Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

If Dallas gets beat by the Giants on Sunday..that would be hella funny! I think thats a joke :) :dallasuck

Look what I wrote a week ago, its the post before this one up top..

Dallas lost, now thats funny and people saying they were going to win the Super Bowl or even get there year is hell of a joke to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :dallasuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLMHM...ategory/video/

Enjoy!

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Originally Posted by KingLEO

A Dallas Cowboy fan, a Washinton Redskin fan and Julia Roberts were all sitting together on the subway when the lights went out, and the car went completely dark. In the darkness there was a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap! When the subway car’s lights came back on, Julia and the Redskin fan were sitting as if nothing happened, while the Cowboy fan was holding his slapped face! The Cowboy fan was thinking, "That Redskin fan must have kissed Julia, and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead!" Meanwhile, Julia was thinking, "That Cowboy fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Redskin fan, and got slapped for it!" And the Redskin fan was thinking, "This is great! The next time the subway car’s lights go out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap the crap out of that Cowboy fan again!"

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A liitle bump so we can laugh a little bit before today's game against the JETS! H.T.T.R!

Thanks for bumping this KingLeo. I never saw this thread before and I am reading the jokes to my kids (with PG13 editing) and they are laughing their heads off!

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Originally Posted by Mr. Nostril

I'd improve that joke by saying "The officer explains that they'll be right there, and tell her "make sure you get the guys jersey number."

because the thought of 911 telling the girl "we're very busy right now," really leaves me feeling uncomfortable.

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You live in LA and have confidence in calling 911? Funny but sad.

[QUOTE=wesleyc288]:laugh: There is Always one joke that kills me every time i hear it.....it is so funny! just scroll down to see it.



I was recently in a car accident with wesleyc288 and we both were on our way to see the Redskins play the Cowboys. Not knowing each other and rooting for the opposite teams sure made for a difficult moment waiting for the police to show up. Me being the bigger man offered Wes a drink of my Jack Daniels flask and he said sure why not, he then passed it back to me.

I replied, go ahead have another one being the thoughtful fan I am as we discussed the greatest rivalry in football.

Then Wes again passed the flask to me, I said NAH, I will wait for the cop to get here.


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Ever see the Cowboys show on HGTV? Pimp my cell.

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Originally Posted by umstew42

Little Johnny was in his Kindergarten class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman.

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring in and took little Johnny aside to ask him...

"Is that really true about your father working in a gay strip club?"

"No" said Johnny, "he really plays for the Dallas Cowboys but I was too embarrassed to say."

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:laugh: :laugh: Now that's funny as hell! I gotta sent that one in a text msg.

Had to bump this one up!!!!!!!!! HAIL! :dallasuck:dallasuck:dallasuck

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them

In the case of a tornado in the DFW area, please head directly to Cowboy Stadium

Chances of a touchdown there are unlikely!

Q: If you see a Cowboys fan on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: Why did Tony Romo get so excited when he finished his jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Frustrated with another losing season, Tony Romo decided to blow off steam with an ice fishing trip.

He grabbed his equipment, put on his fishing outfit, and hit the ice to find a good spot.

He took out his knife and started to make a large circle in the ice with it. But suddenly a loud voice boomed from overhead.

“No, Tony. You won’t find any fish there.”

He backed up a few feet and started to cut again, but again – the voice shouted at him.

“No, Tony. Don’t cut there, either. You won’t find any fish!”

So he backed up again – but before he could even try to cut, the voice boomed a third time. “I said NO, TONY!!!!”

“Is that you, God?” Tony called out in wonder.

“No, you moron,” the voice called back. “It’s the manager of the ice rink.”