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  1. January-8th-2006 11:26 PM #1
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    Default World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    In a shocking consensus, peoples of the entire planet for the first time in history, have come to 100% agreement that the Washington Redskins football team are headed for total and utter destruction at the hands of the Seattle Seahawks.

    Leaders from around the globe weighed in on the outcome of the impending battle. "We would like to caution our Washington friends, that the Seahawks will not simply surrender. These are seasoned fighters, and to assume they will run away at the mere appearance of Redskins is at best premature, and at worst dangerous", French president Jacque Chirac told reporters.


    "They ahh being misled by a coach that lied. Foah this coach to send those brave playahs into hahms way is totally irresponsible, reprehensible, and wrong. Any reasonable person knows the quagmiah they ahh headed foah", said Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy outside a Boston pub.

    Several other critics of the current team administration raised further concerns:

    Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi blasted Redskin coach Joe Gibbs for what she called, "A total disregard for the safety of his players in deciding to send them into the game without sufficient body padding"

    Senator Joe Biden accused the team owner of "shameful grandstanding", and "blatant, commercially motivated appearances" in front of WE SUPPORT THE REDSKINS banners.

    "The fact that because some of us disagree with the coach about the team's chances, somehow that makes us disloyal fans"

    Even the animal rights group PETA filed suit against the organization for deciding to go ahead with the battle against the Seahawks.

    A representative of the organization announced the legal action would be dropped only after being informed that the Seahawks were not actually birds.


    "When we set our minds to something, we can do it", responded coach Gibbs. "I realize a lot of people don't agree, but we've been misunderestimated in the past, and I believe the doubters will be proved wrong again"

    A last minute appeal to the team management went on deaf ears, and the assault is on schedule for this coming Saturday. - API
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  2. January-8th-2006 11:32 PM #2
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    Default Re: World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    Not sure if you're a troll or a fan, but not a bad post. However, what does "misunderestimate" mean?
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  3. January-8th-2006 11:41 PM #3
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    Default Re: World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    "misunderestimate" either comes from a joke in some movie, or it's a Bush-ism. I know I've heard it before.
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    Idea Re: World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    “Bears Ready, if Redskins Show Up”

    The fans who were around in the 80s know what I am talking about.
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  5. January-8th-2006 11:48 PM #5
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    Truly I say to you, the Redskin infidels are nowhere near our end zone!
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  6. January-8th-2006 11:51 PM #6
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    Default Re: World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    Quote Originally Posted by NOVA2Tampa



    Truly I say to you, the Redskin infidels are nowhere near our end zone!
    LOL!!!
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    Default Re: World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    POST OF THE WEEK!!!


    Out-friggin-standing! (Except for violating the rule against posting fake news, but I think it's pretty obvious and well-thought-out satire.)

    QUAGMIAH! I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard!

    Fantastic dude! Welcome to the boards! I can tell already, I'm going to enjoy your stay!

    FREE THE HOG!!!
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  8. January-9th-2006 12:21 AM #8
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    IF we win saturday.. I predict alot of "Flip Flopping" by certain analyst...

    "I voted for the Redskins before I voted against them"

    "misunderestimate"--> thats gotta be a quote from Bush....

    Great Post got a real good laugh
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  9. January-9th-2006 12:26 AM #9
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    We have nothing to lose this week. Lets play our guts out and get that dubya
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    Default Re: World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    That was a great read...and funny!
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  11. January-9th-2006 12:29 AM #11
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    Default Re: World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    Hilarious!!! Great post...


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    LOL good read...
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    Default Re: World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    Bench Gibbs, put in Kerry!
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  14. January-9th-2006 06:58 AM #14
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    Default Re: World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    Quote Originally Posted by honorary_hog
    POST OF THE WEEK!!!

    QUAGMIAH! I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard!
    Thanks. Glad you got a chuckle!
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  15. January-9th-2006 07:15 AM #15
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    Default Re: World Predicts Disaster for Washington

    Brillant


    Still laughing
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