You just got to love Kim Jong-il

[The Evil Genius]

Good stuff!




http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050802/...RpBHNlYwM3NTc-


Eleven holes-in-one in a single round... Tue Aug 2,10:59 AM ET

SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.

According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state.

"I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted as saying on the Web Site "Uri-Min-jok-kiri" (www.uriminzokkiri.dprkorea.com), or "Among our People."

Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed," the site said.

On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said.

"All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory," the site says.

North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. "The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often," he was quoted as saying

[The Evil Genius]

And...the South Park duo of Parker and Wilson's take on Mr. Kim Jong-il


I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a ****
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

[flyingtiger1013]

Originally posted by T.E.G.
And...the South Park duo of Parker and Wilson's take on Mr. Kim Jong-il


I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a ****
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

Is that from Team America? The Mrs and I are going to order it this week from OnDemand (uncut version).

[Destino]

The problem with Kim-Jong-Il, at least for me, is that he has a over powering nerd aura that makes it had for me to stay focused wanting him dead. I can't decide if he should just be shot or stuffed in a trash by a football player and rolled down the seniorhall steps first.

[jwebst1]

Originally posted by flyingtiger1013


Is that from Team America? The Mrs and I are going to order it this week from OnDemand (uncut version).

Movie is very underrated... I thought it was hysterical....

[jrockster21]

11 holes-in-one on his first round of golf ever??? Yeah, the guy keeping score had a gun to his head I'll bet.

[flyingtiger1013]

Originally posted by Destino
The problem with Kim-Jong-Il, at least for me, is that he has a over powering nerd aura that makes it had for me to stay focused wanting him dead. I can't decide if he should just be shot or stuffed in a trash by a football player and rolled down the seniorhall steps first.

Shot, no doubt about it. When his father died we went on Bravo Alert (I think it was Bravo) because he had bragged that within 5 days he would bury his father in the South (Korea). As I recall it was extremely wet over there and not very compatible for tank operations.

[JMac]

11 holes in one? I wonder how he did on the hole with the Windmill house?

[Predicto]

I'm so bummed. I went to the North Korea website for some amusement, but all the links were broken.

What a surprise - they can't even keep their website running.

[chomerics]

a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played

That's the spin. . .

They fail to mention it was on a put-put course.

[BG]

Kim Jong brasky?


He's a sonofab*tch...

he once made love to my wife and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

[dreamingwolf]

what is it with crazy dictators and thinking they are artists? Didnt saddam write plays and movies too? Im never gonna look at writers the same way again.,

[Larry]

There's also a report that he landed a jet on an aircraft carrier, on his first attempt, in an aircraft he'd never sat in before, after not doing any flying at all for over a decade.

[mjah]

There's also a report that he landed a jet on an aircraft carrier, on his first attempt, in an aircraft he'd never sat in before, after not doing any flying at all for over a decade.

That was always the hardest part of the Top Gun game for the NES. Landing on the stupid arcraft carrier was a matter of luck.

Looks like Kim's a Power Player, though.

[chomerics]

Is it me, or does anyone else think Kim Ill is the new millenium's version of Mumar Khadaffy.

Remember the daffy ducks pictures? Where is he now. . . rejoining the world community after bombing a 747. He's also turning the Lybia into the new hot spot for Europe to invest in. All because he's sitting on a bunch of fresh water.

Not to mention that by keeping Lybia at bay, you hold off any access to the resource if you ever need it as a country.