Funny Granny Story

[justme]

I guess she really wanted that pizza...

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/052..._pizza911.html

86-Year-Old Jailed for 911 Pizza Call

CHARLOTTE, NC-May 25, 2005 — An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called 911 dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour - all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver.

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Dorothy Densmore was charged with misusing the 911 system, a jail spokeswoman said.

She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver a pie to her south Charlotte apartment, said Officer Mandy Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot," Giannini said.

Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said.

It's unusual for someone to face charges for nonemergency calls, Giannini said. But on Sunday, Densmore kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop, Giannini said.

When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot-tall, 98-pound woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said.

Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the 911 system, jail records show.

(Copyright 2005 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

[zoony]

"crazy old coot"

???

Who talks like that?

[halter91]

lmao, that is too funny. I guess Granny really wanted a Pizza!

[herrmag]

What do you do when an old woman attacks you? Damn, I'd probably run. I mean seriously, I'd be so worried about killing her that I think my flight instinct would kick in.

[justme]

Originally posted by herrmag
What do you do when an old woman attacks you? Damn, I'd probably run. I mean seriously, I'd be so worried about killing her that I think my flight instinct would kick in.

That's what I would do. Angry old people are weak but really scary anyway.