Spring went south for the winter.
Some things I've learned:
Always make a plan.
Pay attention to where you are, what you're doing, and how you're supposed to do it.
Never go to a Steak House and order chicken.
Putting a dollar in a g-string costs too much.
Don't insult the dentist before he's finished.
Making a living is not the same as making a life.
Big game tonight for the NHL points lead. Go Blackhawks
Last edited by Rdskn4Lyf21; January-28th-2010 at 06:19 PM.
In late October I was at a local dive bar in Hawthorne minding my own business sipping a vodka tonic. In walks a fairly attractive woman who sits down a couple stools away from me. She orders a drink and sorta looks sad. I'm typically a shy dude who needs a lot of courage to speak to some stranger, but I ask if everything is okay. She proceeds to tell me how she is having a hard time finding work, her two kids 13 and 4 are a handful, but mostly how she and her husband argue all the time and how he doesn't even pay attention to her anymore. She also mentions that he doesn't make love to her anymore. Well I am listening and consoling her when out of no where she goes, "Would you like to **** me?" I nearly spit out my vodka tonic all over the bar....no girl had ever said anything even close to that to me in my life. Well of course I say yes, the horny guy that I am, and I take her back to my house and screw her brains out.
Anyway, this has been going on ever since, but I sorta feel bad because I am the "cheatee" in an affair. But I like her and she really is in a bad marriage. All they do is argue, and I tell her to leave him but I think she is doing it for the kids' sake, she doesn't want to be on her own. He is the financial support. But why suffer through life? It is also very frustrating for me because I only see her like once a week maximum because she only has a babysitter twice a week Like today she texts me(all we do is text), "I'll be there at 2" then "I'll be there at 4 sorry" then "Husband got hm frm wrk & ive been fighting w/him for the last half hour. Cant talk rite now..." Ahhh! Meanwhile I'm sitting in my house horny as a toad waiting for her when I could be out doing other things. I am also slightly worried about her husband finding out...I don't want some dude showing up to my door with a baseball bat. But I don't want to end it because the sex is great and frankly I rarely ever get girls. To be honest it like never happens actually. So there you go...weird situation huh?
yeah that is kinda nuts.....you should make it a thread though! I'd love to see how people respond to this! You'll be taking spjunkies place!
Goodness that does sound like something that would happen to me, but with my luck I wouldn't get to **** her or something.
I vote make a thread.
I have started watching Dexter and I am utterly and totally obsessed.
I can please only one person each day - today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
"We need to have designated posters create accounts on other teams message boards and post rumors about coaching hires just to **** with Florio." Spaceman Spiff
I live in my own little world, but that's ok. They know me here.
Can anyone think of a good drinking game for the Pro Bowl? I don't think I've watched the Pro Bowl in its entirety...maybe ever. But I think I'm gonna have some people over at my place for the game and I want to have a fun drinking game so we can get **** faced during it.
No reason to watch Pro Bowl, I haven't seen one in years
There's probably some Sunday college basketball that pre-empts the Pro Bowl
Charlie Casserly just walked through the store I work at..
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