Ben Affleck killed it on Bill Maher last night. Hilarious![]()
Ben Affleck killed it on Bill Maher last night. Hilarious![]()
GEORGIA AVENUE.
"Captain, it's a viewpoint--not one of ours! We're under attack!"
"I see it, ensign! Engage amygdala! Transfer all power from frontal lobes!
Suspend critical thinking field! Go to course heading of reflexive response 101 at full bias!
Now!'Enter' at will!"
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
I come in here to see if you guys are being supportive for me and you ****ers are talking about how great of an actor Affleck is. Real nice. Go let that sink in for a bit. Jerks.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is." - Sir Bacon
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.-Jimi Hendrix
"Captain, it's a viewpoint--not one of ours! We're under attack!"
"I see it, ensign! Engage amygdala! Transfer all power from frontal lobes!
Suspend critical thinking field! Go to course heading of reflexive response 101 at full bias!
Now!'Enter' at will!"
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
I'm not talking to you. Go watch Armageddon
"Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is." - Sir Bacon
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.-Jimi Hendrix
50000th post
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Last edited by MLSKINS; October-13th-2012 at 05:45 PM.
Gone, but not forgotten... RIP RP
Tell me Willis isn't her ex, too. He's as old as I am.
Women.
Oh, since I'm tending to more serious and sensitive matters---congrats ML on your ES milestone fail.
(KB---my next "involvement" implosion---there's always a next---I will send you details first and you can have at it...just drink for now)
Last edited by Jumbo; October-13th-2012 at 05:56 PM.
"Captain, it's a viewpoint--not one of ours! We're under attack!"
"I see it, ensign! Engage amygdala! Transfer all power from frontal lobes!
Suspend critical thinking field! Go to course heading of reflexive response 101 at full bias!
Now!'Enter' at will!"
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
Awesome, wasn't it? I can't believe what make-up can do (Ann Coulter)!!
And just a btw, omg...my husband said, "Baby, nobody's looking at her hands."
So now I gotta dig up the pic here on ES...b/c I said "If nobody looked at her hands, we wouldn't be talking about it on ES."
He said, "My point exactly."
It's his birthday and I'm semi-mad. Lord, help me.![]()
"Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is." - Sir Bacon
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.-Jimi Hendrix
The transitional phrase of the year award goes to, "That being said..."
Won in a landslide.
KB, I thought you knew you messed it up over a week ago.
Seems like a pretty big hint when she said she didn't want a relationship.
Thanks for the sig LCSF
would have been fine if I just left it how it was. I'm not good at weathering the calm. I pushed it. I was in a bad mood this week too. I may have broke my pinky toe, back went out, sick and stressed out and I just needed to be alone and focus on diet and exercise and I didn't. I drank too much and was lazy and took it out on her. We were still kind of hanging out in limbo and it was looking like it would get better, but I guess not. I knew I liked this girl too much. It's my bad.
I'm so bad at just meeting a girl, dating her and getting to know her and forming a relationship. I've never really done it. Not honestly. I've gone through motions, but never heart felt. I fall for the ones who keep me at arms length and I don't have the patience to work through it. That's one of the things I moved down here to work on.
People are really strange here. For one, most people are surprisingly bland and not able to carry an interesting conversation. It's one of the reasons I've been on ES a lot more. Also, it's so transient (I lived in Vegas and it's not this bad), that people are not quick to accept anybody for more than drinks or fun. I don't know how long I'll be here, but I have a mentality that I'll be staying. It's hard to explain.
Overall, this week will be hard for me to get through, but then it's back to my old job. Reopening the big beast and working my ass off and making money. Then I only need to focus on me again and hopefully start writing again. I needed to reground myself.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is." - Sir Bacon
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.-Jimi Hendrix
Stacey Dash was mentioned in another thread. A woman is simply not supposed to be that damn fine at her age, no matter how much can be done to enhance your looks. It's like she's an alien/Egyptian goddess or something. And next time I volunteer in the babe draft, I'm putting Gong Li in my over 40 category. I love Asian women.
Also, hot Lipton tea mixed with orange/yellow kool-aid is simply awesome.
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