Blue states' letter to red states.

[hokie4redskins]

Shoot, I'll throw in Vegas and the Florida Keys if they promise. No link, sorry. From an email..........

Dear Red States...

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot
Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You
get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at
once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have
kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no
purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their
children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and
hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our
resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved
in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people
with higher morals then we lefties.

By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,
Blue States

[Kilmer17]

Red states response-

Shut the door when you leave.

[Chopper Dave]

I think you guys are severly missing the point of this.

[Major Harris]

i'm pretty sure this has been posted before.....i know i read it a while back

[Major Harris]

I think you guys are severly missing the point of this.

if there is one, i missed it

[SkinInsite]

Cool maybe we can get our version of the Confederate flag.

[stevenaa]

i'm pretty sure this has been posted before.....i know i read it a while back

More than once.

[Who Del]

If we get the pot what do the blue states get? The yayo?

[ashburnskinsfan]

Hard to diagree with most of that

It will be interesting to see how the next Presidential election plays out and what kind of candidates stand.

In Northern Virginia Bush beat Kerry comfortably, but Kaine beat Kilgore including in Loudoun and Prince William Counties.

Kerry was seen as too left of center while Kilgore was too far right.

[Chopper Dave]

if there is one, i missed it

The point is that contrary to what Red Staters think, Blue States are just as American as they are, being as that they are arguably more important to the Union than the Red States are. Red Staters always throw around statements like "if you don't like how we run this country, then leave" (evidenced by the above posts), but what they don't realize is how ****ed they'd be if the blue states did.

[Chopper Dave]

If we get the pot what do the blue states get? The yayo?

The blue states get the good pot. You guys are stuck with Mexican dirt brickweed.

[PleaseBlitz]

Blue States sure are greedy. And bitter.

[Chopper Dave]

Blue States sure are greedy. And bitter.

Oppressed peoples tend to be that way.

[ashburnskinsfan]

Blue States sure are greedy. And bitter.

All those Red states on federal welfare who don't believe in an honest days work for an honest days pay, do make a man angry sometimes.

[DCsportsfan53]

Red states response-

Shut the door when you leave.

If only, I'd be through that door in a heartbeat