Enough of the Ho! Ho! stuff....now where's the damn ball????
"I know that I am not supposed to peak before Christmas but I can't help myself"
"Uh, hey ladies. Uh, have you seen my ball?"
What do you mean there is a ****ing profanity filter??!!
"The hell with his QB rating..I love it when my man Frerotte throws it in the dirt"
Hey Dad, you won't believe what just happened. I just fell out of an airplane strapped into these two first class seats and I landed in the stadium. No really their are two santas helpers standing right in front of me. Yeah, and there is a dolphin laying on the ground doing the centipede. No really....
Guy on the Phone- "Im sorry Coach Saban the girls failed, he fumbled and ran out of bounds, Ricky still prefers grass over a**, pehapse its time to bring in Chi-Chi.............yes that puerto-rican tranny that hangs out down the street........wait? How do you know Chi-CHi???"Originally Posted by Skins24
" I meant to do that ladies"
"Loser. You've gotta catch the ball if you want to be with us."
Last edited by China; January-9th-2006 at 03:22 PM.
I sware, I'll lay down at their feet, and fart footballs if they smile at me................
If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind
" Ive fallen and I cant get up "
"I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy"
1st girl - Nice catch butter fingers.
2nd girl - Come on sweety lets go find some real men.
Dolphin - Wait give me another chance.
"Man, I wish you two were those two panthers cheerleaders."
Dolphin: Wow, I can see your house from here
Girls: Yeah, well we can see your ball
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