Q: Why is Tony Romo unable to answer a telephone?
A: He can't find the receiver.
Q: What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Tony Romo isn’t allowed around children anymore — he’s a choking hazard.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a Dallas Cowboys joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is a Cowboys Fan. The bouncer is Cowboys Fan. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2, weighs 225 and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5″ pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is a Dallas Cowboys Fan. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”