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  • YES, I did, I thought they were f-in funny!

    147 79.03%

  • NO, I didnt, I though they were f-stupid!

    32 17.20%

  • None of the above!

    7 3.76%
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Thread: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

  1. February-16th-2006 06:35 PM #91
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    Keep them coming, fellas.
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  2. May-26th-2006 05:37 PM #92
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    Its been awhile so I'm gonna go ahead and give this a bump so those who haven't seen these jokes, can get a chance to read them so enjoy and if you have any jokes as well please feel free to post!

    F.K.A. KingLEO
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  3. May-26th-2006 06:43 PM #93
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    This should win an award for "Lamest thread of the year". Now THAT has my vote.
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  4. May-26th-2006 07:08 PM #94
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    What's the difference between Cowboy Stadium and a porcupine?

    Cowboy Stadium has 75,000 pricks on the inside!
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  5. June-21st-2006 02:55 PM #95
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Plane Thrower
    This should win an award for "Lamest thread of the year". Now THAT has my vote.
    You must be a cowboy fan lil' buddy if you think this thread is a waste!

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  6. June-25th-2006 11:46 PM #96
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    Can we get some more?
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  7. August-21st-2006 09:42 AM #97
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    This isn't a Cowboy's joke but a reference to Super Bowl XXII...

    Q: What do a car load of Denver Broncos do when they have a flat tire..?

    A: Nothing...! Unless it's a blowout, then they all show up....
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  8. August-21st-2006 05:03 PM #98
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    Sorry, please ignore this post. The preview screen messed up my post again.
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  9. August-21st-2006 05:04 PM #99
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by KingLeo
    Bill Parcells, clearly upset about the Dallas Cowboy's losing record, decides to find out from Bill Belichick what his secret is. So, Parcells travels up to a Patriot practice and asks Belichick, Coach, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?

    ... ... After practice, Bledsoe catches up with Parcells: Coach, I think I've got it. My father's brother's nephew is Julius Jones. Parcells (angry): No, No, NO! You idiot!! It's Tom Brady!!! ...

    KingLeo, thanks so much for writing the jokes for us. They are extremely, extremely funny.
    LoL LoL LoL


    Side Note:
    May I suggest something?
    In order to make it easier to read and to enjoy your jokes even more, could you split your joke into smaller paragraphs (max. 4-5 lines per paragraph) by inserting a line or (blank spaces) in between the paragraphs.
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  10. August-21st-2006 11:53 PM #100
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    Just made this up...might not be too funny.

    Good ol' boy Mark Brunell is hunting in the woods, and he mistakes Roy Williams for a stray dog.

    So how does he avoid homicide and shooting Roy Williams in the head?

    Give him a 4th down, Santana Moss in Texas Stadium on Monday Night and he'll throw a bullet OVER his head. LOL **** Dallas
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  11. August-25th-2006 10:18 PM #101
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    I'm trying to find some more right now for this up and coming season guys so be patient and if you have some of your own feel free to post!

    F.K.A. KingLEO
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  12. August-25th-2006 11:06 PM #102
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    Question: Whats the difference between the cowboys and a bag of poop?

    Answer: The bag
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  13. August-27th-2006 06:05 PM #103
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    Ok I got one.....
    How long did it take for Terrell Owens's Mom to take a dump?

    9 Months!
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  14. August-27th-2006 08:46 PM #104
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    Default Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by joeskins30
    Ok I got one.....
    How long did it take for Terrell Owens's Mom to take a dump?

    9 Months!


    that is so wrong.
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  15. August-29th-2006 01:23 AM #105
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    Exclamation Re: Dallas Cowboy Jokes!

    The Dallas Cowboys were practicing at Texas Stadium today when they noticed a white, powdery substance on the field. Practice was halted while the Controlled-Dangerous-Substance (CDS) squad was called in. The CDS squad concluded that the white substance was the goal line. The CDS squad assured the Cowboys that the powder wasn't anything to fear, and advised them that they won't be seeing it again anytime soon.
    :gaintsuck
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