your favorite show quotes or movie quotes

[roadkill]

Here are some of my favorites

Family Guy:


Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you.... very homosexually.


Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!


Lois: Good, I don't have to cook.
Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty.


Peter: I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.


Peter: Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery.


Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

South Park:

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.


Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid ******* didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

what is/are your favorite(s)

[HailSkinz1]

Norm from Cheers: "Women. Can't live with them....pass the beer nuts."

Hail,

H

[mboyd784]

From Caddyshack:

Tai - You do drugs, Danny?

Danny - Everyday

Tai - OK, so what's the problem then?

Not to mention the entire Carl the Gardener/Cinderella Story monologue!

Gunga Galunga...Gunga Gungalunga

[PleaseBlitz]

[skinfan13]

austin powers:


"there are two types of people i cant stand in this world; people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the DUTCH!"

-nigel powers

[georgiaredskin]

Memorable Quotes from
Airplane! (1980)


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Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker.
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.


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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

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Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?


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Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

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Captain Oveur: [Captain Oveur is in the middle of a phone call with the Mayo Clinic when an operator tells him that there's an emergency call on Line 5 from Mr. Hamm] All right, get me Hamm on five; hold the Mayo.


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[reading newspaper headlines]
Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's!

[rebornempowered]

"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."

"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody
& I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

"Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."

[Darth Tater]

'Take care of the cockroach problem' -- Office Space

[georgiaredskin]

Memorable Quotes from
Fargo (1996)

Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry.
Jerry Lundegaard: Okay.
Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna sit here and debate.

[Marge is pregnant]
Lou: You alright there, Margie?
Marge Gunderson: Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again.

[SkinsNumberOne]

Dumb and Dumber:
(fairly random, but it sticks with you usually once it's pointed out)
"Big Gulps huh? All right! Well, see you later!"

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Billy Madison (of course):
"...We are all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."

[diesel22]

Tombstone

(Doc Holliday just beat Ike Clanton in poker for the 5th Straight hand)

Ike: "What is that now Doc, 5th straight hand in a row you son of a #%$& !!!
Nobody's that lucky!!"

Doc: "Well Ike, perhaps poker is just not your game. I know.....let's have a spelling contest !!"


(Ike Clanton couldn't read)

[AbleDanger]

"A gun is a tool...as good or bad as the man using it." - Shane (1953)

[Spaceman Spiff]

From the movie Snatch:

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...'Come again?'"

[just skins baby]

Mayor:Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the south side last year, that my policy

Drebin:Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards that's my policy!

Mayor:That was a Shakespear in the park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!


Hamilton from Fast Times:Jeez. Doesn't anyone ******* knock anymore?

[mboyd784]

From the movie Snatch:

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...'Come again?'"

Do you know what the word nemesis means?