fuji869
March-24th-2005, 06:48 PM
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out, but they had a few too many Bacardi breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither of them had anything to wipe with so the first one thought quickly - she would take off her panties, use them and throw them away.
Her friend however was wearing an expensive pair of panties and did not want to lose them. Luckily she found a large ribbon on a wreath that was hanging on one of the graves. She proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls took care of business, they headed home.
The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said, "Listen, these damn girls' nights out are gonna stop.
Would you believe my wife came home last night with no panties?"
"Tell me about it," said the other guy.
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said, "From all of us at the fire station. We will never forget you!"
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither of them had anything to wipe with so the first one thought quickly - she would take off her panties, use them and throw them away.
Her friend however was wearing an expensive pair of panties and did not want to lose them. Luckily she found a large ribbon on a wreath that was hanging on one of the graves. She proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls took care of business, they headed home.
The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said, "Listen, these damn girls' nights out are gonna stop.
Would you believe my wife came home last night with no panties?"
"Tell me about it," said the other guy.
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said, "From all of us at the fire station. We will never forget you!"