Irish style, but has a perfumed nose and a coffee finish the length of a freight train. Its name hails from an engine on an old California railroad, and we'll extrapolate from that a nod to the backbreaking Irish role in building rails from sea to sea.

If you can manage to down more than a few of these in one night, you really should reconsider that second career in a sideshow.

Ales: The traditional Irish ale is red and has just a bit of sweetness. Few authentic Irish selections appear on the market, but plenty of domestic facsimiles can be found. We were partial to Dick's Irish Style Ale from Centralia, Wash., which was malty and rich, with some cocoa and coffee in the mix. It also goes great with the corned beef and cabbage you're likely to encounter on your Celtic binge.

You might also try your hand with a cream ale, though one of the most popular “Irish” cream ales, Wexford (Thames America, Sebastopol, Calif.), is actually brewed in England.

Under no circumstances should you toast St. Patrick's Day with British beer, unless you're looking for trouble. Anyway, we thought the Wexford had a Guinness mouthfeel (it uses nitrogen, too) but not much taste.

American ales such as Hale's Cream Ale from Seattle (made in what it calls the “Dublin style”) would certainly stand in as a worthy drink for the night.

Anything else? Our conclusion was that it's really, really hard to trump Guinness when it comes to adding a dash of Irish to your day.

But really, any decent beer should serve you just fine for the evening. Or order up a black and tan (stout or dark ale and light ale mixed). The important part, and we're going to stand by this, is to take the day as an opportunity to celebrate a culture that knows a heck of a lot more about brewing than we do. That means drinking beer that doesn't suck.

And no green food coloring, or the shillelagh patrol may be looking for you.

Lifestyle editor Jon Bonne usually writes about wine. If you're looking for Irish wine, he advises that Wine Geese are easier to find.

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roqnap1
March-16th-2005, 10:34 AM
I've tried several Irish brews...including almost all mentioned above. I just don't have the taste for them.

I don't really have a taste for beer honestly. Miller Lite and Bud Light is about all I can stands and I can't stands no more.

If it's green...doesn't bother me (or my Irish heritage for that matter)

Baculus
March-16th-2005, 11:20 AM
Beer is a developed taste, and the richer, headier beer takes time to develop an appreciate for it. I think that folks don't know how to drink the beer - similar to drinking wine, there is a certain way to breath to get some of the complexities of the beer. (The same way when it comes to drinking a good whiskey.) It's almost a circular breathing and hard to explain, but you breath through your nose, and you suddenly notice other flavors that you may have missed.

I love Guiness, but I think there are other, better stouts, many of which you can find in a local brewpub or beer store. I'd try perhaps trying a good ale of some type, then perhaps working its way upwards to stouts. It's like pizza - Pizza Hut is edible, but you eat it anyways, even if you've had really good pizza that is far superior.

forbeskin
March-16th-2005, 11:32 AM
I dont think anything beats a nice black and tan. (Guinness with bass) but gotta be poured with a spoon, so you get nice seperation. There's nothing like a good dark beer. If any of you guys are in the northwest, McMenamins makes a great Terminator stout. Sam Adams Cream Stout is a good brew as well, you def. got to have a taste for darker brews, but they are the best.

GrimReefa
March-16th-2005, 11:55 AM
If you want an Irish Ale, try a Smithwicks. You have to poke around for it, but it's definately worth it if you can find it.

Sam Adams (any flavor) is great, and anything from Boston can be considered to be at least Irish inspired.

Killian's is about as Irish as fortune cookies are Chinese, but hey, corned beef and cabbage aren't really Irish, either. You could do worse with cheap beer. However, that isn't really the point, is it?

Harp Lager is really all you kind find that's Irish if you're looking for a lighter (as in, not dark, not low cal...see the end of the post for low cal beers) beer.

As the article mentions, though, you simply can't beat a Guinness on St. Patrick's day (make sure you get the draught, not the extra stout, if for no other reason than the draught is brewed in Dublin while the ES is brewed in Canada - nothing against Canada).

While we're on the subject of good beer, when cinco de mayo comes around, make sure you drink Dos Equis rather than Corona. The former is so much better it's not funny.

The best British beer is Bass, but I have prejuideces against anything that was designed to be served lukewarm.

Pretty much every German beer is going to be good, but I've never had Becks, and I'm definately wary of anything low calorie. It is absolutely impossible that the new 64 calorie Becks is drinkable.

As for Canadian beer...just pick one. I've never had a bad Canadian beer. Molson, Moosehead, Labatt's, it doesn't matter.

Finally, if you absolutely insist on drinking light beer (unadvisable, and an absolute crime on St. Patrick's Day), the only light beers worth drinking are Sam Adams and Amstel. Although, it goes without saying, in neither case are either the lights anywhere near as good as the originals.

riggins44
March-16th-2005, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by forbeskin
There's nothing like a good dark beer.

A man after my own heart. I love dark beers. Guinness has
to be my favorite. I've made a couple of stout homebrews.

Dark beer has such great flavor.

NoCalMike
March-16th-2005, 01:37 PM
I really like Guiness, and the full flavor it has. Not to mention throwing in some Jameson's and Baileys to make Irish Car Bombs that will get you nice and toasted for the evening, and FAST.

I like Becks, but I really like the Becks Dark brew that I have seen popping up in stores lately.

As far as mexican beer, I would say Corona is the most overrated beer of all time(not just most overrated mexican beer, but all around), and would agree with GrimReefa that nothing beats a Dos Equis with a sliver of lime and a lil' shake of salt on the top.

St. Polly Girl's is a nice stand-in for Heineken for those wanting to save $1-$2 dollars per six pack, and the bite in the taste is a litte lighter as well.

For my cheap "Lets go frisbee golfing" beer, I go with Rolling Rock.

Soliloquy
March-16th-2005, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by forbeskin
I dont think anything beats a nice black and tan.

Just don't call it that in Ireland.
Still a tasty concoction.