Why do I have to be a guy? (stop me from doing something stupid)

Long story short is I haven't been laid since August and I'm really really frustrated. I've been at home drinking all morning so I can get the courage to call a professional to help end my drought.

I KNOW it's wrong, but a man has to be fulfilled somehow and porn just isn't cutting it anymore :(

So..... yeah.

/crickets.

damn...

well think about jail and how awful that would be

LMAO!!!! Dude just relax.

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Originally Posted by buenosdiaz

damn...

well think about jail and how awful that would be

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They don't lock folks up for that.... ticket at most, I think.

Don't be a fool, rap your tool. Honestly though, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Err...well gotta do what you gotta do.

Your title should read "why do I have to be a horndog?"

I hear Who Del is available.

Oh yeah, and put down the booze and rip up that number...seriously dude.

Here's something that stops me....

How do you know that there's not going to be someone else there that's going to rob you...

And for the record, I haven't been laid in three and a half years.

I wouldn't do something like this.

Um, try since 2004 (or 2005, can't remember lol). There are worst things than 6 months of no sex.

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Originally Posted by PleaseBlitz

/crickets.

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/baby crying in background

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Originally Posted by buenosdiaz

damn...

well think about jail and how awful that would be

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At least that would get him laid. :ahhhhh: