Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

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Did you hear about George Bush buying the cowboys? He heard that they had 2 good tight ends and the rest of them sucked!!!!!

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Q.What do you call 40 millionaires watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Dallas Cowboys.

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Two guys from Dallas die and wake up in hell. The devil stops by to check on them and sees them dressed in coats, gloves and earmuffs, warming themselves around the fire. The devil asked them, "What are you two doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?!" The guys reply, "Well, you do realize that we're from Dallas, Texas. After our summers there, this is like a cold wave!" The devil decides that these two guys aren't miserable enough, so he cranks up the heat! The next day, the devil stops by again and there are the two guys again dressed in their coats, gloves and earmuffs. The devil asked them, "It's awfully hot down here! Can't you guys feel that?!" Again the guys answered, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we are from Dallas, Texas. We have suffered through the dog days of a Texas summer. This is like winter down here!" The devil gets really steamed and he decides to crank up the heat as high as it will go. People are wailing and screaming all over hell. However, when he stops by to check on the two men, he finds them in light jackets, grilling steaks and drinking beer! The devil couldn't believe his eyes. "Everyone down here is in absolute misery! You two seem to be enjoying yourselves!" The two men reply, "Well, as you know, we are from Dallas, Texas. This weather is like a fall morning during football season! So we thought we would have a little tailgate party!" The devil is so mad that he can't see straight! He decides that if the heat doesn't bother these two guys, he will go in the opposite direction. He decides to shut all the heat off in hell! The next day, the temperature is below zero. Icicles are hanging everywhere. People are shivering so bad, they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth! The devil smiled as he went to check on the two Texans. He finds them back in their coats, gloves and earmuffs. They were jumping up and down and cheering! The devil was dumbfounded. "I don't get it! When I turned the heat up, you were happy! Now it's freezing cold, and you are celebrating! What's wrong with you two?" The Texans looked at the devil in surprise. "Well, don't you know? If hell froze over, that must mean that the Cowboys must've got back to the Super Bowl!"

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You do realize the Cowboys have been to the Super Bowl 8 times, more than any other franchise?

This is the problem with these "insert football team name here" jokes. Not every joke is applicable to every team.

I do like the "redneck bastard kills family pet" joke, if you get a chance to put that one in...

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You do realize the Cowboys have been to the Super Bowl 8 times, more than any other franchise?

This is the problem with these "insert football team name here" jokes. Not every joke is applicable to every team.

I do like the "redneck bastard kills family pet" joke, if you get a chance to put that one in...

I know its true about Dallas and the superbowls, but it had to be up come on you cant blame me Im a skins fan. I dont want to get the credit for all these jokes cause I didnt write them, I just found them and I wanted to share them with everybody. Anyways, the joke you like is up on the first page by Rocky21 post #12! Enjoy..all the jokes!

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The boy replies “I am not a Redskins fan.” Perplexed, the reporter asks “what kind of fan are you?” The boy replies “ A Cowboy fan!” The reporter decides on another headline: "Ignorant Redneck Ba$tard Kills Family Pet.”

First of all, this joke starts with 2 kids tossing a football around in the park. That's how you know the kid is a football fan. It's actually better if the attack happens in the Bay Area, NY, or anywhere there are 2 teams (49ers/Raiders, Jets/Giants) for the reporter to compose headlines for.

The reporter says: "Heroic 9ers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal Attack!"

The kid says, "But I'm not a 49er fan."

Reporter: "Brave Raider Fan Repels Deadly Dog Bite!"

You get the idea...

Kid: "But I'm not a Raider fan."

[skinman574]

why is a redskin team like a tampon? only good for one period.

hey retard go back to dallas


How do u know when hell froze over?

When Cowboy fans got an IQ over 15 and the Cowboys actually win a super bowl

that lives in Dalls

[santanamoss89]

haha all funny

[THEHEREAFTER]

Hey I got one.... How many times have the Redskins made the playoffs in the last 13 years?

[BigDFan5]

hey retard go back to dallas


How do u know when hell froze over?

When Cowboy fans got an IQ over 15 and the Cowboys actually win a super bowl

that lives in Dalls

Actually win a superbowl? We have won 5 thats not enough to qualify?

[SkinFromNepal]

Better to laugh on others' expense then cry for our SKINS

Short Cowboy jokes
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass."

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

[santanamoss89]

hahah nice ones

[DCNightHawk]

hahahahah, good jokes.. any more?

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Hey I got one.... How many times have the Redskins made the playoffs in the last 13 years?

I got an even better one, how many champianships have the Redskins won in all!!

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Did you hear about George Bush buying the cowboys? He heard that they had 2 good tight ends and the rest of them sucked!!!!!

That is funny thanks for sharing Ive never heard that one before..

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Hope this joke is ok, if not my bad just take it off..lol!

Three cowboys fans were on their way home after watching their team lose another game. On the way, they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. one man said, "Man, I'm gonna get some of this."

He began to screw the sheep. He asked if his friend wanted to get some, and he said yes, and he started screwing it.

After he got done, he asked the other friend if he wanted some. The third friend said sure and stuck his head in the fence.

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