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SkinsRback04
April-21st-2005, 11:23 PM
Here is a plotline for a hot pre-draft scenario:

You are the Washington Redskins FO.

You wait until a few days before the draft to make a 1st round #25 deal and interview a QB for that pick.

You wait all of this time to do this because??? Well, for one thing you just know that all of those genius sports analysts and reporters out there will spoil everything for you if given the chance.

Now, you don't actually engage in an interview process with said QB until right before the draft because it wouldn't be prudent to do so earlier. No, instead you wait until you can time the securing of the pick and the interview process of the boy wonder right before the draft. A true stroke of Genius if ever I heard of one. I can't wait to see how this ends. I tell you the suspense is killing me.

But wait, patience dear readers, it gets better. You somehow slip up and allow Pasta the Hut to get wind of your sly shenanigans. Yes, one of the chief 'cause celebre's' of your Paranoia has just undone all your hard work. Holy Moly, what to do? Before long, even Mort the Mentally Challenged has joined in on the fracas and is zeroing in on 'The Truth'. Truly what started as a simple plan of subterfuge has now grown into a situation which can best be described as a 'pickle'.

So before you can say 'Bob's your uncle' the entire NFL world knows of your 'secret plan' and your hopes for consummate surprise are dashed upon the rocks of evil misfortune. Of course in order to have worked, said plan had to be maintained in strictest secrecy as the buzz flying around the 'obje't desire' was surely as intense as that surrounding the brightest lights of the Draft. The constant scuttlebutt, the intense interest shown to one J. Campbell of Auburn was so persistent, so overwhelming this truly had to be a 'stealth project'. If there were any leaks, well, I don't have to tell you how negatively that could impact 'the plan'.

And now, Oh how the Mighty are fallen! The Great Work is no more. All that can be done is to feverishly try to cover the now brutally exposed tracks of intention with sly subterfuge. Aimless Press Conferences and PR releases abound in a flurry of pointless deception. Speculations of Trading up, Down, Sideways and Reverse are proffered to a now much wiser and informed media pool. It is all in vain. You are undone..............sigh.

As the battery of insults and invective begin to accumulate at your doorstep, you experience the 'coup de gras' delivered by no less an assemblage as the ESPN NFL Draft Expert Commentators. As their Pre-Draft show slips off into commercial break following coverage of your potential #25 pick, you hear the sounds of harsh laughter and guffaws rising from the panel.

You understand this is only fair. You have failed in the Great Work...otherwise known as the 'Campbell Project'. You did your best. You waited until just before the draft. You waited to acquire a pick. You waited to engage in a serious interview. It was all right there...right in the palm of your hands.

In the end you hope to learn from your mistakes. You hope for sunshine and rainbows to return to Redskin Park once again. Ah Fortune!

(edited for substantial errors a la Pastabelly).

SkinsHokieFan
April-21st-2005, 11:28 PM
I am telling you, Gibbs, Snyder and Cerrato have their hands on their stomachs laughing so hard at how the media has bought this hook line and sinker.

Its incredible that people that I used to repsect like Mortenson say "the Redskins got 'caught'"

What a friggin boob. Internal investigation? MY GOD!

I was laughing so hard during the draft show and I bet our FO was also. I can't wait to see what we really do on Saturday

SEANTAYLORISDAMAN
April-21st-2005, 11:34 PM
my oh my, can saturday get here any slower?!?!?!

FARAPS
April-21st-2005, 11:42 PM
jason cambell is from auburn not arkansas

SkinsRback04
April-21st-2005, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by SkinsHokieFan
I am telling you, Gibbs, Snyder and Cerrato have their hands on their stomachs laughing so hard at how the media has bought this hook line and sinker.

Its incredible that people that I used to repsect like Mortenson say "the Redskins got 'caught'"

What a friggin boob. Internal investigation? MY GOD!

I was laughing so hard during the draft show and I bet our FO was also. I can't wait to see what we really do on Saturday

I swear to God, if ESPN didn't have exclusive rights to the draft I would boycott it.

SkinsRback04
April-21st-2005, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by FARAPS
jason cambell is from auburn not arkansas

Funny...no matter how many times I proofread this stuff errors always occur. Where's the editors when you need them? :laugh:

Ancalagon the Black
April-21st-2005, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by SkinsRback04
As the battery of insults and invective begin to accumulate at your doorstep, you experience the 'coup de gras' delivered by no less an assemblage as the ESPN NFL Draft Expert Commentators.

Not sure if you intended this, but do you realize that the way you spelled 'coup de grace' translates to 'stroke of fat'?

Pretty appropriate for ESPN’s reporters, I figure. ;)

Gilgamesh
April-21st-2005, 11:47 PM
It's hard to edit text when it has peanut butter all over it...

SkinsRback04
April-21st-2005, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by Ancalagon the Black


Not sure if you intended this, but do you realize that the way you spelled 'coup de grace' translates to 'stroke of fat'?

Pretty appropriate for ESPN’s reporters, I figure. ;)

Another Pastabelly error, I'm certain...but it works either way. :laugh:



Gilgamesh,

Ouch, that's ESPN harsh! :whip:

Skinsfan1311
April-22nd-2005, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by SkinsHokieFan
I am telling you, Gibbs, Snyder and Cerrato have their hands on their stomachs laughing so hard at how the media has bought this hook line and sinker.

Its incredible that people that I used to repsect like Mortenson say "the Redskins got 'caught'"

What a friggin boob. Internal investigation? MY GOD!

I was laughing so hard during the draft show and I bet our FO was also. I can't wait to see what we really do on Saturday Oh God...how I hope that you're right!!:cheers:

Mr. S
April-22nd-2005, 07:21 AM
i gotta agree, as irritating as all these crazy draft rumors are: Campbell, Edwards, Alex Smith, whoever, the redskins FO is prolly planning what new info to release today. I think come next monday, this will go down as the greatest plot of secrecy since D-Day.

All the media would just say 'man, we were fooled hardcore" and then say "the redskins had a bad draft, they should have traded all their picks this year, next year, Ramsey, Gardner, and Brunell for the 49ers pick this year, so they could have gotten Alex Smith or Braylon Edwards."

Anyways, come saturday I still belive its Carlos Rogers, and then a trade down with 25, and get the best available DE or WR, maybe even Heath Miller if he's available.

Goaldeje
April-22nd-2005, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by SkinsHokieFan
I am telling you, Gibbs, Snyder and Cerrato have their hands on their stomachs laughing so hard at how the media has bought this hook line and sinker.

Its incredible that people that I used to repsect like Mortenson say "the Redskins got 'caught'"

What a friggin boob. Internal investigation? MY GOD!

I was laughing so hard during the draft show and I bet our FO was also. I can't wait to see what we really do on Saturday


You really think they watched? I think they knew how much they would run with this, set it in motion, and now can do whatever they need to do, having sent the media on a fantastic rabbit chase. (Be vewy, vewy quiet. huh huh huh. It's wabbit season) :laugh: :laugh:

ohioskinfan
April-22nd-2005, 07:54 AM
For the supposedly weak draft, this one is generating alot of fun.