Favorite Lyrics?

[Spaceman Spiff]

What are your favorite song lyrics?


"Drunk by noon but thats okay, I'll be president someday..." Sublime

[dfitzo53]

"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need"

-The Rolling Stones

[PSUHeckler]

"Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
and I'm a sinner
Playing my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one"


-Steve Miller Band

[Renegade7]

Even the sun goes down
Heros eventually die
Horoscopes often lie

But sometimes why,
nothing is for sure
nothing is for certain
nothing last forever

but until they close the curtain,

it's him and I
Aquemini


"Outkast"

[Mufumonk]

Tool: Reflection

I find that I can see a light at the end down
Beneath my self-indulgent pitiful hole.
Defeated I Concede and move closer. I may find comfort here
I may find peace within the emptiness. How pitiful.
It's calling me.
It's calling me.
It's calling me.
It's calling me.

And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping.
The moon tells me a secret. My confidant.
As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own
A million light reflections pass over me
It's source is bright and endless.
She resuscitates the hopeless
Without her we are lifeless satellites dreaming dreams.
And as I pull my head out I am without one doubt
Don't want to be down here feeding my narcissism
I must crucify the ego before it's far too late
I pray the light lifts me out before I pine away.
before I pine away.
before I pine away.
before I pine away.

So crucify the ego before it's far too late
To leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical
And you will come to find that we are all one mind
(*)
Just let the light touch you and let the words spill thorough
Just let them pass right through, bringing out our hope and reason.

before I pine away.
before I pine away.
before I pine away.
before I pine away.

[just skins baby]

"but there's booze in the blender, and soon it will render, that frozen concoction that helps me hang on"

[TK]

ANYBODY LISTENING?
Music and Lyrics by: Chris DeGarmo & Geoff Tate

You and I
long to live like the wind upon the water.
If we close our eyes, we'll maybe realize
there's more to life than what we have known.
And I can't believe I've spent so long
living lies I know were wrong inside,
I've just begun to see the light.

Long ago there was a dream,
had to make a choice or two.
Leaving all I loved behind,
for what nobody knew.
Stepped out on the stage, a life
under lights and judging eyes.
Now the applause has died and I
can dream again...

Is there anybody listening?
Is there anyone that sees what's going on?
Read between the lines,
criticize the words they're selling.
Think for yourself and feel the walls
become sand beneath your feet

Feel the breeze?
Time's so near you can almost taste the freedom.
There's a warm wind from the south.
Hoist the sail and we'll be gone,
by morning this will all seem like a dream.
And if you don't return to sing the song,
maybe just as well.
I've seen the news and there's
not much I can do...alone

Is there anybody listening?
Is there anyone who smiles without a mask?
What's behind the words--images
they know will please us?
I'll take what's real. Bring up the lights.

Is there anybody listening?
Is there anyone that sees what's going on?
Read between the lines,
criticize the words they're selling.
Think for yourself and feel the walls...
become sand beneath your feet.

[Doozinbrah]

Hey Renegade, your kinda young to know Aquemini, lol j/k. But I'm feelin you on Outkast. This is my favorite song by far ever.

"SpottieOttieDopalicious"


[Hook]
Damn damn damn James

[Pat Brown]
Dickie shorts & Lincoln's clean
leanin' checking out the scene
Gangsta boys Bigga's lit ridin' out talkin' ****
Nigga where you wanna go?
You know the club don't close 'til four
let's party 'til we can't no more
Watch out here come the folks

[Dre]
As the plot thickens it gives me the dickens
Reminiscent of Charles a li'l disco-tech
nestled in the ghettoes of Niggaville, USA
via Atlanta, Georgia a li'l spot where
young men & young women go to experience
they first li'l taste of the nightlife
Me? Well I've never been there, well perhaps once
But I was so engulfed in the Old "E"
I never made it to the door you speak of hard core
while the DJ sweatin' out all the problems
and the troubles of the day
While this fine bow-legged girl fine as all outdoors
lulls lukewarm lullabies in your left ear
competing with "Set it Off," in the right
But it all blends perfectly let the liquor tell it
"Hey hey look baby they playin' our song"
And the crowd goes wild as if
Holyfield has just won the fight
But in actuality it's only about 3 A.M.
and three niggas just don' got hauled
off in the ambulance [sliced up]
two niggas don' start bustin' [wham wham]
and one nigga don' took his shirt off talkin' 'bout
"Now who else wanna **** with Hollywood Court?"
It's just my interpretation of the situation

[Hook]

[Big Boi]
When I first met my SpottieOttieDopalicious Angel
I can remember that damn thing like yesterday
The way she moved reminded me of a Brown Stallion
horse with skates on smooth like a hot comb
on nappy ass hair
I walked up on her & was almost paralyzed
her neck was smelling sweeter
than a plate of yams with extra syrup
eyes beaming like four karats apiece just blindin' a nigga
felt like I chiefed a whole O of that Presidential
My heart was beating so damn fast
never knowing this moment would bring another
life into this world
Funny how **** come together sometimes [ya dig]
One moment you frequent the booty clubs &
the next four years you & somebody's daughter
raisin' y'all own young'n now that's a beautiful thang
that's if you're on top of your game
and man enough to handle real life situations [that is]
Can't gamble feeding baby on that dope money
might not always be sufficient but the
United Parcel Service & the people at the Post Office
didn't call you back because you had cloudy piss
So now you back in the trap just that, trapped
Go on and marinate on that for a minute

[dannyboy70]

How about the two suckiest? Both by Van Halen...

"Hey you! Who said that? Baby, how you been?"

"...an only time will tell, if we stand the test of time"

[Ax]

Get My Rocks Off - Dr. Hook and The Medicne Show

Some men need some killer weed, some men need cocaine.
Some men need some cactus juice, to purify the brain.
Some men need two woman, some need alcohol.
Everybody needs a little something but Lord I need it all.
To get my rocks off
Get my rocks off
Get my rocks off a mountain and roll'em on down the hill.

http://cdsampler.com/mp3.cgi/21094ag.mp3

[TC4]

Every Kinda People - Robert Palmer....


Said the fight to make ends meet
Keeps a man upon his feet
Holding down his job
Trying to show he can’t be bought

Ooh it takes every kinda people
To make what life’s about, yeah
Every kinda people
To make the world go ’round

Someone’s looking for a lead
In his duty to a king or to a creed
Protecting what he feels is right
Fights against wrong with his life

There’s no profit in deceit
Honest men know that
Revenge does not taste sweet
Whether yellow, black or white
Each and every man’s the same inside

It takes every kinda people
To make what life’s about, yeah
It takes every kinda people
To make the world go ’round
Doo doo doo......

You know that love’s the only goal
That could bring a peace to any soul
Hey and every man’s the same
He wants the sunshine in his name

It takes every kinda people
To make what life’s about, yeah
It takes every kinda people
To make the world go ’round
Mmmm, every kinda people
To make what life’s about

[chomerics]

In the days of my youth,
I was told what it means to be a man.
Now I've reached the age,
I've tried to do all those things the best I can.

[Clutch03]

I have a couple of them ... so here they go:

"Your coming with me feel it or not your gonna fear it like I showed you the spirit of God lives in us"
- Eminem

"Can you even imagin not having a fear in this world? I'm cool in my after life if I'm reading this chapter right."
-Jay Z

"If I ain't gonna be part of the greatest ... I have to be the greatest myself."
-Busta Rhymes

"I don't know whats better gettin laid or gettin paid. I just know when I'm gettin one the other is gettin away."
-Kanye West

[The Sir]

"But I'mma take her back hoping that that **** stop/ Cuz who I'm talking bout y'all is hip-hop"
-Common Sense

"I would like to raise my children to grow to be soldiers/ but then a general would decide when their life would be over"
-Immortal Technique

"See I know yo, slow your roll, give a good to go/
Guys be lackin in this thing called rappin just for dough/
Of course we gotta pay rent, so money connects, but uhh/
I'd rather be broke and have a whole lot of respect/
It's the principal of it, I get a rush when I bust/
some dope lines oral, that maybe somebody'll quote/
That's what I consider real, in this field of music/
Instead of puttin brain cells to work they abuse it/
Non-conceptual, non-exceptional/
Everybody's either crime-related or sexual/
I'm here to make a difference, besides all the riffin/
The traps are not stickin, rappers stop flippin/
For those who pose lyrical but really ain't true I feel"
-O.C.

"To all Cultivators of Mindless Crap/
I Rarely Recognize the Rude Ramblings of those Random Riff Raffs/
Cuz they just Rap and I [eMCee]"
-J-Live

[The Sir]

"Two sips from being alcoholic, nine-hundred-ninety-nine thou from being rich but now I'm all for it"
-Nas

[jwpanic]

watch out where the huskies go an' don't you eat that yellow snow- frank zappa

[codeorama]

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!

Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY!

[Doozinbrah]

"Pure Morning"- Placebo

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
A friend who’s dressed in leather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who’ll tease is better ,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
My japanese is better,
And when she’s pressed she will undress,
And then she’s boxing clever,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,

Day’s dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]
Pure morning, [repeat this three more times]

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who’ll tease is better,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,

Day’s dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]
Pure morning,[repeat this three more times]

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
My japanese is better,
And when she’s pressed she will undress,
And then she’s boxing clever,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breast and all the rest,
A friend who’s dressed in leather

[Park City Skins]

I don't know about favorite, but fitting would be the following, ( sorry. Started off day by having face to plywood altercation. Face lost. Went downhill from there. Man 3:30 couldn't come fast enough. :chug:

It's just one of those days
When ya don't wanna wake up
Everything is , everybody sucks.
You don't really know why
But you wanna justify rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away !
It's just one of those days!
It's all about the he said she said
I think you better quit lettin' slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bull
I think you better quit talkin' that
It's just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm up your program
And if you're stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get up
Your best bet is to stay away mother
It's just one of those days!
It's all about the he said she said bull
I think you better quit lettin __ slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bull
I think you better quit talkin that , punk
So come and get it
I feel like
My suggestion is to keep your distance
Cuz right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like
And been treated like
All those mother , they want to step up
I hope ya know
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight
(repeat)
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break your in' face tonite
Give me something to break
Just give me something to break
How 'bout your *in' face?
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw, what?
A chainsaw (what?), a muther n' chainsaw, what?
SO COME and get it
It's all about the he said she said bull.
I think you better quit lettin **** slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bull
I think you better quit talkin that
So come and get it

[China]

From Pink Floyd's Song Dogs on the album Animals


You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.

And after a while, you can work on points for style
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.

You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you get older
And in the end you'll pack, fly down south
Hide your head in the sand
Just another sad old man
All alone and dying of cancer.

And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest that you've sown
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone
And it's too late to loose the weight you used to need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down alone
Dragged down by the stone.

I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused
Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used
Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake of this creeping malaise
If I don't stand my own ground, how can I find my way out of this maze?

Deaf, dumb, and blind, you just keep on pretending
That everyone's expendable and no-one had a real friend
And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner
And you believe at heart, everyone's a killer.

Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a seat in the stand
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone.


I also like Pink Floyd's Hey You, particularly this part:


But it was only fantasy.
The wall was too high, as you can see.
No matter how he tried he could not break free.
And the worms ate into his brain.

[TODD]

Originally posted by dannyboy70
How about the two suckiest? Both by Van Halen...

"Hey you! Who said that? Baby, how you been?"

"...an only time will tell, if we stand the test of time"

"Whooooowheeee that suit is you! You'll get some leg tonight for sure! Tell us how you DO!"

"C'mon Dave, gimme a break".

"One break, comin' up......."

:doh:

[TODD]

"Nicotine, valium, vicaden, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol... c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!"

repeat 16x


The simple bliss of QOTSA.

[skinsterp]

I have to go with John Prine.

Here are the lyrics to
'Please Don't Bury Me'

Woke up this morning
Put on my slippers
Walked in the kitchen and died
And oh what a feeling!
When my soul
Went thru the ceiling
And on up into heaven I did ride
When I got there they did say
John, it happened this way
You slipped upon the floor
And hit your head
And all the angels say
Just before you passed away
These were the very last words
That you said:

Chorus:
Please don’t bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I’d druther have em cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don’t mind the size
Give my stomach to milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get em out of here
Venus de milo can have my arms
Look out! I’ve got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to rose

Repeat chorus

Give my feet to the footloose
Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy
Don’t pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane
It’s a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south
And kiss my ass goodbye

Repeat chorus

[hokie4redskins]

Ambush in the night,
all guns aiming at me,
they open fire on me now,
protected by His Majesty......ooooweee

[hokie4redskins]

actually, any Bob Tuff Gong label is money. Every song has lyrics that'll hitcha.

[Joeythetapeworm]

skinsterp knows what he's talking about. John Prine is a pretty damn brilliant songwriter.

[Sebowski]

"I hope I get old before I die"
-They Might Be Giants

"Chewing out a rhythm on my bubblegum. The sun is out, and I want some."
-Dee Dee Ramone

[SkinSabbath]

Pink Floyd

The Wall

Free Four / One of My Turns

Life is a short, warm moment
And death is a long cold rest
You get your chance to try
In the twinkling of an eye
Eighty years, with luck, or even less

Day after day,
Our love turns gray,
Like the skin on a dying man.
And night after night,
We pretend it's all right,
But I have grown older,
And you have grown colder,
And nothing is very much fun, anymore.
And I can feel,
One of all my turns coming on.
I feel,
Cold as a razor blade,
Tight as a tourniquet,
Dry as a funeral drum.

Run to the bedroom,
In the suitcase on the left,
You'll find my favorite axe.

[Mufumonk]

A couple other favorites of mine:


Grateful Dead - Jack Straw

We can share the women
We can share the wine
We can share what we got of yours
'Cause we done shared all of mine

Keep a rolling
Just a mile to go
Keep on rolling, my old buddy
You're moving much too slow


I just jumped the watchman
Right outside the fence
Took his ring, four bucks in change
Now ain't that heaven sent?


Hurts my ears to listen, Shannon
Burns my eyes to see
Cut down a man in cold blood, Shannon
Might as well be me


We used to play for silver
Now we play for life
One's for sport and one's for blood
At the point of a knife
Now the die is shaken
Now the die must fall
There ain't a winner in this game
Who don't go home with all
Not with all...


Leaving Texas
Fourth day of July
Sun so hot, clouds so low
The eagles filled the sky


Catch the Detroit Lightning
Out of Santa Fe
Great Northern out of Cheyenne
From sea to shining sea


Gotta get to Tulsa
First train we can ride
Got to settle one old score
And one small point of pride...


Ain't no place a man can hide, Shannon
Keep him from the sun
Ain't no bed will give us rest, man,
You keep us on the run


Jack Straw from Wichita
Cut his buddy down
Dug for him a shallow grave
And layed his body down


Half a mile from Tucson
By the morning light
One man gone and another to go
My old buddy you're moving much too slow


We can share the women
we can share the wine...






Pink Floyd - Echoes

Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves in labyrinths of coral caves
The echo of a distant tide
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine
And no one showed us to the land
And no one knows the wheres or whys
But something stirs and
Something tries
And starts to climb towards the light
Strangers passing in the street
By chance two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand the best I can
And no one calls us to the land
And no one forces down our eyes
And no one speaks
And no one tries
And no one flies around the sun
Cloudless every day you fall
Upon my waking eyes
Inviting and inciting me to rise
And through the window in the wall
Comes streamin in on sunlight wings
A million bright ambassadors of morning
And no one sings me lullabies
And no one makes me close my eyes
So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky.

[RyansRangers]

"Everything has Changed, Absolutley Nothings Changed"

Courdoroy - Pearl Jam

[NYSkins1]

"It's like a dream you try to remember, but it's gone / Then you try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn."
Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me

"I'm so cool; too bad I'm a loser."
Barenaked Ladies - Falling For the First Time

[RyansRangers]

When I get to Heavan
Saint Peter's Gonna Say
How'd your earn your livin
How'd you earn your pay
I'll Reply with a whole lot of anger
I made my living as an Airborne Ranger
Living a life of guts and danger
Airborne ---- Ranger---

US ARMY JODY - ST PETER

[jenmdixon]

Originally posted by codeorama
Body...wanna feel my body?
....
Every man wants to be a macho macho man
....

code, I will now and forever picture you as one of the Village People :laugh:


Some of my favorites off the top of my head (there are way too many to name here...):

I don't wanna be hip and cool
I don't wanna play by the rules
Not under the thumb of the cynical few
Or laden down by the doom crew
~Howard Jones 'New Song'

Set your mind on what you want and you can go higher
Put detailed thought into every desire
Believe in yourself you know what you'll find
There is no "can't" in a trouble-free mind
~Shamen 'Move Any Mountain'

You can’t change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the world
~Depeche Mode 'New Dress'

[just skins baby]

I always try to sing this one at the top of my lungs when I hear it on the radio:

"Little old lady got mutilated late last night"
Werewolves of London.

That is one heckuva tongue twister.

[bofluid]

Originally posted by Renegade7
Even the sun goes down
Heros eventually die
Horoscopes often lie

But sometimes why,
nothing is for sure
nothing is for certain
nothing last forever

but until they close the curtain,

it's him and I
Aquemini


"Outkast"



Originally posted by The Sir
"Two sips from being alcoholic, nine-hundred-ninety-nine thou from being rich but now I'm all for it"
-Nas

Both of these are amongst my favorites. I'm glad to see them mentioned. I'll contribute this verse:

Poisonous paragraphs, smash ya phonograph
in half, it be the Inspectah Deck on the warpath
First class leavin mics with a cast
Causin ruckus like the aftermath when guns blast
Run fast, here comes the verbal assaulta
Rhymes runnin wild like a child in a walker
I scored from the inner slums abroad
And my thoughts are razor sharp I sliced the mic from the cord
First they criticize, but now they have become
mentally paralyzed with hits that I devise
Now I testify, the rest is I, Rebel INS
Ya highness, blessed to electrify
with voltage of an eel, truth that I reveal'll
crush the amateurs who screamed to keep it real
Caesar black down hoodied up and fatigues
Part time minor leagues receive third degrees
Attack like a wolf pack, once I pull back
the God-U, and bust through like a fullback

[Posse81]

Now, little boy lost, he takes himself so seriously
He brags of his misery, he likes to live dangerously
And when bringing her name up
He speaks of a farewell kiss to me
He's sure got a lotta gall to be so useless and all
Muttering small talk at the wall while I'm in the hall
How can I explain?
Oh, it's so hard to get on
And these visions of Johanna, they kept me up past the dawn

[TSmithTheReal#36]

With fists raised high in tightened knots
The room explodes and now this blood is on your hands
And there is no time for a second chance
To paint my face with blood and tears and cover up
In an open book that no one reads
A misspelled word that no one know
You stole the rain
Then you turned around and tore my life in two
Just like the picture that once hung on the wall in the room that we used to share
So fold me up and put me back in the place where you used to keep your heart
-Thursday-

[codeorama]

Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk



I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor ***** poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

[tex]

Not my all time but something nice from what I’m listening to at moment.

Yonder comes Miss Rosy.... piece of paper in her hand.... she’s come to see the governor.... she wants to free her man....

[GASkinsfan28]

It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
From your Mom
-Blink 182

[dfitzo53]

Originally posted by codeorama
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk



I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor ***** poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

When combined with Macho Man I'm left with one of two conclusions. You're a comedic genius, or you have a very specific taste in music. ;)

[SkinsChick36]

Chemical Party"

Here at the party
everone's happy
Everyone's high
Get struck by lightning
Who here would feel it?
Who here could heal it?
Who here would try?
Chemical-party-lover down
It's not the walls
It's not this town
You're just too high to see the point
You think your name is pass the jount
I think I like you
But you like this whole room
You sexy machine
I'm jing-a-linging from here to the ceiling
Inside I'm reeling
So fresh and so clean
Chemical-party-lover down
It's not the walls
It's not this town
You're just to high to get the point
You think your name is pass the joint
You're still too amazing to ignore
But I'm incapable of rescuing you
You find it too damn easy to get bored
That's why you're always tring something new
And then when you can't hold up
They're all over you
Flies on cake, flies on cake
Chemical-party-lover down
It's not the walls
It's not this town
You're just to high to see the point
You think your name is pass the joint
Chemical-party-lover down
It's not the walls
It's not this town
I'm juse too drunk to make my point
But you think your name is pass the joint
You think your name is...

-gavin degraw...all his lyrics are AWESOME