Keep them coming, fellas.
Keep them coming, fellas.
Its been awhile so I'm gonna go ahead and give this a bump so those who haven't seen these jokes, can get a chance to read them so enjoy and if you have any jokes as well please feel free to post!
This should win an award for "Lamest thread of the year". Now THAT has my vote.
What's the difference between Cowboy Stadium and a porcupine?
Cowboy Stadium has 75,000 pricks on the inside!
You must be a cowboy fan lil' buddy if you think this thread is a waste!Originally Posted by Plane Thrower
Can we get some more?
This isn't a Cowboy's joke but a reference to Super Bowl XXII...
Q: What do a car load of Denver Broncos do when they have a flat tire..?
A: Nothing...! Unless it's a blowout, then they all show up....
Sorry, please ignore this post. The preview screen messed up my post again.
Last edited by BIGJoeSalave'a; August-21st-2006 at 05:08 PM.
Originally Posted by KingLeo
KingLeo, thanks so much for writing the jokes for us. They are extremely, extremely funny.
LoL LoL LoL
May I suggest something?
In order to make it easier to read and to enjoy your jokes even more, could you split your joke into smaller paragraphs (max. 4-5 lines per paragraph) by inserting a line or (blank spaces) in between the paragraphs.
Last edited by BIGJoeSalave'a; August-21st-2006 at 05:05 PM.
Just made this up...might not be too funny.
Good ol' boy Mark Brunell is hunting in the woods, and he mistakes Roy Williams for a stray dog.
So how does he avoid homicide and shooting Roy Williams in the head?
Give him a 4th down, Santana Moss in Texas Stadium on Monday Night and he'll throw a bullet OVER his head. LOL **** Dallas
I'm trying to find some more right now for this up and coming season guys so be patient and if you have some of your own feel free to post!
Question: Whats the difference between the cowboys and a bag of poop?
Answer: The bag
"Do or do not....There is no Try!" - Yoda -
Ok I got one.....
How long did it take for Terrell Owens's Mom to take a dump?
Originally Posted by joeskins30
that is so wrong.
The Dallas Cowboys were practicing at Texas Stadium today when they noticed a white, powdery substance on the field. Practice was halted while the Controlled-Dangerous-Substance (CDS) squad was called in. The CDS squad concluded that the white substance was the goal line. The CDS squad assured the Cowboys that the powder wasn't anything to fear, and advised them that they won't be seeing it again anytime soon.
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