The "Taken out of context" thread.

[edgun88]

I'm just thankful that they didn't make me get shot with a 9 mm or shotgun

- Honorary Hog - What happens when you get stunned by a stun gun?

[SUNSTONE]

"Because the bible is like your mom." --SUNSTONE, Quantum Mechanics Thread

You should have seen how that statement first looked.
It came across like one of those "I bang your mom" jokes or something.
I had to re-word it to make the point clear.

[dfitzo53]

This is a non-jewish thread,dont mention jesus.

I'm here reviving the past as a buddhist

From the Non-Muslim, Non-Atheist, Non-Christian, Non-Jewish thread. (I probably got the order wrong.)

[georgiaredskin]

"I'd like to taste the rainbow"--Tom [Giant's fan], Courtney, Our Pro Bowl Cheerleader

[Prosperity]

Everyone knows I'm a Cowboys fan

[PokerPacker]

Wow, I finished that whole thing. Not as satisfying as I expected it to be.--dg28daman "don't mess with the big red dot" thread.

[bugski1210]

"dress me up in pink and white"

-Mickalino's sig

[bugski1210]

I had just been hit with my first man-crush!

- "Me and Marcus!" Thread

[PleaseBlitz]

I have a feeling Mickalino is going to be a gold mine.


Performing search now.........

[PleaseBlitz]

I had a feeling my drunk thread would turn up here.

quotes from Mickalino's cooking thread:

"Just look at Rocky...he ate raw eggs and then whooped up on people!!" JRock

"the word "organic" is just a marketing ploy like "Lite" and "Cheesier" " Me

"wipe your *** with organic toilet paper " Mick

" The Ladyfingers are to be dipped in the espresso/liquor mixture." Mick

"with the exception of the mosquito bites, she is hot..." Mick

"Ponch apologizes for questioning your skillz. " Me

God that thread was funny.

[PleaseBlitz]

I hope I dont get in trouble for back-to-back posts, but this thread is hilarious.

This geek would destroy your geek with his awesome knumbchucks skills!

Picture battle.

[bugski1210]

Did you know that aliens can smell Rookies light years away?

-Never-ending Story Thread

[Tarhog]

Very clever thread. Props.

[Teller]

You should have seen how that statement first looked.
It came across like one of those "I bang your mom" jokes or something.
I had to re-word it to make the point clear.

It still does.

[Teller]

"it would be a lot cooler if you were a chick." -- Touchdown Portis!, I'm an adult


and..........

Since georgiaredskin has been so fond of laying the smackdown on me:

"Professor Pounding" -- georgiaredskin, Picture Battle

"we need to stop pussyfooting around" -- georgiaredskin, Neverending Story

"you know it is I who deserves as his fan to tap his butt" -- georgiaredskin, NES

"Ol' dent nose has always rubbed me the wrong way, but tonight she grew balls" -- georgiaredskin, 24

"The Cookie Monster. He knows cookies" -- georgiaredskin, random thought

"Baby, go put on your daisy dukes. We've got some hazzard to fry" -- georgiaredskin, NES