Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

[pR0JEkT 21]

The Dallas Cowboys were practicing at Texas Stadium today when they noticed a white, powdery substance on the field. Practice was halted while the Controlled-Dangerous-Substance (CDS) squad was called in. The CDS squad concluded that the white substance was the goal line. The CDS squad assured the Cowboys that the powder wasn't anything to fear, and advised them that they won't be seeing it again anytime soon.
:gaintsuck

I've never heard that one before that was a good one!

[skinz4evr]

There is Always one joke that kills me every time i hear it.....it is so funny! just scroll down to see it.

Its just one single word!! does anyone know what that word is??????

















































































THEISMAN!!!!

SuperBowl WINNER!

[walkateer]

I like that the vote tally for the jokes being F-ing stupid is the blue bar

[Boss_Hogg]

yea because the redskins are much closer to the super bowl than the cowboys!!!!!!......lol .......that is ONE FUNNY JOKE!!!!!

[Riggo#44]

yea because the redskins are much closer to the super bowl than the cowboys!!!!!!......lol .......that is ONE FUNNY JOKE!!!!!

Hey look - a Cowboys fan taking himself too seriously - go figure!

[Eaglesfanfromfrance]

Good jokes about the Cowboys!!! I hate them!!!!

[roanoker]

Ok I got one.....
How long did it take for Terrell Owens's Mom to take a dump?

9 Months!

Man, that's cold *Laughing*

[Seabee1973]

Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium

Did you know that they are going to change the name of the Dallas Cowboys' Stadium?
It's going to be called Drug Emporium.

[Seabee1973]

How can you tell if a Dallas Cowboy football player is married?


There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

[Badgerrocks]

These are awesome and deserve to be bumped.

[THUNDERDOME]

Anymore????

[THUNDERDOME]

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

[praise_gibbs]

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

[THUNDERDOME]

[THUNDERDOME]

Q. What's the difference between the Taliban and the Dallas Cowboys?

A. The Taliban has a running game!